It's over. Europe is finished. Germany wins again.
This squad is bullshit
>Can as a defender
For what purpose?
PODOLSKI POWER
>Germany wins
Yeah probably.
>those strikers
my sides, almost as bad as spain
england LITERALLY have the best attack in the whole tournament
>Löw will never EVER fuck off with his meme players
>>67649550
Defence is >JUST tier
>>67649607
Literally who
>those strikers
What's it like winning a world cup?
What's anal like?
Julian Brandt will dominate this tournament.
Mark my words.
>>67649627
You'll know what the latter feels like once we face you in the Euro
lots of nonamer defenders and strikers
finishing 3rd
>no Kruse
ouch
Doesnt matter though, Jogi will lead us to another title. My only worry is Reus actually being alive for once. He is a Chancentod if i've ever seen one.
>>67649633
Still salty over Dresden?
How the fuck is Podolski still getting called?
>>67649647
Reus is like Robben. They're both good, but only healthy enough to play 10% of the time
>Podolski
>>67649550
>Gomez is Germany's best striker
lmaoing
>>67649666
No, that's Podolski
>>67649659
you need a polak to beat the polaks
>rudy
>podolski
>götze
>>67649666
>Germany's best striker
He's Germany's ONLY striker fäm.
>>67649659
Noone knows, there are several theories though.
I hope Sané and Müller team up nice, and for Gomez to make a difference
>#jederfuerjeden
Why is German divegrass so cringe-inducingly beta?
>>67649666
>better goal-scoring ratio in the CL than rooney who is considered england's best player ever
>>67649693
go back to syria, ahmed
>>67649666
>"Gomez"
>on a German team
lmao cucks
>>67649659
muh team spirit
muh cohesiveness
He has literally been degraded to a mascot for the team.
>>67649666
>implying you wouldn't want to be his power bottom
kys
>>67649659
He is some sort of mascot, like everyone knows he's shit and can't play but he keeps the spirits up with stupid jokes and having a good mood and the likes. He's not really a football player anymore.
>>67649663
>Reus is like Robben
pls
>No Huth
Yogi Love, what the fuck you doing man
Must be all that "new blood" Germany's been bringing in.
Congrats, I guess.
>emre carries livershit to EL final playing CM ballack style
>put him as a defender
wtf
>>67649722
>falling for the meme
Who /rooting for underdogs/ here
>>67649632
implying he gets any game time
>>67649722
This is one of the view things that makes sense.
You should never just break up your defence if you only have a few weeks to prepare the players.
>>67649722
>plays for literally who in the "Premier" League
lmao
> die Mannschaft
Fuck you Bierhoff.
>mario gomez in the year 2016
kek
>>67649729
He's wank everywhere but CM but >we literally have no decent fullbacks.
>>67649729
Germany played the WC with 4 CBs playing as fullbacks so Löw thinks it's a genius move to have people with no qualification play as fullbacks. Of course he ignores the fact that Germany only started playing well after Lahm played fullback but alas.
>>67649749
he's top scorer in turkey m8, he deserved it.
>>67649728
You should be more worried about your own blood (keyword: cholesterol level)
>leno
>mustafi
>hector
>howedes
>rudiger
>rudy
>bellerabi
>brandt
>sane
>weigl
>kimmich
ok german lads which ones of these are future goats and which are just total memes who will never win anything
Just bring back Klose, no matter what he's still better than fucking Gomez. Even fucking Alex Meier or KieBling would be better than Gomez
I'm old enough to remember the far right butthurt when Gerald Asamoah was called up, now you've literally got a player named Leroy in your squad. Welcome to the cultural enrichment club Refugeermany
>>67649780
>le gomez is bad meme
>>67649780
Gomez is top scorer in turkey
>>67649775
Very Good:
Weigl
Good:
Kimmich
Brandt
Promising:
Sane
Rest is trash...
what happened to voiland, i heard he was the next mullet
>>67649719
Why have him take up a squad spot though? They can take him with them, and he can make all the jokes he wants, without him having to actually be in the squad.
>England have Kane, Vardy, Rooney, Sturridge and Rashford
>Germany have Gomez and Podolski
>No Carsten Jancker
You're going home early lads.
