Next thursday (20:30 CEST)
Eintracht Frankfurt - : - 1. FC Nürnberg
What happened to the Ellyse OP's?
Only reason i came here t b h
junge du kompletter vollidiot, das ist erst am donnerstag, wir haben montag du hurensohn, hier würden eh nur deutsche kommentieren also lass den scheiß und mach keinen auf englisch du grenzdebiler vollspaten
Frankfurt got this. they're shit but not that shit
>>67627473
>junge
but I'm a girl hehehe
>>67627471
>Trochowski & Manninger verlassen FCA
>>67627516
>Strobl will be his replacement
:^)
>>67627516
nordtveit is a player i cant "einschätzen" despite seeing him play a billion of times. is he actually good? or just a meme? who is he? what does he do? why?
>>67627546
put into perspective
put on a spectrum
rate
>>67627473
ehh what? back to /b/ kevin
>>67627562
>>67627546
describe ?
>>67627473
sorry, could you repeat that?
good morning, /bundesliga/
>>67627546
he was very good in the hinrunde. Technically limited midfielder who is good at breaking the play and defending
>>67627584
Good morning
>>67627584
>>67627595
good morning
>>67627473
rude
So will Schweinsteiger be fully fit for the euros?
>>67627651
he will be fit to play but not fully fit
Ask someone who won't be watching this years Champions League final anything
>>67627651
is he even still good enough?
>>67627801
He has become another Podolski
>>67627795
why aren't you watching the CL final this year?
>>67627795
will you watch the zusammenfassung?
>>67627795
Are you me?
>>67627473
>this is what people in here actually sound like when they speak german
>>67627833
I have two good friends over the entire weekend of which none of them is interested in soccer and I'm not actually looking forward to a Real Madrid - Atletico Madrid final either
>>67627849
Yes, probably download the entire ZDF show
>>67627854
To some extent, yes
>>67627890
You'll miss all the shitposting
great, my anal fissure is back
>>67627924
Okay
>>67627938
Blast it with piss
The squad
Goalkeepers
Joe Hart, Fraser Forster, Tom Heaton
Defenders
Nathaniel Clyne, Kyle Walker, Danny Rose, Ryan Bertrand, Chris Smalling, John Stones, Gary Cahill
Midfielders
Dele Alli, Ross Barkley, Fabian Delph, Danny Drinkwater, Eric Dier, Jordan Henderson, James Milner, Adam Lallana, Raheem Sterling, Jack Wilshere, Andros Townsend
Forwards
Wayne Rooney, Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy, Marcus Rashford, Daniel Sturridge
>>67627976
>Townsend
Hahahahaha
>>67627590
He'll be a top top player in the epl league then. Kirchoff is basically the German Alonso for Sunderland
>>67627976
haha fucking rashford
>>67627976
quarterfinal/10
>>67627976
cute
>>67627976
>rashford
>>67627966
meant for
>>67627976
>Ersetzt Anderlechts Mittelfeld-Talent Youri Tielemans Granit Xhaka (23) bei Borussia Mönchengladbach? Nach Informationen der „Rheinischen Post“ haben die „Fohlen“ schon Vorgespräche mit dem 19-Jährigen und seinem Klub geführt – konkrete Verhandlungen sollen zeitnah gestartet werden
>Mit Tielemans werden jedoch noch andere europäische Top-Klubs in Verbindung gebracht, laut dem Blatt etwa Juventus Turin und die Tottenham Hotspur. Der „Achter“ hat trotz seines jungen Alters schon 130 Pflichtspiele (17 Tore, 16 Assists) für Anderlecht auf dem Konto.
>>67628200
>>67628216
the second from the right is a man.
>>67628203
Would be the best possible option
Ausländer raus aus /Bundes/
>>67628250
>>67628308
You may stay, Bergjude.
Dirtmund BTFO
Parrot = Anons
Glass = /bundes/
Liquid = Fun
Denmark = Denmark
weak bait tßh.
>>67628234
You're a man
>>67628359
Is that vodka?
>>67628359
:-)
>>67628337
>purchased
>Lewandowski
???
>>67627546
the word you are looking for is rate/rank/evaluate
>>67628337
Nice bait
>>67628337
>b-but muh evil Buyern ;_;
>>67628359
hehe
>>67628337
The difference is Bayern buys players just to stop them from competing for their opponents. Dortmund buys players to improve their own squad.
