Too good to not make an early thread edition
On FSW, ROOT
Chacin vs. Iwakuma
LINEUPS
>Angels
Escobar 3B
Calhoun RF
Trout CF
Pujols DH
Nava LF
Cron 1B
Giavotella 2B
Perez C
Petit SS
>M's
Aoki LF
Smith RF
Cano 2B
Cruz DH
Seager 3B
Lind 1B
Clevenger C
Marte SS
Martin CF
I'm gonna need a name for this semen demon
No argentina posters allowed
>>67584808
Lurk moar
>>67584839
It's May. I'll actually pay attention to baseball in October. Now give me that name.
>>67584877
Okay. It's Alex Curry.
>Lind
Who's hotter, Dodger's girl or Angel's Curry?
I forget the Dodger girl's name but she more of a built body and a more mature look to her, not sure which one I like more..
>>67585138
Sounds like a literal who who's past her peak
>>67584492
dem milk juggs
Holy fuck I'm in the first row
anyone else enjoy the rain after that week of sun?
>>67585369
Nice seats senpai
>>67584492
taking a shit in the woods
see this
wot do?
>>67585369
make a sign and shitpost to the camera for us
>>67586302
This, please.
>>67585369
go talk to those qts on your right
I hope this game doesn't end as badly as last nights
aw fuck come on kuma
Big DP
needed that desu
keep up the good work defense
Ayy lmao
>>67584492
HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGFGGGGGFFGGFF
Why does everyplayer and the field have a "Play Ball" emblem ?
Isn't that what they do almost everyday? What is the point of it?
>>67586713
I'll go to a game one day
Let's get some runs pls
>>67586814
to remind themselves to play well everyday
mariner bros im talking to this cutie who is from cali but shes n angels/mike trout fan should i abort?
>>67586856
how much did that cost?
>>67586919
ask her if alex curry is her waifu
>>67586919
yes
multiteam relationships are heresy
>>67586929
15+shipping
>>67586919
the banter will be good for you both
>>67586968
Pussy is pussy m8, dont be a faggot and think its gonna turn into a wedding.
>>67586974
Thats not bad
>>67587027
the travel mug was 20 or 25, might get one of those too
>>67584492
source
now please
>>67586856
Ayy lmao
>>67587086
mike trout
>>67587086
read 6 posts down from the op
i don't know who this pitcher is but he's already our ace
>it's a Clevinger and Lind episode
Well shit
how do we fix cruz bros
>>67587086
her name is alex curry. She is an angels reporter and a huge seahawks fans. Someone post the pic
>>67587211
more roids
EAT SHIT FISHMAN
EAT ALL THE SHIT
FUCK YEAH
>>67587211
give him a few weeks to get to out of his slump
LIND
>>67587193
>Lind episode
uhhh ill take it
>>67587248
which one :^)
>>67587248
>>67587361
>>67587380
haha, I didnt know there was more then one
>>67587380
>>67587361
like most women who are seahawk "fans" she probably can't name any
>>67587448
>First KINGS... now this??? This is totally bullshit. Unfollow for sure. See you again during baseball season
comments are golden
good going smith
great catch
i wonder how many times shes cheating on this guy with chad the ball player
>>67587674
I wonder if the guy in the back is asleep
Lets go Ms
Good to see Lind doing things
>>67587674
i wonder why she decides to marry this loser instead of a nice rich ball player.
at least it isn't tyrone
>>67587674
>chad
you misc brah?
2 outs, so what
>offspeed
>lind
lind earned a ticket on the dinger canoe
>>67585369
Diamond Club? I've been dying to sit there.
>>67588186
I like the symbolism that the team could cut the line and leave him behind at any time
>>67588261
yes, its very deep stuff
does the Mariners stadium have really good food?
