>Your national team
>Your national team's strengths and weaknesses heading into Euro 2016
I'll start
>country
flag
>strengths
solid as fuck gks, midfield, defenders, versatile and intelligent attackers
>weaknesses
no fullbacks, no real striker except fucking >gomez
questionable team selections by our meme coach
>No USMNT
>Relevant
ridiculous
strengths
we're not going so no delusions of grandeur
weaknesses
we're not going so I doubt we'll win
>country
flag
>strength
they won't die in an ISIS attack
>country
England
>strenghts
everything
>weaknesses
none
It's obviously coming home
>>67702077
>>67702085
i wish you were there, dutchbros
would have been glorious to witness LCIM give it one last try
>National Team
Mario Gómez García
>Strengths
Tap ins, god-like hair
>Weaknesses
Relying upon shit like >Kroos to do anything other than pass sidways, can no longer fuck Schweinsteiger's old wag
>country
Flag
>Strength
The whole team
>Weaknesses
None
>strengths
Good goalie. (De Gea)
&.....
#404#
>Weaknesses
Casillas may start
No forward line
Del Bosque a dinosaur
>country
Poland
>strengths
Lewa, Milik, Krychowiak, Glik, Zielinski, GK's
>weaknesses
wingers, left backs, choke mentality in tournaments
>+
GOAT midfield
>-
goat defense
>Country
Flag
>Strengths
Good starting GK, good depth at GK
Strong fullbacks
Alright midfield
Steffen gives 100% every game
>Weaknesses
Central defence is all kinds of shit
Strikers can't seem to score, except for Derdiyok, who doesn't start
Shaqiri either has a great game, or is completely invisible
>>67702156
I want Poland to do well because I live next door to a family of poles. Good luck lad
>country
England (why u no hab England flag)
>strengths
A young squad, actually playing well as a team and isn't just a group of individuals as so often the case in the past. Decent midfield and prolific strikers. We should score lots of goals.
>weaknesses
Defence is shit and will get found out by the better teams. England always crumble and major tournaments. Too many hotheads who will struggle with the referring decisions outside the premier league.
>penalties
>Country
Flag
>Strengths
C. Ronaldo
Probably the best midfield of all teams
Nice keeper
>Weaknesses
old rusty defense
No strikers
aged wingers that need to be replaced (nani and quaresma)
>country
Wales
>strengths
Lack of pressure to perform due to first major competition in a while.
Lot of players will want to impress to possibly earn a move since only a couple of players have successful careers.
Bayol in form is probably a top5 gamechanger in Europe.
Have mental advantage over England, the toughest team in our group.
>weakness
Goalkeeper.
Manager.
Inexperience.
Bayol is injury-prone
>>67702283
>Probably the best midfield of all teams
>>67702331
>Mental advantage
Lol what
>>67702371
England is the weakest team at the euros mentally
>>67702385
Based on? We've got hothead Ali. Everyone else is a chill
>>67702365
>schweinsteiger and khedira
>dead
>Ozil aka one good game 2 years ago
Only Kroos it's a good player and better than William Carvalho or João Moutinho. Dumbass german cunt
>Country
Coming Home
>Str
Everything
>Weakness
N/A
>>67702397
The baggage and pressure from the media
Rooney will be slated unless he scores the winner in at least half the games
If England doesn't win a game the entire starting 11 become scapegoats ("why didn't you start x, y is rubbish)
>>67702429
Rooney will be dropped back to midfield. Kane and Vardy will be our boys smashing those goals in.
We will top that group. After that who knows.
>>67702429
That's why you put the team in camp away from the media circus. Limited/no internet, hard training and no women. Make the players play for each other.
>>67702031
>country
England
>strengths
Greatest attacking force to ever grace an international competition
>weaknesses
Our defence is fucking awful and we'll be going home the second we face anyone decent.
>>67702479
>implying Capello didn't try that in 2010
we didn't get in
>>67702156
>Lewa
nice try ameribro
>country
Mexico
>strengths
Possibly one of the top-5 midfields in the world, Chichadios, reliable though not spectacular goalkeepers. Overall a very good mix of veterans and youngsters.
