Where is the West Ham vs MU thread?
penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight
penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight
penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight
penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight
>>67480997
>>67480977
penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight
penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight
>>67480954
In the future, where the match is happening
Huge game desu, the whole transfer window can change drastically depending on its result.
>>67480977
>>67480997
>>67481008
>>67481014
>>67481023
this ain't twitter
>mugs
>>67480968
RIP this guy lel
>>67481068
yeh i know right you tell me kev
https://youtu.be/5ZQQ5FJXJaY
>>67481061
MU and City will splash the cash regardless imo, CL football might be a factor for some players though
utd need to drop points so van laal gets the sack
>>67481149
losing the fa cup final in an embarrassing way might be enough and Jose can show his genius in the CL from day 1
>>67480954
"ellie" is still at the mosque m8, london traffic can be horrendous
>yfw poop has to deal with el
>>67481306
Do you think he will tank it?
>>67481306
>deal with el
he has a blank cheque to do so + the huge squad he already has
>>67481320
hes gon get rekt by some team in eastern yurop im sure
>>67481320
i think english teams tanking the europa league is a thing of the past now it brings a CL spot. that shit is so important, like 100m important
he might tank it if city are guaranteed a top 4 spot though
>>67481371
Tell that to Tottenshit fielding reserves against Dortftrottelmund in the Ro16.
>>67481399
yes but they were top 4 already. if pep is challenging for the title he will tank it too
>>67481414
>if pep is challenging for the title he will tank it too
If he isn't he should get the sack desu
>>67481427
it depends, i mean youve got the 2 top teams of this season spurs and lester, and then mou at united, whoever signs for arsenal and finally maybe klopp will sort liverpools shit out. it wont be easy to instantly challenge for the title in his first season with all that lot
West ham really are squeezing every last shekel out of Upton park
>£50 for a seat
>>67481466
Not to mention he will have little pre-season to work with the Euros and all.
>>67481523
>>67481466
hi mr plastic arab here, allahu akbar to you
i dont care about this, give trophies pep
kinda hope it rains tonight so it ruins there big night
Carroll
>mou is going to united
Will this stupid meme end?
>>67481885
are you a united fan who doesnt want him or a fan of another team who thinks he is too good for them
where else would he go? i think its a good fit because he is an overrated meme and so are they
>>67481916
I'm a fan who doesn't want the prick.
>>67481977
youre a smart man anon. well i think its either him or van laal judging by all the media bullshit. who would you want?
>>67481977
Do you want Mr. Sexual Masochism to stay, or do you want Poch or someone else?
>>67481999
>>67481993
I want sex machoism to stay sadly. I just want him to strengthen the mid up a bit more and get rid of the shit players
>>67482118
I'd like him to stay as well, not just for the memes. But I think he's very good at laying down a great foundation for the years to come, maybe not a lot of trophies in the short term, but great results in the long run. It's nice to see clubs thinking about that instead of just sacking the coach after a bad run of form
>>67482118
Shit players like Rooney, who he plays every fucking time?
LAD
LAD?
manure needs to take shitty's cl spot, it's meant to be
>>67482309
>Listen sunshine
I'm so nervous
the possibility of no martial is going to make this so much more difficult
>>67482330
>United keep lvg
>pep goes to the Arctic circle
Actually would be very entertaining desu desu
Dubs decides what I bet on. Going to spend big with 3 whole euros.
Guys is it just me or is it too fucking hot.
Can't wait for autumn
>Depay and Herrera playing
Interested..
122 quid to bet with tonight
tough one to call tho utd need to win for th champions league but players might want lvg to sack so might not try their hardest
whilst its west hams last game at upton park
ref ball could well come into it
any suggestions?
>>67482463
if man u dont win its a huge choke theyre a much better team
if they win you get money, if they lose you get to laugh at them
win win
West Ham actually put in a bid of 25m for Vardy lmao
>>67482463
Refball for West Ham or against? Because there's no team that's been refballed more than West Ham this season. They'd be comfortably top 4 if not for it.
>>67482463
>utd need to win for th champions league
West Ham need to win for EL, presuming they want EL that is.
>tfw working at 7pm
>only got 300mb of data left
Fuck sake
>>67482476
Sauce?
