Kyle Hendricks, RHP (3.03 ERA, 2.95 xFIP) vs Chase Anderson, RHP (6.11 ERA, 4.68 xFIP)
Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (LF)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Addison Russell (SS)
7. Javier Baez (3B)
8. Miguel Montero (C)
9. Kyle Hendricks (P)
Brewers Lineup
1. Jonathan Villar (SS)
2. Scooter Gennett (2B)
3. Ryan Braun (LF)
4. Jonathan Lucroy (C)
5. Chris Carter (1B)
6. Domingo Santana (RF)
7. Kirk Nieuwenhuis (CF)
8. Aaron Hill (3B)
9. Chase Anderson (P)
First pitch at 7:10 CT from Miller Park in Milwaukee
feels like forever since the last game
![650x366[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xdkvlNP.jpg "650x366[1].jpg")
>And then, Aaron, then I told them "A rogue Cubs fan tainted my urine"
I hope we have more moments like this, this season. That and the Tigger's manager having a mental breakdown and the studio forgetting to cut his mic.
Make Baseball Great Again.
![braun-mug-220x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s7eZ0cT.jpg "braun-mug-220x300[1].jpg")
>PEDs? Nah, just a rogue Cubs fan messing with my piss.
>>67662410
Careful what you say about future cubs
Go cubs
>>67662534
pls no. we don't want him
Game not start yet? All the streams are dead
>>67662534
Braun will never be a Cub. Neither will Bruce. All that speculation is garbage.
I'll take Josh Reddick, though. Seems like a bro.
>>67662605
Oh you'd rather have soler?
>>67662634
no but i don't want braun
fuck these meme parks and their meme fences
that inning was a meme
>>67662634
SAY IT TO MY FACE BITCH
Also,
>cusb
So close to being up 2-0.
Looks like the Brewers got a nigger in the outfield stealing our homers
>>67662634
I'd rather have a literal pile of shit instead of Braun
>>67662805
Thanks thesaurus
>Chase Anderson
>18 pitches to just three batters
>nearly 2 home runs
Should be a fun night.
>>67662875
>Hendicks
>7 pitch 1st inning
I Agree
Fuck these meme shifts
>>67662875
>>67662961
>yfw meme no hitter
Brewers defense making Anderson look decent
Anyone see the crazy splits Russell has in different situations that jesse rodgers wrote about
Goddammit Hendricks
>>67663302
Dude you so far ahaead dont post too early
Brewers Brewers
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
>>67663230
Post it, m8.
I'm also hearing that Miller Park is ridiculously empty tonight, except for splotches of Cubbie blue.
Holy shit Hendricks
>>67663387
Cubs' Addison Russell coming up big in the clutch http://es.pn/1XwKHxh
via @ESPN App http://es.pn/app
>>67663387
Suprising desu
Brewers fan but live in central IL here was trying to get some of my cubs friends to head up to a game this series but tickets were kinda pricy on stub hub so I assumed cubes fans already bought most of them up
HendricKKKs Lamar is on the hill today
![CisYNtTUYAAgnBj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gng6L3i.jpg "CisYNtTUYAAgnBj[1].jpg")
>>67663438
Based fucking Russell.
>>67663524
Pic related. close to the start time of the game.
THESE FUCKING MEMES
>>67662805
second on this. I would rather have a steaming pile of dung than Braun and that contract.
>Joe Nathan
>Jo-Nathan
>Jonathan
>Jonathan Lester
>Jon Lester
Illuminati confirmed
>mfw no hitter with every cub hitting the ball right at ppl
Brewers pls
>>67663641
mfw
>>67663641
Anon pls.
>>67663643
Just BABIP my shit up.
