1. Horse shoes
2. Cornhole
3. Croquet
4. Frisbee golf
5. Badminton
6. Volleyball
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10. Shuffleboard
11. Bocce ball
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50. KanJam
51. Lawn Darts
52. Lasso Golf
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9001. Those dumb oversized regular games like lawn tic tac toe and lawn dominoes
>no uncle tickle
>>67514022
>nigga knows bocce ball
Youre alright anon
>hitting on your hot, younger cousin not top 3
Volleyball and badminton should be lower. It sucks to play them cause you have to get all hot and sweaty. I like the games you can relax and have a beer and burger in hand while playing
>Norwegian golf not listed
REEEEE
How do you play disc golf at a BBQ you retard.
Do you mean ultimate Frisbee?
>No cousingrope
Its like you hate fun
>>67514130
top tier game here famalams
>>67514130
That's lasso Golf
>>67514132
Pic related is frisbee golf
>>67514143
>tfw your super qt but awkward as fuck 20 year old cousin is now hanging out with a 35 year old coalburner single mom because they work together
I'm worried bros.
>>67514172
>lasso golf
It's Norwegian golf you uncultured scum and it's certainly better than fucking horseshoes
>>67514179
Expanding on this I think if she was a boy she'd be an anon... maybe worse.. she's a real fucking character, idk
>>67514172
Yeah I play it nearly every day.
Are you going to spend 3500$ on 18 baskets and set up a course on your 20+ acre land?
>no backyard cricket
ya blew it
>>67514172
Do you say you're going golfing when you go to the driving range?
>tfw live in the only county in Minnesota without a lake and so when cousins come here we just watch TV and eat
>>67514022
>no bean bag toss
confirmed casual
>>67514309
That's cornhole.
OP is a disgusting indivual
>>67514309
thats cornhole, dumbass
>not rebelling against the system and playing lawn darts
I bet you cucks are white Democrat voters too
>>67514309
Cornhole senpai
>>67514022
>no Hungarian horseshoes/beersbee/whatever
Neck yourself tbqh OP
>>67514220
That game suck. You always have some autistic sperg playing with the ball string things pretending to be Xena or something
Petanque god tier
>>67514022
>polish horseshoes not listed
get your fucking shit together OP
>>67514381
"Lawn darts had been banned from being sold in the United States for many years. The ban was challenged in court in the late 1970s, prompting the Consumer Product Safety Commission to make a compromise ruling allowing their sale provided they were not marketed as toys. However, in April 1987, seven-year-old Michelle Snow was killed by a lawn dart thrown by one of her brothers' playmates in the backyard of their home in Riverside, California, USA. The darts had been purchased, unintentionally, as part of a set of several different lawn games and were stored in the garage, never before having been played. Michelle's father, David, began a crusade to get lawn darts banned, claiming that there was no way to keep children from getting their hands on lawn darts short of a full ban."
Jesus, how pathetic are we?
>>67514407
Then beat him. It's not like that's an easy way to win
>no getting blacked out drunk and almost drowning in the pool
>>67514238
Generally play with one basket lad
Mölkky
this is a solid list although i'd put ladder ball/Norwegian golf/lasso golf 3 and badminton 4
>no Finnish skittles
Why is OP so pleb bros?
>>67514524
Mölkky
>being a poor fag without a pool
>tfw water pollo, water volleyball, Marco Polo, wave pools, and water basketball
>>67514545
Gazuntit
>>67514461
Then all you're doing is putting
You're not actually playing "Frisbee" golf.
>>67514022
Switch Croquet and Badminton
>Shuffleboard
wtf how do you play this anywhere but an old people club with courts
>>67515050
You can play shuffle board in the driveway
>>67514022
horse shoes and washers is the goat for me. central texas reporting in.
>>67514022
btw you huge faggot OP. i can tell you've never played horseshoes in your life. that pic you posted isn't even something anyone would play on. you need sand/light dirt you idiot. that shit looks like clay. shoes are also too clean, they've never been thrown
> no wiffleball in thread
>>67514130
>>67514163
>>67514172
It's fucking ladder ball, get it right.
>>67514245
>tfw I played backyard cricket when I visited relatives in Ireland
Was pretty chill
>>67515300
sand and dirt is easymode pleb. grass is how real people play horseshoes.
>shoes are also too clean, they've never been thrown
you say that like the horseshoes aren't taken directly from the horses hooves, covered in horseshit and hair. I bet you buy the horsehoes from a hobby store.
americans make me sick
>>67514309
That's cornhole you pleb
>Wiffleball Homerun Derby nowhere to be found
>>67514022
>no wiffleball
>kanjam that low
>frisbee golf at a bbq
>>67514022
>50. kanjam
>52. lasso golf
fuck you
>>67515934
>grass is how real people play horseshoes.
stopped reading right there.
you're retarded.
>>67516200
quality gif
>>67516200
>americans can't horseshoe if they have to account for bouncing
pussy bitch
>>67515264
Is washers a texas-only thing?
