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>West Ham will turn their attention to signing Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, after having a club record £31m bid rejected for Lyon's Alexandre Lacazette, 24. (Sun)

>Real Madrid will look to sign West Ham and France midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, but not until after Euro 2016. (Le 10 Sport, via Talksport)

>England forward Jamie Vardy has a £25m release clause in his contract, but the 29-year-old plans to stay at champions Leicester City next season. (Bleacher Report)

>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)

>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United and will be given full control over transfers as he plans for next season in the Championship. (Daily Mail)

>Real Madrid have until 15 June to trigger 25-year-old Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea's £39m release clause. (AS, via Talksport)

>Midfielder Tomas Rosicky, 35, who will leave Arsenal this summer, hopes to earn a deal elsewhere by appearing for the Czech Republic at Euro 2016. (Times - subscription required)

>Former Borussia Monchengladbach boss Lucien Favre, the best friend of Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, is a candidate for the Everton manager's position. (Sun)

>Claudio Ranieri wants to bring £15m-rated Ajax striker Arkadiusz Milik to Leicester. The 22-year-old has scored 47 times in 76 appearances for his club. (Daily Mirror)

>Liverpool and Italy forward Mario Balotelli, 25, who is currently on loan at AC Milan, is wanted by Spanish side Espanyol. (Fichajes, via Daily Star)

>Jose Mourinho has been told the Manchester United job is his this summer if the club's owners decide to sack Louis van Gaal. (Sky Sports)
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Manchester City have been watching Schalke forward Leroy Sane for months, but must formalise their interest in the 20-year-old to avoid competition from other clubs. (Manchester Evening News)

Watford have held talks with former Inter Milan boss Walter Mazzarri and the club could appoint their new head coach by the end of this week. (Gazetta dello Sport)

Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick, 34, who was accompanied on to the pitch on Tuesday night by his two children, may have signalled the end of his Old Trafford career. (Daily Telegraph)

Swansea are planning to make Junior Hoilett their first signing of the summer after the 25-year-old winger's contract at QPR expired. (Daily Mirror)

England captain Wayne Rooney, 30, does not believe he will be his country's main striker at Euro 2016. (Bleacher Report)

Former England Under-21 manager Stuart Pearce says Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford, 18, should not be included in Roy Hodgson's final squad for Euro 2016. (Talksport)

Swansea City are yet to receive an offer from either Sunderland or West Ham for 26-year-old striker Andre Ayew. (Sky Sports)

Tottenham Hotspur's American defender DeAndre Yedlin, 22, is open to returning to Sunderland on loan next season. (Goal.com)

Crotone, recently promoted to Serie A, could find it "impossible" to keep manager Ivan Juric following interest from Leeds United, according to one of the Italian club's directors. (Daily Express)
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>Liverpool's German winger Samed Yesil, 21, is close to joining Turkish club Trabzonspor, having spent the past season on loan at FC Luzern in Switzerland. (Daily Express)

>Port Vale manager Rob Page says defender Nathan Smith, 20, who was on loan at Torquay, will get the chance to earn a place in his first team next season. (Stoke Sentinel)

>Bristol City are eager to secure 25-year-old midfielder Korey Smith on a long-term basis, as he enters the final 12 months of his deal. (Western Daily Press)

>Sunderland must bring in fresh recruits this summer who are on a par with their January signings, says 35-year-old captain John O'Shea. (Sunderland Echo)

>Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 26, says he would not blame England boss Roy Hodgson if he ditched him for Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. (Sky Sports)

>Former Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers will have to sacrifice £10m in severance money from the Anfield club to take the manager's job at Celtic. (Daily Record)
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walkgod on nobel prize watch
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>>67670900
>Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 26, says he would not blame England boss Roy Hodgson if he ditched him for Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. (Sky Sports)
What a cuck.
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>>67670974
This .
>Be the starting midfielder for the league champions
>Get dropped for someone who's barely played 3 matches all season
>W-well I understand your decision
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>>67670974
still better than Noble
professional athletes are not meant to be that bitter outside the pitch
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>51m for morata

And retarded gooners will probably still believe it mem
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>>67671018
Actual offer Probably closer to 21m
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>>67671003
>still believing that blatant photoshop
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It's Wednesday

>wedensday will therefore win the playoff final

Heard it here first..becasue it's Wednesday you see
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Why would a top player choose to play for West Ham?
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>>67671076
THE WEST HAM WAY
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>>67671047
that would never be enough
if that's the money involved, it's probably for Zaza, not Morata

