TEN:Green-Beckham slowed by hamstring issue
JAC:Jaguars lock up second-round LB Myles Jack
SD:Vegas mayor: Chargers are our backup option
FA:Report: 'Fins have discussed Hall, Cromartie
NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
MIN:Vikes' Laquon Treadwell inks his rookie deal
FA:Dashon Goldson visiting the Rams on Thursday
PHI:No. 2 overall pick Wentz signs rookie deal
DEN:C.J. Anderson still expected to be lead back
MIA:Dolphins will use 'hot hand' at running back?
NYG:Vacchiano: Rashad Jennings 'likely workhorse'
NYG:Paul Perkins not heavily involved as rookie?
>Canada in charge of generals
Ravens
>>67566331
>that webm
I take it that is meant to be done alot faster?
>>67566331
And to think this ugly snarkletooth looking ass spook won the Heisman over McCaffrey
Reminder that even Thomas Brady's center things that he is a fucking cheater
>>67566331
Titans fan here
God that is awful footwork, am scared
>>67566387
Yet another quality post by the lions spammer!
reminder if youre not NEET than you dont know shit about football
also tony romo is elite (both statistically and objectively FACT.)
>>67566400
You know comparing Romo to Montana and Marino is like comparing Pineapples to cucumbers? Fuck off pinhead Larry
>>67566394
Don't be, that guy is going to grind up defenses
>>67566458
in the recent era only Rodgers, Brees, Peyton and Brady have been comparable
this is especially impressive considering injuries and that most of the teams he has been on were not very talented
>>67566384
>quotefrommansuspended.png
Aaron Rodgers
This is a reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles have NEVER won a Super Bowl and NEVER will.
>>67566400
Where is Tom brady?
>>67566492
What's the point of a big body if you can't dance a bit?
Pretty sure that's why Bettis was so successful. Didn't he take ballet classes?
>>67566586
Bettis had much better balance and was shiftier. Henry is going to be a battering ram.
>>67566578
>>67566331
Semi-pro football player here.
Judging from the webm I should seriously consider attending the next NFL tryout if this guy is literally a drafted player.
>>67566557
Gay
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 66% 34 TDs 9 INTs 4,100 yards
Matt Stafford 61% 27 TDs 15 INTs 4,200 yards
Jay Cutler 60% 23 TDs 13 INTs 3,700 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 64% 16 TDs 12 INTs 3,500 yards
NFC East
Eli Manning 63% 37 TDs 11 INTs 4,400 yards
Tony Romo 67% 29 TDs 8 INTs 3,900 yards
Kirk Cousins 62% 24 TDs 14 INTs 3,800 yards
Sam Bradford 60% 10 TDs 8 INTs 1,600 yards
Carson Wentz 59% 16 TDs 9 INTs 2,800 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 65% 32 TDs 14 INTs 4,500 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 25 TDs 12 INTs 4,100 yards
Cam Newton 58% 27 TDs 14 INTs 4000 yards
Jameis Winston 62% 27 TDs 17 INTs 4,200 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 69% 39 TDs 10 INTs 4,000 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 30 TDs 12 INTs 4,400 yards
Jared Goff 60% 19 TDs 13 INTs 3,300 yards
Colin Kaepernick 58% 6 TDs 13 INTs 1,300 yards
Blaine Gabbert 61% 14 TDs 12 INTs 2,400 yards
AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 63% 33 TDs 13 INTs 4,900 yards
Andy Dalton 64% 28 TDs 12 INTs 4,100 yards
Joe Flacco 60% 25 TDs 15 INTs 3,600 yards
RG3 62% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,600 yards
AFC East
Tom Brady 64% 24 TDs 4 INTs
Ryan Tannehill 63% 27 TDs 13 INTs
Geno Smith 60% 9 TDs 8 INTs 1,300 yards
Bryce Petty 62% 12 TDs 10 INTs 1900 yards
Tyrod Taylor 61% 24 TDs 15 INTs 3,600 yards
AFC South
Blake Bortles 60% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,200 yards
Andrew Luck 62% 30 TDs 15 INTs 4,600 yards
Marcus Mariota 64% 21 TDs 9 INTs 3,600 yards
Brock Osweiler 60% 17 TDs 10 INTs 3,500 yards
AFC West
Derek Carr 64% 34 TDs 11 INTs 4,300 yards
Phillip Rivers 63% 30 TDs 15 INTs 4,700 yards
Alex Smith 66% 26 TDs 8 INTs 3,700 yards
Paxton Lynch 60% 22 TDs 14 INts 3,600 yards
Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?