>>67649775
Leno, Brandt, Weigl, Kimmich are very good tier
Rest are all memes
>>67649775
>leno
ok goalkeeper
>mustafi
he won the world cup la
>hector
ok player
>howedes
he won the world cup la
>rudiger
utter trash player, only plays cause löw BBC fetish
>rudy
utter trash
>bellerabi
mediocre arab shitter
>brandt
he will be genuinely world class
>sane
same as brandt only in black
>weigl
already world class
>kimmich
good talent but only nominated cause he plays for bayern
>>67649794
At least our team is still majority white.
>le French face
>>67649815
>2016
>relying on strikers
>>67649775
>Leno
One of many worldclass german keepers.
>Mustafi
Solid. Hopefully in the Bundesliga some day because i literally never saw him play outside the NT.
>Hector
Legitimately good. Best fullback we had since Lahm.
>Höwedes
GOAT captain. Injured too often. Shouldve scored the WC-winning goal instead of Fat Mario.
>Rüdiger
Token black guy with no accent.
>Rudy
Löws favorite. Not very good.
>Bellarabi
Our best dribbler. Hit and miss though.
>Brandt
See Draxler. Future GOAT that will turn out to be not quite as good as people hoped.
>Sané
See Brandt.
>Weigl
meme
>Kimmich
Pep magic. No one would know who he is if Bayern hadnt had so many injuries.
>>67649817
I'm surprised you remember him
>>67649838
carsten wanker is a legend over here m8
rate
>>67649800
Wow, in TURKEY
Meanwhile he got destroyed in Serie A where 50 year old men like Totti, Toni, di Natale and Klose manage to score regularily
>>67649843
>no Goatmez
Daily reminder Julain Weigl is a race traitor.
>>67649843
Cruyff go home.
>>67649838
I'm 32, I'm old enough to remember the hilariously named Stephan Kuntz from Euro 96. But Jancker I just remember from that game when we spanked you 5-1, and he was absolute trash.
>>67649854
>destroyed
he was permainjured you cunt
>>67649775
>>leno
Ok I guess. Maybe someone like Fährmann would have been a better choice but >we generally have really good GKs.
>>mustafi
>>hector
>>howedes
All solid imo. There's not much choice in the defensive department anyway because our fullbacks are shit.
>>rudiger
muh physical meme player
>>rudy
meme
>>bellerabi
Was good in 2015 but is now kinda shit. Pace babby. Hope he can turn it around.
>>brandt
Unironic future GOAT.
>>sane
Like Brandt but nowhere near as good.
Weak mental game.
>>weigl
Unironic future GOAT.
>>kimmich
Very versatile young player and tactically advanced for his age. Löw will copy Guardiola so he is bound to shine if he gets to play.
>tfw you buy a goalie who cant even make 2nd backup in the nt
Kloppo pls
>>67649857
she's fit you teutonic bender
Wait what Sane is "German“??
>>67649815
>forgets Müller who would destroy every single one of them
>>67649857
>you will never lick his balls while he's fucking her
>>67649874
im suprised he didnt go the usual route of black germans and play for USA
i guess there was cacao
>>67649871
Karius is amazing, you will see...
Most underrated Bundesliga goalie.
>>67649857
I'd betray my race anytime with that qt as fuck girl
>>67649857
He is Bavarian, they are black
>>67649877
why even life...
>>67649857
COLONIZED
>>67649877
go back to syria, ahmed
>>67649880
He's not even half American. Makes him being called Leroy weirder desu.
>>67649874
his mother is a german gymnast
why have i not been nominated? :(
>>67649857
hes polish antway
>>67649900
He's called Leroy because of some French manager who helped his father called LeRoi or something.
>Podolski
Why? Seriously, just why?
>>67649550
Thanks OP. Making this thread to keep bintpol out of bundes was a great idea
>>67649910
wut
>>67649909
I'm sorry, Marcel.
>>67649913
Actually the manager was called Roy, but he was also a redditor so they always called him Le Roy
if löw manages a back to back win with this team of nonames I will never ever doubt him again.
You now remember Podolski was voted best young player of the 2006 World Cup, before Messi.
>>67649823
>his team isn't entirely white
kek
>Julian Weigl
>Julian Draxler
>Julian Brandt
Why was Julian popular 20 years ago?