>>67671066
oh, it's fake?
i just read the post here on /sp/, wasn't quite interested enough to check the source
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>>67671115
Knowing wenger its probably for dybala
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/trans/ is now under new management. By order of the Peaky Blinders.
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>>67671076
1966 World Cup
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>>67671129
next task: burn down /arse/
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>>67671115
Wonga tried to get zaza last summer so it makes sense
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>>67670872

Why would anyone buy Vardy anyway? He's 30
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>>67671236
G U A R A N T E ED
O
A
L
S
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>>67671236
For meme magic duh
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>it's a man in the stands questions the professional coach's tactics episode
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>>67670872
>>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)
Why is he so expensive again? His goalscoring record is piss poor.
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>>67671076
>muh hoofball
>muh new stadium we jewed our way into
>muh 'istery
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>>67671493

he's basically Giroud 2.0
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>>67671513
giroud scores goals
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>>67671219
How many people watch this in the UK? I never see it get talked about.
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>>67671519
sometimes
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>>67671526
I'm wondering the same thing. That show is criminally underrated
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>>67671526
>>67671567
I'll check it out, have another underrated gem.
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>>67671604
is that pep?
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>>67671620
>>67671604
L-R: Pochettino, Quique Sánchez Flores, Pep, Eva, Pulis
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>>67671526
>>67671567
great show
It gets pretty good ratings; viewership has been well above 2 million so far, with about 10% of the entire tv audience watching it as it airs
now I don't know what constitutes as good ratings in the UK, but the show should be fine

>>67671604
great show, too
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>>67671524
if it wasn't for suarez in 2014 liverpool would just be a dying mid table club, that was the only year they actually finished above tottenham
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>>67671664
and yet they still get offended when ever people describe liverpool and tottenham as being rivals for [position/player]
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>>67671526
it's somewhat big over near, nowhere near as big as it should be though
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/trans/ 2012 was probably the peak

now we're just running on fumes
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>>67671753
Dont worry im here
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Chelsea FC is delighted to announce John Terry has signed a new one-year contract...
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Which City players is Pep going to favour, and which ones will he not like?
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>>67671808
All the ex-Arsenal players, BR midfielders and Toure.
He'll sign meme players from Spain.
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>>67671785
what a brave lad
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pls stay rafa
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>Milik to Leicester
pls no, he's the only striker >we've had since Suarez who has been anywhere near half-decent
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So who will buy Nigel Reo-Coker?
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>>67671604
nice to see this appreciated abroad, probably the best thing to come out of italian television
by the way, how do they broadcast, dubbed or subbed?
half of its acting value is the use of Neapolitan dialect which is already hard to understand as an italian
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>>67671899
In England it will be subtitled, we don't do dubs
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>>67671870
Rafa pls.
Do it for Figs.
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>>67671907
good good, i'm not against dubs in general but here they don't use a standardized language so it would definitely lose something translated

by the way if you like this try to watch Romanzo Criminale (not the film, the series)
it's somewhat similar and pretty good as well
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>>67671944

I'm against dubs they absolutely suck, except for your dubs lad, those are based
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>>67671944
>>67671955
Stop this.
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>>67671957
stop ruining things
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>Their highlight of the season is ending one point above Spurs

IS there a literally more pathetic fanbase than Arsenals?
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>>67671957
k
sorry
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>>67671965
Not even like the last 2 seasons where they had a trophy to celebrate
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>>67671524
>southampton's stairway
the meme you call dead hasn't even been born yet, lads.
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>>67671965
t. butthurt yid
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>>67671740
he looks pretty big, and jewish
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>>67671524
>>67672002
>Southampton finished 8th in 2014
It just seems so overlooked due to what happened above them
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>>67672013
that's because he is a big jewish guy
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>>67672018
overlooked? people didn't stop going on about them being raided in the offseason
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Is Conte going to make Chelsea great again?
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>Favre in England

He already crumbled under the pressure at Hertha and Gladbach. They'll have to drag him out of a plane to Switzerland before every training session.
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>>67672041
Hopefully.
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>>67672027
4u xD, good show though, i find the accents hard to pick, is that actually what people sound like in birmingham?
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>>67671961
>>67671971
Ah lads, you're alright.
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>>67672041

no
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>>67672050
>plane to Switzerland
i love this euphemism. i wonder how swiss people feel about it.
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>>67672051

Serious question, why do you support a cancer club that is actively ruining the sport?
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>>67672065
birmingam has been taken over by shariah law so no. native birmingham is more broad you can't understand shit they say
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>>67672073
That's a euphemism? I meant it quite literal.
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>>67670872
THIS IS THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR LIBERATION
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>>67670872
Napoli have signed Empoli center back Lorenzo Tonelli (10M euros) and are looking to acquire Serie B top goalscorer Lapadula as soon as possible (Also 10M euro). As for Higuain, no news yet.