>>67567501
Yes he fucked a black man before his wife got the chance
>>67566957
>Mariota
>Tied for 2nd in league for fewest ints
I'm okay with this
>>67567690
Mainly because he's not gonna throw much.
>>67566370
Yes he should be a lot faster and more graceful
Henry is a tank and was able to succeed in college as a result, in professional the dodging and cutting as an RB becomes more important
>>67568309
didnt he end up averaging something like 34 attempts a game?
not really game manager tire
of course that can change if they improve the run game
>>67568405
They plain on running the ball a shit ton. that's why I had him so low on the INTs.
>>67566400
Its funny Marinos name is on there because Tony Romo is modern day Marino, padded stats and no rings
>>67568433
Marino dropped off a shit ton after the first few years
Romo has mostly stayed consistent
Romo >> marino
>>67566394
Hello fellow Titansbro. Don't worry about that shit, hes a huge rb, theres gonna be some issues. His 40 time is still incredible for his size. Murray will take him under his wing too.
Does anybody see a huge improvement with the Tits this year with their decent offseason and great draft? Im incredibly siced desu. I think they'll win 7 games this year, which is more than ive seen since 8-8 with VY. Sad when 7-9 seems exciting...
why did he get snubbed so hard senpai?
>>67568640
Y'all will win 9 or 10
>my face when "people" actually think that the Philadelphia Eagles will not make a deep playoff run simply because they parrot their Orson Welles memes non-stop on a Latvian Pansexual Gender Identification forum
Some bottom of the barrel shitty Euro Soccer team: Leicester City FC [Think 25 times worse than the Cleveland Browns] just won their league (the English Premier league) after starting the season with 5000:1 odds of taking the chip
The Vegas Odds of The Philadelphia Eagles doing the same in the National Football League? 65:1
L.M.Fucking.A.O. /sp/ isn't ready
>Carson Wentz aka The Great White Hope, aka Blue Eyes White Dragon 2.0 aka First I BLEACHED Your Bitch Then I BLEACHED Your Wife aka The Next Brett Favre
>Sam Bradford (error)
>Zach Ertz (a top 4 TE he will put up 1300+YDs/9TDs)
>Jordan Matthews (Literally has Jerry Rice in his blood)
>Nelson Agholor (JMac clone 1000+YDs/8+TDs)
>Darren Sproles (the current NFL all purpose yards leader who will 100% not get any older unlike the entirety of the human population; black don't crack)
>Ryan Mathews (a first round pedigree HB)
>Brent Celek (a TE that can block better than any FB)
>Top 2 secondary in the NFC East
>Top 3 NFC LB corps
>Top 3 NFC DC
>Top 3 D-Line consisting of:
>DE Brandon "Break Your QB's Back Like a" Graham "Cracker"
>DT Fletcher "Big Black" Cox
>DT Bennie "Immovable object" Logan
and
>DE Connor "I taught J.J. Watt everything he knows" and "My hair gets bitches wetter than Katrina" Barwin
>Top 1 Safety Duo in the League consisting of:
>Malcolm "Punished elite" Jenkins (The best Safety in the National Football League)
and
>Rodney "Sleep tight Manny" Mcleod Jr. (an Earl Thomas Ed Reed hybrid)
Barring an occurrence of 32 statistical possibilities, there is literally no way the Eagles are missing the Super Bowl this season
The Philadelphia Eagles playoff-win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>67566630
How can I do this? Also, is it worth it?
>>67569788
Let's be serious for a second, Leicester would probably beat the shegals at football
>>67566331
People don't understand that he is 6-3 heavy as shit with a high center of gravity
Of course he won't be good in an agility drills
(But yes this will effect his on the field performance his best bet will be to run hard and crack heads)
>>67568951
literally who?
