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Giants
Span CF
Panik 2B
Duffy 3B
Posey C
Pence RF
Crawford SS
Gillaspie 1B
Blanco LF
Bumgarner P
Jays
Pillar CF
Donaldon 3B
Bautista RF
Encarnacion 1B
Tulowitzki SS
Martin C
Barney 2B
Carrera LF
Stroman P
manlet vs bum
ump already irking the bum
>taking out saunders from left
man...
Panik you fucking retard
I fucking hate this team with a burning passion sometimes
Ump ball in full effect
Jays like to take a lot of pitches
>martin up
risp inc
why does martin bother swinging?
not even joking
The memes start early today
Whheeww
Thanks Martin for swinging at ball three
that was our only chance to score
bottom of the lineup will strikeout a dozen times this game and the top of the order doesnt play after the 1st inning
this game is over
lets go giants
Strike zone is awful desu
>Stroman has 15 straight starts without a loss
Looks like today is a good day to get the first
>Kruk and Kuip trashing manlet' height
I love it
>>67510583
kek.
Fuck man
>Bochy JUSTing already at his inert offense
>posey ending his 0-18 streak
looks like its gonna be a bullpen game
>>67510877
stroman is good for 2 or 3 runs and that will be enough for the giants to win it
Who wants to bet that Stroman gets more hits than the rest of the Jays' bottom half of the lineup?
>>67510809
this webm always makes me laugh.
what the hell was going on here?
>>67510937
>happ unironically has a better BA than 3 starters
>>67510937
If he gets a hit it would be luck/ beginners luck
Gave that a good ride to center tobh
Who else thinks that Chinese woman in the TD/jays commercial is kinda hot?
rip timmy ;_;
>Giants keep getting gifts from Jays defense
Will they keep wasting them?
Safe desu
>>67511100
That would be me.
How did he even call him out to begin with? He was safe by half a step easily
>>67511190
No idea, he's obviously safe.
Based Whiteshark
>its another stroman cant get strikeouts episode
(0) ZERO out
Thank you based Blanco
Hello .500
>>67511243
He's pitching pretty well. He's getting weak grounders and his defense is fucking him hard.
BUm better average than Martin.
>they cut before the stroman freakout
its actually impressive how much tulo has declined in 1 year
he had 0 errors i think all of last season with us and he has 5 in 2016 alone along with him hitting .150 and striking out over 25% of the time
>>67511381
He's getting old and defense is the first thing to go. Plus, he was always a coorsbabby.
YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT STOP SWINGING AT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PITCH
>>67511427
being a coors baby has nothing to do with not being able to make contact
>tfw pitchers haven't figured out that all they need to do is walk donaldson, bautista, and encarnacion and they get 3 free strike outs no matter what
>swing at balls
>dont swing at fastballs in the strikezone
what did they mean by this?
is everyone but donny trying to intentionally tank?
Fuck, cmon Bum
we wont score here btw
What the fuck happened to Bum's command? His K's are way up, but his BB's have doubled.
JD
D
BASED DONNY
>>67511454
>he doesn't realize that coors stops breaking stuff from breaking
He spent his career feasting off of hanging curves and sliders senpai.
>>67511551
what was that?
we wont score another it will be a strikeout but if donny didnt steal there we wouldnt have scored
>tfw still won't get a run
gotta steal home senpai
>>67511591
so explain to me why hes literally staring at 90 mph fastballs in the strikezone without flinching
>>67511591
>"Juiced ball bull shit"
>Tulo
>swinging at another ball 3
I think Tulo needs to get eye surgery
Based Donny and Eddy
Bullshit, that was a couple inches outside
>that strikeout
>>67511852
This ump's strike zone is extremely inconsistent
>they go down in order
That was brutal.
SOON
>>67511980
Not soon enough damnit
>>67511882
Both teams been getting fucked by the ump desu.
>every single cut back from commercial to the stadium
>all this amazing food
>amazing view
>fresh ocean air
>everyone having fun
what the fuck is AT&T park like some resort or something?