Juve might pick up Pjanic from Roma by triggering his 38M euro release clause.

Roma are themselves investigating the possibility of trading Inter poacher Mauro Icardi for Edin Dzeko + an unknown amount in cash.
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>>67672079
>implying Barca, Real and Bayern aren't worse
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>>67672085
Yeah, for killing yourself. Because of Dignitas. As odd as it might sound suicide tourism actually brings in a fair bit of money.
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>>67672085
oh, literally just going to his homeland, and not going there to commit suicide?
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>>67672112
>Clubs with a real history and fanbase are much worse than my plastic oligarch club!!1!
wew
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>>67672114
Jaysis. What.
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>>67672114
>>67672128
>>67672085
drag him out of a germanwings plane?
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>>67672114
Suicide as in Sterbehilfe?
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>>67671824
>not liking Fernandinho
I seriously hope Pep doesn't do this
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>>67672131
People come here to kill themselves at the Dignitas clinic. While they're here they figure they might as well try some of the local food, and see some of the sights.
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>Manchester United and Arsenal have failed in their attempts to sign Cavani, with the player set to join Juventus (Corriere dello Sport)

I just wish he'd fucking move already so we don't have to hear about him every window
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What are the chances of united signing anyone good?
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>>67672172
5%
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Lukaku's dad saying he'll leave Everton and he thinks he should play for Bayern Munich or Man U.

Does Lukaku seriously think he should be getting a game ahead of Lewandowski?

Also, should all players who use the "I should be playing in the Champions League" excuse be banned from the sport?
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>>67670872

>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United

138 points next year lads
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>>67671785
why is the photographer beneath him?
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>>67672186

>should all players who use the "I should be playing in the Champions League" excuse be banned from the sport?

No, they should be made to play for some Turkroach or Austrian club full of nobodies and get 6 group games in the CL each year.
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>>67672172
does mou count
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>>67672172

they'll sign lots of good players, then turn them to shit
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>>67672156
I've always liked you Switzerland.

>>67672186
PARK SUNG WHEREVER YOU MAY BEEEE
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>>67672186
>I should be playing in the Champions League
Here, go to Malmo
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>>67672172

100%

Reus incoming
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>>67672156
it's ideal place for a suicide clinic. if you take the railway route through jungfraujoch and still want to kill yourself, you know it's for real.

dignitas seems depressing as fuck. a blue house that resembles a shipping container in the middle of an industrial estate. if you had any doubts, that sort of environment would also finish the job off.
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>>67672187
will tim krul stay? he seems like a player destined to be there forever.
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>>67672236
War and suicide took away many, drink took care of the rest.
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>>67672186

>implying we want the useless lumbering lump of mercenary shit at old trafford

he thinks very highly of himself doesn't he?
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>>67671526
what show is this
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>>67672244

Probably, just because I don't think anyone would want him. Everton could do with a new keeper I suppose.
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>>67670872
>Real Madrid will look to sign West Ham and France midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, but not until after Euro 2016. (Le 10 Sport, via Talksport)
Missed /trans/
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>>67672262
Peaky Blinders - it's on netflix
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Apparently quite a few Liverpool fans are getting mixed up at EuroAirport, and ending up in France. If only there were some sign, telling them which way to go.
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>>67672260

Stupidly highly of himself for a guy who hasn't scored in 10 games.

Every interview he does he cant help himself. Doesn't want to play for Chelsea because he's too good to be sitting on the bench. Everton spend 28 million on him and he's agitating to leave after just two seasons because he's too good for Everton.

Constantly says stupid shit like he wants to be the best striker in the world.

"I'm 23 this summer and it's time I should be comparing myself alongside the best players in the world in the Champions League."

