All times EST, home team on left:
>Friday, 5/13
DC United vs NY Red Bulls, 2-0 FINAL
Montreal vs. Philly, 1-2 FINAL
Toronto vs. Vancouver, 7:30pm
New England vs. Chicago, 7:30
Columbus vs Colorado, 7:30
Houston vs. RSL, 8:30
FC Dallas vs Seattle, 9pm
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
>NASL Schedule
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL Schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL Schedule
http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
This TFC may win against 10-men Caps.
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
fixed that for you
>>67586801
>Montreal vs. Philly, 1-2
ayyy
/ouryear/
>>67586905
It was 1-1
>Tripfags in charge of scores
Giovinco STILL involved in every TFC goal this season
Inb4 the ref gives 3+ minutes of stoppage time after Osorio rolled around on the deck to get Aird sent off
>>67586937
Seba literally is the most valuable player.
>>67587029
Him and Villa
>>67587037
>not Zardes
>>67586905
>doopfag didn't even watch the game
typical doopfag
>toronto cant equalize at home up a man in the mlels
>>67587129
VANCOUVER SUBBED ON A FUCKING STRIKER DOWN A MAN.
>>67587080
>5 mins
REFBALL ENGAGED
>>67586955
Called it.
>Canadian defending
>>67587109
work desu
>tfw fantasy captain is lowest scoring player on your team
>Another Leastern Conference Loss
Well that was fun, wasn't it?
>it's a shit defense episode
i hate this season-long rerun
>>67587360
Playoffs la
Is Dempsey even trying anymore?
>>67587411
LA v NYC Final
>>67587494
Did you not realize Martins was carrying that team for at least the last 2 years?
>>67587566
>implying I ever watched Seattle
I don't even know why I'm watching this shitshow
>dat understanding
>dat immediately praise the other players involved on the goal
BASED
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is that foot sloot at the sallaD CF game?
>>67587037
Villa is lesser of a playmaker than Gio though.
>>67587378
TFC should have got based Robbo as their head coach long before Caps.
Still, TFC shitty front office wouldn't help.
>>67587898
It's kinda funny. The way Robbo's story goes. He probably would have only accepted an assistant's position. The only reason he was coach for Vancouver is because he was the 3rd choice/4th choice and the players wanted him as a coach.
>>67587898
>>67587928
Yeah, he legit retired from RB and VC straight up offered him the job. Glad it ended up well from him
>>67587612
are you >impliying the union will leistha this season?
>>67587968
Playoffs prevent the Lestah
>>USL refereeing
>>67587961
Us not hiring Frank Yallop is one of the most amazing bullets dodged ever.
>Canadians
>FCD going with a 3DM 4-3-1-2
How long till Columbus collapses?
>>67588576
it'll culminate in a game-stopping chimpout when they're trailing New England
>Want to get into Murican divegrass
>Pick AZ United since they're the closest team to me
>Watching this game right now
>There's like a total of 100 people in the audience
>Look player salaries
>Some of them make like $20,000 a year
For what purpose? These guys look pretty /fit/, they don't just look like average Joes from a rec league. Why go through all that effort of being in pro athlete shape/skill if you're going to get no money and no fame?
>>67588860
The dream never dies son.
>>67588860
There's different tiers you're watching. usl is third division and while they are professional players they aren't the top tier in terms of skill.
>>67588860
>why are these people doing what they love to do and following their dreams?
idk man, why aren't you?
>>67588860
If they're USL teams, they're hoping on moving on to the 70k minimum wage MLS. If they're NPSL, they're hoping they don't get traded for hotel considerations.
>>67588860
>not going to your comfy local team games
>it's a seattle's backline can't keep up with anyone episode.
>>67589023
>old man Marshall
>>67589111
Seattle needs a gut job if they plan to continue with this 4-3-3 shit. Backline, midfield, and attack.
>>67589190
They need actual wingers instead of pacebabby white strikers
>MEMEATTLE
homewinslol
>flounders going to flound
Feels gud.
So chicago and columbus confirmed folding next season
>Sun., 5/15
Sporting KC vs Orlando City, 3:30
Portland vs NYCFC, 7:30
this might be the memeist soccer sunday thus far
At the Blues game, surprised at how many AZ United fans we have in the stands. I'd say we got a good 30-40 of them.
>>67589570
>tfw the neo-nazis of NYCFC BTFO the Tumblr Army
>>67587347
Jermaine Jones?
