Ameribros who are some of the American sport equivalent of the following teams (I added brief descriptions in case you don't watch football):
>Manchester City
Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans
>Arsenal
Seasonal chokers, weak team with no heart, hypocritical fans
>Manchester United
Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart
>Liverpool
Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English
>Leicester
One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain
Thanks in advance Ameribros
>>67466712
>Liverpool
>Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English
these fellas sound cool
>>67466738
Sounds like either the Maple Leafs. Especially considering they now have a meme head coach.
>>67466712
>Leicester
>One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain
Thank you for contributing to my ABL montage
>>67466712
>Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart
>this subtle United bait
bretty good
>>67466712
>''Manchester United
Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart''
Good one OP
>>67466712
/hoc/ time
>Manchester City
Vancouver Canucks
>Arsenal
Edmonton Oilers
>Manchester United
Doesn't exist. Detroit has shit fans, Montreal fans are insufferable.
>Liverpool
Leafs
>Leicester
Florida Panthers
Holy shit Liverpool fans are putting some effort into shit posts and false flags
>yfw Liverpoop have won zero EPL titles
>yfw Leicester and Blackburn have more each
>yfw they are a small club
>yfw Italian blood didn't quench their murder frenzy, so they murdered their own
>yfw they will never be a big club
>>67466712
>Manchester City
>Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans
Say what you want about the new Arab owners and oil money etc, but City have pretty much always had good support while going between Premier League and Division One. Even in what is now League one.
Real City fans are just enjoying watching Aguero, De Bruyne etc
>>67467521
t. Muhammed Oilistani
>>67467521
>>67466712
Leicester= Carolina Panthers
City= Seattle Seahawks
United= Steelers/Cowboys
Liverpool= Patriots. Fans defend clearly wrong actions to the core. Annoying and scummy fan base in general
>>67466712
Arsenal= Philadelphia Eagles
>Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans
Seattle, literally every team there
>Seasonal chokers, weak team with no heart, hypocritical fans
Cowboys
>Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart
Ehh this doesnt really exist here as thw very most successful teams (Yankees, Patriots) are hated by most non-fans of the team. Closest thing to a respectable successful team is the Detroit Red Wings, but they havent won the Cup in 8 years and probably wont in the near future.
>Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English
Philadelphia Eagles
>One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain
Kansas City Royals
/mlb/
City is probably the Dodgers, despite them having success back in the 80s. They are basically the biggest money team in baseball and are in contention for every big free agent. Hated by most teams.
Arsenal are the Red Sox. While the red sox have had lots of success, they often complain about not being able to financially compete with the Yankees, despite regularly having a top 4 salary. Arsenal acts like a small money club but always spend a ton just not enough to win. Both fans have total victim complexes. Beloved by neckbeards, hated by people with self-respect.
United is probably the Cardinals. Even though I can clearly tell you are a biased united fan, the Cardinals aren't hated beyond the NL Central really. They are consistently competitive (second most World Series after the Yankees), loyal fans despite not being in a huge city. Generally likable if they aren't in your division.
Liverpool are prob the Mets or something. Not sure really. Liverpool are historically the most successful team in football no? The Mets aren't the best team in baseball, but they were dominant in the 80s (Liverpool's golden age) and their fans are basically the scousers of America.
Leicester are the Phillies. Had a great run (more than one season) but are perpetual losers and are probably going to be a shit team for a while (despite actually having a pretty nice season so far)
>Manchester City
NY Knicks
>Arsenal
Cavaliers (or really any Cleveland team)
>Manchester United
Lakers
>Liverpool
Cetlics
>Leicester
Warriors
>Manchester City
SF Giants
>Arsenal
Texas Rangers
>Manchester United
NY Yankees
>Liverpool
LA Doyers
>Leicester
KC Royals
Someone compared the Buffalo Bills/Sabres to Tottenham, how true is this?
>>67467861
>United is probably the Cardinals. Even though I can clearly tell you are a biased united fan, the Cardinals aren't hated beyond the NL Central really. They are consistently competitive (second most World Series after the Yankees), loyal fans despite not being in a huge city. Generally likable if they aren't in your division.
Bullshit. Cardinal fans are the single most annoying, entitled, self-aggrandizing, fart-sniffers in sports.
>>67467936
>giants
nah
>>67467958
Just like United then
>>67467423
I think the Canucks are more Newcastle or Arsenal. Always let you down.
>>67466712
Liverpool are the Chargers. They play well against big teams but shit the bed against smaller teams. Chargers have never won a ring and every charger fan says, "next year is our year!" Most charger fans are spics that can barely speak English as well. Coming from a charger/ Liverpool fan
>>67467958
It's St. Louis people in general. You see the same thing with Blues fans now that theyre good.
As a Chicagoan i've had occasion to meet more than my share of people from St. Louis. They are by far the most self-important shitheads i have ever seen. They all feel the need to constantly tell everyone how great the city of St. Louis is, despite the fact that theyve all moved to Chicago.
Fuck St. Louis. Some of the worst people in America.
>>67466712
Oregon
Notre Dame
Alabama
Michigan?