>weaknesses
Unproven manager, mexican mentaility, chokes frequently, haven't found a partner for Moreno in defense. Chicharito goes on cold streaks often.
>country
flag
>strength
Ronaldo in good form
João Moutinho is solid
>weakness
Ronaldo in bad form
Everything else
>Country
England
>Strengths
Relatively young squad, lots of players at the minute without the old England International chip-on-the-shoulder (cf. Gerrard, Rooney, "big" players who are average in competitions etc) so looking to earn a regular place
>weaknesses
We're fucking shit and have been since 2002 at the latest, and we're always permanently overhyped, mostly by ourselves. Hopefully this year the pressure is finally off.
>Country
flag
>Strengths
can seem to overturn any opponent on the right day
>weaknesses
generally most players are shit because half of them are english
>>67703156
Even our rejects are better than your born and bred potatoes
>strengths
solid midfield
>weaknesses
CB's, not one fucking LB
>Country
ENGLAND
>Strengths
Kane and Vardy is the best strike partnership in the competition
Jack 'The lad manlet' Wilshere will boss any midfield
Chris 'The second coming' Smalling is in top form
Joe 'Head and shoulders above the rest' Hart is a world class keeper on his day
>Weaknesses
Woy
>country
England
>Strenghts
That passion, woy master tactician, world class players like Englands brave jack. Three lions on the shirt.
>weaknesses
Idk 2bh familia, this year is ours
Lads, im not even memeing but i genuinely think this could be our year.
>>67703438
We say that every tournament, but I truly think the meme magic will be with us.
>>67703320
Don't put a fucking mask on and pretend dutchbro, we're not going. You're only making this more painful for yourself.
Why doesn't Australia compete like in Eurovision?
>>67702031
>Country
England
>Strengths
Kane, Vardy, Alli, Dier, etc.
Basically, attacking options are great, also we've got great fullbacks in Clyne and Rose
>Weakness
Centre backs, we've only got Smalling and Cahill and Stones, and Stones isn't that great.
Also, Rooney.
>>67703563
isreal and turkey and all these asian countries in the qualiication are enough
hoping for south africa in 2024
>country
England
>Strengths
Rashford
>Weakness
No Width
>>67703656
What part of United are you from m8
>>67702365
Just because João Mário is not hyped by the Eplel meme machine doesn't mean he's not good. João Mário + João Moutinho is the best duo since Fejsa and Samaris.
>>67703656
Rashford is wank you ginger manc twat
>>67703708
Genuine youth will scare defenders
>Uneducated non Man Utd Fan detected
>country
Slovakia
>strengths
Hamsik, Robert Mak, decent midfield and wingers
>weaknesses
our captain and best defender is >skrtl
>>67703708
>manc
He's from Surrey.
>>67703656
We'e got sterling but hes been pretty wank this season tbf
>>67702031
>strengths
Gk and defenders.
>weaknesses
Everything else. Notice we are shit at occupying the midfield and sides so even tho our defenders are good, orur defense is actually shit too.
>>67703823
Sterling would be a weakness m80
>Country
Ice Ice
>Strengths
Team and staff cohesiveness, strong team defence and leicester levels of hard work
Jói Gylfi Aron Birkir midfield
CB partnership solid
>Weakness
FBs slow
Aron and Kolbeinn are injured right now, Alfreð good backup for Kolbeinn, but nobody can really fill in for Aron
Backup defensive line is avg 22 yo
Surprise comeback when?
>>67703815
also,
>strengths
a good coach who actually got those fuckers to perform for the NT
>Country
Fronce
>Strengths
We have good players
>Weaknesses
The coach will start the shitty ones
>>67702031
>Country
flag
>strenghts
Pretty good defensive
>weaknesses
Everything else desu
We have shit players
We have shit team
We are good only in meme europe leaue and CL
>strengths
Alexis, Vidal, Charles Aranguiz, Bravo
>weaknesses
Everyone else, manlet nation
>>67703842
who are your strikers and midfield except Marchisio, Candreva and Giovinco?