Same. Feels bad.
>>67588860
Attendance can vary wildly by team. Orange County, who AZ United are playing at right now, has one of the lowest attendance averages in the league(though to be fair our stadium only seats 2,500 max) but FC Cincinnati is averaging like 18k per game and Sac Republic gets like 12k. League average is around 7k though.
>>67588860
You've got a pretty decent number of fans here.
anyone watch the weird halftime games from the youtube streams?
anyone see that sacremento cute? Jen?
BEING THIS BUTT HURT
http://www.wakingthered.com/2015/10/26/9618798/flare-investigation-could-see-toronto-supporters-section-banned-from-saputo-stadium
>>67590109
What is Arizona uniting?
post the stream if you want to talk about it ffs
>>67586801
>copypastas old thread
>doesn't fix USL schedule link
Don't be that guy, OP. Don't be that guy.
>>67590796
>Tripfags in charge of doing shit right
>>67590796
lets make this a meme next op paste the same shit
How the fuck did we not win that game. AZ United's Man of the Match was the fucking crossbar.
>>67590606
No idea, not my team.
WOOOOO
>>67592201
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>>67592367
the only cow-town aspect of Sacramento is its surrounding areas. You literally cant raise cows inside the city itself
>>67592501
shut up cowtown
>>67592201
>beating Sounders 2
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Top 6 teams are all Western Conference
lgtss
>Leastern Conference
>>67592723
>top 6 teams by points are western
>top 6 teams by ppg are western
>top 6 teams by wins are western
>>67590903
Your mother's a meme.
PICK UP THE RECEIVER
I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
>>67594942
What's with the dumbass Seattle posts?
Did yall niggas finally crack?
Not sure I'll be able to join you tonight lads.
>its a western conference superiority complex thread
>NYCFC is a national game again
why?
>Soon: day time vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZy9IJ3yrU
did normie BS last night. wasn't able to soonpost.....so...here...this should wake you up.
>>67602358
idk. yuros get stuck with NYCFC games all the time too.
>>67603892
Don't they get just the nationally televised games?
So will the US have a backline of with players who haven't made appearances in a month with with Orozco-Alvarado-Miazga-Chandler?
NEW MLS FIGHTZZ
https://twitter.com/crushthebookie/status/725535332448374784
>>67607410
>fight
>"soccer"
>>67607410
>mls fight
>its just a dickwad getting taken out by security
>>67607970
Your leaf fell off
>>67607970
>"mls"
>>67608614
This is how NASL shills are born
>Both of these, though, might sound familiar to fans of English Premier League side Manchester United, who have their own “Glory Glory” chant. And that’s just one example of many MLS fan chants’ global roots.
"Global roots" is pretty generous way to say, "fans desperately wish to be yuropoors"
>>67588860
>not supporting RSL or Monarchs
stop
how do we fix the nat'l team, lads?
>>67608614
>>67608278
>#RSL BENCH: Rimando, Kavita, Mulholland, Sunny, Sandoval, Garcia, Allen
What's with Rimando?
where do you think they went?
>>67609222
Just getting benched for no reason, says it was coach's decision
>>67609222
>giving your old keeper a break for one of your easiest games of the season
Nothing to see here.
why are there no streams for this game
>>67610156
http://giostreams.eu/1.html
>Currently a Premiere League sticky
WTF does it take to get an American sport sticky around here? Other than a bomb threat, obv.
>>67609278
You can't give knitcaps to Africans, so I guess natives in Canada
>>67610242
Thanks lad
>Does Houston have any fans.
Literally
Dynamo and RSL are the most boring teams prove me wrong
>>67600792
So every thread?
>>67611221
agreed
>>67611221
>dc-red bulls
where can I watch streams?
>>67611717
kys
>>67611150
There's a reason why I didn't go today when they resheduled.
I was ready to see to muddy wet MLS action.
Imagine how mad people were arriving to the game expecting the game to happen then be sent home and end having to pay for parking twice because they don't seem to own any form of parking but only share 3 lots with the Astros while any other parking avalible is sold by randoms and can't get their money back.
>>67611788
be more specific
worst I have seen rsl play in a long time.
Is Houston actually playing good?
I've heard Cubo had a few good chances to score and David Horst is actually defending not to mention Angry Joe Willis.
>>67613151
Worst football I have seen in a while actually, then again don't watch Dynamo or Real Salt
>Cosmos v Edmonton delayed because both teams are wearing the same color
>These retards unironically want to be d1
>losing
>to fucking houston
KeK
fucking mls.