>>67628359
Denmark pours fun into bundesliga and Anons enjoy it
>>67627494
>implying they won't follow weinzierl to >schalke
>>67628624
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>this what shareholders believe
>>67628716
Jackpot
>>67628788
Baier will
>>67628624
most of the players bayern bought are also improvement. It's just that they buy them from the second biggest club instead of poaching them from lower clubs
Germany squad for Euro 2016 announced
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35849556
England squad for Euro 2016 announced
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/internationals/england/2751635.stm
>Person A has 3 cars in his garage
>Person B has 1 car in his garage
>Therefore Person A has bought more cars in his life than Person B
Nice Weißwurst-Logic you got there, Alois
Nine stages in, including a prologue and a time trial and already on the second rest day.
I thought the Giro d'Italia was supposed to be the best Grand Tour? Yawn.
>>67629033
cycling can be tiresome
>>67628891
>sven goran eriksson
wow this takes me way back
>>67629033
we /tourdefrance/ now
>>67628891
>leckies not in the squad to beat englel
wut. hope maclaren plays like shit so he doesn't get bought desu
this is getting weird now
>gonna be in Rome during a part of the EUROs
>gonna miss a few games
>gonna have to watch the german game in some italian bar
HGU
>>67629105
giving black people money was a mistake
>>67628337
joshua was purchased from Leipzig tho
>>67629142
No, shitgard loaned him to Leipzig thous he was bought from shitgard.
>>67629186
Alright. He wasn't on loan though, they apparently bought him back and sold him immediately
will Ancelotti play like this? he should tbf
>>67629218
>Alaba not LB
>Nach dem Abstieg des SC Paderborn in die 3.Fußball-Liga ist Präsident Wilfried Finke am Montag zurückgetreten. Das gab der Verein bekannt. Auch die Vizepräsidenten Josef Ellebracht und Rudolf Christa treten zurück. Finkes Nachfolger wird der bisherige Geschäftsführende Vizepräsident Martin Hornberger.
>Trainer René Müller bleibt Chefcoach der Ostwestfalen, deren Sturz in die Drittklassigkeit am Montag nach dem 0:1 gegen den 1.FC Nürnberg feststand. Der 65 Jahre alte Möbel-Unternehmer Finke stand dem einstigen Bundesligisten seit April 1997 vor. Er wird dem Verein als Sponsor erhalten bleiben.
>>67629386
>Just Effenberg my club up
I hope Weiser is in the squad.
>>67628337
Mainz were a second Bundesliga team when they bought Subotic. And Hertha and Freiburg had just been relegated when they bought Piszczek and Bürki respectively. If you're going to do it, at least do it right.
>>67629438
Hahn will take his spots ;_;
>>67629438
me too
>>67629528
but Weiser could also play as RB.
>>67629438
>>67629528
Uth will take their spots because he plays for Jogis fav team
>>67629606
Stuttgart?
I completely forgot, but I need to decide what team to support at the Euros.
Italy used to be my second team, but not many of the players I liked left.
Maybe Sweden or Iceland.
@FCAugsburg Herzlich Willkommen beim FCA Andreas Luthe! Der Bochumer unterschreibt für 4 Jahre.
>schalke can't into winning real sports so have now focused on e-""""""""""sports""""""""""
toppest kek
Watching some Dortmund vs 1860 match on Sport1 to get my fix.
What are you doing today?
>>67629688
Touching myself, lifting weights, cooking
>>67629688
fapping and videogames
>>67629059
it was also Rppney's debut
only him and Ashley Cole from that game are still professionally active
>>67629702
this
>>67628337
how much did Bayern pay Dortmund for Lewandowski?
>>67629702
what videogames
>>67629746
z i l c h
>>67629745
Dark Souls 3
>>67629818
Money went straight to these two guys instead
>>67628624
>bought reus anyways
>all these weak customer baits
>>67629987
Good morning to you too
>>67630019
morning
Tielemans to Borussia
>>67630026
literally who
tell me why big cities like frankfurt, nurnburg, berlin, cologne have such fucking shit teams
>>67630026
dont joke about that
>>67630054
define "fucking shit teams"?
>>67630054
none of those teams are shit with the exception of cologne
frankfurt is just poorly run
>>67630049
He was an FM wunderkind last time I played it.
So what did you think of Mario Götzes performance last matchday against Hannover? Did he play like he should stay? I think so
>>67630073
>Lewandowski gifts him a goal
>Hannover defender sets up his second goal
impressive stuff
>>67630073
>playing well against the last place (18th) in the bundes
Are there any good aftermatch videos from the Bayern game against Hannover?