Flag
>strength
Great keeper and one of the best defenses
>weakness
Both Marchisio nad Verratti are dead wich downgrades our otherwise good midfield a lot
Literally no good striker
> There's literally been 4 people ITT calling Kane & Vardy the best strike partnership at the Euros just because they were top scorers in the 4th best league in Europe.
> They say English delusion is gone
>country
toothpaste country
>strenghts
LCIM
>weaknesses
Everyone else
>>67704257
If we're lucky, we'll play
Florenzi-Parolo(De Rossi)-Bonaventura
If we aren't
Montolivo-De Rossi-Motta
If we so happen to play the juve defense, we might see
Florenzi-Parolo-Bonaventura-Darmian
Which I wouldn't mind either tbqh.
The attack is almost certainly gonna be
Candreva-Pellé-Insigne
Marchisio is ded and Joe Vinco passed over btw.
>Country
Flag
>Strength
We still have one of the most solid squads in Europe, with really talented players.
>Weakness
Vincent Of The Forest AKA Meme DT
>Country
Belgium
>Strengths
Very good midfield - attack, especially the wings.
Solid defense
Amazing goalie
Almost playing at home
>Weaknessess
Overconfidence
Our strikers up the front
Hazard.
>Country
you know
>Strengths
we'll probably pop out a few decent youth players
the foreign clubs will poach and ruin em though
Robben
>Weaknesses
the KNVB
our current generation of players
>germany
>solid as fuck gks
man that made me laugh, thanks for almost getting me fired
>Country
Englel
>Strengths
CHAT
Some decent youngsters that could spring a surprise
>Weaknesses
Tabloid expectations
Woy
>country
flag
>strengths
Young team with an incredible amount of pace
Decent strikers for the first time in years
Players who ought to be able to keep possession
Most of these players haven't experienced the shitshow of previous tournaments
>weaknesses
English gutter press
Expectation and fickle tournament supporters
Questionable managerial decisions
Rooney
73 year old woodpeckers
>strengths
strong roided up muscles and manly chests
team seems better than in 2014
no capello to do subs at 90th minute
decent wingers and passer + forward duo
3 forwards instead of 1.5 in 2014
>weakness
best defender is 37 years old
average age 29 yo
1 (one) shitty DM
old benched captain
manager wants to play offensively but fails everytime
akinfeev is still numba 1
general slow and witless playstyle
>>67705015
keep forgetting I don't live in England any more, not flag obviously
>>67704671
are you just gonna pretend Neuer isn't by far the best GK in the world???
>>67702031
>country
WELTMEISTER
>strengths
Neuer, Müller, reliable players all around. We say Germany is some kind of "tournament team" always winning the critical matches
>weaknesses
The squad our joke of a coach actually fields.
>Euro 2016 prediction
Either champions or the tournament gets cancelled because goatfuckers
>Strengths
None
>Weakness
All of them
Is there a single country who is happy about his coach?
>>67705455
Not as long as they field Niggers and Goatfuckers. I guess you can relate
>>67705538
Hmm we don't have any goatfuckers in our 23, I guess you took all the EU quota for 2016.
>>67705455
We are.
>changing the whole fucking system
>not making European Championship
>not selecting players like v persie
>building "muh team" for 4 weeks a year instead of selecting best players
>not making European Championship
>let the best player in eredivisie go play for morocco by neglecting him
>not making European Championship
>"""""""""""""""""""blind""""""""""""""""""""
>>67705455
I am. Reminds me of the good old days and hes better than the shit we had recently.
>>67702031
>Country
England
>Strength
Ability to bang any nation that chats shit
>Weaknesses
None, keep chatting shit and you'll get banged
>>67705592
Not making the EC is probably a good thing for your team, so you can rebuild everything. Its maybe part of his plan.
See what happened to France in 1994 and 1998.
>country
flag
>strengths
well... we have nothing to lose I guess
goalkeeper if he has a good day
>weaknesses
team full of nonames
>>67705667
Maybe, but it doesn't make blind less of a cunt.
>>67705585
>Benzema
>Ribery
>all those Niggers
And we have
>Özil (god why?)
