Chop Shops: 1
Pharmacies: 0
Go Nationals
It's painful to see either team win, so I'll root for a 21 inning game
>>67686058
>Bartolo
Its already over Natfags
He is a big guy
>New York Meh
It's my day off. Baseborru time. And boy am I glad schilling isn't broadcasting games anymore
go nats
>.259 average
>baseborru
I'll like youy
The only thing Bartolo looks like he can beat is the all you can eat buffet.
>walgreens
>clutch
pick one
How do Mets fans deal with knowing that Syndergaard, deGrom, Harvey, and Matz will horrifically blow out their elbows again?
>>67686331
Jokes on you, wilponzis are gonna sell them all off anyway
>>67686331
Harvey is gone by 2018 lad, we don't care about him
>>67686331
t. orthopedic surgeon
>>67686069
>Yankee fags this buttmad about a team that's not even in their league or division
lmao
>>67686425
Matz, Harvey, and deGrom already blew out their elbows with the same mechanics they have now, doesn't take a doctor to recognize it'll happen again, sunshine
>>67686433
>being mad about some fagboy team with two rings
kek
KEK
>>67686433
Forever 2nd team in NYC
>>67686453
>i-it'll be any day now
Just keep telling yourself that buddy
JUST GIVE HIM THE GOLD GLOVE ALREADY
>>67686477
Considering your team has been around a good 60 years before the Mets that's not exactly impressive
>>67686433
HIS TEAM HAS ONLY TWO RINGS
Enjoy it now before we buy up all your talent andand back on top
Colón is on the gas right? Come on Metsfags he was doin juice in Oakland and he still is now.
>>67686468
>2 rings
i only want 1 :(
>>67686539
Yankees overtook both the Giants and Dodgers in New York.
Mets suck ass and can never do it. Bunch of bandwagoning fools. They don't even have a higher attendence than the Yankees and they're coming off a Pennant year
who /pennantrace/ here
>>67686540
>Being proud of having that much money and still being a dumpster fire team
I'm not even and Mest fan but the Yankees are pretty pathetic 2bh
>>67686601
>Yankees calling any other team bandwagoners
Admit it, you don't even watch baseball. You're a Yankee fan because you like the hat
>>67686606
Phillies are gonna get it desu
Mike Trout and Yu Darvish will be Yankees in two years. Full service will be restored very soon.
>>67686601
>bandwagoners
>from a yankee fan
top zozzle
how many nlcs games did you go to in 1999
So do they gave Coke products at Citi Field this year? Anyone confirm?
>>67686651
Bryce Harper is a future Guinea too
>>67686636
Yankees have had a bandwagon since 1921 mate
And it's a fact no one gave a shit about the Mets until last year
Still can't beat the last place Yankees in attendence. Pathetic.
>>67686662
Keith has been peppier than usual come to think of it.
>>67686662
I can't
>>67686651
Too bad the teams still will be full of people who are about to get mail to join AARP.
>>67686705
Nah they will have cleared the deadwood by then surely. Rodriguez and Beltrán will be gone I believe.
>>67686656
>NLCS
>Mets fans in charge of knowing what teams are in what leagues
>>67686739
>implying I was asking you about the LCS in general
Why are bankee fans so dense?
>>67686675
Rude
>>67686756
Why is having a shit ton of money an insult?
Mad your owner never paid for anyone to try and improve the team?
>>67686651
>bankeefags want cashman to sign more 30+ year old players to 7 year contracts
Do you even understand why your team was so good in the late 90's-early 2000's? Oh yeah, you like the yankees, so obviously not.
>>67686813
Oh but I thought they "bought" those titles?
can what get a screepcap of that dog?
>Harper walks again
Hilarious
>The clubhouse is COMFY
>>67686828
Who says that? The only player they "bought" was Clemens, and that was a perfectly reasonable free agent pickup at the time desu
thank you Murphy
>>67686935
Literally everyone who talks shit about the Yankees. Just google the phrase.