>>67588335
mayonnaise sanwiches
>>67588335
fish n chips and burger were 10/10, garlic fries were to garlicy for me desu. kettle corn is 10/10 as well but thats everywhere
>>67588335
It has a great variety. You should be able to find something you like. I will recommend, that if you're going to get a hot dog, get one outside and bring it in. North of the stadium on Occidental street, there are numerous hot dog vendors with a lot of choices.
my internet is acting funny
>>67588186
I cant wait to see the end result at the end of the season
should be an easy matchup for felix
BOOOO
crap
cmon kuma
quints for mariners world series
>>67588954
I feel the rags are a safe bet
angels help out smith
>ted cruz drops out
>nelly starts shitting the bed
coincidence?
fug
rip
>Small crowd
Mariners win
>Big crowd
Mariners lose
>>67589308
>home game mariners lose
ftfy
leave the guy stranded, rockbear
Welp. Time for rags to win
FUCK
Disappointing. Paxton soon?
well the m's have 3 innings to take the lead back
>Peralta
JUST
Oh great another lead thrown away to a shitty team ffs
game
Of course it had to be the Angels ruining my weekend.
>check thread
>why is it so busy?
>playing the Mariners
>thread filled with autists who think their team has a chance to do anything good.
Take this homerun from the Red Baron
>peralta
now down by 3
>>67589645
>>why is it so busy?
every mariners thread is busy
I HATE YOU MIKE TROUT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED SEATLES ITS ALWAYS RAINING IN UR SHIT TOWN
>>67589658
wait never mind its 4
get your act together peralta
>peralta
>Guaipe warming up
oh
>>67589672
I think that's what he meant. Angels threads aren't the busiest.
Peralta a fucking shit
>>67589811
o-oh
>>67589732
i told you not to get your hopes up you moron
>trusting the blow gays bullpen with literally anything
at least you learned a lesson today
>>67589840
>posting Facebook images without editing the filename
are you stupid
>losing to the angels
>in the year of our LORD 2016
needed that leadoff from seager
>>67589937
we're still gonna win the game you moron, Seags just hit a double
the Angels are honestly the shittiest team in the AL West. they have no history, even our team has accomplished more. fucking retarded poorfag team
>>67589902
i blame you
>>67589918
got lazy on a few ya know
shitattle pls
first shutout receieved this year against the rasy
>>67589964
I can taste the bitterness from here
don't feel sad that the angels memed their way to a title while the m's couldn't even make it to the big one
>>67590039
m's will make it all the way this year though.
>>67590097
they won't even make it past the DS
pls stop walking these guys
here we go guys pls do something
aoki will step up
I'm counting on you smith
cmon smiff
FUCK YOU SMITH
thanks cano
Cruz missile to tie it pls
cruz could tie it up with a good hit
HAPPENING
dont worry im here now angels
Time for K Swag to be the hero on his bobble head night
is it habbening??
>>67590785
it will
>>67590801
ok i trust you
Sodo Mojo baby, COME ON
>>67590785
:^)
>Pitcher named Fernando at Safeco Field
He's gonna blow it
be a hero, lind
>>67590868
delete this
>>67590724
thank god anon where would we be without you
lol, Mariners about to get swept by an injured and depleted team.
LIND
I
N
D
I AM BUYING AN ADAM LIND JERSEY
HOLY FUCK LIND DID IT TIE GAME BABY
LIND
HE SHOWED UP GUYS
LIND IS ALRIGHT GUYS
Now the lead for the cherry on top
>>67590868
:DDD
lind dinger
YES
FUCK YEAH CLEVENGER
I was standing up in my living room, arms in the air, sending my energy from Monroe to Clevenger. It's that kind of game fellas.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67590895
CALLED IT
smiff catch
cool, marte up to bat
Don't worry Cishek is automatic
That Splatoon ad is a good luck charm
show them your best, martin
>>67591277
EVEN after last night, I have complete faith in shrek
Buckle up, boys and girls
defense just needs to do their thing
need mariners webms
shrek, what happened to that one reliever you guys used to have, farquaad or some shit
>>67591456
of what senpai
>>67591153
>>67591262
>>67591484
traded to the rays
>>67591484
Traded him for karns
>>67591496
anything you got bud
Angels should just lose the rest of their games for a high draft pick, put a bunch of steroids in Albert Pujols so he is banned for life and trade Trout for a kings ransom.
Blow it all up and tell Scioscia to die from diabetes. I don't care anymore.