>>67511980
miss u baby
>>67512009
AT&T is imo the best stadium in baseball
It's wonderful
The only problem is sometimes you have to share it with random dodger fans who show up and heckle like assholes
>>67512009
It's pretty comfy. I went years ago and saw Bonds jack HRs.
>>67512009
It's like paradise in comparison to the skydome
>>67512009
Indisputable best park in the game, senpai.
Unfortunately, everyone knows this, so it's always super crowded and the tickets are really fucking expensive.
GIBBY STOP USING THESE BAD SHIFTS
REEEEEEEEEEE
Jays fans, your defense has looked really shaky all day. Is it usually this terrible?
>>67512116
barney is a big downgrade defensively from goins and stroshows been giving up some hard contact lately
>>67512116
No but they must've figured that since their batting has been doing so badly they should bring their defense to the same level
>the manlet might get his first loss
>>67512009
>you will never live at at&t park
fuck
>Stroman is seeing the ball better than the entire Jays batting lineup
>swinging on a ball a catcher had to get up to try and catch
pillar seriously needs to fuck off from lead off forever
hes literally too stupid to bat there
Please move kevin pillar down in the lineup
>dolan hasnt hit a dinger in a month
this team is literally finished
>>67512204
SF commentating crew was like "It's really weird that their leadoff guy doesn't like walks"
>stroman
>>67512241
>haha kevin is hot put him in the leadoff spot again!
kill the people managing this team
>>67512292
it's saunders day off, and Carrera swings at more pitches than pillar
Cmon jints, let's get some insurance ffs so we don't fucking get swept
>>67512321
barney then
we cant have a leadoff where the fucking cunt swings on LITERALLY EVERY PITCH
>>67512321
He's hitting leadoff even when saunders is playing how is that an excuse?
>These terrible fucking shifts that keep letting easy ground outs go into the outfield
i fucking told you stroman would choke
fucking manlets when will they learn
>Bases loaded no outs
I-Is it finally happening? Are our bats finally back?
jesus christ
nice job managing contact stroman
>pisslar
>PILLAR
Why is he so perfect?
gg gints, you guys win
>>67512471
>gidp
>double
kind of?
>They can never sweep a team
Thank you based Pence
>>67512537
inb4 those faggots pretend like this """""offense""""" can make a comeback
With jays offense 4-1 is pretty much insurmountable
>>67512565
I mean, obviously you "can". Bumgarner is nearing the end of his pitch count and half of our bullpen is dead. Did you see we gave up 13 runs in one inning to the Rockies? All you guys need is 3. It's definitely possible. You guys are so overdramatic. This isn't fucking hockey, you're not down by three goals
>Those girls in the blue Jay boat
Muh dick
>>67512620
>he doesn't know the Jays
>>67512637
neat
>>67512637
>that umpire
top kek
>>67512620
no we literally fucking CANT
Is Tulo literally Jose Reyes?
>>67512695
reyes gets hits sometimes so no
>>67512559
Jints fan here. We know that feel
>>67512695
Technically he's Troy Tulowitzki :^)
>>67512706
against his wife maybe
>>67512620
You have no idea the depths of the Jays offensive woes
>>67512695
At least reyes hit something
Are the Jays the only team in baseball with 3 starters under .200 batting average currently?
>>67512769
I'd imagine. I don't know how they don't do anything about it but hope and pray
If it were steinbrenners Yankees there would be firings bynow for sure
Was Tuloshitski this bad the second half of last year too?
The coors meme can't be that strong
>>67512806
He was streaky, overall he did poorly batting
>>67512769
>2 guys that literally cant hit and are striking out over 30% of the time
>play them back to back in the lineup
when will gibby lay off the booze long enough to realize this cant go on
>>67512819
So what should the batting order be exactly?
>>67512793
Well our "superstar" GM who brought in the two highest paid players hitting under .200 is a Dodger now. Who else gets fired? I'm fine with a Gibby firing.
So Happ is officially the Jays ace now right?
>>67512839
I still don't understand why the fuck we got martin when we had navarro
MR BURNS DOES IT AGAI
>>67512870
because he's canadian
>>67512643
>>67512739
I actually kind of do, and I just wanted to trigger you guys. It's definitely possible though, just maybe not very likely. I looked up your guy's stats yesterday to see if it was really as bad as you guys acted like, and yeah, it's pretty bad. I didn't know even Bautista's average was that low. They have to come around at some point right?