>>67482476
i heard that was for bony
i also heard it was for benteke so who knows
>>67482485
just download more internet
>>67482505
Where can I download more internet, mate?
>>67482495
>>67482504
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/729710752278306816
https://twitter.com/ExWHUemployee/status/729993955748786176
The bid for the player outside the PL is for either Lacazette or Batshuayi
>>67482515
from the internet
>>67482528
Got a website, mate?
>>67482505
>>6748251off the Internet
>>67482485
Wut? Sort out your Internet lad, it's all people like us have
>>67482622
Mobile data mate. Only got 1GB a month on my contract
>>67482635
Fuck me I go through that every week
Based Three™ unlimited data desu
Anyone else fed up with West Ham cocksucking by the establishment.
Literally the old boys team the amount of shit the FA has done for them. Fuck off.
>>67482803
What's 3 like? Been with EE since they were Orange but can get staff discount on a Tesco sim only contract
>hate United more than West Haram
>need United to win
fuck
Who /West Ham/ here??
Fuck these Northern scum
>>67482825
Pretty good. £15/m sim only unlimited data 300 calls+texts (who calls/texts any more anyway) The free data roaming is also amazing if you travel to any of the 20 countries they offer it for.
Luckily the signal coverage is good in my area - I've heard complaints from others about their coverage.
---de gee
valencia - smalling - blind. - rocko
--carrick lol - rppney - herrera
memphis - rasher- mata
>>67482370
here lad
sweatingman.jpg
>We're getting Sanches
>shitnited fans
Lmao
>>67482370
>>67483310
How hot is it?
>>67482912
That confirmed la?
or just your prediction?
>>67480954
>making a thread 6 hours early
>>67483353
>6 hours
wew are you a spic lad?
KO is in 1hr 50
Can someone answer me this:
If United do get 4th, is Champions League confirmed?
Does the chance that Liverpool may win the Europa have no bearing on EPL 4th place and United won't get knocked into Europa?
if united win, then united will drop points, and they wont want that
i think united will win though, despite united's best efforts
>>67483331
>We're getting Hummels
>Liverpoop fans
Lmao
>>67483386
If Liverpool win then England get 5 teams. 4th would've missed out if City had won the CL.
>>67483386
4th will payout a CL spot no matter this season
>>67483386
Liverpool winning Europa won't mess up United's 4th place
>>67483395
Except nobody really said that
>>67483386
IF Liverpool win the EL, England will get a 5th ticket for the CL
>>67483401
Oh ok, thanks for that.
>>67483386
They have to win a qualifying round to get into the group stages, I would say it's confirmed, but this is a United team that lost to literally whos.
>>67483404
>>67483405
>>67483409
>>67483414
thanks lads
>>67483406
I saw dozens and I can't be assed going into archives to bytfo. Also you're that Liverpoop shitposter anyway.
>>67483414
FULL TIME PLUMBERS
U
L
L
T
I
M
E
P
L
U
M
B
E
R
S
Manchester United is probably going to blow this, right?
>>67483406
not true, in their minds they signed most Dortmund players
>>67483414
The qualifying is over two legs, and they BTFO Midjtylland at home. The qualifying they had to do this season was against Brugge and they BTFO them too.
Though there are potentially tough teams in the qualifying round.
>>67483438
Correct
What part of Ham are you lads from?
>>67483438
It's down to meme power.
United have the "we need CL football" meme power.
West Spam have the "last game at this stadium" meme power.
Never liked United but I fucking hope they send all those cockney cunts home in tears from their last game at Fuckton park tonight. Shove your bubbles up your arses.
>>67483455
Exactly. They shouldn't fail, but it's still possible. People won't want to join on the possibility of CL football when Lester, Arsenal (assuming) and Spurs are already in it.
>>67483469
The Ham part
>>67483507
You forgot Liverpool there m80
>>67483469
The West.
Who /eire/ here?
What parish ye from lads?
>>67483469
the Gary Oldman in Leon part
>>67483469
West East Ham
>>67483469
The Nottingh-ham part
Who /3-3 draw/ here
>>67483873
I've played a cheap bet on a draw but I hope United win. I want Shitty out the CL.
i have been so fucking nervous all day lads.
biggest game of the season for us. been and bought drinks and snacks. getting comfy and gonna order a pizza.