>Khedira (at least if he doesn't die of old age before)
>Emre-chan
Did you really kick out everyone else?
>>67705592
We really miss you. We would have also preferred to see you in the World Cup final btw.
Damn get your shit together
>>67705667
Lel nothing will change with the current KNVB
>>67705455
Koller is literally the GOAT national team trainer.
>country
see flag
>strengths
Organization and movement off the ball
Marcel Koller
A free-flowing attack, that can be deadly on the counter
Europe’s most underrated CB
A left side that could tear any national team a new one
Blind understanding between the players
Players typically perform better for the nt than for their clubs
A starting XI full of half-decent players
>weaknesses
shit goalkeepers
right side isn't nearly as strong as the left one
The Austrian answer to Peter Crouch up top. He plays because there simply is no better option
A sharp drop in quality from the first team to the bench
The players can keep up with Kollers aggressive memepress for 90 minutes. God help us, if those guys have to play 120 minutes in France
Zero tactical variety
>USA
>Biggest weakness is that we're not in this competition
>biggest strength is that we're not in this competition
>>67702031
Sweden
Memes
Old shit players and shit tactics
>>67705831
But, but... you have le Ibra and I thought that makes up for a shit team
>>67705727
Do you live in 2012 or you are just retarded?
Karim Bellarabi is in our team
Karim Benzema is banned from your team.
Also Ribéry? Lmao he is a star in germany and refuse to speak french since 2 years.
>>67705793
>A left side that could tear any national team a new one
I got this covered
what are you expecting from iceland?
maybe no idea as it will be the last game and the nature of the game depends on earlier results?
>>67705866
switch your/our
>>67705886
I really don't follow Iceland, so I have basically no idea about how they play or what their strengths and weaknesses are. I do rate them over Hungary though. What I saw during their playoff match against Norway wasn't what I'd call quality football.
>>67705038
how are you that stupid
>>67705793
>Koller is literally the GOAT national team trainer.
He clearly put Austria on another level since he took your NT, great coach no doubt.
>>67705945
those Hungary-Norway games were so void of quality.. dreadful watch
>>67705866
I really didn't think about Karim Bellarabi even though he once played for my local team...
It seems like I just don't care about your N11 enough. Why is Benzema banned?
Also a guy who just played for France in 2014 because Algeria is too shitty... you can be glad you got rid of him.
>>67704353
I will literally blow up the FIGC if Montolivo-De Rossi-Motta is the starting midfield.
>country
flag
>strengths
everybody underestimate us, we have stability in our tactics, our players play motivated
>weaknesses
only like 5 "quality" - so able to play in top 5 league - players, weight of expectations
>>67706204
Next week we'll know. If Motta and Montolivo join the team after saturday's match, chances are they're gonna be starters.
Did I do good?
>>67704540
Your weakness is Jon Walters
>country
Colombia
>strengths
Hamez, Cuadrado, Bacca, Murillo and Ospina
>weakness
Missing leadership from a Yepes like figure. Some promising players like Quintero and Muriel kinda flopped and didn't reach their potential.
>>67702031
You cant make a more stable team
Denmark
Having more Euros than Sweden and England
Agger
>strenghts
good striker, decent midfield, Fuchs literally on the meme magic train since winning the league with Leicester
>weaknesses
constanly getting btfo when it matters
>>67707376
Truly the GOATs
Also Fagger won't play, it'll be Kjær and Christensen la, not so based Hareide will surely see sense
>>67707321
holy shit colombia why do you play the euro
>>67706808
>>67707339
>Wrong formations
>>67707469
>someone doubts the 4-4-2
>>67707504
No but it's just Woy uses a diamond with Wilshere at the base
>>67702589
Haha what a fucking loser
>Strengths
Forwards, which we always have
>Weakness
Roy. Pretty much the rest of the pitch.
I think on the upside though there isn't a country with a better potential duo than Kane and Sturridge.
>>67702077
At least GOATman is back and healthy again.