>>67512870
Did you ask that last year?
>>67512885
I hope they don't so Bautista doesn't get more than a $2m contract for one year and the Jays fire everybody
wow you see that elite amazing offense gintsfags wow how can you guys possibly watch this knowing this amazing offense could light up your pitcher at any moment
>>67512870
Probably because Donuts was shit even though no one wants to believe it. This is not a defense of Martin who has also been shit.
>>67512893
Yes
Navarro was fantastic and I didn't understand why we needed a new catcher when we had other problems, primarily the pitching
>>67512841
Happ or Estrada
>>67512924
Watching the offense flounder behind estrada is so upsetting
LIFELONG GIANTS FAN HERE
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING HIGH POWERED ELITE BLUE JAYS OFFENSE I CANT EVEN WATCH THIS WE WILL SURELY LOSE
>>67512915
I think it was a budget thing, navarro was the most expendable piece of the puzzle and they just couldn't afford to keep everyone. If navarro stayed chances are someone like edwin or bats would have had to get dealt (which will probably still happen).
This team basically has a 2-3 year window, and 1 of those years is already gone. The only solace is the starting pitching, but there's gonna be a lot of pain the up coming years
>>67512944
>2.5 era
>averaging 1 run per game in support
i hope we trade him to a good team at the deadline
>>67512911
Too bad Jimenez was a bust before he even came to the majors. Pentecost is also well on his way to being a Pentebust too.
>>67512896
That's stupid...You know you're only 3 and 1/2 games back right? And it's only May. Relax lifelong Jays fans
>>67512976
He's my favourite pitcher on this team. He deserves better.
>mentioning Loup
TRIGGERED
>1-4
WHAT WENT WRONG?
>>67512980
Our catchers aren't meant to be good. D'Arnaud is shit just from coming up through our farm system and is hitting under .200. Yan Gomes was a one year wonder now hitting under .200. Aaron Cibia is a dumpster fire.
Welp def ready to get swept in Arlington and see Bautista go on the DL from repeated balls to the ribs.
>>67513029
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>>67513049
>forcing the rangers jays rivalry
sportsnet pls go
>>67513049
>Bautista go on the DL from repeated balls to the ribs.
He'll be fine, he takes way more balls to the face Joeys a champ
Is Travis training with McGowan in the "5 year rehab" program?
>>67513001
Dont bother engaging jays "fans" 99% of them have never played baseball, or watched a baseball game before last year and aren't even worth talking to. Its like a lot of them actually expected the jays to just keep trouncing teams and walking all over the majors without any teams' pitching adjusting.
If you want a good laugh, read some canadian journalism or listen to some sports talk radio in regards to the jays, the "fire everyone" meme is alive and well in toronto already, and for some reason our braindead fans actually listen to it.
>dat bullpen turnaround
>>67513079
>this post
Illuminati mother****er
>>67513079
They want people fired because several key players are grossly underperforming in likely the last year of contention for another few decades and no adjustments are being made
Kill the pain dolan
>>67513079
>best players all in slumps yet team is still playing 500 ball
>team can only really go up at this point
>10 posts crying about every out like 70% of at-bats don't result in an out
>"muh saunders" "muh bullpen" "muh offense" "tuloooo hurrr"
was the jays faction on /sp/ always this shitty or did it all start last summer?
>>67513079
I can see that lol. Though to be honest most teams fans are reactive like that, but just not to that extreme usually. For example, I was on the get rid of Peavy and Cain right now train since their second start. It's hard to separate emotion from logic especially if you don't really understand the ups and downs of a baseball season I'd assume. You guys definitely have things to be worried about though, that hitting is atrocious
Donny is the only reason to watch this team other than the starting pitching minus dickey
>>67513145
What Encarnation is going on here?!??
>>67513174
Canadian fans in all forms are very reactive. American fans seem more realistic.
PLEASE
Who is ready for the Martin popup to end the inning?