Drogba wasn't doing that until he was 27 you arrogant cunt.
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>>67672206
>Napoli finally have a chance of not getting a group of death
YEEEEEE BOIIII
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>Hazard, Courtois, and Terry all 100% confirmed staying
>Conte signed nice and early

James Rodriguez signed before the end of May, Oscar out before mid-June
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>>67672262
Tis Peaky Blinders loike.

>>67672276
Haha what??
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>>67672276
they are just lucky they have tickets
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>>67672288
I honestly don't know. There are signs everywhere, saying 'This way to Switzerland, that way to France'. Admittedly EuroAirport isn't the easiest airport to navigate, due to it officially serving two countries, and unofficially serving a third, but it's not hard to get around either.
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>>67672172
we'll probably settle for some mid-table shithouses like mane
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>>67672332
The team thats starts the FA Cup finals will be the team for next season.
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Apparently Klopp is gonna sell a shit load of players in the summer, Henderson, Moreno, Mignolet, Lallana, Sturridge are availavble for the right price. How many summers do we have to dismantle our squad because of piss poor recruitment?
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>>67672340
what do you base that on mystic meg
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>>67672362
I see it, feelingly.
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any updates on the gf to me situation?
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>>67672276
this isn't the first time quite a few Liverpool fans have ended up going in the wrong gate.
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>>67672130
They're all the same plastic shit nowadays
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>>67672172
John Stones for £65m and Dele Alli for £80m plus add ons.
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>>67671076
DEY WUZ KANGZ. DEY WUN DE WORLD CUP
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>>67672386
Ryan Mason*
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>>67672398

Who wouldn't want to go out on the lash with Andy Carroll?
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>>67672375
gf's agent has expressed that gf might struggle to settle in and perform in the rowdy atmosphere of shitposter fc stadium.
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Me on de right.
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any update on sanches to united?
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>club I bandwagon (no not Shitty) has American bandwagoners as well
>they suggest >we should sign Yedlin

Lord give me strength
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>>67672360
Klopp wont sell Lallana or Sturridge.
Lallana suits his playstyle perfectly and Sturridge is one of the best goalscorers in the prem
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>>67672434

>Sturridge is one of the best goalscorers in the prem
>le one good season man
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>>67672410
does anyone ever buy this shit? she should just come out and admit she's joining chad fc for the cock
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>>67672434
Sturridge is gonna break down in pre-season when Klopp goes full Third-Reich training on Liverpool's asses.
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>>67672434
Klopp clearly doesn't rate Studge. It took Origi getting killed for le dancing monkey to get game time.
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>>67672434
M8 I'm pretty sure giroud has scored more goals on average across the same amount of appearances compared to sturridge. He's alright, not one of the best.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEaeX8UyQTU

Reminder 606 was and always will be GOAT. I expect everyone ITT to make 606 threads active again starting next season.
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>>67672465
Giroud's scored 82 goals in 188 games for Arsenal, Sturridge has 52 in 90.
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>>67672488

About 1 in 2.
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>>67672465
>>67672446
Sturridge has a better goals/minute ratio than Vardy and Kane this season. He's just perma-crocked.
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>>67672497
.43 PPG/.57 is a big difference.
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>>67672534
giroud is the most complete striker in europe though
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>>67672511

>He's just perma-crocked.

right so he's shit then
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you can really tell who the plebs are ITT when they actually rate sturridge
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>>67672279
What's Drogba have to do with anything?
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>>67672555
He would be great if he wasn't a a permacrock.
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>>67672555
>always injured
>comes back after months and still scores for fun

why dont you rate him
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>>67672594
fucked his gf and/or that stupid dance
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>>67672360
Lallana isn't going anywhere, Klopp likes him and he's underrated as fuck. The others can fuck off though.
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>>67672279
>being ambitious is bad

He might hit the wall head first sooner or later, but his career choices so far (loan to West Brom, transfer to Everton) have turned out pretty well.