>>67707376
>Having more Euros than Sweden and England
Savage
>country
flag
>strengths
solid midfield and decent strikers bar Benteke
>weaknesses
shite on the defensive end, also gk position has me worried since Courtois and Mignolet are both shite
>>67706808
>Pisswater
>Shitley
>Easter Island Head Man
>Rppmey
Replace them with Wheelchair, the fella from Spurs who tried to kill Hazard and le_hates_tottenham_man, Townsend (ahahahah) and the fairy dancer from the Mersey or possibly Chat Shit
>>67702663
Good luck at the Euros, Mexico.
>>67707701
No
>>67703842
>>67704330
Do Italians rate 38 year old Buffon?
>>67707339
Milner there would embarrass himself just like he did against Sevilla.
>>67707339
KANE?
![000b389d-642[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zbJzMDf.jpg "000b389d-642[1].jpg")
>>67702031
>weaknesses
>no fullbacks, no real striker except fucking >gomez
>questionable team selections by our meme coach
You forgot "The Irish",meatbag!
>>67703374
sturridge and vardy*
>>67704189
>Alexis, Vidal, Charles Aranguiz, Bravo
Somehow, I just don't think they're going to be good enough to win you Euro 2016, Chile. Maybe next time.
>>67707803
He's not as good as he used to be, but he's still better than most GKs in the tournament tbqphwyf.
Anyone who watches him would agree that he's still world class, just not goat class (unless you ask a juve fan, then you're liable to hear that he's still every bit as good as 15 years ago).
Really, the only people who have a problem with him being the starting GK do so for "strategic" reasons, not technical ones.
>>67704540
>>Weaknessess
teebo fucking everyone's WAG
going for england although i fully expect them to fuck it up like always
>Country
england
>Strengths
england
>Weaknesses
england
>>67702031
>country
Ukraine
>strengths
Nice defending, Yarmolenko, Konoplyanka
>weaknesses
Germany in a group, no strikers
>country
INGERLANDINGERLANDINGERLAND
>strengths
23 AMAZING lads
>weaknesses
ABE JF refs
>prediction
H O M E
O
M
E
>country
Spain
>strengths
GOAT keeper and midfield
>weaknesses
senile coach, >ramos, no torres
>>67707864
do you think he's able?
>country
Zlatan
>strengths
Zlatan
>weaknesses
10 players that isnt Zlatan
>>67703438
Agreed. I usually feel thais way (2012 the only exception) but this time it feels different. It's basically ours to lose.
>>67705727
Ozil is your best player faggot
>>67708076
>Rotan at 10
>country
flag
>strengths
penaldo (if he doesn't get another injury)
>weaknesses
ricardo carvalho, bruno alves and pepe. old, slow and aggressive.
>country
TÜRKİYE, fuck yeah baby
>strengths
- good wingers in gokhan tore and turan
- cenk tosun is accustomed to score with two good wingers and an amc
- good central midfielders in calhanoglu and ozyakup
- recep tayyip erdogan
>weaknesses
- bullshit centre-backs
- no real play tactic
>>67708290
>Emre Mor not in strengths
>Flag
England
>Strengths
Reliable GK for the first time since Seaman.
Decent Defensive Midfield players in Dier and Drinkwater for the first time since I've ever followed our team. Too many years of Barry/Gerrard.
Promising young striker in Harry Kane. Vardy should also relish the opportunity and looked good in friendlies.
Team seems to have played well in friendlies and qualis, generally.
Plenty of young talent who will get experience even if they don't start every game. Expectations therefore seem a little lower which is good.
>Weaknesses
Backline is competent, at best. No world class players, and full-backs particularly are only there because of form, which can go.
You wonder how well the Tottenham contingent will do after their choke.
Kane and Vardy have 16 caps between them. In particular, I think everyone expects too much of Kane as a star striker, the lad is only 22.
Wilshere should not be near the starting team given his lack of game time. Townsend shouldn't be in the squad, either.
Rashford should be in the youth team and I'd rather have a Deeney/Carroll plan B.
I think Welbeck may be missed.
Sterling who was our best player at the WC has been shit since going to City.
Penalties and mindset.
>>67708415
You forgot at weaknesses:
Rooney starting.