Shut it down
>hitting a trash batter to load the bases
>>67513145
its still too early to be making radical adjustments or changes. You cant just change the whole team when you have 1 mediocre month. if you think tulo should be traded or whatever, you're part of the 99% I was talking about in my first post. If you look at the jays' division, there's really no one running away with it at this point and really no urgency to do something drastic right now. They could go .500 until july and if things aren't improving still have more than enough time to make up ground
The fact that their starting pitching has been extremely good is reason enough not to do anything crazy, bats get hot and cold all the time, but if they keep pitching like this they'll win more than they lose even with mediocre hitting
lol bases loaded Martin up to bat..........
oh god
Here comes the GIDP boys
Bases loaded for the bottom of the order woohoo
ITS HABBENIG
sac fly rbi is better than nothing
R B I
B
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yes a nutsack fly
bochyball activated
Time for a Smoak bomb.
If the Giants fuck this game up...
>>67513263
>1 pitch
>run
>next pitcher
>1 pitch
>inning over
such is life
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
Been a while since our bullpen shit the bed. I was starting to think it was competent.
no no no
BASED
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>Goins
Might as well let the pitcher hit
>Goins
NO
STOP
WHY
FUCK OFF GIBBY
whew
>groans
was fun while it lasted
KICKED IN THE groins
>>67513323
barney was out of the game
>>67513352
Should've put Happ in
>If we don't score here, it will be up to fucking Casilla to protect this lead
Let's get those runs back tho
>>67513363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRXhByrZitE
kek at the cameraman creeping in on the bar cuties
OOOAAAAAAWWHH YEAHH, WE GOT ANOTHER GOOD ONE FOR YOU TODAY
LET'S GO RAPTING DEVICES!!!!
hahha that strike call.
Please get the out
lel
I'll tell ya, no one hangs off the dugout fence quite like ol Gibby
Cmon Quesadilla!!!
Shut em down
>Focus
BELLLLLLLLTTTTTTT
>Casilla
good at bat saunders.
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEE
Son of a DICK
>Casilla still employed
>HURR WE CANT COME BACK ITS IMPOSSIBLE XD
Fucking kill yourselves Blue Jays fans
Lmao
GOOD OL CANADIAN BOY
>CASILLA
seriously fuck this team.
We're going to be here for a while.. anyone care for pizza?
HES A GOOD CANADIAN BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
Michael goes ahead and Saunders one right outta there. Did not see that coming, but not surprised it's a solo.
>>67513596
I'll have a slice m8
>>67513585
>not following the Jays fire sale meme
NL will always be the worse league
>>67513596
Just Cheese for me
why is there only memes but no discussion?
>throwing inside to Bautista
playing with fire
charge da mound
>>67513617
You home alone?
>>67513618
Cause you're in a Jays thread my friend
>Storen walks out
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>67513609
>it was just a meme guise!!! XD
>I was only pretending to be retarded!!
>>67513637
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
Why isn't he already on THE MOON!!!!???
>>67513639
It was just a prank bro
>>67513639
Your first Jays gamethread obviously. No need to be so upset.
>Santiago "JUST FUCK MY SAVE OPPORTUNITIES UP" Casilla
>>67513639
>he doesn't know
kek
>>67513637
Game over. Everyone pack your bags.
Not enough devil hand signs today I guess, oh well.
>inb4 14 innings like cleveland/houston right now
>>67513585
It's still a rare occurrence, jays bats are usually silent the last few innings
>Bum cucked out of a win again
Remember last year when the bullpen blew like 3 Bumgarner saves in a row and he couldn't get to 20 wins?
>>67513722
please no I was all ready to go to the beach
I'm only watching this game waiting for Tim&Sid tbqh
>Tim and Sid
Sid to DH
Come on Chav-a-dav aim for the zone
ruh roh
>Pillar
Jesus Christ
Is Pillar on bath salts?
HELP
>>67513770
>>67513767
Just the masonic power of satan my man
>Mood: Panik
Does Jan Gobbins know how to bullpen?
>Another loss tagged on the bullpen
Please no
MVP
I just want Tim and Sid
