Based Pryce at the Glen edition.
>Green flag: 3:50pm EST
>http://www.indycar.com/
The Pagenaud Line on pole, Kimball starting second. The rest of the grid:
2nd row: Hinchcliffe, Hawksworth
3rd: Kanaan, Montoya
4th: Dixon, Bourdais
5th: Aleshin, Power
6th: Chilton, Rossi
7th: Castroneves, Brabham
8th: Hunter-Reay, Hildebrand
9th: Munoz, Pigot
10th: Andretti, Sato
11th: Tagliani, Daly
12th: Chaves, Rahal
13th: Newgarden
who /plzruntheboot/ here?
Hip standings in pic.
post your streams guys!
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport/motor/indy-gp-indianapolis-2016-live-stream-may-14
GO ROSSI
>Matthew Brabham
>Alex Tagliani
What the fuck?
Otherwise, happy to see that the Glen is back
Why the fuck would you use that image
>>67579111
cuz ur mums a cunt, that's why
Late to the party but
>Graham racing suit
guys do we have any HD streams??????
>>67579338
Yeah check reddit. It's on Watchespn (I didn't have to log in) and there's a youtube stream that looks pretty good.
Who else /Montoya/ here?
>>67579338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAihXcMpvz8
>You will never run over demons in your DOOM Indycar
Why even join the space marines
>>67579379
GOAT race car driver
>GENTLEMAN START YOUR ENGINE
I'm triggered
Turn one carnage incoming
Also, does anyone like Eddie Cheever?
Even Indy Lights did better
TK should just retire at this point. He has been absolutely shit at Ganassi
>>67579639
Not even cheever's family likes him
Also kanaan with some vettel levels of traffic awareness lmao
Not as bad as I anticipated desu
besweeet2 is biggest MVP ever
>>67579674
hi exos
Bourdais should have backed off
>>67579756
Yeah he should have anticipated someone swerving 5 lanes to the left into him :/
>Graham Newhal
>>67579709
>Also kanaan with some vettel levels of traffic awareness lmao
Accurate.
Missed the first lap accident, what happened?
>>67579831
A hue went hue
>>67579831
Dixon squeezed Kanaan into Bourdais who was up against the outside wall.
Took out the latter two while Dixon got away scot free.
>>67579822
Yeah he should have, with 3 cars inside of him going in to turn one on the first turn, no need to stick your nose on the outside like that
Where my Alotion bros at
Ahahahahahaha power you absolute shitter
Rossi is based as fuck
>willpower
Rossi just bullied the fuck out of Power
DAT POWER
>POWER
question for Indy fans:
Does having Alan Basedwick in the booth make up for Cheever and Goodyear?
Will Power just got cucked by Alex Rossi.
Crazy how they guys are just as bad at the first turn and turn 7? as I am in video games
>>67579928
No idea
I only watched a few races in ABC
Marty Reid is pretty boring to listen desu
No emotion at all
>>67579928
>tfw when not getting to hear Cheever remind Goodyear he's actually won the Indy 500
>>67579928
No. The only thing best wick has going for him is that he isn't Leigh Diffey. Nothing can save us from the Cheever-Goodyear shit brigade
>>67579960
The funny thing is, if it was F1 like 5-6 drivers would cut turn one for "safety" but in indycar its better just to plow the apex
POWER BTFO
CAN'T BE BOSSY TO THE ROSSI
>>67579979
>goodyear on suicide watch after that
>>67579928
I just want to strangle Cheever, that's all I can think about
>>67579379
Montoyeah!
>cheever
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>67579869
I just got a Russian roommate. He confirmed my suspicions that Alotion is not the proper pronunciation.
>all those reality shows, lewis & clark
Do muricans actually watch them?
>>67579928
No. Cheever & Goodyear need to be retired from broadcasting IMMEDIATELY.
>>67580076
BRING BACK PAUL PAGE
>>67580088
Where is Paul? retired?
or still on NHRA?
>indy gp
>european like circuit
yeah ok
>>67580068
Middle aged, old people, and/or dumb people with nothing to do in their lives. Also a lot of these shows bring in some ad money or product placement shit. The shows usually go into syndication too, meaning they just keep going on as reruns on other channels.
>>67580101
he's doing the Indy 500 radio broadcast I think
>>67580101
Paul Page is being brought back for this year's Indy 500, but is going to retire after it.
>>67580101
What was up with all the sparks on Hinch's car for the first few laps?
dat dixon pass
itt autosport
>>67580131
Hes too low hes gonna end up underweight
>>67580130
not the TV broadcast though
Who /actuallyattendingthe500/ here?