>>67569836
The eagles won 27 games the last 3 years with one of the worst HC GM in NFL history
They win 10 games, lost elite players like Desean Jackson who just had a career year, and Nick Files who got injured despite having a record breaking debut season
Won 10 more games dumped off more elite and stalwart players because of said shit GM (Charles Kelly) such as Todd Herremans, Lesean McCoy, and super bowl champ Evan Mathis,
and won 7 games essentially a double roster handicap with a shit HC OC and DC
The Dallas cowboys in that period with a non-meme team and an """"" elite""""" qb? 24 wins
I Think those LC foxes would have a better time beating dallas
whats the top 100s policy those who didnt play because of injury?
I know ap got in 14 but he still played a game
>>67570439
a top 60 player in the NFL
both statistically and objectively
>>67568951
i dont think you know what "getting snubbed" means
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best offence and a top 15 defense in the NFL will not win the NFC North
>Aaron Rodgers (objectively and statistically the GOAT, it isn't even debatable. 4500+YDs (1st in the north) and 38+TDs (1st in the NFL) MVP #3 lock)
>Jordy Nelson (a top 3 WR will be fully recovered from last seasons acl tear, 1400+YDs/12+TDs)
>Eddie Lacy (best RB in the North who will be 100% not obese, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1100+YDs/10+TDs/4.8+YPC)
>Randall Cobb (literally a prime Welker clone. top 3 pretty eyes in the league. will be freed up in the slot, 1100+YDS/10+TDs)
>Black "nigger" Rodgers (a top 22 TE already going into this season, great redzone threat, 400+YDs/5+TDs. Aarons gay lover)
>Jeff Janis (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football, future GOAT coming off an elite post season performance 750+YDs/6+TDs)
>Jared Abbrederis (one of the smartest players in football, good measurable, incredible upside, 400+YDs/3+TDs)
>Jared Cook (very athletic, high potential as a blocker and brings a lateral and breakaway threat R. Rodgers doesn't have, 400+YDs/3+TDs)
>John Kuhn (best FB in the NFL, PERIOD)
>Best secondary in the North
>Defensive genius mastermind that just led one of the greatest defences of all time
>Top 5 O-Line consisting of:
>LT: David "the runt" Bakhtiari
>LG: Josh Sitton
>C: Corey "the kid" Linsley
>RG: T.J. Lang
>RT: Bryan "the whale" Bulaga
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Packers are missing the Super Bowl this season
The Green Bay Packers' SB-win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Literally no lateral movement ability
>>67571843
isnt he like 6'3? dat dere center of gravity
>>67571843
man, it must suck being over 6f2
>>67571743
Abbrederis won't make the 53
>>67572985
pls no
rodgers and fans like him and he was more than serviceable in a corps that was less than
>>67573254
Nelson, Cobb, Montgomery, Davis are sure locks
Janis was clutch and a special teams ace, arguably the best ST player in the league besides Lockett
Adams had a weak second year but is a rnd 2 player who had a good rookie season
Abbrederis was trustworthy down the stretch but not enough and has injury concerns
>Bortles
>Carr
>Bridgewater
>Mariota
>Winston
>Goff
>Wentz
How will they rank 5 years from now?
So the tits drafted the next Darren mcfadden. At least they didn't spend a top 5 pick in him lol
>>67573547
Carr
Jameis
Bortles
Mariota
Wentz
Bridgewater
Goff
>>67573606
>winston
No. Dude will be Geno Smith tier in that time
>>67566331
What about non-Heisman Alabama Running Backs?
>>67573547
Bortles
Mariota
Carr
Wentz
Goff
Winston
Bridgewater
>tfw you're the only non-weeb Packers fan
>>67573689
I ain't no weeb
GB is poised for a spectacular year
>>67573570
Darren McFadden was never a bad RB famalam
the guy was just unlucky and had a bunch of injuries, once he got healthy for the cowboys he showed how good he was
>using last off seasons memes
>>67573758
tiki is that you?!?!?
want to come over my house and play yugioh cards
>>67573758
It's not a meme to me since I made it. It was just a post about how GB was poised for a spectacular year
>/sp/ would need to hit 65% over the next 5 years on 1000+ bets in order to justify disagreeing with me
>that will never happen
>i will always be objectively, statistically, and financially right
>/sp/ will always be objectively, statistically, and financially wrong
Feels fucking good
>>67573791
Not if you play that kozmo bullshit
Also I do not understand why you think I'm someone else, clearly I am Cowboys Dynasty, you can call me CD if you'd like
>>67573943
DELETE THIS
>>67573983
>you can call me CD if you'd like
CD's nuts nigga
>>67574010
1/10 nuts tbqh
>>67574010
Kek
tiki >>>rangers dynasty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this newfiggit
>>67574074
Tiki was only good for entertainment due to his delusion. Then the Cowpies got so rekt he turned in his fedora and said goodbye to the rat queen
>>67571743
>Defensive genius mastermind that just led one of the greatest defences of all time
You had me till there
>>67574111
Why does it come off that Dallas attracts all the white trash fans in the league?
