Starting Lineups:
Pie Rats:
1:20 CT start time. It's 61 degrees, partly cloudy, wind is 12 MPH out to RF
SP: Francisco Liriano
1. John Jaso (1B)
2. Andrew McCutchen (CF)
3. Gregory Polanco (RF)
4. Starling Marte (LF)
5. Francisco Cervelli (C)
6. Jung Ho Kang (3B)
7. Josh Harrison (2B)
8. Jordy Mercer (SS)
9. Francisco Liriano (P)
Cubes:
SP: Jason Hammel
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (3B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Jorge Soler (LF)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. David Ross (C)
9. Jason Hammel (P)
Trade Soler plz
damn i fucked up the order of shit. OP is a faggot as usual
>Camera zooms in on a person still wearing her cubs hat while the guy is singing the anthem
>>67551601
agreed
>>67551601
>trading George when his value is the lowest it has ever been
>>67551615
>that guy
His name is Wayne Messmer please show proper respect
>>67551647
sorry
Hey guys, lifelong Cubs fan here. Been followin' the ol' Cubes (heh) through the ups and downs (though it's been a lot of downs as my fellow diehards can attest!)
Here's hoping these 100% natty studs can keep rewarding my many years of true blue loyalty !
>>67551657
>Canada
>sorry
Kek
No worries m8
Go cubs!
>wind blowing out
Heyward will hit his first dinger today
well there goes the no hitter...
doesn't jaso have a wife to inform him that his hair is fucking awful
>>67551763
His wife's son also has dreds
>Jason Heyward has a higher batting average than Jorge Soler
Pirates already trying to bean hitters I see.
>>67551661
>holds up spork
What is Bryant's walk-up music? Sounds degenerate.
I love small ball
Hey Soler grats on the hit but maybe try doing it with men on base next time
HE DID IT
HOPING FOR THE BEST BUT EXPECTING THE WORST
ARE YOU GONNA DROP THE BOMB OR NOT
> This based middle infield
Weeeeeew lads
post yfw soler gets hurt and is sent down to AAA for rehab and his replacement does an amazing job preventing him form ever seeing the majors again.
>>67552511
Hey... that's pretty good!
>>67552511
>>67551960
some negroid tune. i don't know which one for sure. perhaps little wayne
>bryant
>swinging on 3-0
>any hitter swinging on 3-0
>>67552671
why? beep beep green light
>>67552671
>>67552697
>swinging on 3-0 when the pitcher is struggling to find the zone.
>threw 7 straight balls up till that point.
>>67552725
green light beep beep let er rip
>>67552725
listen to jd
>>67552780
ftw you'll never hear a color guy comparable to Steve Stone on a Cubs broadcast again.
>>67552871
>implying steve stone was the best.
>>67552889
He's a great analyst but was too critical during the down years. Management got triggered.
JUST
Based addy
R U S S E L L
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3 RUN HR KREY
D I N G E R
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PLEASE OPEN THE DINGER FLOOD GATES.
Russell the future derek jeter
holy cow senpai
>>67553116
Minimum Larkin
>>67553106
gb2 twitch fgt we have danker meems on 4chin
can't handle the hammel
>hammeltoe
>>67553150
I need to get in on these /sp/ memes I usually browse /mu/ and /pol/ but the Cubs have been doing it this year
Can we just confirm, so I feel better about losing the series to the dads, that the cubs didnt take that series seriously. They were feeling overly confident and they didnt come to play. They thought they would walk all over them, correct? Its the only logical solution. How can they play so great against top teams and such shit against shitters?
>>67553404
The cubs had the same problem last year. They brought their A game to series against top tier teams and lost more than they should've to bad teams. Hopefully they'll get that sorted out this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
>>67553442
joe needs to just light a fire under their ass and remind them there are no such thing as upsets in pro sports. As cliche as it sounds
"take it 1 game at a time."
Also
Kuh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
are the cubs a meme team like /sp/ says?
>>67553472
Every team is a meme team
>McCutchen
>5'10
when will he learn?
>>67553404
it also didn't help that Joe sat 3 of our hottest hitters while intentionally playing the two coldest, and still missing our starting catcher to injury.
>>67553511
It his his glove he just got scared of the wall. He literally took his eye off the ball to see where the wall was. based walls
>>67553472
if a team is good and isn't the red sucks, bankees, or tardinals, /sp/ thinks they're a meme team.