>Castroneves 21st
what happened
>>67580115
Be thankful it's not a Tilke circuit
>>67580115
right turns = european
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC
WEWWW SIDE BY SIDE, WHY CAN'T NBC DO THIS ON MORE THAN THE FIRST AND LAST STINTS
>>67580170
Here. Snake pit in the morning, race in the afternoon. Gonna be a long day.
>>67580151
Because enough material is going to be scraped off of the skid block, right?
>>67580154
I heard it was going to be for the TV broadcast, but that might've changed.
>>67580170
I wish I could, but I'm a poorfag from Commiefornia.
Also, it sounds like Bestwick wants to fucking kill Cheever on the mic.
>>67580199
They actually went thru each qualifying session with no commercials this morning which was a nice change
>>67580213
Yeah that's what happened to Rahal during qualy.
I literally can't contain my disgust over the concept of having commercials during a live race. Or more the fact that broadcasters feel it to be necessary to push product at every possible moment
fuck
>>67580199
There was an F1 practice (maybe qualifying?) session a couple races ago that was broadcast without commentary. Just engine noises, basically. Maximum comfy 10/10.
>>67580170
Sup
Got the same tickets in stand A our family has had for a few years now. Good view of turn 1 and the short chute and great view of the top qualifier puts so always a chance to scope out wags and witness will power's crew choking at least once per race
>>67580213
>Because enough material is going to be scraped off of the skid block, right?
incoming failed post race inspection. those victim families of the canadian fires won't be getting much money donated to them
Guys did you hear the Indy 500 is coming up?
Its going to be great, coming up soon! The classic Indy 500, and here is last years Indy 500 winner Montoya!
>>67580291
On the nbc live extra app you can always watch fp1 and fp3 without commentary
>>67580290
We all know the feel finbro
>>67580290
In the USA they try to share the expense of running a race team with the fans as opposed to F1 where only multibillion dollar companies can field an F1 team.
So it's more egalitarian. and also more inconvenient for fans.
it's just a tradeoff. Neither one is right or wrong.
>>67580329
They wouldn't be getting much anyway. Even if Hinch won the race, the most he would make is like $15,000.
>>67580339
Yeah but what about indy 500 practice did you know hinchcliffe had a bad crash last year, did you?
>>67580339
Contain your aspergers binland
Newgarden got a grid penalty for his car being overweight (announcer just said that)?
wtf, is thin privilege behind this?
Rossi is kicking ass today
>>67580353
What the fuck are you talking about. Commercials every 2 minutes isn't convenient to me at all
>>67580339
Don't make me filter the Finnish flag again. All of your posts are the worst in every racing thread I've ever been in.
>Maximum Chilton
>7th
Neato.
>>67580391
I said inconvenient, sperglord.
>>67580339
At least ABC hasn't gone full-retard and have Cheever claim that this race is "Practice" for the Indy 500.
>>67580379
Underweight. ABC have awful commentators.
>>67580380
Good to see it honestly.
>>67580406
A monkey could run 7th in a Chip Ganassi Racing car.
There goes Juan's race
>>67580353
>they try to share the expense of running a race team with the fans
The fuck is this
>>67580443
shit.
>>67580379
pretty sure it was underweight, you should know that race cars have a minimum weight
>>67580444
Looks like trips to me
>>67580436
>At least ABC hasn't gone full-retard and have Cheever claim that this race is "Practice" for the Indy 500.
Lmao actually he did say that Tagliani and Chaves were getting practice for the 500 by participating in this one.
>>67580492
Fuck.
I was forced to watch the abc stream because ESPN is a greedy b*tch and only airs the race on ESPN Play (shitty online player that requires signing up with your local TV provider)
Why even live?
>>67580536
>TFW I'm at a Donut Shop that has free Wi-Fi and I can use ESPN Play
Rossi up to p6 absolute madman!
>>67580585
The problem isnt that i don't have wi-fi
The problem is my wi-fi is pleb-tier
I've heard commentary for Rfactor "Races" that's better than this shit.
>>67580536
I'm watching it in espn2, on my tv
>>67580585
Why are you at a donut shop in the afternoon?
>>67580485
thanks
>>67580436
of course, that's why it confused me so much
>>67580642
Here in PY there's nothing
It repeats at 21 on ESPN+
What do you guys do during the commercials? (non side by side ones). I contimplate suicide
>>67580626
Ouch... Well, that's why I'm not at my house watching this race. I feel your pain Paraguay bro.
>>67580646
Because it's a 24-Hour one?
