Houston Astros vs. Cleveland Indians
Not going to go to in depth with the OP, just making a thread for the 3 guys watching this.
>>67470116
Cleveland here. Fuck
>Kluber out of the game in the 3rd
I was certainly not expecting that
>It's another Kluber implosion episode
At least Tribe can get 2 of 3.
Typical indians. beat two of the better teams, get swept by one of the worst teams in baseball.
>>67470351
>swept
Nah.
>>67470351
>worst
nah
>>67470351
Astros did have a terrible April, but they have been heating up a ton recently. Ask Seattle fans
>>67470351
Indians will lose this game but win either two close games or a close game and a near blowout.
Come the fuck on Nap
>>67470492
nah you racist turds are getting swept
Kipnis actually got on base. Come on, Napoli
On the plus side, Roylels and probably Detroit will lose tonight too.
>>67470525
>Lastros
>Sweeping anyone ever
>Literally have consecutive wins ONCE
Enjoy your one win, though.
>>67470525
>yfw even if Asstros swept this series they'd still be 5 games below .500
Ladies and gentlemen your Houston Astros MVP
If this was 2015 I'd say it's over but Indians actually can win this game still.
>>67470743
You're right. It is the current year after all.
>>67470619
>>67470656
>going through 2 (two) pitchers in 4 innings
>>67470783
This is true
>>67470669
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Kluber gonna win one for the land
>>67470808
That's Tito for you
>only once winning two games back to back
>"i-i-it's our y-y-year"
>>67470899
Numbers confirm
>>67470931
It's okay bud. It's just a baseball game.
>>67470931
Just reminding (you) that the indians are gonna be below .500 after this series :)
>>67471031
>the Indians are getting swept
In your dreams
Would you a Springer?
>Indians are only 3 games ahead of the Lastros
>think they can shit talk
how cute
>>67470990
>>67471031
Just reminding (you) the Astros aren't even going to make a wild card contention :)
>>67471119
Astros are 12-20
Indians are 15-13
Try again
I literally can't imagine supporting a team with imagery as racist as chief wahoo.
>>67471169
I intentionally got a hat with Wahoo on it just the other day
>Lastros are bottom of the division and Houston can't into math
>think they can shit talk
Pathetic actually
>>67471146
yeah it is pretty hard to "make a wild card contention" when you're a division winner
The Astros vs the 2008 Florida Gators. Who would win?
>>67471119
>the state of Houston education system
Whew lad no wonder your team's garbage and you're shit talking like they aren't
>>67471202
>Lastros fans in charge of understanding English
"Won't even" implies below that levels, buddy
>>67471169
Reminder the Indians currently have a registered tribal member in their roster and one of the most famous Cleveland players was an Indian. Reminder that Astros won't finish the year above .400.
>>67471241
If i ever get into a linguistics discussion with a retard from cleveland, please shoot me. Have fun in the rust belt!
>>67471169
Go drink some mouthwash faggot
>>67471119
>3 games ahead
What
>>67471245
>>67471294
Feels fucking amazing.
>>67471298
You can't into English. Go back to sucking some Mexicano cock, chico
Why you have to be mad? It only game
>two dogshit cities dishing it out
>>67471298
>can't do basic math
>can't into basic grammar
>literally having nothing but getting mad on 4chins
I'd say it's just a game but in Houston it's all you have lol
Stop it guys, this is a safe zone for shit teams
>>67471166
>>67471236
>>67471322
>>67471380
Don't say that around Cleveland fans, they are in denial
>>67471306
I know drinking mouthwash is normal for yall squatting in the ruins of cleveland, but in the rest of the country, we can drink other stuff
Why is this Houston faggot so salty lol
WE DID IT CLEVELAND :^)
>>67470525
Reminder that dumb Texans started this petty shit
>>67471403
>cellar dweller calling a second place picked to lead the League in wins "in denial"
Is this "bantz" in Houston?
>>67471329
yeah i cant into english just like the astros can't "make a wildcard contention."
I bet you could pay someone from the local community college to proofread your posts for you
>>67471452
Maybe because Cleveland is 3rd highest in the AL and Lastros are 2nd to last. That 3 game difference :^)
>yfw Cleveland wins this game
>>67471491
>yeah i cant into english just like the astros can't "make a wildcard contention."
Yeah, that seems to be the case.
>hey guys lets pretend we aren't mad losing to a shit team
>I know how about we say they are mad instead
>>67471491
That guy wasn't me, but what do you think contention means?
Will Gomez ever do ANYTHING?
Mfw Texas Indians fan
>>67471588
>he literally took a picture of his dictionary
The way the phrase typically works in english is that one can either be in wild card contention or make it into a wild card spot.
His phraseology sounds like something an eastern european would say
I swear Ashby and Blum are fucking lit in the Press Box
>>67471642
Good lad
>>67471642
same, im a DC astros fan
1500 incoming
>>67471723
Are you actually retarded?
>>67471723
It makes perfect sense, you fucking sperg. How many fucking special ed classes are you in?
>they won't even make contention
To put it in your language
>they won't even be good enough to CONTEND
Is it that hard?
>>67471815
I know what it means, I was saying that phrasing it like that is something that only someone who skipped half their GED classes would do
Just a friendly reminder that Lindor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Correa
>tfw assblasted asstrofag ruined gamethread by being absolutely retarded
It didn't have to be this way.
>>67472633
yeah cause a totally empty game thread with three indians fans in it would've been so much more fun
>>67472858
>it's one extreme or the other
>>67472633
Sorry for giving you guys actual entertainment tonight
GOMEZ DID SOMETHING??? WHAT THE FUCK
>>67473004
w/e i had fun
>>67472484
They are practically the same, except Lindor hits babby hits and Correa hits dingers. Virtually the same OPS but everyone values dingers more.
gg indian fans, see you tmrw night
Lindor 0-4
Nice SS Cleveland
>>67473610
Other than the one faggot, I had fun. Sleep well, the rest of Houston. See you tomorrow
>>67473629
Hang yourself.
>>67473667
:^)
Don't die in twisters tonight
>>67473629
Lindor .313
Correa .284
BLOWN