Realest talk, what do Euros think about the New York Red Bulls? Just curious
>>67613666
Every european hates Red Bull due to their shit management of teams in every sport they do.
>>67613666
leipzig will win the bundesl iga before new jersey gets their first mlsc up
>>67613684
>shit management
>rb leipzig just got promoted to the bundes
what exactly is wrong?
>>67613761
>mls team in NJ: "fuck this shit, I'm not supporting no new jersey team, fucking faggots!"
>world cup/copa america game in NJ: "Its an honor to host the worlds game in the proud city of New York!"
>>67613768
They wash the clubs histories and make them sterile as fuck
>>67613582
In lower leagues, they usually make the both teams pay a £110 fine and go to the match, they should do that
>>67614345
he asked the euros m8
Does the Orlando city even have fans?
>>67614391
Great banter there.
Thank god they went with the new club approach for Leipzig instead of Salzburg or Metrostars
Brek Shea down!
has skc been exposed?
noticed the lack of delusional kc fags lately.
>>67614741
The MLS has been exposed for their blatant refballing against skc
>>67614741
>>67614741
>inb4 eastern conference exposed
>>67614741
All part of the parity that is MLS.
Jk when LA signs Zaltan there will offically be no parity.
>>67615276
Twellman just said the galaxy won't be signing zlatan
>houston would literally be near the red line in MLS2
holy fuck.
>>67615338
>Twellman
>relevant
>>67615338
This, AFC Anchorage will be signing him instead
>>67615338
>Soon: still probably not edition
>>67615338
May have just said MLS isn't signing Zlatan
>implying LAFC
>>67615417
>>67615435
>>67615449
Galaxy would have to find a way to open up a DP spot then
>>67615513
They'll probably do what Orlando did with Kaka, where you sign the guy, loan him out till next season.
>>67615449
>I've always dreamt of joining Atlanta United FC
>dwhyr
>>67615687
>turf
>keka
>Put two semen slurping teams on National TV
>Shocked when the game is semen slurping
MLS Everyone
>>67616089
It's been a fairly exciting 0-0 so far but your memes are appreciated
>>67616089
>game is semen slurping
SKC EXPOSED
FUCKING MELIA STAY IN FRONT OF THE GOAL YOU RETARD
>>67615870
Drake = MLS
IE = what he's grossed out by
Nice """"""conference"""""" you got there
>I'm a sporting.
>get scored on
>raise hand to ask whine about offsides
>on a corner kick
Fuck you for being a fucking idiot melia
>skc can only score an own goal
>conceding by ugly set pieces
This game.
>>67616237
K E K
That goal was sick.
well that was only a matter of time
THAT WAS OFFSIDE
ABSOLUTELY BASED GOAL
ALL OTHER TEAMS WISH THEY COULD BE THAT BADASS
Offsides as fuck
>>67616283
>tfw Portubro is too hungover to ever watch the team he bandwagons
>>67616437
>>67616477
>salty leastern conferencefag
Now that was a beautiful backdoor pass
>>67616477
>>67616437
>he doesnt know how offsides works
the dude who made the assist was onside then Dom stayed behind the ball to finish. If you are behind the ball it's not offside.
>the orlando not lions
>>67586801
Is mlels elite now?
>>67616614
>Borelando Loins
>>67616609
The guy that scored was offside on the first pass and since he ended up participating in the play, it is offside by the rulebook.
When will the Western Conference succeed from MLS and create its own league?
Honestly Orlando city is just playing poorly. We're missing Hines and Higuita. And Heath, obviously
Where were you when SKC became based?
>>67616758
>Honestly Eastern Conference is just playing poorly
FTFY
>>67616758
dmg ctrl
>>67616609
>Dom stayed behind the ball to finish
Absolutely incorrect
>>67616720
>succeed
When will tornado hicks learn proper grammar?
>>67616821
He was even with the guy who assisted
>>67616872
That's generous
Why are all the Orlando players so bitchmade?
>>67616954
The wizards are playing murder ball
>>67616954
Colin or whatever was kindof an enforcer last year. but they are soft now.
>>67616937
The camera angle makes it look off but he was even
When will KC stop holding our player hostage
>>67617141
When your player gits gud.
