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Next matchday:
05.14.2016 03:30pm CEST
Werder Bremenn: Eintracht Frankfurt
SV Darmstadt 98 : Borussia Mönchengladbach
Bayern München : Hannover 96
1. FSV Mainz 05 : Hertha BSC
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : FC Ingolstadt 04
Borussia Dortmund : 1. FC Köln
VfL Wolfsburg : VfB Stuttgart
FC Augsburg : Hamburger SV
1899 Hoffenheim : FC Schalke 04
>de gay
Customers BTFO
>>67479304
>tanned German
>nothing to do with Islam
>Für Werder Bremen geht es am kommenden Samstag im Duell mit Eintracht Frankfurt nicht nur um den Klassenerhalt, sondern auch um die Zukunft von Spielmacher Zlatko Junuzovic. Der 28-jährige Österreicher hat zwar noch bis 2018 Vertrag, sollte Bremen allerdings absteigen, wäre er ablösefrei zu haben.
>Ein möglicher neuer Klub könnte nach Informationen der „Bild“ der 1.FC Köln sein. Trainer Peter Stöger kennt Junuzovic ebenso wie sein Co-Trainer: „Wir kennen uns halt, haben immer mal Kontakt gehabt, vor allem aber Manfred Schmid. Er hat ja auch schon mit ihm zusammen gearbeitet“, erklärt der FC-Trainer.
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>Das meistdiskutierte Gerücht der vergangenen 24 Stunden: Holt der FC Bayern Eigengewächs Sandro Wagner (28) zurück? Der nach Thomas Müller treffsicherste deutsche Bundesliga-Profi (14 Tore) steht beim SV Darmstadt bis 2017 unter Vertrag. Diskussionsgrundlage ist ein Bericht der „Süddeutschen Zeitung“, wonach der Deutsche Meister „zumindest erwäge, ihn wieder zu verpflichten.
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>Wie der Hamburger SV am Montagabend mitteilte, haben sich der Bundesliga-Dino und Peter Knäbel auf eine sofortige Vertragsauflösung geeinigt. Der Direktor Profifußball verlässt die Hanseaten damit trotz noch laufenden Kontraktes bis 2017. Sein Aufgabengebiet wird der Vorstandsvorsitzende Dietmar Beiersdorfer übernehmen.
Germans may soon have to pay for a TV licence for each home they own.
>>67479381
>soon
what
>>67479393
*must now pay
>>67479408
can "now" also mean "since 2013"? if so, you're right
The Giro has arrived in Italy after three stages in the Netherlands and a rest/transportation day yesterday.
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>67479455
honk
>>67479514
>even if Bremen wins Stuttgart would have to score at least 4-5 goals to close the +-6 gap
rip in one piece
>>67479566
very cheeky 96:0 for Bayern
>>67479566
>mfw einstelliger Tabellenplatz
>Jaroslav Drobny (36) wird den Hamburger SV zum Saisonende verlassen. Gegenüber der „Sport Bild“ bestätigte der Torhüter nun seinen Weggang. „Ich habe eben eine Stunde mit Trainer Bruno Labbadia zusammengesessen. Er hat mir gesagt, dass meine Zeit beim HSV zu Ende ist. Ich bin fertig beim HSV,“ sagte der Tscheche. Damit wird der auslaufende Vertrag Drobnys nicht verlängert – der Keeper ist ablösefrei zu haben.
As a NYRB fan I would like to congratulate my fellow Bull brothers in Leipzig for the promotion!
Go get them guys!
>>67479687
+++ EILMELDUNG +++
+++ EILMELDUNG +++
+++ EILMELDUNG +++
+++ EILMELDUNG +++
+++ HUMMELS ZU BAYERN +++
+++ HUMMELS ZU BAYERN +++
+++ HUMMELS ZU BAYERN +++
+++ HUMMELS ZU BAYERN +++
+++ HUMMELS ZU BAYERN +++
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/hummels-wechselt-zu-bayern-45754046.bild.html
>>67479718
fucking yes.
thanks for the money, buyern
>Der FC Bayern meldet Vollzug. Mittelfeld-Talent Renato Sanches wechselt von Benfica Lissabon nach München. Das bestätigte der Deutsche Meister am Dienstagmittag offiziell. Der 18-jährige Portugiese erhält einen bis 2021 datierten Vertrag und kostet laut Vereinsangaben 35 Millionen Euro Ablöse.
>fucking yes
>>67479741
Have fun with him when he comes back unfit, overweight and mentally exhausted after the EURO.
He'll be shit for at least one third of the season, like literally every year after 2012.