>>67708415
>Hart
>Reliable GK
ohoho
>>67708446
He is.
>country
N.Ireland
>Strengths
Big game raisers recently
Laffertys national form
CBs seem to be solid
>Weakness
Can't win against below average to shit teams
Draw alot
Always feels like a shock when >we score
>>67702186
You forget the fact that they're French.
So which game is it going to be? England-Russia seems like it be the infidel crown jewel of the group stage.
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/05/19/french-security-head-warns-possible-isis-attacks-in-country.html
>>67708475
He's far from reliable if you watch more than 2 city games a year
>>67708415
>I'd rather Deeney than Rashford
lad
why
>>67708545
Belgium France final
>>67708323
he is yet to play for the national team. we'll see how good he is.
however, we loved to "ozil" denmark with emre mor. feels good, absolutely enjoying the superiority.
>implying you need to qualify to this tournament in order to win it
See you soon rest of Europe!
>country
flag
>strengths
le nose man
>weaknesses
We're shit.
>>67702119
THE HAIR
seriously, nothing has ever reached a level of perfection even slightly comparable to this
>strengths
toni kroos, özil, müller
>weaknesses
jk we're easily the best team
>>67708290
Töre is a literal criminal and your fucktard coach traded him for Toprak, one of the best defenders of the Budnesliga
>country
flag
>strengths
team is a bunch of lads
good coach
>weakness
they havent had vacations for 3 years
we arent in the euros
>>67708609
he's also a giant shithead with a cancerous agent
>>67702365
>Le Choke when my team needs me for non stat padding reasons man
>strengths
we can play with 5 decent midfielders (kovacic hasnt proven himself in madrid he needs to leave asap)
plenty of young players in development
>weaknesses
un-pacey tap-in strikers
literally who cb's, lovren won't play but he's inconsistent af anyway
haven't had a decent lb since '02
manager
>>67702031
>questionable team selections by our meme coach
Name one major country where this isn't the case
>>67708790
>(kovacic hasnt proven himself in madrid he needs to leave asap)
Sources have been linking him to Spurs next season
Also
>Modric
>decent
He's literally the best CM in the world
>>67706808
vardy? sturridge?
its as if you wouldn't even like memes, anon
>>67708076
When is Yarmolenko leaving?
Also why isn't Konoplyanka playing for Sevilla?
>>67708826
dunno if the best but he's great
i meant that everyone else is decent (rakitic is overrated)
>>67708857
>Rakitic is overrated
I agree but he's still very good.
And Modric is at least top 3, I can't see 3 players challenging him for the title.
>>67708892
kante
drinky
albrighton
>>67708440
If it's in midfield he can still contribute, although it's true that I don't think he should be starting. I think people are too harsh on Roy.
>>67708571
I just don't think we really need Rashford? I'd rather he was kept humble and played games for the youth team. I'd loved to be proved wrong though.
>>67705538
Mueller is a horsefucker, should they keep fielding him?
>>67705201
pacing around the box with a broom does not make one the best at gk-ing.
which European country should l bandwagon lads?
>>67709082
Iceland
>>67709082
Croatia is an underdog with an exciting midfield
>strengths
Zlatan
>weaknesses
Everything else, especially the defence
>>67705538
but that is the only reason you won in the swamps of brazil, my necrophilic friend.
>>67705638
so, you guys are gonna band yourselves this summer?
>>67709088
mite be cool la
>>67709108
Not going to bandwagon them, Croatians talked shit towards >us on the 2014 wc and they're still butthurt >we eliminated them on the group stage
>>67709082
Turkey hombre ;)
>>67702283
The defense is never too old, stop that fucking meme. Carvalho, Fonte, and Pepe are all good options.
>>67708724
He just showed his friend his new gun how is that a crime?
>>67709151
>country
flag
>strengths
meme magic against big teams
>weaknesses
75% of the team
>>67705455
I am.
think the whole things gonna be underwhelming desu
>spain
aging superstars and next gen aren't as good
>germany
see above plus injuries
>england
JUST
>france
squad full of rudeboys who don't give a fuck
the rest are just shit desu
We have a tough group but then again we did beat Germany...