>>67591520
>>67591535
that's too bad, the memes would've been great
>>67591551
strike him out
Calhoun looks like he rolls his ankle every time he swings. It's disgusting.
god dammit
Cishek's slider is so wacky.
you never know where it will go
>>67591558
I actually wonder if it is worth hanging onto Trout. They could probably rob another roster blind if they dealt him.
Quit fucking around Cishek. Get some outs guy.
stay focused cishek
>>67591551
cruz
welp
FUCK YOU ANGELS
ugh
wow two nights in a row
fucking christ
hopping off the cishek train
fuck me
JESUS IANETTA, SET PUJOLS UP WITH A FASTBALL, THEN GO WITH THE CURVE!
keep it in the box
>>67584981
>the city of me
:^)
who do we have up?
turned it off, night m's bros
gg gels
>>67591855
Aoki
Smith
Cano
There's still hope
It's the marineras. Two runs is Impossible.
finally
Albert being fucking clutch
What year is this
>>67591957
>There's still hope
r-right
its rally time boys
>yfw curry nudes circleling around the club house which has givem the angels a spirit lift
>>67592060
It's a team that came up with five runs last inning, a team that can hit in the clutch.
>>67592106
she probably fucks them, no need for nudes
Go hawks
>>67592161
i want to believe
>>67584492
Hoosier on vacation to SEA/Port for the week. Went to the M's game last night. Solid fanbase, not smart enough to get hyped and need a "Noise-O-Meter" for the fans to get hyped at the appropriate times. Ballpark food was average at best.
7.5/10
I'm open to constructive criticism of my critique.
aoki for the lead off hit
>>67592249
>Ballpark food was average at best.
did you get fish n chips?
>>67592106
so the Angels are irl Major League?
>>67592164
DELETE THIS
almost beat it
fuck get your foot down senpai
>>67592294
Had the garlic fries, hot dog, and nacho helmet. Nacho helmet was top notch. Tons of pulled pork.
Beer game solid.
Worst ballpark dog I've ever had, though. Most important food item. Been to 12 MLB parks.
cano needs t find a way to keep us in the game
>>67584492
hhnngggg alexfu<333
Jesus christ Seattle. About to get swept by the 3rd worst team in baseball
welp, gg angels
get your act worked out, shrek
>>67592491
if we dont win tomorrow i dont even know
>>67592504
we'll see
>>67592249
You're on the dot. Mariners need more Seahawks fans to figure out how to cheer.
>>67592533
why you bully ;_;
>>67592421
You don't go to Safeco for the hot dog, strangely enough. If anything, you've gotta get something out of the ordinary to eat at that ballpark.
Cishek is fucking garbage, he's is going ruin any chances of playoffs.
Rodney is far superior
>losing to the 2016 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
>in consecutive games
>>67592600
Getting swept by the Angels means you're good
They swept the Royals
>>67592534
I see the "Us 12's" meme on spee, but wasn't subjected to any IRL while there. Is it just a meme or simply toned down for the NFL offseason?
>>67592584
Just shut the fuck up. Rodney fucked up in over a dozen games last year in the same amount of time. Good for him he's doing his job in San Diego, but I don't imagine that'll last.
>>67592642
its just a meme
>>67592642
I haven't seen "Us 12s" on /sp/, probably because I'm not on here often and more on /g/. However, I know it's used unironically in actual fan speak over at the Clink. This fanbase has been very "soft" if not "fair weather-like," the exception being those out at the Pen, where people might cheer louder because of a few drinks in them, but often they're not paying attention to the game; when they do, they're far enough away from the rest of the fans that they're muffled.
He didn't like me heckling him
>>67592847
Fuck that douche. Nice work.
>>67592847
you got btfo familia
>>67592899
I got to overindulge in free food and an open bar until I LITERALLY threw up in the 8th inning.
I don't give a fuck I'm a pirates fan.
Thinking about it... I think if Cishek has to face Pendejols again, I want to see him pull a David Price. Sounds like he's not fatigued, but I want him to take an off day tomorrow. M's need to score early and often for Felix tomorrow. Torch these fuckers!
>>67592966
this is the most beaner thing I've ever read
are you a Mexican in Seattle?
Suck my balls memeiners
>still in first
>felix will stop the bleeding tomorrow