I was going to write
>inb4 Dortmund fans now call Hummels bad and act like they got a great deal
Looks like I was already too late.
That didn't take long.
If anyone is interested.
http://spielverlagerung.de/2016/04/30/mats-hummels-geht-ein-unersetzbarer/
>>67479753
Big words coming from the customers who pretend that
>Dortmund player XY wouldn't even be a starter at Bayern II
until Bayern buys him and then they're like
>he's literally the best on his position
>>67479753
more like
>inb4 Bayern fans suddenly consider him a world beater after rightfully laughing at him for sucking dick every season
http://www.abseits.at/videos/hummels-eigentor-gegen-den-hsv/
You bought this guy for 35m+
>>67479765
>another black player
bintpol customers on suicide watch
my room is full of fruchtfliegen
>>67479785
Did you leave fruit out somewhere?
So what position does our new guy play
>>67479794
>our
C U N T
>>67479790
among other things, yes
>>67479794
thought he was going to manchester untied
too many fucking niggers, Kalle stop
Aua aua meihn Bein :(
>>67479766
>>67479770
He was Dortmund's captain and their shining example of muh Echte Liebe.
He's a guaranteed starting player in the NT.
Even if he does turn out to be just a decent defender that transfer hurts Dortmund in other ways aswell.
Also Art, you being a self proclaimed tactics expert should realize that a CBs performance depends on the system in place more than any other position. Let's just wait and see how he settles in under Ancelotti.
how likely do you think it is that bayern orchestrated the knife attack to bury the news that they signed hummels?
>team of spaniards, blacks and BVB players
>mia san mia
>>67479844
Breno, we have work for you
http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Hummels-verlaesst-Borussia-Dortmund-im-Sommer
disgusting
>>67479835
Hummels is an incredibly good player on his day. He is truly unbeatable in the air when he's in form, players cannot get past him and he also adds to the team's attack. I'd even say that Hummels is a little better than Boateng in his peak days, mostly because he adds more to the team overall.
The thing is, he's incredibly inconsistent. I was not even mad the first time I heard about him wanting to move to Bayern (and I thought I'd get extremely butthurt if he ever left). That made me understand that Hummels playing like absolute fucking dogshit for 4-6 months every season subconsciously made me dislike him.
Even this year it was the same. In the Rückrunde he has been an absolute beast for the most part, but in the Hinrunde he was extremely awful and people literally wanted him to fuck off because he was so shit yet again.
He's just fucking unreliable. I wouldn't mind another Sokratis tier player in our CB - not as good/commanding/leading on his best days as Hummels is, but always playing at a very good level and extremely reliable. I'm tired of having meme CBs who can either be CL winning tier or HSV tier depending on their mood, like Hummels or Subotic.
35m + bonus for Sanches
38m for 1y Hummels
>Rummenigger
>tfw no signing picture
>>67479938
they can take that right before the cup final
the last time i have been excited over a transfer was when Raúl came to Schalke
Who cares about Hummels when Bayern is unironically bringing back Sandro fucking Wagner?
What an absolute madman.
>>67479835
I mean >we managed to be on 18th place with him, so there's that.
>>67479765
Shamefully I was reminded of the racist apocryphal story about Frank Bruno as a studio guest watching the 1986 World Cup
>>67479687
>yfw they sign mou and they pull a leicester on buyern
With Carol's league record in mind I would expect some more signings from rival* Bundesliga clubs. Reus and Weigl, Bellarabi, Toprak and Brandt. Wagner (pretty much already confirmed). Sahne, Meyer and Goretska.
No one is safe this summer.
>>67479938
It would be to much for the Dortmund Fans.
>>67479962
Kek.
Bayern is simply great. First Sanchez and now Hummels.
I am excited to see who else will come.
Don´t think this will be all.
Don't want to sugarcoat that transfer, but I'm glad there isn't another €10m per annum salary at the club.
Hey voll cooler faden, ich glaub bayern wird nächste saison die bundesliga gewinnen, was glaubt ihr?
>>67479794
no way he's 18
Not sure if botnet
>>>/g/54475293
>>67480172
>mfw buyern wins lol
>>67479304
>tanned German
Inshallah. Is this b8 or just Merkelmany?
1. RazorHoeneß
2. Cheeeeeeen~
3. Neinhold
----------------------
P-P-POWERGAP
----------------------
9. NurDerHSV
10. Göatze
----------------------
P-P-POWERGAP
----------------------
6000000. Kyouko
Honorable Mention: Neinholds Botarmy
>>67480319
>living in the past
>>67479785
1. Glas mit Fruchtsaft/Limo/Bierrest füllen
2. Spüli rein wegen der Oberflächenspannung
3. warten bis die Wichser da reinfliegen wie Muslime ins WTC
>>67480319
Thats alot of human garbage in one list.