At least it won't be an absolute slaughter like 2012 and
>muh cheeky leprechaun goblin spirit
>muh fields of athenry
Pathetic.
Considering our dreadful performances against Scotland and Poland I can see all the matches being painful 1-0 or 1-1 slogs.
>>67708558
I've watched their CL games and he single-handledly prevented some serious ass beatings.
>>67709108
Is their manager good enough to make something out of MF though? Their last one was shit.
>>67709446
this one is even worse but who knows
it shouldnt be hard to set the players on their right positions
we played without a legit dm back then
>>67709561
Welp, good luck either way.
i just wanna thank any germanbros in this thread for ALDI. that shit is fantastic
>>67709775
Only the poorest fucks go to Aldi, that shit is even worse than Lidl
t. eastern europe
>>67709792
ours is all farm-sourced whole-ingredient top-shelf organic shit, sorry y'all suck
>>67709742
ty senpai
>>67703534
Thats croatia you fucking retard
>>67702077
Last tine a team wasnt going they won it
>see 1992
>>67702283
Defense is great
Wingers are great (quaresma is back baby)
Midfield is shit because of propaganda choices
>2014 World Cup
>"England have no width. No pace on the wing. This is their problem"
>"England lost as there was no pace on the wing. It was all down the middle and teams like Italy could shit that out."
>2016
>Euro Team
>No pace or decent width bar occasionally plays there people like Sterling
Lennon, Walcott, Deeny, Dyer, Young.
Sterling and Lellelanaaaaaah are the only proper wingers and they're not fast like Walcott or Lennon or even Young.
>>67709922
>>67710662
2014 squad had absolutely zero meme magic
2016 is practically a meme world xi
>>67710662
anyone knew in 2014 that team was literal shit and anyone that had expectations deserved the pain
>>67709775
Agreed merica, ALDI is the GOAT supermarket, thank you germoney
>>67710722
The more I see football on /sp/, the more I believe in meme magic.
From Spurs fucking up 4 games and finishing BELOW Arsenal. To Liverpool losing Europa Final.
Maybe we need to support Kek more. Self-fulfilling Prophecies are amazing.
>>67705038
only one reply to this post, this nigga literally forgot he was on a different continent
>>67710901
An England QF exit against Portugal with a Tsunaldo penalty in the last minute of extra-time.
>>67711511
Rooney gets sent off again. Or Vardy decks Tssunaldo.
How much have we improved from 2014?
Joe Hart (Goalkeeper)6
Glen Johnson (Right-back)6
Leighton Baines (Left-back)5
Gary Cahill (Centre-back)6
Phil Jagielka (Centre-back)7
Jordan Henderson (Centre midfield)7
Steven Gerrard (Centre midfield)6
Danny Welbeck (Forward)7
Raheem Sterling (Forward)8
Wayne Rooney (Forward)6
Daniel Sturridge (Striker)
>>67711608
The FBs are definitely an improvement imo.
>>67711608
> Baines
> Jagielka
>>67711608
Welbeck only seems to perform for big games (United FA Cup goal in 14/15, and Lester goal, all the good it did) but he does for England which is so odd. He's like Wilshere and Walcott, they suck for club, great for country.
Gerrard and Henderson being gone is good.
>there are people posting on /sp/ right now who don't think that England is going to pull a Leicester
>>67703226
Born and bred potatoes don't play soccer, that's why.
>>67703823
>this season
>>67703970
Buyern is such a merc infested team, ribery and lahm, two top class players that don't play for their country. Disgusting really.
>>67705455
I am too, Martin O'Neill is the best we've had in a while.
>>67708076
plz gib ukrainian gf
>>67702031
>Country
Chile
>Strenghts
Good attackers. Solid institutions. The englishmen of Latin America. High IDH.
>Weaknesses
Not actually European.
Can't into UEFA.
Our defence is crippled.
Injuries everywhere.
Midfield is pretty GOAT though.
We'll have to score a lot of a goals.