Will David Ross reach 100 home r- as I type this, he goes deep.
D I N G E R S
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hahahah time to run up the run differential
Grandpa smashes and saves our RD!!
no brakes on the run train
FOREVER YOUNG
I WANT TO BE
FOREVER YOUNG
D I N G E R
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BASED GRANDPA ROSS
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS RUN TRAIN KEEPS CHUGGING ALONG
>all these dingers
>that slowmo replay of the dude taking his shirt off
top lel lads
why do they call him a catcher if he hits the ball
>>67553688
every time Ross comes up to bat that song gets me!
>>67551960
https://theathletic.com/2016/04/12/cubs-walk-up-music-alphaville-desiigner-and-young-greatness/
lots of shit on here I dont recognize
liking lastella for going classic
grandpa ross' song is appropriate
zo's wife's song is growing on me
>>67553746
The humanity
>>67553758
what a fucking retarded post.
> why do they call him a ______ if he ______
no position is called a hitter except the Awful League
oh boy baseball time
aw shit I missed some crazy stuff it seems
how was gramps HR?
Who wants to join me in a cult worshiping JD?
>>67553793
>(You)
>not seeing the pic related
>...
>>67553771
Nice soup bowl.
>>67553954
fuck you
Hammel being a faggot and giving up more runs.
>>67554024
>this is considered a pizza in Chicago
>>67554067
go fuck yourself
>>67553954
>>67554067
it really doesn't have any more sauce than a regular pizza
it's all cheese
>quality baby
>yep that's a QB right there
What did they mean by this
>>67554104
quality baby
>>67553954
>>67554024
>>67554067
>>67554101
>>67554104
The baby is made of good material, probably made in the USA by american-born citizens and not outsourced to chinese workers. It has the look and feel of a sturdy baby and cries seldom to moderately.
>>67554147
Don't forget the excellent head nodding
>DeRosa and Dempster
is it ok if i brush without toothpaste so i can continue to enjoy my beer?
>>67554236
Why would you brush your teeth at all when drinking beer?
>>67554216
>Dumb Cubs fans still fap to DeRosa over two good seasons
>Shit on Sammy
>>67554236
>brushing without toothpaste
That defeats the purpose
Brush after you have finished drinking
wow.
absolutely zero QTs on todays fan cam.
my face when i have no face
>>67554285
>>67554315
i do not plan to stop drinking.
>>67554299
calm your ass down, Sammy wasn't in the picture they showed
>>67554347
Then you will drown, so brushing your teeth is pointless
>>67554356
Sorry lad, just listening on the radio.
But also.
>They shit on Castro too
>>67554347
The alcohol will kill the germs, no need to brush senpai
Hammel gives hope to awkward white guys everywhere
>>67554393
Quit listening to bores and bernstein, they dont represent all cub fans
This nigga is auditioning for an analyst job
Based Hammel
Sorry dog but I can't hear shit.
When will the Cubs stop allowing guests to conduct the seventh inning stretch?
>>67554568
hopefully never
>tfw i wish i was terminal so i could make-a-wish all up in that shit
>>67551960
Darude - Sandstorm
>>67554437
But Pat and Ron are the radio guys. B&B get preempted for them. Pat is the man.
>>67554299
the true meatball fap is to our lord and savior reed johnson
>>67554841
REED
>>67554908
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-FBQhFcJw
>>67554948
fuck Prince Fielder
Now that is some good defense to keep the the guy at third. For both fly outs.
Now don't put that faggot strope in Maddon.
pirates visibly upset heyward doesn't trip and fall on fly balls
>>67554997
can't all be Gregory Polonco out there
>>67555035
I laughed for a long time after that
Dexter and Ross are speed demons.
Leave it to hayward to make Rodriguez look good.
robbed by that shitass ..
Why are the Pirate announcers so awful?
STOP GIVING UP RUNS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67554841
Remember when jim edmonds made those catches for us when he was like 40 for a year. Cardinals outfielders on the northside>>
>muh Kill Death Ratio
this is BULLSHIT
GARBAGE TIME McCUTLER
WTF is this nigga doing
HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY
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Cubs wins!
Finally...
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Hey hey!!
Senpai Rossy