He wants to get the most out of his career. I'm not saying he'd do well at Man Utd or Bayern, but there's a difference between being ambitious and being arrogant is what I'm saying.
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Who is the best (east) Asian player in the PL?
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Is Lukaku even that good?
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>>67672626
okazaki
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>>67672626
Ki
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>>67672626
jedinak
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>>67672186

>I should be playing in the Champions League

Then get your team there, faggot. I watched Pookaku put a hundred free headers wide of the net this season.
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>>67672487
based Robbeh
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>>67672626
Okazaki. Why are Japs so much better than Gooks at everything?
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>>67672626

that nip who plays for leicester, can't remember his name
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>>67672487
>>67672648
>Liking Robbie Savage

Literally a fool proof cunt identifier. Bet you pricks wear flip flops and shop at Topman don't you.
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>>67672650
m8 Dong Fangzhuo is the greatest Asian player of all time
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>>67672658
nout wrong with topman mate
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>>67672487
I thought Spurs being the best team in the league was just an /sp/ meme.
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>>67672663
He was pretty GOAT at Antwerp. But then ManU had to recall him so they could ruin the rest of his career. Feel bad for the guy.
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>>67672280
i have faith in Napoli, they could reach the QF easily
that if Higuain stays ofc, he's incredible
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>>67672565

He's friends with Drogba who is also a mentor of his and he often compares himself to him.
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Hello have Chelsea bought Higuain and Lukaku yet?
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>>67672719
no but they signed a legendary defender
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>>67672618

He's not 'ambitious' he's just the worst of modern day mercenaries. Refuses to put his dues in at Chelsea and demands a transfer to a club where he will be first on the team sheet every week.

Two seasons and he's agitating to leave that club now because they aren't good enough for his deluded sense of how good he is.

Who wants a player like that? Who would want to spend big money on a player who will throw a hissy fit if he doesn't start every week and will agitate to leave whenever the team isn't doing well?

He hasn't scored in 10 games and thinks he's starting for Bayern Munich. Fail to score for three games in a row at the kind of club he thinks he should be playing for and he'll be dropped to the bench and never heard of again.
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what's summer going to bring >us la
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>>67672746
some bundes rejects
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>>67672746
nothing but disappointment
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I can't imagine Mourinho signing Lukaku desu, if Lukaku goes to United it means that Mourinho isn't imho.
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>>67672626
Mile Jedinak with a good Australian name. We're Asians now.
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>>67672746
Rooney lifting a trophy
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>>67672041
Yeah but he'll need 2-3 seasons.
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>>67672746

a fuck load of obscure german/turkish players that klopp will turn into the next goats

also gotze and matip
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>>67672728
To be fair Everton has been a steaming pile of shit this sewson (especially last half) so it's not like he's had a lot to work with. Agree with you though. He seems like the typical American nigger to me
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A ton of Scouser and Arse delusion
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>>67672156

Do you have to be terminally ill?
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>>67672728

playing for everton though

there is only so much booing a man can take
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>>67672460
Origi is the next drogba m8
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>>67672792

yes, or a sevilla fan
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>>67672626
Son
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>>67672798

Drogba was shit, the most overrated oplayer in the history of the league, his goal ratio was absolute wank and he was a diving cheat who fell on the floor if you so much as brushed past him anywhere on the pitch
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>>67672746
gotze
zielinski
karius
markGOATvic back from kebab holiday
wee joe gomez back from the dead
selling all our shit players
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>>67672792
You don't have to be terminally ill, but you do have to have either a mental or physical illness that causes particularly bad suffering. Like cluster headaches, they won't kill you, but they're awful enough that they can count as a reason.
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>>67672813
>I started watching football 2 years ago: the post
underage detected
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>>67672839

I watched his entire premier league career, he's terrible, just because he did the occasional memorable thing everyone thinks he's a premier league goat
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>>67672831
>markGOATvic
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>>67672375
Deal has broken down on personal terms. Gf says she was expecting a better package.
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>>67672833
what if I fake agoraphobia
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>>67672858
brenny hated him for some resson :( poor lad
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>>67672865

she wanted at least a 7inch sum, but his offer was way below that
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>>67672833
What about self-diagnosed depression?

>>67671965
No. Pic related.
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>>67672375
Gf has switched her allegiance to the Chad national team.
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>>67672878
>>67672865
i thought this was a bully free zone
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>>67672928
>vanilla
KYS
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>>67672858
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>>67672781

He's scored three league goals in 2016, he's right in there with the rest of the steaming pile of shite.
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Is Brenny the new Celtic manager yet?
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Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
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Spurs want Schürrle according to SportBild
http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/from-germany-tottenham-work-on-deal-for-attacker-levy-vying-for-d
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>>67672833

What if I have a small willy
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>>67673113
That definitely wouldn't be enough.
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>>67672041
He's overrated imo.
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>Manchester United fan calls off her wedding after 'falling in love' with star Adnan Januzaj
>Mai Alexander, 24, developed a crush on the winger after watching his United debut in August 2013 and quickly became infatuated with him
>Mai was so convinced she was in a relationship with the Premier League footballer that she stopped hugging and kissing her long-term boyfriend because it felt like cheating.
>When her friends suggested she might never be with him she became suicidal.
>Incredibly, devoted Stefan has stayed with her through it all - even when she cancelled their engagement - and the couple's wedding is now fixed for 2018.