COME ON UNITED
>>67483902
Shitty will lose to Swansea anyway
>Local school: I guess that kids really good, you can have him for 10 footballs & 10 matchday tickets for the kids.
>Ed Woodward: Deal. Also we're giving you £40m upfront with another £20m in bonuses.
kek
>>67483932
EPIC WIN
SEND THIS TO LADBIBLE XD
R A S H F O R D
>>67483914
draw desu
>>67484004
You should get someone to check it out for you.
>>67484015
Would be good enough if >we draw today and beat Bournemouth
Won't be good for my nerves though. Don't want another AGUEROOOO ;_;
I've lived in the UK all my life and watched football as long as I can remember but I swear I've never heard Upton Park referred to as Boleyn Ground until this season.
>>67484034
Oh, West ham will win tonight.
Enjoy your EL senpai
De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Herrera, Schneiderlin, Rooney, Mata, Rashford, Martial
YES MARTIAL
>>67484109
>
I LITERALLY JUST WOOPED ROUNG MY LIVING ROOM I THOUGHT HE WAS INJURED
I FEEL SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS GAME
TONY MARSHALL HE CAME FROM FRANCE
>>67484076
It wasn't uncommon although it has become more popular this year
>>67483913
>Pizza
well jelly anon
on a health drive, chicken salad for me la
>MARTIAL IN
JUST GIVE US THE FOURTH PLACE TROPHY NOW
>>67484076
i first found out through an episode of who wants to be a millionaire
WHU: Randolph, Antonio, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Sakho, Lanzini, Payet, Carroll
Subs: Spiegel, Tomkins, Valenciua, Obiang, Collins, Moses, Emenike
MU: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Herrera, Schneiderlin, Rooney, Mata, Rashford, Martial
Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Jones, Carrick, Lingard, Januzaj, Memphis
>>67484165
>WHU: Randolph, Antonio, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Sakho, Lanzini, Payet, Carroll
Team of literally whos + Payet
>MU: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Herrera, Schneiderlin, Rooney, Mata, Rashford, Martial
Your new 4th place champions and FA cup winners!
>>67484150
>on a health drive, chicken salad for me la
>>67484161
No. That's Arsenals and they'll get it by losing to Villa.
>>67484165
>Martial
He's fit? Whaa?
>>67484194
must have just been a precautionary thing in the warm up v norwich, hope he isn't getting rushed back or anything
so glad he made it though. he's had a hand in every goal united scored v west ham this season (1 goal, 2 assists)
>>67484134
Hey Reddit
Randolph < De Gea
Antonio < Valencia
Reid < Smalling
Ogbonna < Blind
Cresswell = Rojo
Noble < Herrera
Kouyate < Schneiderlin
Sakho < Rooney
Lanzini < Mata
Payet < Rashford
Carroll < Martial
No way we can't win
>>67484185
Lanzini is good. Like an inferior Modric.
>>67484238
Agree with all of these except:
>Cresswell = Rojo
Rojo a shit. Cresswell > Rojo
>>67484238
>Payet < Rashford
not even complaining about the direction of your signs as it's obvious bait.. but they play different positions
switch rashford and martial
5 squid on Rashford to outscore big Andy c. Easy money or goodbye fiver?
>>67484238
>there's people who view football like this
>>67484238
>Antonio < Valencia
>Ogbonna < Blind
>Cresswell = Rojo
>Noble < Herrera
>Kouyate < Schneiderlin
>Sakho < Rooney
>Payet < Rashford
>Carroll < Martial
wew
also
>antonio valencia is two people
2-2
>West Ham match
>not ending with a draw
Should I try and go back to university or just pick up a trade?
All those fuckwits I knew in school are making a shit load of money.
Just popped down to the shops and spotted this absolute madman hahahah! So I took a cheeky snap of him!
anyone hoping for a manure choke?
>>67484323
Don't believe the uni jew
>>67484323
Under 22 then trade.
>>67484238
>Irish ''''people''''
Wew lad
>>67484238
>we
But Shamrock Rovers arent playing tonight?