>>67649941
>this flag
>this topic
60%
0
%
>>67649857
COLONIZED
>>67649900
black people all over the world think that Compton is the cradle of civilisation
>>67649943
its a gay name desu
what happened to manly names like klaus and fritz?
>>67649910
That's not podolski m8
>>67649959
Klaus sounds dumb and Fritz is a nick name.
>>67649910
that's not klose m8
Will he be the hero again?
>>67649959
>Schwulian
>>67649973
a nickname for what?
>>67649959
it's a nice name, but not if you pronounce it in english
>>67649910
>All the German players are Polish meme
Is this 2006? The new meme is that all the German players are Syrian
Also I just realized we didn't have a single player with a Polish background since then, even though we had shitloads throughout history.
>when you realise only Neuer, Boateng, Reus and Muller would get in England's team
>>67649954
>being this assblasted over Dresden getting rekt
Stay mad hans
>>67649979
Friedrich
>>67649979
Friedrich
Are you ready for the Elias takeover in 20 years?
>>67649979
Friedrich
>>67649666
fuck you gomez is great, he scored 28 goals this season
>>67649550
>Podolski
>Can at RB because that has totally worked
>No Schmelzer
>Rudy
>No Karius
>Permanently injured Schweinsteiger
>The absolute fucking state of those fullbacks
Has Löw, dare I say it, lost the plot?
>>67649979
Friedrich
>Can
>don't
>>67650003
>Linus
>>67650003
>stop being religious
>start giving your kids the most biblical names possible
>>67650003
>tfw Elias will win us the World Cup 2026
>>67650003
>tfw my parents fell for the meme early
>>67650020
They're just naming their kids after the most based person of all time: Linus Torvalds
>>67650003
>Linus
wtf
sounds like some stuck up snob name
how can it be so popular?
>>67650003
>Lina and Linus
>>67650003
wow danial michael alex david and thomas are super popular here too. i guess when you guys invaded us at some point we took your names?
>>67650003
Why can't names like Friedrich, Ferdinand, Theodor come back?
LINA UND LINUS SITZEN AUF DEM BAUM
PENUS
>>67649975
Yes
>>67649763
You should be more worried about your own blood (keyword: rapefugee level)
>>67650051
idiot
>>67650052
that's rayCIS
>>67650060
What are you talking about?
>2014
>GroBkreutz nominated
>Germany is about to lose the final
>GroBkreutz stands next to the field
>Germany score and win the WC
>2016
>no GroBkreutz
WAKE UP FOOLS
>>67649979
Friedrich
>>67650003
Luca is such a fucking gay ass name
I hate it even more than all the "Leon"s I see
>>67650051
No, those are just biblical/hebraic names
>>67650052
>Ferdinand
>Theodor
Jesus, Linus is bad enough
>>67650051
You're literally retarded
>not naming your kid omega shenron
kek
>>67650052
friedrich is a last name i signed him on fm and he was shit
>>67650061
>>67650080
KEK
2EZ
>>67650068
underrated player desu
>no lahm
wow its fucking nothing
>>67649979
Frederick
Upvote if you still remember the good old times when German players where blond and called Helmut, Werner, Jürgen, Horst, Uwe and Klaus-Dieter instead of being brown manlets called Mario, Luca, Emre and Marcel.
what are some typical british chav names?
>>67649666
Gomez is great and the rest of Germany's team is miles better than anything Europe has to offer
>>67650124
Jayden
Kayden
Brayden
>Götze
>Podolski
>Rudy
Löw plz explaim
>>67650068
pls, be grob to me
>I rate Joachim Löw
>>67650115
Blonde men are inferior.
>not being a superior dark haired Southern German
lel, stay beta
>>67650067
I think he's talking about the gangs of Muslims that roam your country at night, culturally enriching your gene pool
>>67650003
At least it's not Muhammad. Yet.
>>67650003
>elias
>luca
>jonas
>linus
JUUUUUUSSSSTTTT
Can't wait for the "Noah" wave to flood into my sphere of perception already
>>67650157
you need inferior people to be superior
#SayNoToRacism
>>67650158
Which ones do you mean? I often go out at night do you care to tell me?
>>67650148
>Götze
WC scorer bonus.
>Podolski
He's our Polish wunderwaffe against Poland.
>Rudy
Literally unexplainable.
>>67650157
t. Ahmed
>>67650158
>he doesn't fuck Morroccan pussy
Poor americuck
>>67650145
no Jason or Steven?
