>buyed Andy Carroll for £35million
>buyed Stewart Downing for £20million
>buyed Dejan Lovren for £20million
>buyed Adam Lallana for £25million
>buyed Lazar Markovic for £20million
>buyed Christian Benteke for £32.5million
they didnt even tried
You forgot Coutinho, Can, Firmino, Origi, Moreno, Clyne and Allen.
>>67552832
>buyed
>didn't even tried
do you reside in milton keynes by any chance, you inbred fuck?
>>67552832
Lallana is underrated af, wasn't worth the money, but not a bad acquisition
>>67552967
Also this, most of them were great transfers. ABL si a mental illness.
>buyed
>buyed
>>67552832
>implying that markovic isn't gonna be goat next season
>>67552832
I can tell you're fresh off the banana boat mussab
>>67553392
did you watch him when he played for benfica or something
>buyed
>didn't even tried
>ABL English
>>67552832
>liverpool being good
>don't
>buyed
>>67553498
yes
>buyed
>>67556590
>falling for this meme
Wouldn't expect anything less froma spic t b h
>ABLs in charge of spelling
i knew it was a mental illness lads.
>>67552832
>make a thread in english
>don't
>buyed
My English language manual is coming up blank
>>67552832
>buyed
>don't
>>67552832
>buyed
>english in charge of speaking their own language
>andy carroll
sold for half price
>stewart downing
sold for quarter price
>dejan lovren
unironically looks decent now under klopp
>adam lallana
also looks better under klopp
>lazar markovic
impressed on loan, might still be important
>benteke
i got nothing
Lovren is actually good now.
>>67552967
>Firmino
He's shit.
>>67557550
Are you Liverpool's scout OP?
>>67557594
That doesn't take into account all the times he loses possession. He's like Ross Barkley, can be great in attack but is usually a hindrance to the team.
>>67557594
I think Firmino is really good but what exactly are you trying to prove by comparing him to a bunch of flops, permacrocks and bench players?
>>67557663
m8 theres 300m of world class international talent there including the 3rd best player in the world wayne rooney
>>67557657
bullshit.
Also
>Comparing Barkley to Firmino
Kek, Firmino is far better
>>67557657
>Loses possession 2.1 times per game
>Ozil loses 1.8 per game
>Mahrez 2.3 per game
>Payet 1.7
>Coutinho 2.2
And considering the crazy amount of tackles + interceptions he makes for a forward, it's more than made up for
Hardly crazy compared to other top attackers
what club should I support
preferably any non-london team
>>67557823
Manchester United
>>67557594
>compare a pretty good player with total shit players
HEZ DA BEST GUISE
>>67552832
>the English skills of your typical ABL
>Carroll
Sold for £17.5m, not a crazy loss
>Downing
Sold for £12m, contributed to winning league cup, but yeah he's shit
>Lovren
Our best CB, would pay £20m in a heartbeat for the current Lovren. He's far better than shit like Mangala that cost twice as much
>Lallana £25m
Overpriced, but he's a key part of Klopp's system
>Markovic
Young still, need to see him under Klopp to judge, had a good season
>Benteke
Scored a few important goals, 1 in 2 record. Will sell for £20-25m in the summer. He'll do well in a team where he fits the system.
Also in that time
>Sturridge, Coutinho, Clyne, Milner, Can for £35m combined
We've made mistakes in transfer market, largely on the "big" signings. But it's not catastrophic, and now we have somebody in charge who isn't Rodgers
>>67557823
LIVERPOOL
>>67557872
>Oxlade-Chamberlain
>Hererra
>Sterling
>Cazorla
>shit
All better than Firmino desu
>>67557823
Accrington Stanley
>>67557918
I'm glad you picked out Chamberlain first so I could just disregard your entire post without addressing it
>>67557918
arsenal fan here
ox is the worst player on the list. how did you put him but not rooney pedro oscar etc
>>67557877
>being this delusional
jej
>>67552997
>Milton Keynes
top kek
DAE rate Benteke?
>inb4 dae is reddit-tier
>>67558156
He's a good player, he just doesn't fit Liverpool's system. If he went to West Ham he'd score 15-20 goals next season desu.
His record for Liverpool is even surprisingly good, if he hadn't missed 3 1 on 1s in 3 games it'd look even better.
Hope he's on the bench for EL final, if we need a goal he's most likely to come on and cause problems
>>67552832
B-b-b-but dem money clubs la
>this thread
An absolute jem, lads.