>muh tactical retreat
go suck some farmer balls faggot.
>>67480319
>No Numbers
Fuck yo couch nigger!
>>67480355
>tripfags
>human garbage
Well no shit sherlock.
>>67480295
It's delicious bait
>>67480319
>Chairman Goblin not ranked
![Laughing-Frog-Meme-07[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xrAjEQB.jpg "Laughing-Frog-Meme-07[1].jpg")
>>67479857
>tripfags powerranking
>>67480207
>1999+17
>mousepads
>>67480207
pls dont hack me
who is dortmund going to buy as a replacement? Toprak?
Ich denke der Transfer zeigt die menschliche Seite des FC Bayern.
Bayern greift etwas tiefer als notwendig in die Tasche um Hummels 1 Jahr Spießrutenlaufen zu ersparen.
Does Sanches mean GOATze is leaving?
>>67480469
I think even before the transfer it was pretty evident that Götze has no future at Bayern.
Dieselbe oder eine höhere Version der .NET Framework 4.5 wurde bereits auf diesem Computer installiert.
>>67480456
That is one way of looking at it.
>>67480508
Maybe it is something else you need to install, like a directx runtime or something?
>>67480508
this is a good thing
>>67480508
That's a strange portage message. What package were you trying to emerge? Post your dmesg output.
there's a package in my pants that's about to emerge
what did he mean by this
>>67480469
gotze has no future at bayern for sure, but sanches isnt his replacement imo
What's the general media opinion in Germany of the Hummels transfer?
>>67480630
>bayernwinslol
aua aua meine gentoo
>>67480620
what's with all these young blacks going to bayern, did horst heldt take over as manager or what?
>>67480453
>Toprak
I hope not.
>Kevin Großkreutz geht in die Gastronomie: Der Allrounder vom VfB Stuttgart will zur Europameisterschaft 2016 sein eigenes Kneipen-Restaurant in Dortmund eröffnen. "Mit Schmackes" soll der Name der neuen Einrichtung werden.
>"Wir wollen uns mit Blick auf das Eröffnungsdatum noch nicht festlegen, weil noch umfangreiche Renovierungsarbeiten im Gange sind," wird Großkreutz´ Geschäftspartner Christopher Reinecke von der WAZ zitiert. Zurzeit gleicht der Laden noch einer Baustelle.
>>67480645
lahm's really into them lately
>>67480453
http://spielverlagerung.de/2016/04/30/mats-hummels-geht-ein-unersetzbarer/
>>67480675
He's also about to became a dad. But it looks like our Twitter expert (looking at you Denmark) failed to post that news...
klose leaves lazio after 5 years. Rumors are he will go to mls.
>>67480675
Döner jokes incoming
>>67480686
good post
>Lazio Rom hat den Abgang von Weltmeister Miroslav Klose offiziell bestätigt und sein letztes Spiel am kommenden Sonntag zum „Klose Day“ ausgerufen. Der 37-Jährige spielte fünf Jahre für die Römer. Sein neuer Verein steht noch nicht fest.
Hummels is obviously getting benched at Buyern. Badstuber is gonna play when he's /fit/.
>>67480744
Will be tough for Hummels to sit on the bench for these 2 and a half games each season.
>>67480702
Großkreutz uses instagram, not twitter.
I rely on Ruhr Nachrichten or other news orgs to tweet screenshots of his instagram account, but I haven't seen them tweet anything about this
>>67480755
https://twitter.com/fischkreutz_KG/status/729746014895230976
>>67480751
Badstuber can't be dead all his life. He's gonna come back sooner or later and he's too well liked to be benched.
>>67480757
Damn, that bitch is fine.
>>67480758
It's also what I like about this transfer: he's 28 now, no matter how long he stays at Bayern, Boateng and Badstuber will always be the bigger legends at the club.
>>67480686
>>67480769
Badstuber will be a legend in the same way the Loch Ness Monster is a legend. When he actually shows up on the pitch people will faint.
>>67480757
Right. I follow very few players, just never see him getting retweeted. It's always screenshots from instagram
>>67480785
>>67480755
>>67480790
hello!
>>67480144
>>67480144
>>67480144
neuer thread
>>67480796
he's right though.