>>67617141
When you give us our #2 pick
>>67617162
He's scored 50 goals for his kidnappers. I'd say he's pretty good
>this game is over yet
Fuck refs
VICTORY
GIT GUD ORLANDO FAGS
>>67617435
>tornado hicks can only beat us by going offsides
>lelando
>lelstern lelference
>>67617484
>Orlando fags think they are on the team
>>67617487
>Being a flyover
You literally can't make this shit up
>>67617546
>implying I didn't work for them in USL
>>67617688
I guess being the designated semen depository counts as being a part of the team
>>67617688
>not making the jump to professional administrative assistant
who is the retard who does mlels scheduling?
>>67617484
>tornado hicks
>this coming from the team that has Brek Shea
1.Crapids
2.Sallad
3.Whitecraps
4.Gaylexy
5.Scum Jose
6.Mormons
7.Flyover Fc
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.8.Memepact
Explain yourselves leastern fags
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>>67618161
>total points in the east conference: 122
>total points in the west conference: 174
That's a difference of 52 points. This is what happens when your conference gets rekt by the other conference, and the teams inside your conference are only drawing each other.
>>67620515
>>67618161
>muh points
its not like the supporters shield means shit anyway
beastern conference will always be the heart and soul of mlels
>>67620515
>>67620540
>east loses in the regular season
>east loses in the post season
Please make another thread for your second division league.
>lose H2H by 3 points
>left 15 points on the bench
>>67620734
Kek.
I still have Adi and Valeri to rack up points.
>Union
>>67620540
>heart and soul
>the last 7 MLS Cups have been won by Western Conference Teams
>>67620540
>Heart and soul
>Eastern Conference teams won all 3 trophies in the first ever MLS season
worst conference CONFIRMED NO HISTORY
Yo what isa this white trash shit on my TV?
Why is Mix on the 40 man roster?
>>67621200
>soccer less popular than drag racing
>>67621354
ITS 2016
> in 2016, FC Cincinnati has a better average attendance than the following MLS clubs:
> Philadelphia Union, New England Revolution, Columbus Crew SC, D.C. United, Chicago Fire, Colorado Rapids, FC Dallas
>>67621490
>better than half the eastern conference
but muh heart and soul.
>>67621543
they shouldn't feel too bad, it's better than the average attendance for the tampa bay rays and the cleveland indians too
>>67621354
Did somebody say Drag Race?
>driving real fast in a straight line is a sport
Americlaps please.
>this much shilling in a victory speech
>literally cucked by nasc ar
I have an argumentative paper for philosophy due tomorrow and I legit haven't started or picked my topic. Pls halp.
>>67621796
>not na scar
>>67621787
>>67621796
You have to change to FS2
Swope Park Rangers win, SKC wins, I'm fucking sunburned. Still a good weekend.
>>67621814
no one can motivate you but you. eyes on the fucking prize kid, not everyone gets to get a degree
>>67621823
Comcast jews don't offer fs2 here
Valeri please.
>valeli
saunders is a shit GK wow
HOLY SHIT PORTLEL
WHAT THE FUCK
>that huge gay flag.
So desperate for attention.
>>67622053
>crossing the line
>>67622053
>all of our lgbt pride stuff ended the moment one of the few gay kids in the cauldron became a ta supporter, then moved back to kc, tried to pretend that didn't happen, then moved to nyc & does nycfc's shitty tifo designs
>>67622088
>over gaying it.
Crossing the line has a new meaning.
Snortland btfo
>villa finally scoring regularly
Of course its after I move him off my fantasy team.
VILLA BANG BANG NYCFCCCCC
>He rates MLS
>Tumblrs butthurt
>>67622243
I rate it as shit, problem?
>>67622279
>complains that the NT is shit
>doesn't want a strong domestic league to develop players for the NT
wew lad
>>67622725
>us can develop top players domestically
lol no
>>67622769
or at least develop them enough to sell to european leagues
you can't expect to build the NT purely from foreign-born players with american parents
>>67622725
I didn't say any of that, just said they suck for the most part
Soccer will never be a thing here, just look at the other former British colonies
>tfw bought into jermaine jones meme magic and made him fantasy captain
five (5) points
>>67622845
>just look at the other former British colonies
Does this mean we're cursed to all be shit at soccer just like the motherland?
>>67622845
>not rating the ayyyy league
>not rating the indian pooper league
>>67622870
We we're fooled anon.
>still broke 100 pts and beat tripfag in H2H
Vieira nearly blacked her right there on the spot