>>67580646
In Canada just over the border. I guess the IP resolves to the US. Does that explain it?
>>67580668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAihXcMpvz8
>>67580669
Shit-Post with y'all.
>>67580669
I switch over to NASCAR
>>67580672
>>67580676
But who eats donuts at this time of the day???
that black daughter was qt
>>67580669
Coursework, make food or tea if i need it, j one out, contemplate existence
in that order
>>67580629
Yesterday i downloaded CART Factor btw
Super sweet desu
>>67580684
And that's what i'm watching
Indy 500 is coming soon
Just 2 weeks until the Indy 500 only here on NBC
Are you guys gonna watch the Indy 500? Here in Indiana!
>>67580669
I play video games. Contemplating suicide is an automatic function for me that happens all the time
>>67580705
Time?
Since when there's a "time" for eating donuts?
>>67580705
Why does time of day matter when parking in donut eating?
>>67580709
thought you were watching it in that shitty espn thing
Indy 500
>>67580669
Browse my cellphone and check the thread
>>67580721
It's on ABC you dolt, that's why they have to keep drilling it into us
>>67580721
I will. Watching Pic Related fuck up gives me hope.
>>67580705
Somebody that partied too hard and slept in until noon? Also, they make fresh stuff every 4 hours or so.
>>67580773
>implying they weren't also mentioning it every 5 minutes on NBC broadcasts
Please don't tell me they're gonna throw a yellow flag for a fucking wall peeling off
>>67580669
I check my testicles for cancer
>>67580742
>>67580750
Das true
>>67580785
True also, just curious to your donut eating habits
Morning and midnight are my prime donut times
I think Cheever and Goodyear get an erection every time the Indy 500 is mentioned
>cory matthews
>>67580709
CART Factor is GOAT in rF1, shit in GSCE.
>phoenix
>michigan
>iowa
>kansas
>milwaukee
>fontana
>jacarepagua
Some of the NASCAR ovals get silly and fun too
>>67580829
They've done it for less, I won't hold my breath
>>67580829
Well, it is indeed the Indianapolis 500 track!
Has to be in good shape for the Indy 500 in just two weeks on the Indianapolis Brickyard!
Yellow for somebody trying to shortcut
If another 500 plug on return from commercial I will suicide
IN DEE AN APPLE ISS FIVE HUNDRED!!!!!!!!
PUT THAT XFINITY BACK ON
>>67580862
>hanford racing at fontana
I came
Also random NASCAR on youtube stream
Remember the Indy 500 is coming guys
>>67580898
FUUUUUUCK, nice shitposting with you lads
>>67580898
Grid will be set for the Indy 500 just next week!
Then two weeks from now, presented by Firestone, INDY FIVEHUNDRED, THE ONE HUNDREDTH!!
>>67580867
It's supposed to be the biggest race in the country and hardly anyone watches it. Disney wants those dollarydoos
The Indycar on ABC theme is high octane nostalgia fuel
>>67580704
Well that race is over now and it was boring as fuck.
>>67580851
And?
>>67580860
Cheever because he won it when no one of note was competing and Goodyear because he technically was first on the road one year, but didn't actually win it.
>>67580908
>>67580898
"You just don't know what Indy means."
>>67580925
Goddamn, I remember those races from my childhood.
>>67580962
Not as much as The Delta Force Theme on Indy 500 raceday IMO.
Some bullshit is gonna happen to Pag and we'll have Charlie Kimball winning
>>67581007
sexiest race cars ever
>Hinchtown
The thing i miss the most about espn latin america:
"Anote Pombo, Anote"
PAGENAUD BTFO
GO HINCH
>>67581034
I'm down with that. My brother is friend's with his dad.
>>67581035
Fuck yes!
What happened to Juan?
THE 100TH INDY 500 IS COMING UP LADS
Inb4 Daly crashes but whines that it isn't his fault
>>67581117
Preparing to defend his Indy 500 victory. Will he be able to win the Indy 500 two times in a row? That would be his third win of the Indy 500.
Nice arca-length caution here
>still sweeping
>>67581117
blend line violation
>Daly in 2nd
Why hasn't his car caught fire yet?
Shitposting aside wtf is it with the Indy 500?
Its alright but there are so many other oval races and the forced hype is honestly so fucking insane
Did you know the Indy 500 is coming up? Qualifying for the Indy 500 next week!!
>>67581255
Because muh American Classic
>>67581255
the series is named after it so of course they are going to shill it hardcore
>>67581255
>Shitposting aside
>continues to shitpost
Never change binland
>>67581255
Because you touch yourself
It's the 100th running, so they're promoting is super heavily this year. I live in Indy, and there are billboards and whatnot all over for it.