>>67630073
Yeah, was totally worth the 12 millions Bayern paid him this season.
Can Brazil please respond to >>67630073
Champions League starts all over in four months
>>67629688
Passlack is fucking up all the time, except for that cross.
I haven't read it yet, but if you're bored you should probably read this by Sid Lowe. It's not his La Liga season review, but I bet it's still some spitze football writing.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/16/how-barcelona-lost-la-liga-title-then-won-it-again?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>67630073
Draxler>Götze
>>67630073
Götze was never about playing him, Götze was about destroying BVB. Poop didnt want him.
Goddamn, all dem qts at the 1860/Dortmund game.
>>67630188
Bouncing back and forth between the first team and U19s hasn't really done either him or Pulisic much good in respect to these games. I'm guessing from next season on they'll just focus fully on the first team.
mom get the bundes
>>67630261
Hopefully. Pulisic is pure class though. He shines here and in the BL.
>>67630281
He was a bit mediocre in the first leg. Passlack on the other hand was involved in almost every attack.
>>67630280
okay
Just took a lethal dose, bye
>>67630300
night
>>67630300
finally
>>67630300
lethal dose of what
>>67630300
pls dont leave us
>>67630363
ur mums vagina
>>67630358
I lost myself at some of those contributions
Noooo I wanted Penalties
>>67630358
ugh why give me to relatable feels
>>67630363
would use insulin if i actually did it
>>67630375
stop prolonging my suffering
>>67630378
Is that his Kinderzimmer?
Hey Francie, how popular is arte in France?
>>67630435
Looks like it
>all those plebs shiting on Passlack ITT
1 assist 1 goal
>>67630300
took you long enough daniel.
>>67630297
Speaking of Passlack. Very good goal just now.
>>67629635
you will be missed
>>67630454
Noone is shitting on Passlack, he missed 2 good chances in the first half.
hnnnngh
she seems sad 1860 lost though
>>67630451
I really like Arte and it's the only channel I watch (with l'équipe 21, natgeo/similar channels and Mezzo). To the popular eye it's still an outsider channel, as it is the 10th most watch channel, getting 2% of the total audience. So it's not really popular
>>67630540
Arte is great.
>>67629745
Street Fighter 5
>>67630540
This >>67630549
>>67630549
it really is. Great variety and it's the only public channel which shows good movies
>>67630540
Only 1% here. But we also have 3sat which is similar concept, and we share it with Austria and Switzerland, that's probably where the other 1% of the German viewers goes.
>>67630581
>public channel which shows good movies
this and without commercials breaks
>>67630589
Tbf, ARD and ZDF show great movies occasionally at 11pm
>Bürki verschätzt sich und GEOFFREY BIA kann davon profitieren und erzielt die Führung für die Gäste aus dem Wallis!
>Bürki verschätzt sich
I guess it's genetic.
>>67629745
UC4 and Anno 1404
>>67630613
Horn is coming anyway.
>>67630581
I saw Nader and Simin - A Seperation on Artes mediathek a while ago. Fantastic film.
>>67630714
yes this is a very good movie. Arte are the only one to show Kurosawa or Bergman movies for exemple, or more contemporary movies like Jagten. Other channels are more into french movies or hollywood things
>you will never be loved by strangers
>or anyone at all
>>67630839
meant to respond to >>67630782
Twitter is saying that Kicker is reporting an agreement for Karius to Liverpool. Is this true?
>>67631083
Yes
>>67631088
Shame, I like watching Mignolet.
>>67631146
Okay
At RB Leipzig's promotion celebration
1) Can you smell what the Bayern management is cooking?
2) Do you think Matthias Sammer is a vegetable by now?
>>67631373
Hurr look at me I can ask uncomfortable and provoking questions but my dad never loved me
>>67631373
Needs bigger clown shoes
>>67631353
Why is there a Bild RB Leipzig account?
>>67631373
>one finger in pockets
is there a more awkward pose? I doubt it
Please respond >>67630099
>>67631169
hello
FCK are Danish champions with three games to go after beating FC Nordsjælland today.
>>67631459
Hi
>>67631471
I started saying out loud "Bussies for.." but stopped because I had to laugh
>>67631381
are you ok?
>>67631480
Time to get some young guns the playing time of their lifes
>>67631486
Yes
>>67631485
whats for dinner
>>67631486
yes thanks
>>67631496
Salmon with cauliflower and broccoli. Thanks for asking so I can learn the word cauliflower.