>Man Utd fans
>Britcucqs

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/manchester-united-fan-calls-wedding-7995049
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>>67673188
lmao why would you stay with that through a mental illness
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Januzaj is pretty hot though

He has that "breastfed until age 14" look about him
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>>67673202
Mancucks
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>>67672186
Bony 2.0, if goes to a big club he'll be exposed as a mediocre footballer that he really is.
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>>67673202
maybe she was one of the few brit women that look like women, it would be understandable
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>>67673247
i can't help but feel your sledge was lost in translation
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>>67673202

Why would you support someone you loved who was suffering from mental health issues? Good question.

I think a better question would be why would you sell your story to a newspaper?
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Premier League prize money for 2015/16:
1. Arsenal - £101m
2. Man City - £96.8m
3. Man United - £96.3m
4. Spurs - £95m
5. Leicester - £93m
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>>67673321
Why did Leicester get less?
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>>67673384
TV appearances
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Sky sources: The consortium looking to buy Aston Villa want Roberto Di Matteo as head coach
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worst time to get relegated
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>>67673470
>villa would have literally got £100m for finishing 20th

fucking insane
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>>67673188
as if maisy couldn't get uglier, someone genetically spliced her with wayne rooney
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>>67672658
nah he's been insufferable for 99% of his existence
he's absolutely right in that 606 bit though
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kek

Lets a start a rumour, /trans/
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>>67673545
why the fuck would Marca report a move by Agger from Brondby to Newcastle anyway lel

obviously we should start this one
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>>67673545
Fernando to Everton
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>>67673545
Sterling to Liverpool
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>>67673545
gf to wojak
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>>67673545
Kemme to me
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>>67673545
Dubs decide

Caroll to liverpool
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>>67672487
HUSSEIN STOP TALKING
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>>67673545
Jorginho to united
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>>67673545
Benteke to Everton
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>>67673673

Jermaine Defoe to AC Milan
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>>67673545
Benteke to Leicester
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>>67673545
Borini to the italian NT
oh wait
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>>67673545
the arsenal double swoop for kante and mahrez has been reported a few times already. would be good to add more fuel to that fire.
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>all these liverslip threads about the meme cup

what went wrong
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>>67672332
>not wanting DAS IT MANE
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>>67673545
Lacazette to Leicester
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>>67673740
Rafa benitez took them from the premier league's elite (they never won but they had a few title challenges and always qualified for europe) to the mid-table side we see today. His shitty signgings, rotation of players during the season and defensive style has made every club he's managed (with the exception of valencia) worse off
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>>67673545
Tello to Stoke
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It's raining again

Why do I bother trying to go outside
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>>67673877
ding ding ding
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>>67673887
tfw want to go to the shop to pick up some crisps, sprite and maybe some kiwi's but i can't be bothered taking a shower
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>>67673887
>>67673921
You neets?
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>>67673921
Don't need a shower to go shop la

Just go in your jimjams innit
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>>67673939
Yes, but I hope not for too much longer
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>>67673921
>crisps
they're called chips ('ships') and you know it.
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>>67674001
>ships
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>West Ham are in talks to secure the services of promising Argentinian striker Jonathan Calleri
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>>67674032
>West Ham linking themselves with everyone
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>>67674032
>going from lacazette to wilson to benteke to a literal who
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>tfw Javi Martinez will never actually come to Liverpool
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>>67672700
>Higuain staying
De Laurentiis is gonna take 75 million from PSG and laugh all the way to the bank
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>>67670872
>>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)

So, complete bollocks, what a surprise.
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>>67672922
>it's the shitposter Austrian is shitposting in other threads about a club in another country edition

Pathetic.
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>>67674008
That's how we pronounce 'chips'.
Just like some people say 'sweeter' instead of 'sweater'
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I seriously hope Dybala's not going to Barcelona

>>67674057
Literally the best Argentinian striker below Dybala
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