>>67663641
>no mid-2k Joe Nathan
>comes as 60-day DL
>>67663643
It's bs, literally every ball hit ends up in a Brewskis mit somehow
Like how does Baez's hit magically float into the shortstops glove
Fuckin cheaters
>>67663689
>>67663696
but wait, there's more
>Jon Lester
>lefty pitcher
>JL
>JD
>Jim Deshaies
>lefty pitcher
>>67663641
OHHHHH SHIIITTTT
MONTERO
MONT. ERO
ERO MEANS AIR
MOUNT AIR
MOUNTAINEER
MOUNTAIN MAN
HUNTER PENCE
HUNTER
BIG BUCK HUNTER
BIG BUCK
BUCK
THE BUCK STOPS HERE
TEDDY ROSEVELT
PRESIDENT
OBAMA
NEW WORLD ORDER
MONTERO IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
>CALLING LE DUBS NOW
>>67663607
Fuck they had bleachers going for like 25 bucks and being it mid week and 4 hour drive for me that was more then I was willing to pay but with that draw they should be doing like 5-10 bucks. Shit probably coulda gotten 3-4 others to come up with me maybe for all 3 games
![CiHLAdwUkAAelWw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJApL7k.jpg "CiHLAdwUkAAelWw[1].jpg")
>>67663738
Brewers are cheaters
Bullshit that was an error, not a single
Is Chase a gay name?
>>67663835
No but Anderson is
>>67663819
Ya, BS
Should be a no hitter still
>>67663849
did we just get outmemed? twice?
>>67663835
>>67663849
Let's put both through tests:
Chase
>Chase Utley
Okay, that's gay.
Anderson
>Anderson Cooper
Yup, pretty gay.
Jim Deshaies did 9/11
>>67663909
We've gotten outmemed at least 5 times
I'm gonna get extremely butthurt if that "single" ends up being the only "hit" the Brewers get tonight.
>mfw we sweep da cubes
Swear to God, BABIP is our fucking enemy tonight.
>>67664015
We will all know though senpai
no-hitter confirmed
GOAT
O
A
T
I don't feel good about this
When will they change that single to an error like it should be?
bye bye ball
Nothing to see here lads this one's as good as over
>>67664289
Doesn't matter now.
GODDAMMIT HENDRICKS STOP SUCKING!!!!
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC
God damn... Well, that just increases Lucroy's trade value.
:^)
Luuuuuu
Knew the start was too good to be true.
Who does this team sell off at the deadline senpai
>their team's best hitter is the catcher
>>67664344
>their team's best hitter uses steroids
>>67664325
Hammel again
We got Russell last time, and Hammel came back that offseason
>>67664344
>A fucking leaf
Cusb have a lot of hard hit balls, i have faith they will find a hole eventually
>>67664398
>A maple leaf
Anyone got a stream that's not garbage and doesn't require me to sign up for MLB.tv?
feed2all is shitting itself for me.
Why do the Cubs always struggle against shit teams?
Game 7 WS. You gotta pick a 5th starter to go the distance. What do?
Any back rotation, 4 or 5 I'll take
>>67664500
They tend to play at whoever they're up against level. So good teams they rape, shitty teams they shit the bed.
>>67664490
I gotcha senpai http://giostreams.eu/107.html
>>67664490
>not signing up 4 mlb.tv
>>67664542
>signing up for mlb.tv when there are free streams available elsewhere
>>67664536
why does 4chan post senpai in place of f a m?
>>67664490
I use stream2watch
kinda shit quality
Chase Fucking Anderson Eh?
>tfw was supposed to go to the gym a hour ago
>tfw can't cuz ill miss the history that's about to unfold
Hendricks' two-seamer looks bretty good
>>67664696
i feel you
>>67664592
Notice me senpai
>>67664536
Not working for me. I appreciate the help though.
>>67664593
Not working either, tried both the Eu and Co. Thanks for trying.
Welp, looks like I gotta sit this one out guys, hope the Cubs don't shit the bed since Anderson's pitch count is still kinda low.
Is anders andersmeme elite?
>>67664696
I have a 3 page paper due by midnight but I'll put it off till the game is over
Oh shit george brett!!!!!!
I don't want to feel this feel anymore
Who do you lads have in the sausage owl?
Hot dog here
we gon sweep the cubbies bois
>>67664997
damn I want a spotted cow
>>67664976
Klobasa
>>67664976
Chorizo.
WE BASE RUNNERS NOW
>>67664976
bratwurst
desu I think Lester is better with the bat than Hendricks
>>67664503
Hate to go with a card but jaime garcia got good stuff
Will someone lay down a bunt and break up this no hitter?
>>67664976
brat always
STEAL
MIGGY MONT
I'm going to need a gif of Montero panting like a dog there...
perfecto is kill
>>67665196
>sweden
>>67665224
>america
![b99684791z.1_20160312194325_000_gs4eroti.1-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6mtY9BO.jpg "b99684791z.1_20160312194325_000_gs4eroti.1-1[1].jpg")
Pat Hughes mentioned this on the radio:
Chase Anderson's dad died four years ago.