>>67574190
cowboys have tons of spic fans imo
>>67574190
>white trash
You just mean trash. All the most ghetto ooga boogas are Cowpie fans as well
>>67566331
Andrew Whitworth has quicker feet
>>67574229
>imo
But, it's fact.
>>67574229
>>67574275
who has the pic of NFL Fans in Mexico?
>>67574151
He was also one of the most knowledgeable trips
>>67574231
I thought they liked the Raiders/Ravens and Iggles to a degree
>>67574328
Eh, not noticeably more than any others. He just looked up next level stats for cowboy shit and used it in error to support his delusions which turned out to be disasterously wrong 90% of the time. Only thing he managed to be accuarate on was McFadden's production
>>67574586
to be fair take away your team's starting qb, their #1 wr, and their #1 corner and are they nearly as good?
>>67574607
Scandrick wasn't gone for long was he? Also you should always assume Romo gets injured in predictions
since 2010 Rodgers + Nelson healthy = SB/AP MVP
>>67574607
And their #1 DT playing 16 games with a torn pectoral. And a key D line 3 tech rotational guy
>>67574631
Scandricks season was done before preseason. And Romo may always have an injury of some sort but he still plays games
>>67574811
Don't forget our best d lineman playing the season with a debilitating crack addiction
>>67574811
Dunno why I didn't remember that. They ended with pretty good pass D stats but that's likely due to making it a run game and their opponents
>>67574933
Crawford had a pectoral tear not a Crack addiction
>>67573689
I fucking hate weebs m8
>>67574965
Crawford isn't as good as Hardy, crack habit and locker room cancering notwithstanding. Crawford is probably the most overrated Cowboy of the last 10-15 years
>>67574952
They were just middle of the road in 2014 defensively. Turnovers were slim then just not as much as last year, but this defense hasn't played fully together the last few years. Let's see how the defense looks when Scandrick, Lee, Crawford, McClain, Hitchens and B Jones finally get to play together.
I expect if the defense plays a whole year together without much health incident, they can be MAYBE top 10 but most likely just outside it. Their turnover capabilities is average at best though.
But that's fine. With how powerful the offense looks ATM the Cowboys don't need a dominant defense, just a working one that is consistently above average, offense is the identity of the team.
Do the titans have a good o line? If not then I dont see why they'd get two down hill runners to go with their read option qb.
>>67575068
>how powerful the offense looks
That's assuming a healthy Romo and Dez which is a longshot. It also assumes the injury to Romo won't affect his game even tho he threw like 4 ints str8 before he got reinjured
Thoughts?
>>67575147
their tackles should be pretty gud
>>67575260
post this eagles offense and defense if you have PFF account
>>67573738
Idk, picking McFadden over Stewart, Rice and Forte was a typical Raidnigger move
>>67575249
dont like the colors or logo
probably wont maintain what they did last year
>>67575269
>>67575339
>>67575183
Romo plays more often than he is injured same with Dez so assuming they are going to play is the correct assumption. One year they have an injury doesn't mean it happens again the next year, especially considering Romo never has consecutive years where he plays less than 14 games a season.
Cowboys will most likely have a Top 3 offense in 2016
>>67575365
Cowboys now please thank you
Also >PFF
>>67575339
>agholor
fmsu
i was basically 100% accurate (in terms of pff ratings which are mostly only good for oline Dline TE DB) when it comes to offense
>johnson not elite
wtf breh post the chart for offensive tackles if you got them
>bradshit
ayyyy lmao thats why no one will take their qb ratings seriously
more analysis coming up
Remember when Tiki was spouting the whole "3 first round picks" shit and then all three played like shit?