>>67466712
Didn't know most of us were born after 2005, unless a CL isn't success in your eyes
>>67467939
as a fan of all 3, pretty much yeah
>>67466712
man city is the clippers
>>67468642
>as a chicagoan
opinion discarded
>>67468965
t. methinals fan
NHL version:
Manchester City: LA Kings
Arsenal: Vancouver Canucks
Manchester United: Detroit Red Wings
Liverpool: Montreal Canadiens
Leicester: Tampa Bay Lightning
>>67466712
NFL edition
>Rich, entitled, no real history, awful fairweather fans
Seattle Seahawks
>Seasonal chokers, weak team with no heart, hypocritical fans
Cincinnati Bengals
>Most successful and beloved team there is, respected by everyone, most history, best and most passionate fans, never cheat and always win fairly, most heart
The New England Patriots of course :^)
>Fans have killed people before, no success for most of our lifetimes, promote racism, can't speak English
Philadelphia Eagles
>One season wonders who'll soon go back to their rightful place at the bottom of the food chain
Carolina Panthers
>>67471964
this is actually really good, right down to the cheeky bait
People who think the panthers are one-season wonders are complete retards
>>67467521
This. Just look at that amazing farewell the fans gave Pellegrini at his last game!
>>67467423
> Canucks as Man City
Nah, they be more like Newcastle. Man City's equivalent would be the LA Kings tbqh. Also...
>Oilers as Arsenal
They'd be more like Sunderland - shit but just enough quality to steal draft picks... er, more seasons in the Prem. SJ Sharks would be Arsene Wenger's NHL team in all seriousness.
>Ctrl+f
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/sp/ I am disappoint
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament
Pulling a switcharoo on this thread
Who are the European Football versions of
>Jets
>NY Islanders
>Knicks
>>67478263
> Jets
Manchester United post-Ferguson. So much hype, so much disappoint.
> Islanders
West Ham United. Not good enough to be Elite, but still surprises everyone by actually being a decent team. Tavares and Payet would be peanut butter and jelly too.
> Knicks
Aston Villa. A once-famous team turned into the biggest laughingstock in the world of sport. Both should be taken behind the barn to be shot.
>>67466712
You forgot:
>Tottenham
Jews who have somehow brought heart and soul into this semi-consistent club, retarded fans
>Chelsea
Anti-heroes, hearts of gold, show up when other teams need them to most, fans include hottest females
>>67466712
Giants (baseball)
Capitals
Patriots
Eagles
Saints
>>67466712
>Premier League has been decided by 4-5 teams for the last 20 years
>Only 6 overall in the entire history
>New team wins and it's literally unprecedented
Why the premier league so shit bros?
>>67480205
>only 6 overall
No, 20 something teams have won the top division
>>67467668
Leicester are the 2002 Bucs. Honestly if they didn't have that one year they would be considered the worst franchise ever.
>>67468719
City = Oregon
Man Utd = Alabama
Arsenal = LSU
Chelsea = Ohio State
Liverpool = Michigan
Leeds = Texas
Tottenham = Auburn
Leicester = Hurr State
>City
Canucks
>Arsenal
Capitals
>Manchester United
Red Wings
>Liverpool
Bruins
>Leicester
Panthers
>>67466712
>City/United
>Arsenal
>Liverpool
>Leicester
Isn't something missing?
>>67480403
Nah, it's the end of the season and the champion has already been decided. With so many games played and still coming up short, I just think they're a bit gassed.
>>67467521
Manchester city is only popular in the northern quarters of Manchester. From Arndale to Etihad
>>67480442
And stockport, Oldham and Rochdale.
>>67466712
>Manchester City
Los Angeles Angels
>Arsenal
Los Angeles Clippers
>Manchester United
New York Yankees
>Liverpool
Philadelphia Eagles
>Leicester
Carolina Panthers
>>67480483
>Arsenal
>Clippers
No, they're LSU, almost textbook equivalent.
>last time they won a ship was like 10 years ago
>often completely loaded with great players thanks to seriously great recruiting and young talent evaluation, still won't amount to much
>often considered title contenders midway into the season, only to get bootyblasted by Alabama and choke the season away
>fans can't agree whether the coach is a genius or the biggest fucktard in football who should be fired ASAP
>delusional fans galore
>>67466801
>>67466941
>>67466947
mad livershit cunts detected
>>67466712
>limiting to EPL which has no playoff system
If you're gonna compare with American sports, at least run through the system with some kind of bracket system.
>>67480539
I thought we were coming up with professional sports equivalents, not school teams.
>>67480576
It's more popular than meme like NBA.
SEC EDITION
Alabama = Manchester United
>Most famous club
>Has won the majority of titles.
>Full of tradition
>Has a former old man coach who is revered by all football fans.
Auburn = Manchester City
>Manchester united/Alabama's biggest rival
>Won their only title in the modern era by paying players
>Generally scene by other clubs as scummy
Tennessee = Liverpool
>Once great club fallen on hard times
>"Trust me guys, it's our year"
>Inevitably fails
>>67466783
What are you on about Anon? I don't see anything about lfc there. Oops! I see you meant to say ABLC. Don't worry Anon, silly mistakes like that can be easily avoided if you remember to just put a C next time!
>>67467861
I don't even watch baseball but Man U are OBVIOUSLY the Yankees
Both the most historically successful team in their respective competitions
And yet fallen off the pace the past few years
>>67467936
SF Giants are probably Chelsea
Also why the fuck didn't OP mention Chelsea
>>67480574
The CL is pretty fucking irrelevant compared to national leagues
There's so much luck involved in winning the CL, and no team has ever dominated it consistently for a period of time (at least not in recent decades)
Obviously it's important for a team if they win the CL but no one judges how big, say, Milan are based on how many CL wins they have, especially since so many of them are decades ago. They judge them on how well they do in Serie A
Same with Liverpool and the Prem
>>67466712
why did you write liverpools description under manchester united?
>>67466801
>>67466941
>>67466947
Man Utd are respected by everyone though. That's why they're feared and disliked.