Had never heard of it until I visited relatives there
>>67514220
Save her bro. Lay the D
>Kan Jam not listed
Nobody here has never been to crab feast in Maryland I see
Apart from badminton and volleyball which are actual sports I literally haven't heard of any of this
Haven't had a bbq in England before either
What the fuck man should I move to the states?
>>67517391
gotta take the good with the bad here m8. there's plenty of both.
>>67517295
who the fuck wants to go to Maryland
>>67517295
It is listed you disgusting Marylandian
>>67516420
might be. i've seen it around since I was a young tike.
>no spike ball
>no hockey sauce kit
Do you even into fads?
>cornhole
>not bags
>no beersbee
>>67517391
>should I move to the states?
Fuck off we're full.
>>67515194
We played shuffleboard in jail with dominoes as the thing you slide and we marked the score zones with soap
Gotta say, it was actually pretty fun
>>67517554
What did they lock you up for?
>>67517391
Strange that youve never had one. Ive never considered bbqs to be exclusive to us
>>67517391
Backyard bbq is like a national pastime.
Meat autists will complain that noobs use 'bbq' to refer to heating hot dogs on a grill. But normal people understand it to mean being outside all afternoon, cooking a dank meal, drinking, and often has backyard games involved.
>No Viking bowling
Absurdly shameful
>>67517576
Public intoxication
>>67517680
But I ended up being there for a while because of lots of reasons. Shoulda been in a day or two, but ended up being in there for a couple weeks. Long story, nevemind
>>67517576
Called in a fake bomb threat to some school in Ohio
>>67517391
Bbqs are the greatest thing ever.
>beer
>burgers, hot dogs, brisket, pulled pork, and ribs
>crab legs and cod
>chicken for girls and autists
>assorted potato and macaroni salads
>baked beans
>watermelon
>friends and family
>fireworks
>games to play like listed above
>beer games when it gets late
>cheeky game of poker with the old folks
>>67517730
kek
>>67517554
did you use something to push the dominos or just slide it across the floor with your hand?
>/sp/ - sports
>>67517846
We just used our hands, like in a bowling motion. The targets were about 30-40 feet away with big scoring zones and the concrete was perfectly smooth so it worked pretty well
>>67517391
You can come stay with me of you start taking hormones and wear pretty dresses
you all hating on disc golf at a bbq should realize that no one has these baskets/holes. Most of us scrounge up so frisbees and walk around saying, "That tree. Around the house and in the back of the truck, etc."
And another good frisbee bbq game is fricket. Like cricket, with frisbees. Solo cups on fiberglass poles...
>>67518388
Beersbee is kinda like that. Glass bottle on some pvc pipe and you try to knock it off
>>67514044
>yfw uncle tickle time under the porch
>>67518388
picking random targets/feats is pretty GOAT for most backyard activities
it always starts simple like, hit that object, and progresses from there
>>67517391
>badminton
>sport
hahahahahaha, brits
>croquet
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67518655
>tfw playing uncle tickle and uncle says he won't stop till you pee yourself
>>67515410
Fuck off you uncultured douche
>Poker not listed
Nothing better than getting your uncles, cousins, and grandfather in the smoke room and playing some hands and talking shit. Nothing.
>>67515410
It's hillbilly golf you fuck
>>67519051
this isn't a parlor game thread
>>67519051
I agree lad t b h
>>67519133
That's all my family does when we have cookouts. The women do whatever the hell women do and we always would go into the other room, have some cigars, and have at it.
>>67517919
>implying these aren't sports
Fuck you casual faggot.
>>67514022
>spikeball not listed
So much fun
>No wiffle ball
>Not even washers?
Absolutely dropped. Drunk dingers are best dingers
>>67519368
what is this?
>>67519418
https://youtu.be/7bubKNFVZvE
>>67515934
We've moved on to cars and tractors. Indoor plumbing too. You should try it
Downside, obviously, is we can't pull the shoes off our horses and set the horses up on bricks or whatever
>>67519259
sounds like a good time
>>67519457
This looks really gay, and I'm pretty sure you have vested interest in it
man, Croquet is god tier. i need to remember to bring that shit more often.
>>67519457
That looks mega fucking gay. I thought it was going to be like rugby, but you slam the ball into the net area
>>67519567
>>67519670
It's pretty fun. Think ground volleyball
>calling it cornhole
autism. its called bags. cornhole sounds like a gay sex position
>>67519751
>You might also be interested in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn1hUN0cKJU
>>67519930
Pretty rad desu
>>67519930
I'm 12 and what is this? This looks so fucking sweet
>>67514022
How is butt chugging entire bottles of Robitussin not on this list?
>no bulletball
>>67518754
>tfw drinking beer in a kiddie pool your friend got for fun and will return the next day from wall mart
>tfw you play sort of mini golf with pic related and see who can go around the house and hit the tree you started at
>tfw eating bbq the whole time
>complete lack of penis inspecting inexplicably recorded
shameful 2bh
>>67519862
only mega-autists scared of their sexuality call it bags instead of cornhole
it's ok anon, uncle jerry wasn't trying to hurt you
>>67514022
>no getting drunk and getting your dick wet with the loose girl youve been eyeing all night
>>67519930
Sweet truck
>no crabcock
poor effort here desu OP
>>67519457
Looks shite
>tfw I don't think I've ever had a cookout in my life
>tfw the only time I have ever been with my family at all in my life is during Thanksgivings
>only time my parents would BBQ it would just be us (I'm an only child) no fun, just BBQ
>tfw autist so no friends so i never had the fun of being with friends or girls either
Could I go to someone's cookout and have you all throw me on the coals please?