>>67575368
>cowboys
>top 3
It is tiki. No one else could contain that much delusion
>>67575387
just an fyi, i like reading some of their stuff but i certainly don't agree with all of it, their "grades" of players are so out of context
>>67575484
Jones played well and Collins was ok
>>67575490
>>67575484
>Ravens fag trying to talk about 1st round picks
Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all next season
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back + Kendall Lang
> Mike Adams leads in Int again
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the next Jacoby Jones
> Allen will play like his rookie season.
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have the most yards and td passes
>>67575521
Jones is shit, that's why they're moving him to safety. Collins only started 11 games and that was because other players got hurt
>>67566331
>NE:Rob Gronkowski to grace 'Madden 17' cover
tfw he nukes his acl in the first game
>>67575544
youre just running out of banter arent you
>people unironically think Romo is elite
>>67575484
How did Jones and Collins play like shit? Or are you doing that whole "I interject my wrong opinion when no one asked" thing that everyone says you do
>>67566514
>impressive
>romo
pick none
>injuries
because no other team in the history of the NFL has ever had any injuries
>>67575524
>>67575490
These are their grades based off 2015 and not 2016 aren't they?
>>67575562
>jones is shit
He was decent
>>67568543
>Romo >> marino
>>67575654
it's projected lineups for 2016 based off what they did last year, obviously elliott didn't play last year so they don't have a grade for him
>>67575654
>delusion is building
I wonder when the fedorathreads will start
>>67575339
>>67575365
>bradford with a better rating than hicks, logan, and curry
jej
>>67575651
Quick, name a team in recent memory that had their starting
- QB
- WR
- CB
- DT
Injured in the same year.
Here I'll make it easier, which team in recent memory has had a top talent QB and top talent WR injured at the same time. Bonus points for how that teams record turned out
>>67575490
What about GB Packers?
>>67575725
Ravens count?
Put your trip back on oldbay
>>67575695
Yeah I can see its only taking 2015 into account which is pretty stupid tbqh but it's PFF and they do stupid things a lot
>>67575484
why aren't baseball players trim and fit?
they should not be fat as fuck like that guy who was the 3rd person out
nigga would be faster around the bases
or can people with less body fat not hit the ball as well
>>67575758
Besides Flacco who all did they lose?
>>67575706
to be fair if this season has taught me anything average qb's like fitz and bortles can have their numbers inflated tremendously by great receivers.
jordan matthews is aight but he shouldn't be the primary option
>>67575651
>>67575692
#SHOOK
probably just a pittnigger who's afraid of the dynasty that will surpass their 6* (implying roided and rigged wins matter)
>>67575544
Yeah, Ogden, Ray Lewis, Suggs, Reed, Ngata, McCalister, Mosley, Flacco, Jamal Lewis, Heap, Grubbs, Smith, and Boulware all suck...
>>67575551
don't you have some black lives matter rally to be at?
>>67575792
all literal whos
>>67575725
As if they were going to go positive without Romo anyway
>>67575764
Because baseball takes no effort to play. You show up to practice, throw a ball around, stretch, coaches hit some dingers to you to practice your fielding, you go up and practice your hitting, maybe run one lap around the field, and boom your done
>>67575758
>>67575792
>Flacco
>SSS
>Forsett
>Jimmy Smith is always injured
suggs isn't a DT but he's more important than any defensive player the cowboys lost, plus perriman never played, gilmore got injured, monroe was injured (starting tackle)
they had something like 6 offensive starters out
>>67575792
Casual detected
>>67575762
>I'm the only one who thinks you're a dumbass
my trip is always on /sp/, just accept that everyone thinks you suck
>>67575792
Steve Smith, Suggs, Davis, etc.
Lost more people than anyone I believe.
>>67575484
Jones was pretty good and Collins was decent
>>67575562
no they are moving him to safety cause that's where he is the best
>>67575816
You do know I can find out what neighborhood you stay at and smack the shit out of you right?
>>67575764
the great players players are in shape (;
>>67575876
The top 4 injured teams were prob GB, NE, Dallas, and Balt
>>67575816
>he lists players from milleniums past to make himself feel better about his team being the cucks of the Top 10 this year not to mention the completely shit injured wr they wasted it on last year
At least you got all those 4s
>>67575915
Internet threats are taken seriously, enjoy your stay in the pokey nigger
>>67575924
>>67575876
Ravens had 20 players on IR, got so bad especially in the secondary they were signing niggers who were out of the NFL and working at McDonald's
>>67575849
Okay so Ravens had comparable injuries to the cowboys. Although Suggs is not more important than Crawford (who was a big reason the Cowboys were a top 10 run defensive team in 2104) and Scandrick together.