Will we ever go green?
Another endless yellow flag
Why indycar?
btw does anybody has a live stream of Gaora (the broadcaster of indycar in animeland)
>>67581255
The Indy 500 is like the Kentucky Derby for American Motorsport; It's been around forever and it captured the hearts and minds of old people.
It helps that the Speedway itself is unique compared to other ovals and requires a different driving technique to go fast.
>>67581361
There's usually one up during the 500. Not sure if there are easy ways to access their livestreams for the other races.
>>67581335
>>67581337
Indycar evidently doesn't have enough Track workers or something
Cautions run way too long, even at ovals
penske btfo
>>67581383
I think i need a japanese proxy or some shit
Indiana born boy leads in Indy what does this mean for the Indy 500 on ABC later this month?
These commentators are so fucking bored
I thought they were just btfo because Americans never lead but now an American is leading and theyre still fucking uninterested
truly spectacular
Indy 500 coming up though, I cannot wait for that one!!
Anyone else watching the Indianpolis race? Am I the only one that's bothered by how empty the stands are?
You can never truly understand the 500 until you've seen it in person.
>I don't know he had for breakfast but he´s really on
Best commentary line 2k16
>>67581423
>Anyone else watching the Indianpolis race?
Lol wut
>>67581423
It shouldn't bother anyone it is expected. They are charging Indy 500 prices (which are retarded as is but still.not as bad as daytona 500 prices yet) for a race on the boring road course
Do you realize /sp/?
>>67581468
How much per ticket?
So they race this road course just to hype up the 100th Indy 500? Will they still have this race five years from now?
Whoa indy 500 is this month?
>>67581389
Jean Girard made a pretty nice move up the inside going into Turn 1 IMO.
>>67581410
If Daly wins this he's going to get some media coverage, but Ed Carpenter is the "Local" that most will follow at Indy. Kimball also really starts driving well at Indy too.
>>67581416
Blame ABC Sports. They're stuck with this race and the St. Petersburg opener until 2018 and it's highly likely NBC Sports is going to get the new TV Contract.
>>67581468
Nobody givs a fuck about this race; Thelocals only care about 'Muh indy 500" and even then, the Speedway has gouged out the prices for everything so damn much that about half of the fans aren't going to come back next year.
>>67581483
They had it 5 years ago, so I'm guessing yes
>>67581431
He had some carbon-fired smithfield bacon
>>67581481
About Tree Fiddy.
>>67581483
No. I was just explaining this to my gf.
Up until now, the ENTIRE month of may was only about the Indy 500. So there was rookie licensing, practice, qualifying. It was this long drawn out spectacle that most people didn't care about, except maybe bump day.
They inserted this extra race into the schedule to make it more interesting.
This is way better than it used to be, trust me.
>>67581483
They've been racing it for a few years now. If the series ever recovers and actually grows I'd hope they stop racing it in favor of a better track
>>67581255
>100th running of one of the oldest motorsport events, 1/3 of the triple crown
>Durr why r dey excited
>>67581537
I miss the month of May in the CART era
>no rookie foreign driver with a 3 year old chassis trying to qualify
NO ROSSI
WHY
>>67581572
don't forget the indy-only engines (aka fastest timebombs ever)
>>67581483
It's like putting a Band-Aid on a leper. The series is fucked, the 500 is fucked, so run a race on the roadcourse to make some noise and delay
>>67581572
>No outsider teams with "Stock-Block" pushrod engines trying to qualify
>No chassis allowed outside of Dallara's flying DW12
THE MONTH OF MAY
>>67581559
True, it is indeed the Indianapolis 500! It is coming up in just two weeks. Qualifying just next week!
>>67581589
Fugg I miss those Menard's cars running stupid Buick engines that would win the pole but then make a big splosion by the 10th lap
>The Indy 500 starts 30 minutes after the Nürburgring 24h ends
just kill me now already
>>67581612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSzgwCql_mo
>dat jerry punch speech about brabham
why did they ever thinkk putting him in the booth was a good idea?
>>67581613
You better not forget spurdo
Montoya is stuck behind fucking Andretti.
When are they finally going to get rid of Andretti? Rahal is the only second generation racer worth a damn in this series.