What is on your menu for dinner
>le eat salmon with broccoli man
>>67631471
What does it say about a person who colours their hair
>>67631535
you welcome, broccolianon
I still haven't decided
>>67629218
>Hummels
still overrated af
>LE YUO AER LE DANIEL XDDDDDD
Why is this so funny
>>67631555
Checked
>>67631555
Do you have that much in the house to be able to choose from or are you going to go grocery shopping
>>67631561
do you even know who trannyiel is or do you just spout memes?
>>67631353
kek
>>67631589
Neither nor
>>67631407
I think BILD has an account for every BL club
>>67631676
>>67631583
neither
i just dont know
maybe the average again
>>67631788
Yes
I cant believe the fc zürich is actually going to get relegated. Holy shit hahahhahahahaha
>>67631877
>olives
gross
put in some paprika instead and add a few nuts (cashews are good, too)
>>67631834
what happened?
>>67631910
They're bottom with 2 matches left to go.
>>67631903
>he doesn't like black olives
What's wrong? I don't really use much paprika and nuts contain too much fat
>>67631877
I would eat that
>>67631965
Fat is great.. seriously
>>67631910
manlet president turned them into literally schalke of switzerland
>>67631965
i just dont like their taste desu, couldnt say why
Rate the audience
>>67631991
no
>>67632031
do the boiler room staff move all the qts infront of the camera?
>>67632031
>>67632001
>sell your meme player
>hire a meme manager
What happened with Hyypia? Did Leverkusen's quality mask his failings as a coach?
>>67632052
Okay
>>67632044
No
>>67632052
6 & 7 can get in
>dancing on camera
I could not do that even if I was indisposed
>>67632078
Him and Lewandowski complemented each other. They're both shit alone.
>>67632099
Didn't Lewandowski do pretty good with Union Berlin and just stepped down due to illness or depression or something?
>>67632186
yes
>>67632098
Me too. I'm deer in headlights when a camera points at me.
>>67632186
Burnout
>>67632098
Can you dance alone in your room
>>67632232
Sure
>>67632098
How about taking a look at a couch chair somebody threw away and put on the side of the street to get fetched by disposal guys and carrying it into your appartment
>>67632228
Or not. Hmm
>>67632098
Everyone there looks indisposed. Notice how they try and chat up the people around them to pass the time because they feel so awkward moving around to slow music
>>67632259
Cool
Just imagining experiencing the first matchday of the upcoming bundesliga season with you gives me a penis tingle
Full report into my previous posts:
A reputable Danish journalist tweeted that Di Marzio had reported the news. After further investigation, I see that she fell for a twitter hoax. I will no longer follow this journalist or repost her tweets.
I apologise.
>>67632327
delete your posts then
>>67632327
don't worry we understand
I blame this journalist for this incident
>Miroslav Klose to Eintracht Frankfurt
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/serie-a-miroslav-klose-will-wohl-zu-eintracht-frankfurt-1.2995425
>parents have new phones for a year
>when it rings, just picking them up answers the call
>pressing the phone button puts it into loudspeaker mode
I tried to explain it but they seemingly can't grasp this concept. They pick up and press the button and then they hold the phone call on loudspeaker mode. Worst thing is it's on loudspeaker and they still hold the phone to their ears.. it's sad and funny at the same time.
Big screen in the fan park in Basel.
are we friends?
Lads
>>67632492
Of course
>>67632384
Why would he do that? Just retire in dignity.
>>67632492
yes
>>67629688
A youth game or something?
>>67630281
And Pulisic will probably be featured in the Copa too. Hopefully he gets a couple starts in the Puerto Rico and Ecuador friendlies, and then we'll see him gel with the team.
>>67632524
i thought the same when he moved to lazio, yet that worked out fine
>>67630300
God fucking damn you fucking Aussie shitposters are scum. I thought it was a meme. But no, it's true.
>>67632575
He wasn't 37 when he moved to Lazio
>>67632553
The U19 semis.
>>67632610
where did that come from ??
ugh
>>67632622
he is the german totti
night
>>67632677
It's just what I notice. Only other board I'm on is /fit/ (n-no homo), and that doesn't have flags, but when I come here, the shitposting is fucking intense, and it's always fucking Australians.
>>67632734
It's kind of a catch 22, we try to live up to the meme as much as we create it. Also we're pretty overrepresented I feel.
>>67632720
lel
Is there any particular reason why this is no longer working?
webm has no audio so it's useless
>>67580065
Execute everyone in this thread. (except me)
>>67632876
>>67632876
Why not you?
>>67632384
he should retire desu