Also no one has a hate boner for the Ravens like they do the cowboys. besides the Ravens fully healthy aren't as good of a team as the Cowboys when healthy
>>67575923
the rivalry's getting a little lopsided on the aesthetics side i think
>>67575969
Hahah holy fuck old gay really is a snitch faggot. Why don't you get him banned too faggot?
>>67575985
i can't really talk shit at the moment though since we're shit this year and benching pablo was the best move they made in years
>>67575975
>this whole post
>>67575975
>cowboys are a good team when healthy
when will this meme end?
>>67575975
Ravens have gotten way further in the playoffs so it would seem you'rr wrong
>>67575975
>the ravens have a winning record against every team in the NFCE
I fail to see your point
>>67575985
The Boston Red Memes really do make it easy to make fun of them. Those Sandoval and Price contracts are two of the worst in all of sports history
>>67575975
but jimmy smith/matt elam being out plus suggs is way more important than anyone the cowboys lost on defense
the cowboys didn't lose tyron smith or mcfadden either
>>67576012
hopefully bogaerts will miss the all star game again
>>67576049
don't forget rick "117 million grapes" porcello
>I rate Old Gay
>>67576033
>>67576025
>>67576024
Hey so how did the Ravens do in 2014 compared to the cowboys when both teams weren't as injured riddled?
>>67576086
The exact same. Lost in the divisional round in one possession games
>>67576083
Just because the Ravens and Cowboys didn't have the same injuries happen on the same positions doesn't mean they take priority over anyone else. I'll disagree with your opinion that Ravens lost more important pieces than the Cowboys, it's your opinion and you are welcome to it. Besides this whole which team was more injured is moot anyway, no team is going to do as well with their star QB out, unless you are coached by Belichick.
>>67576134
Guess this means superb owl 51 is going to be Cowboys vs Ravens
With Cowboys winning of course
>>67576083
>don't forget rick "117 million grapes" porcello
>muh 5 aces
lol never change 4th place Red Sox
>>67576187
Cowboys will never get past GB so don't waste your money
>>67576187
>I'll disagree with your opinion that Ravens lost more important pieces than the Cowboys
That's because you are stupid
>>67576214
They won't have to since GB won't get past the wildcard round.
>>67576187
If I'm not mistaken... Wasn't both Ravens and Cowboys games last season were only a 1 possession or a field goal kick from a win?
>>67576237
>he unironically thinks Dallas is better than GB
GB has a better offense and a better defense. Your chances are very low
>>67576280
you're very mistaken
>>67576280
Every Ravens loss except for the Chiefs and Seahawks games were by less than 7 points IIRC, Steve Smith also dropped like 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter including what would have been game winners in Denver and Oakland
Now that Tiki has been thoroughly BTFO, whats next for /nlf/?
Is Andy Dalton elite?
>>67576506
/nfl/ is a perpetual motion machine run by a constant cycle of tiki's delusions being shit down
Is OBJ a hall of famer?
>>67576517
Why is he doing the classic Big Guy/Bane pose? Dalton is a midget
>>67576610
more like hall of flamer lmao
>>67575985
That better be hair at the front if his stomach and not more stretch marks
![1457730740585[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JkTgn0g.png "1457730740585[1].png")
>>67576681
>6' 2"
>midget
But you're right, maybe if he grew a few inches he'd be as elite as Flacco with these record-breaking numbers.
> 0-4 is ahead of us Jimmy!
>>67576725
They don't call him Kung Fu Panda for nothing
>>67576776
6'2 is King Manlet height, maybe if he wasn't such a midget he'd have a playoff win to his name
OFFICIAL NFL HALL OF SHAME TEAM
>QB: Manziel
>RB:
>WR1: Josh Gordon
>WR2:
>WR3:
>TE: Aaron Hernandez
>O-line:
>D-Line:
>LB:
>S:
>CB:
Fill in the blanks, /nfl/
>>67573689
me too senpai
>marcus cannon remains a patriot
>>67576844
>RB: Trent Richardson
>D-Line: Greg Hardy
>>67576844
just fill it with browns players
>>67576920
is trent richardson the only player who actually got worse AFTER he left the browns
>>67576844
Sheldon Richardson?