>>67650173
Depends, do you live in Frankfurt?
>>67650124
Wayne
Darren
Kevin
Gavin
Daryl
Lee
>>67650158
You mean like in Rotherham?
>>67650190
No, I don't live in a big city, so what do you mean "my genepool" you actually meant Frankfurts genepool?
>big cities have a lot of foreigners
no way...
>>67650124
Tyler is a dead giveaway
>>67650158
You mean like in Dearborn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBaTVwIJH-E
>>67649619
>>67649607
Agreed. We have 4 WORLD CLASS strikers:
>Kane
>Sturridge
>Vardy
>Rooney
Are any other countries even trying?
>>67649550
I love German players, especially Boateng, Mesut Ozil and Mario Gomez. Also heard of a promising U21 forward Luigi Sanchez...
>>67650174
>Literally unexplainable.
Hoffenheim/Stuttgart
It's the old BaWü-Connection
>>67650196
Depends m8 are you Syrian or German
>>67650192
>Kevin
lol, that is also known as a pleb name over here
There's a saying over here:
>"Being named Kevin is not just a name, it's a disease"
I hope everyone lose in this competition
>>67649996
>>67649941
>>67649657
u seem mad my overweight friend
>>67650207
WHO?
>>67650051
>danial michael alex david and thomas
that's not how you spell "Mohammed"
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/08/mohammed-really-is-the-single-most-popular-boys-name-in-england-and-wales/
>>67650207
Hmm I watch Champions league every years and have never seen ones of those lads.. .where do they play?
>>67650224
ISIS pls
don't ruin this for us
>>67650223
>Kevin
kek same here, just like every eternal anglo/amerilards names.
>>67650228
>can't take the bantz
lel
>Gomez
>Kimmich
>Rudy
>Mustafi
>Schürrle
>Podolski
>Schweinsteiger
Jesus Christ. Fuck off Löw.
At least there is Weigl/Sane/Brandt. Didn't expect to see them.
>>67650217
I love Russian players like Guilherme Marinato or Roman Neustädter
>>67650263
>thinks people would care that you bomb Dresden
>mfw you didn't bomb that shithole hard enough
>>67650235
Nice meme but name a country with a better ATTACK than England in Euro 2016
>>67650217
I hate Russian politicians like Joseph Jugashvili or Vladimir Ulyanov
>No Huth
>>67650306
>2016
>playing with strikers
>>67650306
Wales
/thread
>>67650306
Everyone knows England have the best attack in Euro 2016. The question isn't that. It's whether Woy will actually use said attack.
>>67650302
>giving off the implication that Germans don't care about Dresden
Talk about betrayal
>>67650326
It's a
>pass it up to Ramsey who hoofs it up to Bale episode
>>67649659
hardworking english lad syndrome
>>67650334
It was in the hands of the Soviets back then
You should've bombed it harder to hurt the Soviets, you dirty commie enablers
>>67650319
Löw hates the english, especially after that """friendly""" loss
>""""""""""""""""germany"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""national""""""""""" """""""""team"""""""""""""""
>>67650342
oh man
>>67650350
shut up gomez
go back to your siesta
>>67650369
but if hes asleep how will he score for you?
>>67650350
>spanish national "how many number 10s can we fit into one team" competition
>>67650350
>mfw when your best players are from seceding regions
Who will be our full backs?
Hector on the left is the only obvious choice but we don't even have a backup for him, where's Schmelzer? inb4 Höwedes, he's a right footed center back Löw ffs, stop playing him at left back, he can't even cross a ball.
On the right we have don't even have a natural right back. It will be either Rudy, Can, Rüdiger, Mustafi or Höwedes i suppose. That's just awful. I would have preffered to see Ginter there but he's not even in the squad.
>>67650345
>commie enablers
All shitposting aside, I do feel bad about our role in that
>western betrayal, Poland is occupied from 1939-89
>east Germany and Ceskaland arnt too well off either
>the only prosperous gommie country is one that isnt a Moscow pupet, but that goes to shit when Tito dies
>>67650382
that's why the matches start in the evening
he will wake up just in time and will be well rested after a cheeky 12 hours sleep
2004 all over again
Löw will be forced to step down
>>67650401
Commies or not Dresden should still have been bombed. Fucking hate their accents
>no Adler
>>67650442
>2004 all over again
considering even the 3rd place could be enough, it would be outright embarrasing to not make it out of the group....