>>67557550
>firmino's shit
>>67557823
morecambe for the pies
>>67557524
>benteke
I got you pham. Tekkers hasn't been nearly as bad as people make out. Close to 1500 minutes played, got ten goals and at least three assists in that time, not a bad season by any means. Doesn't really fit our system but calling him a flop is quite a stretch.
>>67557823
Your nearest MLS franchise, ie. a team which actually represents you in some way. Picking a team to root for is just a hollow imitation of support.
>>67558053
Elaborate?
>>67552832
>>buyed Andy Carroll for £35million
They also sold Torres for 50 million and bought Suarez for 20 million in that same month.
>>67557594
>memephis
>31m
>>67552997
You can say a lot about Milton Keynes, but inbred isn't really one of them.
>>67559185
>Your nearest MLS franchise
What if my nearest MLS franchise is literally 1,000 miles away?
>buyed
>>67561245
Why do Americans only use this argument for football? Nobody has a problem supporting the only NFL franchise in their state, four example. Besides, if distance is a problem, why the fuck would you support a team from Europe?
>>67562834
his point is that cheering for a team 4000 miles away isn't any weirder than cheering for a team 1000 miles away. You've got his point backwards.
>>67552832
>buyed
>didn't even tried
>that flag
How's your first 2 months in Bradford,Mohammad?
Have you opened your kebab store yet?
firmino's stats in 2016 are insane
>>67561245
How is that possible? Where do you live?
>>67552832
>buyed
>>67567453
It's easy to forget how fucking huge America is lad, while I don't know whether that guy's claim is true or not the US is like the same size as mainland Europe - imagine if there was only one league between Portugal and Ukraine
>>67552967
Of those you can say firmino, coutihno and clyne were good transfers. The rest are shit.
>buyed
>didn't even tried
>I left Southampton for Liverpool to join a bigger club
What did Lovren, Lambert, Lallana and Caulker and Clyne mean by this?
>>67562834
Give us your other three then
>>67568953
Are you implying Liverpool isn't a bigger club than Southampton?
Lovren, Lallana and Clyne will be competing in a European final and are 1 game away from being back in the CL next season. Liverpool have been playing their reserves largely in the league for the past 4 weeks. They don't give a shit if they finish 7th or 8th
>>67552832
>buyed
I hope this is a meme I missed. Or that you're Welsh. People on sp really don't realise how backwards the Welsh are.
>>67569361
>lose final
>no CL
>no EL either
>>67569361
Southampton have been a bigger club than Liverpool for years, just because you won some bollocks in the 1980s doesn't mean jack fella
>>67569394
>Doubting Klopp's meme magic
>>67569437
>Southampton have been a bigger club than Liverpool for years
I know the "ABLism is a mental disease" meme, but you're actually reaching scary levels of delusion. Kek
>>67569452
Nobody mentioned Leicester mate, I actually enjoyed watching them this season.
>>67569437
>came up to the premier league 3 seasons ago
>southampton have been in league one recently
thanks for sharing fella, nice to know there are some people dumber than scousers in the world
>>67569438
Emery's meme magic is stronger
>>67569477
Me too pal
>If Liverpool win final game 1-0 and West Ham lose 2-1 the 2 teams will have a playoff to decide who finishes higher
>>67562867
His point is retarded. If your nearest team is a thousand miles away - and incidentally, no team is 1000 miles away from another in the US - they're still your nearest team, and they at least represent you in some way. Jesus christ you burgers never fail to amaze me with how dense you are.
>>67569602
>mfw last minute Payet goal to make it 2-2
>there are people in this thread right now that unironically rate Firmemeio
>Liverpool pushing to sign Karius for €10m to replace mignolet
>>67552832
>carroll
He'd be a good 3rd striker for a 'top' team
>downing
kek
>lovren
To be fair he looked alright at Southampton
>lallana
Pretty good player but had to pay the Englishman premium
>markovic
Gamble that didn't pay off. He's young so might not have seen the end of him
>benteke
Good pedigree and probably should get more game time.
>buyed
Kys
>>67569269
Villa is a sadder story desu
>>67552832
>buyed
>didn't even tried
nice proxy
>>67557594
>Memepiss Depay
Hahaha oh wow.
Flop of the year, all years.
>>67552832
> Buyed
> they didn't even tried
Learn how to read and write mong
>>67552832
>buyed
Clyne is absolutely gash.
Why isn't he on the list? Moreno too.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-36293918
>Three men who stole Europa League final tickets from Liverpool FC's office are being hunted by police. All three men entered the office on Chapel Street, Liverpool, on Friday and one of them stole "a quantity" of the tickets, Merseyside Police said.
NEVER CHANGE, LIVERPOOL