>>67576844
>QB Manziel
>RB Joseph Randle
>WR Josh Gordon
>WR Justin Blackmon
>WR Martavius Bryant
>TE Hernandez (know he's suspended but he is a murderer and shot his buddy in the face on "mistake)
>OL ?
>DL Donkeykong Suh
>LB Randy Gregory
>CB ?
>S Will Hill
>last year it was queefs and cowshits
>this year its ratbirds and cowshits
>>67577031
You really shouldn't be using such a blasphemous trip
>>67576844
nah starter Vick
RB Philips
>>67577119
you should really leave your basement
>>67577031
shitposters?
lions were up there for a while but they calmed down mostly
>>67577136
fuckin rekt
>>67577031
tiki is the only cowpoke shitting up the thread and the eagles, raiders and pats have been worse than both the cowboys and ravens combined
>>67576844
dont forget aldon "tree smasher" smith
>>67577141
Enjoy your stay in hell heathen
>>67577153
Don't forget the lions
So when's AP's "random" drug test?
>>67577029
Pretty accurate list. I'd add Pacman at CB.
Eagles are the highest quality and most knowledgeable posters of nfl
Minimal copy pasta and delusion with only occasional homer opinions
With activities such as this increasing only slightly when adjusting for the lack of news and topics in the offseason
>>67577266
>minimal delusion
>multplie iggle fags projecting them to go over .500
>>67577266
Too skinny, would not bang
>>67577326
But dat ass doe
>>67577029
rae carruth is much worse than bryant, i'd put OJ too but if you're only counting playing career that's fine
>>67577266
>most knowledgeable posters of nfl
>Jonathan Martin: Incognito is a bad person “because he’s allowed to be in the realm he occupies”
Jonathan Martin confirmed Dr. Strange? Will he try to banish Incognito?
>>67577358
No, Bryant smokes pot. Fuck him
I cannot wait to see /sp/'s reaction when this guy helps the Broncos win another Owl. All hell will break loose.
>>67577467
The Jets had a better defense, better coach and better supporting cast and he couldn't do it
>>67577200
As a Pats honk, Teddy reminds me of Brady too.
They are slowly acquiring an offense, if he can maintain his accuracy and improve his vision and timing hes gonna take big steps.
They've got two receivers capable of timing routes now. Treadwell has the moves. I think they will start adjusting to a slightly more pass happy system, dink and dunk style. When AP is gone, I think they will push him.
>>67577369
me>you
>>67577449
pot is cool, i'm about to go do some
i think i can kind of understand why josh gordon got caught, once you're addicted it's really hard to skip even a day
>>67577538
>The Jets had a better defense
>better coach
Kek, you've gotta be joking, right? Neither of those are even close to what the Broncos have right now.
>>67577633
>le playaction bootleg man
>le one year wonder defense man
Ryan is a far better coach than Kubs and Phillips
>>67577661
Kubiak is an average coach, but Wade Phillips is the best D-coordinator in the league right now and he's got the best defense to work with. Rex Ryan hasn't won shit as a head coach. He's got a losing record as HC for fucks sake.
>>67577633
better secondary, didn't have a pass rusher on the level of von miller though
kubiak was def a better coach though
>>67577611
>addicted
>pot
>>67577754
>Wade Phillips is the best D-coordinator in the league right now and he's got the best defense to work with
Again, Phillips has one good year with a team then goes to shit. I'd rather have about 15 coaches over him to run my defense
>>67577783
>pot heads actually believe this
If it's non addictive why doesn't Josh Gordon just stop smoking pot?
>>67577326
>BEING A FAGGOT
>>67577783
marijuana is very literally addictive if you smoke it very regularly and for a long time
did your Kush Loverz facebook group tell you differently or something?
>it's an herb, not a drug
is my fave
>>67577886
>It comes from the ground, it's not harmful
Guess potheads never heard of uranium
>>67577794
That's only cause teams kept trying to make him a head coach, which he's terrible at. Wade's always been a great coordinator. And for the most part, he's got the same defense coming back. Why would he suddenly become a shitty coach after having such a great year?
>>67577783
I've smoked a lot of weed in my life and even I think it can be addicting, just not in the same way as hard drugs. It's not physically addicting, you can't grow a physical dependence on it, but weed can definitely be mentally addicting. When you smoke every day for a few years, it's hard as fuck to stop.