>>67650003
Dutch names are way worse. These are top names for 2014.
>>67650483
literally whom
the spots behind neuer are just useless medals for the gk's, they just have a nice trip and leave with a cup
>>67649979
Mohammed
>>67650505
>milan
>finn
ebin xDDDDDDDDDD
>>67650505
>naming your son after a PSV striker
>can, rudiger and rudy in defence
meanwhile no schmelzer, durm or ginter
just fuck off low
>>67650505
>finn
fugg xDD
have memes gone too far?
>>67650534
Which one?
>>67650505
lack of Arjen
>>67650401
Actually socialism is the reason why Eastern Germany, Poland, etc. managed to preserve a white culture and race compared to Western European Sodom and Gomorrah
>>67649794
maggath started in the 1986 WC final, also they had scholl and many other polaks.
>>67649857
she couldnt resist the BWC
>>67650579
being such a shithole that even africans won't come. Smart.
>>67650592
Eh, Poland has stepped their shit up in the past few years, same with Hungary. Plus the Czech Republic has always been a non-shithole, plus all 3 hate kebabs Hungary already BUILT WALL
>>67650629
czech rep was mainly known for prostitutes and drugs in the 90s
the drugs part is still true, the prostitute thing calmed down a bit tho
>>67649702
He's right though.
>>67650592
Not even """whites""" want to live in these bastions of white culture... Ronny should turn RTL off for a moment and look out of his Plattenbau window...
>>67650749
>2007-2009
will probably change quite a bit in the following years
>>67650749
>"people's shit sent wick lung in germany"
wat's that
>>67649857
1. He looks like a flaming homo.
2. This girl is delicious Would race mix/10.
3. Why do these dudes get chicks THIS hot? Usually I am used to chicks like Colleen Rooney.
>>67650505
aaan braan caan daaan eaaan
>>67650784
>3. Why do these dudes get chicks THIS hot?
money of course, chicks dig that more than anything else on this earth
>>67649838
Who DOESN'T remember him? I'm 27. Does that make me old here?
>>67650782
Bevölkerungsentwicklung means demographic development. If you know the language a little bit, it's a very logically constructed word.
>>67650207
5 bud, you forgot rashford
>>67649907
>Turk
>tfw when I will never impregnate a German gymnast qt3.14
I'm jealous of that nig desu
>>67649979
Führer.
>>67650784
>3. Why do these dudes get chicks THIS hot?
>fame, success, money, good looks, prolly a big dick
gee i wonder
>>67650834
>demographic development
euphemism for eugenics?
>>67650162
Shouldn't you be executing people for littering?
>>67650874
Nope, it's how the population of a certain area grows or shrinks. German is a very straight-forward language.
>>67650060
>rapefugee
/pol/lacks need to be exterminated
What ever happened to Max ''Nissan" Meyer?
Also why no Dortmund fullback Schmelzer ?
Also
>LONGLONGLONGLONG
>>67650003
>Luca
Why not just name him faggot?
>>67650904
can you say "final solution of the muslim question" in one word?
>>67650927
Moslemfrageendlösung.
>>67650505
>Zoe
>Milan
>Levi
>Sem
>Luuk
I hope climate change really happens.
>>67650888
Checked, but I'm pretty sure our government prefers just collecting hefty fines for this kind of thing.
>>67650947
thanks my moslemfrei bruder i will write that word in my German exam
>>67649698
lol who considers Rooney to be England's best ever player?
>>67650629
>plus all 3 hate kebabs
Go home Shlomo, you're drunk.
>>67651043
literally no one
he could have been but fell well short of his potential a long time ago
>>67650814
Rooney has money too and his wife is nowhere near this good looking.
German players of recent years are doing rather well in that department.
>>67650927
What do you think about the fact that Erdogan killed one of your pilots and your president did noting? :^)
>>67649607
>strikers
>relevant in modern football
watch as Löw wins another trophy by copying Pep's tiki-taka strategy
>>67651066
yeah because rooney, like some players do being young and naive, fell into the >muh high school sweetheart trap before he realised he could get mountains of 10/10 pussy
>>67651077
hope he kills the sweaty bald udmurt too