>>67484323
neet masterrace, m8
>>67484325
I don't know what I want anymore
west ham had to fuck things up against swansea's b team
now I prefer pepropa
>>67484338
What if 22?
>>67484325
Would be the perfect final game for WHU to keep them out of the Champions League
1-2 United.
Who /MillionDollar/ here?
alright since when the FUCK has it been called boleyn
it's upton park you bellends
>West Ham think they're a big club
>>67484353
Sligo Rovers
Iv been calling it Upton Park for years
Never even heard the word 'boyln' before
The atmosphere at the Millenium Stadium will be fucking shite
Literally Etihad/Emirates tier.
>>67484390
b-b-but we won the world cup la
The away fans only have to go round the corner for this one.
best scenario? Can't decide
>MU wins, but then chokes against Bournemouth, City to play CL
>MU gets 4th, Van Laal stays, eliminated by Roma in the qualifiers
>>67484391
I'm Bohs lad, can't blame me
>united coach could be late again
come on lads
>>67484410
Poop going to city with no cl is the best scenario
Friendly reminder that West Ham are the jews of English football and the FA is stuffed full of ex hammers with an agenda.
I only went to Upton Park once ,the area is full of pakis and it's a total shithole
Don't blame them for moving
>>67484428
what do they think about the name west ham? isn't it haram?
>>67484428
Its not just upton park, the whole of london is like that pal.
>Quickest way to West Ham's new stadium from central london is TFL rail from Liverpool street to Stratford
>Live at Liverpool street
>From next season my neighbourhood is going to be full of scum every other weekend getting pissed and singing about bubbles
>>67484384
We've all collectively gone through the looking glass sometime in the recent past.
I don't know when it happened but we've ended up in some parallel universe where Upton Park is also called Boleyn Ground and Leicester City are Premier League champions by a 10 point margin.
>>67484424
This, t b h
>>67484357
Yeah if it was me then I'd be going trade. Sorry I didn't when I was young
>>67484443
It's a nickname, it's short for Westhampton.
>tfw I actually like the new West Ham badge
Do I stand alone?
Did Pep already sign his new contract?
>yfw he goes to United after City fail to qualify for the CL
>>67484454
Doesn't Liverpool Street get a lot of away fans passing through anyway?
>>67484410
Definitely the second one with all the britbongs calling Roma a shit team after Real beat them.
>B-b-but they bought good players this summer
>Totti played the best game of his career lads
>Wish Mou was here
>We just need to sign Ronaldo on a free along with Neymar, That young midfielder from porto whos really good and a couple of defenders and we're good
>>67482463
BTTS
>>67484424
2nd it is then
>>67484476
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjIjUtrsqY
>>67484323
Definitely a trade lid, wish I did it after school
so nervous familia
This is the second time in the last few weeks that the United bus has been late.
It's all gone to shit.
DID FERGIE DO FUCKING EVERYTHING?
>>67484480
Roma are pretty shit though desu. Tottis is literally past it at the top level (smashing serie a shitters is not the top level)
>>67481399
>implying they could win
>>67484476
Fuckloads, I hear people singing in the weatherspoons every weekend, most of the time it's spurs fans funnily enough.
It's going to be off the scale now though. Literally takes 4 minutes to get to the stadium from here on the train. dreading it.
>>67484323
yes do a trade. I'm an apprentice bricky and it's the best fun youll ever have, good mates too.
>>67484502
never too late lad
>>67484472
that's tinpot as fuck, and I'm a barnsley fan
>inb4 0-0
Look at that creepy fuck behind Noble.
>>67481466
Liverpool will win it next year t b h. theyre getting 100m to improve the defense and hopefully mingolet
>yfw they buy 3 overpriced strikers instead
>>67484531
I was doing it last year but I got laid off cos the lad got free labour out of Derry, still looking for somebody else to take me on but I'm getting quite old now almost 25 and working a shit bar job for the moment
>>67484516
he was never top top level to begin with, but imagine Dzeko scoring his only Roma goal to go through, glorious
Farewell to the greatest football ground in the country
>>67484558
old trafford isnt going anywhere la
Stay classy, wet spam.
https://twitter.com/OTFaithful/status/730097049631395840
is this 2muchass?
>>67484574
No.
t. ass connoisseur
>>67484558
They stopped playing at Highfield Road in 2005 lad.