>>67577931
>Wade's always been a great coordinator
How about you google how much he's bounced around the league and the defenses he's coached before you make statements kid?
>>67577929
Opium is from the ground too. The british did nothing wrong
>>67577996
The British did literally everything wrong. Even Jesus said Britain was a mistake
>>67578027
>Jesus can be quoted
>>67577320
there is a difference between projecting it and awarding 8 total wins from plausible wins/loss as wins when filling out that nfl whole season predictor,
compared to actually being delusional like cowshits fans
>>67566384
HIs center? Who are you talking about? Source?
>>67577991
Did you even read my post? Wade's entire coaching career has gone in this cycle..
>be d-coordinator
>have success
>get head coaching job
>do fucking terrible
>repeat x5
You're an idiot if you think he's gonna suddenly go to shit just cause it's his 2nd year on the job. He's still got one of the GOAT defenses on his side.
>>67578041
Uh, yes, yes he can... Why wouldn't he be quoteable?
>>67578111
Damien Woody. Google it
>>67578115
Cap it. Denver's defense will be outside the top 10 next year
>>67573254
he has good hands and route running, but he isn't good at ST like janis or montgomery, is made of glass, and hasn't wow'd enough desu (though he hasn't been on the field for one reason or another much)
>>67577966
the main thing i notice whenever i take a tolerance break is that i just feel like shit and am super unenthusiastic about anything
it's also harder to sleep if you get used to smoking before bed like i do
>>67577996
opium really set china back about 100-200 years development wise
>>67578208
>100-200 years development wise
try 1000-2000 years
>>67578208
But it's natural. How could it be bad?
>>67578185
>Denver's defense will be outside the top 10 next year
Kek. You're a fucking retard.
>>67578208
>it's also harder to sleep if you get used to smoking before bed like i do
Agreed, I used weed as a sleep aid for years and still have trouble going to sleep without it. But I think that's more of a mental thing than it is physiological. I've never felt like shit from not smoking weed.
The censorship on this site is really getting me down lately, why did moot have to sell it to a gook?
>>67578281
I'm literally never wrong about . Denver's defense will take a big step back next year, again cap it
>>67578221
at least economically china is catching up to the big boys soon
socially and culturally they still suck though since they had to sacrifice their citizens' quality of life for rapid economic gain
>>67578257
anything that makes you feel good is usually bad in excess
>>67578324
mental dependency can be just as debilitating as a physical one, since often times your body can't tell the difference
one thing i have noticed is that weed is the ultimate hangover cure if you're an addict
>>67578185
>Damien Woody
Found it: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/08/ex-patriot-damien-woody-i-believe-tom-brady-cheated/
Weak information, it's just a personal opinion based on playing with the man.
Also the whole point of the show was to have a debate. Teddy Bruschi was assigned that he was defending brady so Woody had to take the opposite stance.
So the comment saying "oh hurr durr his own center says he cheated" is cheap as fuck.
The funny thing is, I, too believe Brady cheated like hell. But using Damien Woody's comments as "proof" is fucking stupid.
>>67578376
Don't forget about militarily as well. China is still in the dark ages
>>67578353
>I'm literally never wrong
You are literally a faggot.
>>67578500
just accept that I'm the wisest person in here
>you now realize Jeff Janice is basically Jordy Nelson circa the 2011 season
who can stop him?
>>67578376
I swear china sold their souls or something
>>67578621
>that hand size
>>67578640
9"
same size as antonio browns
>lynch retired
>lockette retired
>bennet not happy with contract
sad feels senpai ;_;
>>67578610
>predict one thing correctly
>I'm literally never wrong
Nah, you're a faggot.
>>67578451
athletically too, with their size and lack of international sporting presence they're india-tier
>>67578621
ancient chinese technique
Who /eurovision/ here?
Fuck /int/'s cancerous sticky, I'd rather shitpost about handegg while watching it.
DeAngelo Williams is providing 53 free mamograms
>>67579456
is he doing them himself?
>116 days, 9 hours, and 10 minutes until the father of dragons returns.
>>67579530
No, he's paying for them.though
Kek
Its Saturday, May 14th, 12:55 pm PST. And Carson Palmer just threw another interception
>>67579636
Who?
