>FC Bayern Utah
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>FC Bayern Utah
If I had a franchise, I'd name it FC Real Socceroos
>DC United should have been DC FC or FC DC
>Atlanta United FC
>>67610983
>not Real Biscuit Basketers
>>67610920
>google it
>it actually fucking exists
goddammit
>>67611097
>not Bean Bag Buccaneers
>TFW LA Galaxy fan
Fuck all of you and you're shitty copycat names
do americans not know what "bayern" means?
it means bavaria, a german state (and historical region)
it's like naming the club "fc pennsylvania utah"
it makes no sense whatsoever
wtf is wrong with you
>>67611901
The whole thing is embarrassing, they call their academy a kinder academy
>>67611901
I feel there's some serious >muh heritage at work here.
MLS teams are a damn joke.
>>67611162
They are nothing compared to the ultimate meme team.
>>67612023
well, at least that makes sense
it's a bit weird that they use the german word for "kids", but at least it makes sense
"bayern utah" is just beyond retarded
is there no internet in utah?
they could just quickly google "bayern" and then realize how fucking stupid it would be to name a club, that is more than 8000 km away from bayern, bayern
>>67612157
>Real Maryland Monarchs
>Lester Stadium
>Owner is a "Moran"
>Noyes
okay, i'm done
>it actually exists
thank fuck LA was somewhat original
>>67612229
Not just any Noyes, DAVID Noyes.
Can we have a picture of that guy? I'm sure it's just regular Noyes with a fake mustache
>somewhere in small town in Bavaria there is a team called Seattle Glaussenstadt
The new meme professional rugby comp is actually holding a public naming contest sometime today for the current teams
As it stands this league is nowhere near as cringeworthy as MLS but I can just tell they're gonna choose something retarded like Sacramento Irish FC or Racing Metro San Diego
>>67612177
Also, I'm pretty sure most people know what Bayern (the region) is because of BMW.
>>67612157
>Noyes
>>67612177
They know what it means, they just don't care
>>67612177
I think Utah, and the midwest in general had a huge portion of german immigrants before and right after WW2
>>67612157
>Noyes
>Recreativo Club de Milwaukee
>>67612267
I think this is him. Hasn't been manager of them since 2012 though
>>67612801
>Dynamo Chicken Kiev
>Club Deportivo de Tuscaloosa
Acrington Alaska, who are they?
>>67612157
>noyes
everytime
>>67612801
that doesnt sound too bad lol
>>67612157
It's like they're simultaneously trying to rip off four teams at once with that crest.
>bayern pattern with dortmund colours with a real crown
>>67613673
>Bayern pattern
That pattern is literally copied from the state flag of Maryland
>>67613673
It's the flag of Maryland you sheep shagging fuck
>>67613719
Yeah but when you put it in a red ring it looks exactly like the Bayern crest
>>67613741
1. how the fuck am I supposed to know the states' flags, why do states even have flags for that matter?
2. that is possibly the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen holy shit
>San Antonio Hotspur
>>67613796
Because States are their own governments and have lots of independent power
Look up a federal government system
>Miami Wednesday
>>67611901
Now you know why we hate soccer
>>67613796
Holy shit you're retarded
>>67612157
Guys help im losing it.
>>67611698
Your fault for taking the whole fuckin galaxy m8
>>67612426
This. The midwest is our Germany
I play soccer and watch pro European soccer, but the Americans who attempt to pretend like they're European with the verbiage or conventions (chants, etc) deserve to be shot
>>67612252
>LA Galacticos
>Original
kek
>real salt lake
>>67614966
>>67615382
>XD YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY COUNTRY XDXDXDX
>XDXD THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LE RETARD XDDXDXDXDX
Reminder that you're not the centre of the universe like you so desperately want to believe. Why don' t you understand how our governmental system works, you uneducated fuckhead? Haha wow you're retarded you know nothing ahahahahah wow
>>67612426
>>67615552
Should I be the one to tell you that Utah is not midwestern?
>>67615906
Touched a nerve I see.
>Boca Juniors USA
>>67615998
should I tell you Taiwan is independent?
>Rayo Oklahoma City
>>67616763
That team is owned by the real one in Spain
It's still better than the "Utah Jazz"
>"Austin Aztex"
>>67610920
>Fußball club Bavarian Utah
>>67612103
They're not in MLS
>>67612157
>Noyes
>Borussia Chattanooga
>>67617021
>Utah Jazz
>Los Angeles Lakers
>Memphis Grizzlies
>Sacramento Kings
>National Basketball Association with the
>Toronto Raptors
>>67617081
that emoji man... completely BTFO
That's barely one step above FC Espanol de Sheboygan.
>>67612157
>NOYES
>>67612157
>Real (meaning Royal, it's an honorary title granted by the King)
>Lester (Lestah) Stadium
>In a place called Rockville
>'The Monarchs' in a Republican country
>Sporting the colours of Dortmund and Greenland
>Owned by Mr.Moran
>Coached by Mr.Noyes
What is wrong with Murica?
>FC
>not football
>not a club