>"When he takes the mound for each start, Anderson scratches his father's initials in the dirt on the back of the mound"
Pretty normal.
>"En route to the ballpark before each home start, Anderson wears the same outfit — pink polo shirt, washed-out Wrangler jeans, socks, Western boots and belt... Every part of that outfit belonged to Robert Anderson"
That's... not as normal.
>>67665196
Swede fan you truly are dedicated at your early hour up to see the cubs in their darkest of times
>>67665301
This. God bless Sweden bro.
>>67665301
Honestly I just happened to wake up in the middle of the night. Not worth staying up for >hendricks lel
I've been unable to find the official results of tonight's race but unofficial from the broors snap chat it looked like polish won hot dog second and chorizo third
>>67665386
i wanted brat, but polish is always a good second choice. Fuck Chorizo
SLEEPY
>>67665357
Disapointing response but I understand
Put him in a body bag!
>>67663812
Thanks LaRussa
>>67665386
They need to get kielbasa in there. He would destroy
>>67663812
come say that to my face I live in Wrigleyville - fight me at Sheridan
>>67664931
Wait- Cubs will have one of the best regular seasons in MLB history and then get bounced in the first playoff series, then, let me taste your tears.
hmmm
brewers going to World Series calling it right now
>>67665275
This guy is hardcore
Milwaukee got him in the Segura deal
>>67665386
JÁHÁHÁHÁ
Have Cubs fans started filing out of Miller Park yet?
poor kyle
This can't be happening
>>67662875
Thanks for the jinxing
>>67665844
My dubs command a hit from Zobrist
>>67665844
That's okay. Maddon is used to getting no-hit. I guess this is just something we'll have to live with.
>>67665818
>Broors
BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN
>>67665987
HAH
SUck a dick Anderson
Ooooooof that was too close.
At least Zobased broke the nohitter.
Still, what a show...
>>67666003
I SPOKE TOO SOON
BASED ZORBIST
>cubs bandwaggoners celebrating that they got one hit on the worst team in the MLB
>>67666064
no way broors are trashier than resd
>Solerror gonna pinch hit
GG Broors
>>67666163
Nah Trashero ground out inevitable
>>67666094
Thanks senpai
>MFW the Brewers sweep this series
Time to summon some energy for the Cusb to get some runs
>>67666249
goku is a WI sports fan fuck off
>>67666264
Who's better: Julianna Zobrist or Kim DeJesus?
>>67666378
gotta go with Kim DeJesus
alright if thats what the ump is gonna call the G fucking G
>>67666378
Larisa Fraser
![photobucket-226606-1442838418480_zpsls0ttlho[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ixlRtwt.jpg "photobucket-226606-1442838418480_zpsls0ttlho[1].jpg")
>>67666401
Yeah. Julianna might not be cool with doggystyle and might be pretty hairy down under.
Kim looks like she'd instigate a sex session with a blowjob and she probably loves doggy.
took him too damn long
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67666431
Who is this fluid druid?
Also,
FUCKING FINALLY
J-HEY
...is it happening?
REV UP THOSE MEMES
Fuck you Heyward for taking away the shutout.
And fuck you too Bryant
holy shit, fuck the god damn cubs
Just a little more energy....
>>67666515
Ryan Braun's wife
how do you get 1 hit by this dude for 7 lmao
I- Is Heyward gonna be g- good now?
GG cubs
You tried
>this Cubs trolling
8.2 IP is like the equivalent of 18-1
Broors can have the win, though. Poor Chase Anderson, his dead gay father must still be kinda proud.
>>67666524
>thinking the Brewskis could actually shut out the cubs
>meaningless homeruns
fuck you cubs
>>67666555
CHeck EM
>>67666560
>all this butthurt
Keep posting to get 6 6's
what would that be
>>67666566
You never know, baseball is capable of crazy things
>>67666587
RUN DIFFERENTIAL
U
N
DIFFERENTIAL
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
cubs win da worlds eries
>>67666621
sixes
gg broors
cmon 6 6s
GG fagits
>>67666606
Kek, nope. It was just some facts.
\
GG Broors, be back tomorrow.
>>67666652
gg chase anderson, he pitched an emerald
gg milk
>>67666673
>facts
come say that to my face