>8:30 kick off
>>67484475
I wonder if mourinho is also in the same spot regarding united. I could see both managers fighting this summer for the manchester team with cl
>8:30 kick off
lmao
>8:30 KICK OFF
>8:30 KICK OFF
>8:30 KICK OFF
>8:30 KICK OFF
>8:30 KICK OFF
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Kick off delayed due to cockney scum
kek
>>67484558
Are Arsenal leaving the emirates?
>8:30
fuck sake
>>67484611
Which set of fans?
>>67484596
it would be funny
>>67484574
>That pose
The ass is a lie
WEST HAM FANS CONFIRMED FOR BEING CUNTS
Salty Rooney
Hahaha based
>>67484574
No, but it's very close. Especially since she's got big arms too. The stance is making it look bigger than it is though, it's like pushing your pelvis out and crunching your body slightly together to make your abs look more toned, or squashing your bicep to make it look bigger.
Only thing is if a guy did that they would get ridiculed for taking a picture of it.
>game delayed because of west ham fans blocking the bus
lol bunch of twats
>>67484618
I'd hate to move grounds.
Fans where celebrating in the street they fucking knew it would happen.
>>67484384
>>67484393
Casuals out
Matthew Etherington @mattyethers 18s18 seconds ago
Amazing scenes, I'm on Green St, 20 yds away from the ground. Not moved for 45 mins. 'Bubbles' blaring out from houses, burger vans etc.
>over an hour of sky repeating themselves
Fuck this gay shit.
>>67484644
>>67484632
>>67484611
>>67484570
>soft cunts complaining about a bit of banter
guys apparently this is west hams last game at upton park have you heard about this? all over sky.
CONTROL YOUR SCUMMY FANS YOU IRRELEVANT CUNTS
man utd game delayed for a second time in a month
>muh special ground
>muh special atmosphere
literally the same as dozens of other grounds in England
Fucking hell I hate West Ham
all gone off outside the ground big time
I hope to christ West Ham get BTFOd
>yfw hillsborough style cockney crush because of the crowds and shitty old fashioned stadium
>>67484357
You sound like you're in the same boat as me. I want to do electrician course but I've no idea how you even get started.
why do >we have to deal with this wet spam shit? why can't someone else play them at their last boleyn game?
Any pics of the West Ham fans?
Vines going around showing rocks being thrown at the united bus
God damn Londoners are pure scum
Build a wall around it and keep them in there.
>>67484722
Got on the blower to some contractors and ask them
>>67484723
>Holding your shield upside down
Whilst we wait for the game to start how about we all list our favourite anime?
https://twitter.com/dreamteamfc/status/730098433491611652
all gone /copalib/
players arriving in riot vans
West Ham fans pelted it with beer.
Much the same as Liverpool did to the Villereal bus (on social media).
Can't imagine much will be made of Liverpool but we'll be criticised.
United are shook
These prawn cracker cunts don't know how to handle a hostile environment
West Ham will walk it 3-0
>>67484749
Cory in the House
>Londoners
>Southerners
Literal barbarians
Now I want United to win just for the West Ham butthurt. Probably gonna get some juicy riots going.
>"west" ham United
>stadium on the east side of London
Explain yourselves brits
>>67484749
Death Note season 1. Fight me fagitos
>>67484761
Liverpool fans though a few empty cans at the bus Wet Spam have broken the bus and delayed the game
![2b890d69dd195a2e3e6a0185c0321b17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1OXkyXw.jpg "2b890d69dd195a2e3e6a0185c0321b17[1].jpg")
>>67484754
Sabe pa
>>67484775
british-immigration-policy.jpg
>>67484749
Angel Beats
>>67484727
>>67484612
Fuck off shitposting Liverpoop fan. Stop falseflagging you fucking alchy cunt.
Will West Ham be able to fill the whole new stadium? It's almost twice the capacity.
>>67484799
52000 season tickets have been sold
>>67484775
>>67484788
kek
KEK
>some proper passion
nice going west ham, the only side that have rivaled liverpool this season
>>67484749
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and fuck you if you disagree.
>>67484799
Yes. London is a big place famalam. They've already sold 50,000 season tickets.