>>67686986
Not from 96-00, everyone knew that was their homegrown offense and the bridge to mariano. They got significantly worse when they started overspending on free agents, and for some reason yankee fans are the only ones who haven't realized this yet.
Bartolo runs like a walrus
>>67687130
>walgreens in charge of risp
Anyone else see the guy flip off the camera?
>>67686836
I dont have a car right now. But when I do, I'm taking pic related to bark in the park.
>>67687099
No. Seriously just go to any comment section. It is always Yankees buy titles
Nice catch mest
Cespedes playing futbol out there
GET OUT OF HERE WITH DIVEGRASS REEEE
>>67686656
>mest
>not Fairweather bandwagoners
Comfy Neil Walker interview right now on ESPN
Just stumbled upon this tbqh
Gio untouchable tonight.
Is this a trick question?
>It's a "Mets get no-hit" episode
>MASN cameras looking for dogs in the park while FP tries to name the breed
I love this channel
>>67687536
>(you)
CESPEDES
>>67687543
I'm just waiting for FP to make fun of Mr Met.
I wonder if he can break the team record?
>A big fucking apple just appears after a home run
Nice meme you have there
>>67687567
>>67687577
It's a jynx. 60% of the time, works everytime.
>>67687591
You're trying too hard now. Think about investing in a trip.
>>67687590
barring a pitcher like Kershaw or Arrieta getting an MVP because its current year, Cespedes is making a good case early on.
>>67687591
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
Bartolo smuggling nuts in his cheeks like a hamster.
>>67687591
>>67687651
as a Nats fan I love it
Werth!!!
Maybe he'll through Harper a strike.
>>67687745
Nope
STOP SHOWING ALL THE FOOD SNY IM ON A CUT
HE WALKED AGAIN
Barely makes up for your shitty hitting Soup
>Mest
lucky meme hit
god bless you Rendon
Yup.
Fucking get rid of David. There's no reason he couldn't have dived for that ball. We need someone without a broken back to play 3rd.
This isn't the first time one slipped through for Colon.
Mets replay coordinator for MVP
Thanks Jim Joyce
Need gio to have one of his famous btfo innings because he has been lights out all game.
Bartolo "Fat Cunt" Colon
http://nypost.com/2016/05/18/bartolo-colon-applies-for-big-sexy-trademark/
based dead beat daddy
Anyone else with a normiebook notice this faggot with like three different profiles constantly sucking Cespedes' dick?
>>67688428
Uh I don't even see it in that image. And where are you reading these things anyway?
Gio only at 6 pitches with 2 outs in the 6th
>>67688676
76 pitches
>>67688240
The only big sexy is Kevin Nash
>falling for the same pitch 3 times
Fashion Tips with Keith webm when
>>67688656
Only two of his profiles is there (the AJ guy and Max) but he has a third one he uses too and he's always posting in the comments of the Mets page and anything MLB posts about Cespedes.
ouch
jeez he could have put Revere's lights out right there
>>67688827
Forgot this other gem by him
>>67688827
You know you can report fake profiles. Not to sound dismissive, just saying it's a real recourse.
>>67689070
Oh I don't really care either way, it's just sort of funny I think
Maybe Harper will get something to hit
WILLE MAYS LAGARES
we walking'
verrett needs to be starting, either here or AAA
he obviously doesn't fit in the bullpen
Just look at all those adorable doggos
>premature e-apple-ation
metlads, we only need a few runs here
stranglebomb awaits
is terry pinch hitting for Conforto? pls no he hit a fucking homer yesterday he's our most consistent hitter besides Ces
holy shit what a lucky bounce off the wall
way to get out of the jam
It's okay conforto we still love you
wow that's seriously fucked what they did to Fredi Gonzalez
>Keith acting confused that us layfolk are extremely excited by catching errant bats
kid gets a signed Bryce Harper bat thanks to an Expos fan
nice
>tfw you will never love the smell of pine tar in the morning with Keith
gg Mets, see you tomorrow