>>67521438
same but at least I have a couple siblings, we're all autists though
>>67521544
nah we definitely arent all autists here. a lot of people are weird but are still pretty normal
people like you and me are the outliers
>tfw not only was it bad enough to not have friends to have cookouts and other big events with, but couldnt even have a big family to have these holiday events with either like on july 4, memorial day, even just random summer nights
>tfw not close to anyone
How about a nice catch with dad?
>>67521658
how about you go fuck yourself?
>>67516420
Played it with my family in Missouri and spent a good 5 years thinking "washers" we're spelt "worshers"
Fuckin Midwesterners
>>67521313
This
>>67521658
>>67521438 here
>tfw you would ask your dad to play catch
>tfw he was terrible and would basically just throw the ball into the ground
>any time I asked him to play catch he would just say he was "busy"and to find a friend to play with while he sat on the couch doing nothing
>>67521664
I know you never had a dad Felipe. I'm sorry.
>>67521597
oh I meant my siblings and I are all autists
and yeah me neither, haven't seen my mom's side of the family in a decade since they're on the other side of the world and my closest family on my dad's side is 1000 miles away so don't see any of them often either.Neither of my parents have friends since we moved across the country when I was like 9, I haven't had a friend since then either
>>67521748
>tfw you're growing up and you don't notice your parents growing old
>>67521790
my dad was 39 when i was born anyway. him being old is all i know
are power ranking threads allowed now?
>>67521840
Mine was 41. :(
>>67519259
then who the fuck is BBQing
Plus since you're playing inside, it's no longer a BBQ. BBQs are outside only.
>>67519259
>and have at it.
you guys all fuck each other up the ass?
>>67514623
>being inconsiderate of the people who didnt know it was a pool party, fag
>kanjam not 1st
>>67514918
Also, frisbee is a brand of flying discs. Disc golf is a more accurate name seeing as nobody actually plays with frisbees
>>67518388
Own a portable basket (13.5 lb). It's called disc golf and nobody actually uses frisbees.
>>67523212
>>67523359
everyone calls them frisbees, faggot
>>67523433
That's dumb, nobody calls basketballs "spaldings" or tennis rackets "wilsons"
>>67523513
why does this bother you, it's just the way it is. Like how people say "google it" to look something up on the internet.
do you own some other "flying disc" company or something?
>>67523584
It wouldn't bother you if someone said something misleading about a sport you partake in and then called you a faggot when you tried to clarify?
>>67523680
Oh, alright then. You win. I'm going to bed soon. G'night!
1. Tikanheitto (aka kinda like darts but from 5m)
>>67514291
What the fuck is wrong with watching TV and eating?
>tfw you've never played horseshoes
>>67523745
not him but i don't think he meant it was wrong. he's proably saying it's less significant than playing fun competitive group activities.
>Family Reunion
>Drunk cousin throws a horseshoe overhand and hits grandma
>high school age cousin throws up after trying to drink a gallon of pool water on a dare
>Have a literal pissing contest with a cousin
>Uncle passes out drunk in the hot tub and my aunt steals his swim trunks because she thinks it's funny
>Eat 3 bratwurst, hella chips, and ice cold beer
>You and your cousins play croquet like savages and ruin a brand new croquet set
Top notch fun
>>67520286
lmao bulletball u brought me back anon
>>67520286
Mah point
>nobody posting the goat
Nothing beats playing washers until you're too drunk to remember the score
>no chipping balls around the lawn at a beer can you threw to an arbitrary location to see who's got the best chip game
>being ass at golf
W
E
W
No egg toss?
No wheel barrel race?
Please don't invite me to your BBQ
Just get a football and play 500
can this be the amerifat containment thread
notice how there are no brits in here whining about not knowing wtf you're talking about. we just leave it and get on with out own shit. it'd be good of you cunts to take notice of our example
and dont bother to give me any (You)s, im closing the tab as soon as i hit send
>>67534671
>not even following pic related rules
you're pleb as fuck brit dong
>>67514047
Bro my town has not one, but two public bocce ball courts. Lots of slav and italian immigrants here. To be honest tho, i had never heard of it until they installed the public one like 6 years ago.
>>67514623
>bragging about your dad's success
Wow youre cool. I don't need a pool considering I live mere blocks away from the pacific ocean.
>>67534671
You just did though...and Brits always do that kind of shit. More than Americans
>>67514022
>not bringing your Foosball/Table Tennis/Air Hockey table outside
>Got my grandma's old bocce ball set
>Super pumped for some games of bocce
>Our yard was so lumpy we couldn't play a game at all
>The bocce set has been sitting in the house for years