>>67480818
hey
>>67479794
rapper
>>67480798
What is up
is being rummenigge the easiest job in the world? just buy the best players from dortmund and schalke. nobody else competes for the players and you have no pressure like being in charge of madrids transfers
>>67480899
Maybe that's why he is a smuggler on the side, to keep things interesting.
>>67480899
Rummenigge and Sammer basically get paid for thrash talking. The only bayern official that actually works for his money is Reschke.
>>67479763
Reminder
>>67481093
They all look like turbo nerds.
How can he do this to after how he reacted to the Gotze transfer?
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/09/noam-chomsky-who-rules-the-world-us-foregin-policy
>>67481238
How else was he going to prove how big of a deal he is?
>one guy honks
>chen comes in and honks four times
classic
>>67481282
I'm a loser so this is not my area of expertise but he has achieved enough with Dortmund and the NT.
>>67479765
buffaloooo sooldier
>>67479794
Running around in midfield
>>67479938
That feeling
>>67479963
These major Bayern transfers do it for me too
>>67480112
>Don´t think this will be all.
Have fun keeping 30 players happy
>>67479938
maybe the secret is that the echte liebe is the liebe of bayern munich, and all players who love bayern go to dortmund as an easy way in to bayern
>>67480675
Is it located at the Borsigplatz?
Respect to all the Kaiserslautern fans.
>>67480702
>>67480757
>>67480768
Saw a pregnant co-worker today. My god did she look like a milking cow. Delicious
"Oh hey Anon come sit with us and drink a beer!"
>>67481458
lmao ihr nerds seid voll die opfer ey cüs
>>67481406
Nope.
>>67481458
>hanging out with 30+ people that aren't your co workers
>>67481533
>germany in charge of counting
>>67481533
>HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 30
better?
>>67481533
>not hanging out with friends
>not having friends outside of your work
wew
>>67481560
I understand
>>67481503
Her tits were double the size they used to be, and her carrying that round belly in front of her... Heeyyyy... She also has a great bottom in general and looks wife material as the everliving bongobong.
I bet she looks bad when undressed but when she's dressed in jeans and everything she's soooo curvy and thick. She has brown hair and moonish eyes! She's very cute when you talk to her. She's very slow talking
>>67481573
Please have sex, creep.
>>67481561
>having the reading comprehension of a 7 year old
>>67481560
Yes
Are you excited for the Liverpool transfers?
>Nach Informationen unserer Redaktion (RP) ist Sebastian Rode vom FC Bayern München dann ein Kandidat für Gladbach. Das berichtet auch die "Bild-Zeitung". Der 25-Jährige kam in zwei Jahren beim Rekordmeister auf 51 Einsätze, davon jedoch nur 15 in der Startelf. Rode soll die Bayern deshalb verlassen wollen.
>>67481604
yes
>>67481604
A little bit. I have no idea who Klopp will want to sign.
>>67481619
Needs a talk with Carlo first
>>67481670
Mario Götze
One of those transfers that make too much sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-KxlzFSAMY
What did he mean by this?
>>67481670
Jonas Hector.
Gotze might sign if we win the Europa League.
Matip is confirmed.
>>67481732
Might be cool. Noreno is just too frustrating.
>>67480896
th-the weather
>>67481766
i didnt know you were a liverpool supporter
>>67481794
It's more of a habit desu.
What happened to Lauri? Is he ded?
>>67481815
http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2016/05/lauri-love-nca-legal-backdoor-crypto-keys-rejected-by-judge/
>>67481809
okay
>>67481845
interesting
Big game for Van Gaal tonight. West Ham play their last match at their stadium so they will be extremely motivated.
>>67481886
Which Brazilian team do you follow?
>>67481905
minor change
>>67481961
>>67481905
spot the difference lads. winner gets to sign reus in the summer
>>67480638
>tfw you got tricked into installing funtoo as your first distro
>on a shitty dual core laptop
>>67481933
i dont, brazilian football is crap
>>67481933
No way in heaven Manchester United can win
>>67481979
His left shoulder (HB&I here btw)
>>67481458
>not a single Weißbier in sight
no thank you
So what are your favorite sub reddits, friends?
>>67482025
No Kippen either
>>67482025
I visit reddit like twice a year. It's not that I dislike it but "anonymous" posting on 4chan ruined other forums for me tßh.
>>67482064
meant to reply to>>67482036
Spotted another couch chair in all brown on my way to aldi. It looked really low and cheap but also really comfortable. Didn't notice any major spots from afar. There was also some wood I could use to make the small but handy kitchen shelf I had in mind
>>67482036
soccerstreams and germansp
>>67482001
I bet you learned a thing or two
>>67482036
/r/twinks
>>67482080
Are you in Düsseldorf m8?