>>67581619
>>67581627
could go for some white rum right now desu, none of that shit though. get me some DonQ stat
>>67581497
>ABC Sports
It's all ESPN now, ABC Sports hasn't existed in years. They did away with it when Disney bought ESPN and essentially merged the two. I miss the old ABC sports tho. ESPN doesn't care about racing and never has.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X46Rnpb9l6s
>OH SHIT NEW 30 FOR 30 ABOUT CLEVELAND
>>67581660
If it wasnt for his name, Marco would've faded to Hildebrand levels of obscurity
>>67581644
Off topic but is David Brabham still scamming people or is he using the money to get lawyers for his child raping brother?
>>67581613
>the country of Finland when there's something to look forward to besides cold weather, autism, and alcoholism
>>67581666
Such a GOAT livery.
>>67581693
Looks good.
dixon wins lol
>>67581719
Indy 500
>>67581754
No pls no
>>67581754
Unless Ganassi orders Chilton to deliberately cause a caution, I'm not seeing it happen today.
More like Godenaud
How the fuck did Pagenaud pull that gap jesus christ
>>67581848
>>67581858
Girard wants to really fucking win at Indy, that's why.
>Montoya now leads
>>67581771
Why do people not like Dixon? Cause he's boring?
He came over to my aunt's house for dinner when I was like 13, my aunt was his PR lady or whatever back then when he drove for PacWest, so I've always liked him
>>67581899
Cuz he's a whiner when things don't go his way
>>67581899
Because he's supposedly "Boring" and wins races in an equally "Boring" manner.
>>67581943
Fair. But what driver isn't?
HAHA TIME FOR COMMERCIALS
I need to find a more fun motorsport to watch. Indy and F1 are so boring.
>>67581992
Based Sato is always happy
>>67581858
>Finland with an actually relevant discussion
>>67582025
But he is not an Indy 500 winner
>>67582018
Global rallycross might be more your speed, champ
>>67582025
Based Sato is in fact, based
>>67582018
This was a particularly boring Indy race. Constantly fun motorsports don't really exist newfreind
>>67582018
Please Watch Our Sport
>>67582071
>2003
>>67582035
He was a lap away from winning it one year... Then he fucked up by going for a gap that didn't exist.
>>67582071
NASCAR stopped being a sport when the latest changes to The Chase and the "Caution Clock" were introduced.
>>67582018
This is too boring for you? Try Monster Jam.
Prostenaud
>>67582054
I've been watching F1 since 1991. It was pretty good. Ever since people like Hamliton started it just went downhill from there.
Thank god there's less than 10 laps left in this.
>>67582090
>He was a lap away from winning it one year... Then he fucked up by going for a gap that didn't exist.
Epic Sato
>>67582090
That gap existed but Franchitti squeezed it off
>>67582119
You sound miserable
>>67582071
I watch daytona, talladega and bristol. Everything else is boring filler.
>>67582087
That's a legendary moment you fool. Is this better?
>>67582090
Caution clock is only in the truck series
>>67582151
>Caution clock is only in the truck series
For niw. With France in charge you know it will happen.
Also post the webm of kyle Busch interview with ambrose's victory burn out behind him
>>67582151
For now. Brian "Fucktard" France is going to force into the Sprint Cup any day now at this rate.
>>67582151
NASCAR is only good for lulz, once it gets to the last 10 laps there is guaranteed 3+ cautions. Complete meme series now
>>67582195
>>67582197
>FranceMind
>>67582151
>>67582151
Insanely close ending. Could you imagine ramming in F1, the stewards would literally explode.
>>67582151
>allow competitors to deliberately take each other out
> American 'sport'
2 LAPS TO GO
So where is the next race?
>>67582195
>>67582197
>I hate what they might do in the future
I doubt it, fans have done nothing but complain about it since they've announced it.
I don't have that webm
>>67582246
>overtaking too much leads to you losing your job
>yuro """"""sport"""""
And prostenaud wins again
>>67582246
Simon wins again. Yawn
>>67582151
I wish Ambrose would come back for the road courses. He was GOAT at road courses in nascar.
>>67582246
>implying it was deliberate
>imolying there wasnt oil on the track on that last lap
>implying you understand short track racing
>implying btcc isnt just as aggro.
Is Penske the JGR of Indy Car?
Based Pagenaud 3 in a row. Hope that mexican anon that hates him is doing alright
>>67582267
I coulda sworn I remember seeing a competition yellow in a NASCAR race not long ago
>>67582278
What are you on about?
>>67582246
>have a "no touching" rule
>sport
??????
>>67582211
Even the drivers bitch about that. It is what it is.
>>67582291
Epic trolling m8
>>67582301
Hendrick. Ganassi is the Gibbs.
>>67582278
>>67582291
>>67582287
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