>>67707803
Still one of the best in his role, had a great season
>>67704671
we could bring in our 3rd or 4th best goalie and still have one of the best GKs of the tournament
>>67718517
Ter Stegen is a fraud
>Britt bookmakers are unironically calling France favorite of this tournament
Fucking how?
>>67708144
an important one but not the best.
>>67718563
hosting countries always tend to do well
see: France wins in 1998
South Korea making it to final 4 in 2002
Portugal 2nd in 2004
Germany third place in 2006...
>>67702031
>country
Hungary
>Strengths
We are better as a team, than we were in the last 10-15 years.
Dzsudzsák is a great Free Kick taker, we have nothing to lsoe on the Euros.
Also we are working ahrd on the pitch lately, so that's good
>Weakness
No good striker, no great individual players.
Also, we are really nto creative, and bearly score from clear chances, we mostly score from set pieces
Although I still beleive that we can be 3rd in our group.
>>67702031
England
Yound team
Good midfield
Great strikers
fucking shite defence
>>67712884
mainly because they can't be out in the sun for more than half an hour without getting skin cancer
>>67708290
That darmstadt cb is turk isn't he
>>67705945
>>67705972
I fucking hate both of you
>Country
Sbane
>strength
Great players
>weakness
These great players will not play because Del Bosque loves memes
>Country
Australia
>Strengths
Drinking all your beer
>Weaknesses
Not in tournament
>>67702365
So apart of Kroos, what's Germany's midfield again?
>>67718669
Brasil 2014, Poland-Ukraine 2012, Southafrica 2010, Austria-Switzerland 2008,...
>>67718563
home advantage not even kidding
>S
great attacking players
BBC midfield
home advantage
>W
shit defense / weak RB/LB
Lloris
Deschamps for choosing shitters like giroud and sissoko
>country
Poland
>strengths
Good wingers, and defensive midfeilders
>weaknesses
Overrated strikers, defense is now overrated its still shit
>>67703701
Do you mean Joao Mountinho, the guy who plays at Monaco?
He is mediocre at best, must be someone else you are talking about.
>>67718669
>South Korea actually made it to the semi-finals in a world cup
Most corrupt shit I've ever watched in sport
>>67708076
What about Waxtap-Dynamo fights? Are youguys even having any national spirit at this point?
I hope not.
t. pole
PS. But I'm absolutely fine with you guys qualifying from third.
>country
Italy
>strengths
defense and goalkeeper are the only areas of quality, team does well when expected to do shit
>weaknesses
no worthy striker, two best midfielders injured
>>67718563
Can someone explain odds? I still don't get it.
>>67705979
>Why is Benzema banned?
being under investigation for blackmailing another player of the NT
>>67718563
Good call, France/Spain are the favorites
Germany is shit
England, Belgium and especially Austria are way overpriced (srsly, 1 meme player and he isn't that good either)
Croatia is the value
thank me later
>>67719811
10/3 means 3.33 i think
>finish third in qualifying group behind Austria and Russia
>still go to euros
What the FUCK is your excuse?
>>67719420
all of those teams were shit, france 2016 is actually good
>>67719811
2/1 or whatever, means that for every pound you bet, you'll get your original stake back, plus 2 pounds. (3 pounds total for the retards out there.
Where it's reversed, say 1/2 for example, you'd need to bet 2 pound to get a pound profit. So if you only bet a pound, you'd get your original stake back, plus 50p for winning the bet (1.50 total.)
>>67719979
France and Germany are the favorites.
Spain is shit
Croatia and Iceland are value
Thank me later
>>67720024
didnt read lol
>>67719420
France hosted two football competition : 1984 and 1998. You probably remember 1984, right?
>>67708545
stadiums should be safe, under max security
"fanzones" scattered prety much everywhere will b a much bigger problem, as well as areas close to the stadiums when the streets will be packed with thousands of people after or before the games, but even those can be somehow secured
biggest problem will be the thousands of bars, pubs and other places packed with people, as those can't be secured
>country
Flag
>strengths
Not much to be honest
>weaknesses
We're not in euro 2016
>>67720024
But what about something like 11/2?
If I bet £2 I get that x11?