I spotted the same things today
>>67482227
No and there's nothing special about a brown couch hair and wood
>>67482152
gay
>>67482244
I'm not so sure about that
Nice dubs
>>67482244
>brown couch hair
eww
>tfw eating chicken and melon
>tfw white
feels GUT
>>67482266
Thanks you too
>>67482261
I wonder why it took you 8 minutes to reply :^)
>>67482227
Do you think someone who collects trash off the street lives in DD?
>>67482293
Of course, we have rather poor neighbourhoods/people here, as well, i guess Springer and RTL did a great job of giving our city a snobby rep. Now Munich on the other hand is flat out facist compared to DD.
>>67482274
>tfw white
i know that feel
Hummels fb message
>>67482352
A lot of good replies under it from my quick skim, but I can't really be bothered to screenshot and collect them
>>67482369
Wish you would stop posting once and for all tßh.
>>67482352
Yasin is guter jung schwör
>>67482352
>yasin quaresma
typical
>>67482369
collect them please
i want laughs
>>67482379
Go pick that sessel up you filthy pig
>>67482352
>Yasin Quaresma
typical NRW-ler
>Bayern signed that new GBE member and Hummels in one day
>>67482379
cry us a river please
>>67482400
It overwhelms me. There are more than three thousand
>>67482433
Helt dien Mahul tu Auslaehnderschwien
>>67480319
RUDE
Heard or read any good jokes lately?
>>67482494
yeah
>>67482541
Okay
>>67481093
Lmao he reminds me of Richmond from IT Crowd
>>67481312
I own the ultimate Chen webm
>>67482494
Yes
>>67482494
your life
Denmark went from 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in extra time against Switzerland in the icehockey
>>67482494
No
>>67482560
Okay
>>67482560
Okay
>>67482579
Me neither
>>67482560
it crowd is GOAT
its a shame so few have seen it
>>67481458
Was das fürn Polackenbräu?
Ich trink nur nachm deutschen Reinheitsgebot.
>>67482579
Classic. High hopes then boom
>tfw you have to study and shiet but you still keep coming back to the bundes thread of a Monégasque basket weaving forum
>>67482494
no, you?
>>67482702
Bier
>>67482702
Cookies and cakes
>>67482702
döner
>>67482702
Blut- and Leberwurst
They look and taste like yummy turds
>>67482702
Schweinseipreußbratlerschmandl
![1433526230586[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MSCqeKM.jpg "1433526230586[1].jpg")
Why would he delete his post?
>Neue Herausforderung
>>67482702
rip friend
>Mark Clattenburg will referee Champions League final.
>>67482872
good hes a good ref
>>67482607
It crowd is the British big bang theory
>>67482872
your opinion @ this?
>>67482352
>iPad
>reminds you that you're using an iPad in the top left corner
>>67482965
I don't like him
Going fishing now
>>67483005
isn't it night time over there yet?
or you mean you will be baiting
Best FB-Comment-Section on this FB-Pages:
Mats Hummels
FC Bayern München
Borussia Dortmund
>de butthurt
can someone do a best of?
![13173962_1684062068524409_8821705236713352519_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4d93Cp4.jpg "13173962_1684062068524409_8821705236713352519_n[1].jpg")
>de customer
>>67483086
Rektalkrebs.
Kölsch - Bappedekkel '1977' Album (192kbit_AAC).m4a
>>67483005
Nice
>>67483155
Badstuber??? ;_;
>>67483155
He seems happy. I hope someone picked up his packet and returned it.
>>67483155
>making fun of disabled people
:(
>>67483155
He's happy and that fan shop + the €10 scarf are making his day... ;__;
>>67483217
delete this
>lauri
>>67483364
meant for
>>67483217
>>67483429
;_;
>>67483558
looks like he's going to kill him.
>>67483558
>>67483573
>it's time for a new LB
>>67483558
>hair gel making those white things after it dries out
ew
>>67483573
I can understand. He does silly shit to often.
basel - thun is starting in 1 minute
![seinfeld.1x01.the_stakeout.dvdrip_xvid-fov.avi_snapshot_15.45_[2016.05.10_18.45.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wGETAy6.jpg "seinfeld.1x01.the_stakeout.dvdrip_xvid-fov.avi_snapshot_15.45_[2016.05.10_18.45.19].jpg")
Who the heck is this guy?
>>67484114
georges dad
>>67484114
are you rewatching it
>>67483364
All customers are disabled people.
