On TV

>>67566864
>German ""humour""

>>67566853
in manchester

>>67566853
midtable

>>67566864
haha oh man, upboated

Folded. They'll fold under all the debt and become Forrest v2

Coca cola championship

>>67566864
I genuinely lol'd, Hans

>>67566961
This.
Wishing this happens.

>>67566875
Hilarious desu lad

>>67567000
You now remember the fizzy pop league

>>67566853
Al Manchesterabi Abu Unitedala.

>>67566853
Relocated to London.

>>67566853
champions or relegated

>>67566961
debt dont matter shit

on topic, they'll get a manager who gets them consistent title challenges but they wont be european force yet.

administration

Hopefully relegated.

national league

>>67567306
>Russian """banter"""

>>67566853

somewhere in the top 4

Anchored in a solid upper-midtable position, between 3rd and 7th.

>Woodward

Relocated to the anus end of London where all their "fans" are

>>67566853
Bottom half of the table. They'll be in full Mourinho burn down by then.

>>67574356
PADDY
O
W
E
R

rising back up after the complete shitshow of a meltdown that will be Mourinho's 2.5 years, during which he will be banned several times, will accuse the refs of match-fixing, will be caught betting on football, will lose in the semis of all cup competitions and come 3rd, 5th, and headed towards 8th in the PL, and fuck Ryan Gigg's brother's wife.

Only two things can happen

Either they are celebrating 3 titles in 5 years
or
Desperately fighting Southampton and West Ham for Europa League spots.

>>67566853
I wont.

>hire Mourinho this summer after keeping him waiting
>Mourinho makes cryptic joke in first conference about how he was starting to think he didn't want the job after having been kept waiting
>Manchester United fans elated (same people who said he is not the right kind of manager for United a few years ago)
>Ryan Giggs is furious he isn't manager
>Mourinho organises a team that looks like a Mourinho team
>start grinding out 1-0s, in contention for Top Four
>play even uglier than Chelsea
>Giggs goes along with it
>a blip in form happens, as they always do
>United fans have meltdown about how the problem is that the Mourinho isn't playing the Manchester United way
>Giggs' friends Scholes, Ferdinand and G Neville start giving Mourinho public advice in the press
>bad form continues
>public advice continues
>Mourinho tells one of the has-beens to shut up
>has beens criticise Mourinho openly
>Giggs makes faces at TV cameras during matches
>bad form continues
>everyone laughing at how United spent all this money and are still shit
>pressure comes when they realise they have no chance of winning the league and they have a decent end to the season, clinching a Europa League spot
>repeat x1 but add a league cup win
>terrible start to the next season
>dressing room meltdown
>Giggs still hasn't been sacked despite having been an obviously bad dressing room influence for many years
>Rio Ferdinand fuming about chips
>everyone fucking Giggs' brother's wife
>Mourinho sacked
>team left in even worse shape than when he took over

Screencap this.