>Things are getting uglier here every day. I advise everyone with plans to visit Brazil for the Olympics in Rio — to stay home. You’ll be putting your life at risk here. This is without even speaking about the state of public hospitals and all the Brazilian political mess. Only God can change the situation in our Brazil.
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/may/09/rio-de-janiero-violence-olympic-games-2016-rivaldo-warning-brazil
>>67464796
>try to pump international money into a shithole
>its too shitty for people to attend
Might go there so someone can kill me desu
>>67464937
just go to London for that m8.
>Only God can change the situation in our Brazil.
>>67464981
well, rio is indeed the city of god.
IOC deserves this. There will be a ton of people to visit for the Olympics and there appears to be a really good chance that things go terribly wrong, and yeah, the IOC will deserve that shitstorm.
The World Cup went okay, right? And that was all across Brazil, not only Rio..
>>67464796
I hope things go really bad and the Olympics stops happening for at least a decade.
That Brazilian poster that was always posting about how we shouldn't come because of the crime has stopped posting. The government got to him.
>>67465134
Brazil is in political turmoil now.
Its like walking into Baltimore during the chimpout riots.
Only maybe even worse because all of Brazil is chimping out.
So this will be the most meme-worthy Olympiad ever?
>>67465174
>be Brazilian
>get shot
>>67465134
Brazil was much more stable then.
And in the grand scheme of things, the Olympics are much bigger since there's so many non stadium venues and shit. Things are spread out on land, on water, and in arenas. Where the World Cup are in designated arenas across the country.
That's what you get for selling the Olympics to the highest bidder. Stupid IOC.
>>67465134
they didn't report the petty crimes
>be triathlete
>compete in Rio
>die
The only people who should consider going at this point are Pajeet and his relatives since they'd feel right at home watching the rowing competitions in that raw sewage filled poo water.
>>67465228
Still it's concentrated on smaller area so they can bring cops / army people to shoot favela niggers on sight.
>>67465286
>turn on the tv to watch the marathon swimmers
>only see dead bodies floating on the water
>>67464937
They will put the Army on the favela's entrances like they did in the WC. The price of cocaine will go up, but you'll be ok, fäm.
Rivaldo is a piece of shit, btw.
I've been living under a rock, what's going on in Brasil?
>>67465646
Biggest political crisis of the democratic era, huge economic crisis and Zika virus outbreak
>>67465646
>government spent all the money on FIFA World Cup
>meanwhile absolute shit schools, people living in favelas, no food, massive theft rates
>people riot and the president will soon be impeached
>now its Rio 2016 games
>government spending all the money on Olympics
>still living in poverty, no food, piss poor economy
>now the Zika virus is rising
>>67465769
Could be the perfect setting for a post apocalypse movie about a group of athletes who want to be there no matter what happened.
>>67465646
>>67465808
their economy is fucked as well, will be the next venezuela only with blacks
>>67465205
From what I've seen on /gif/ it goes:
>be Brazilian
>get shot
>die
>get shot in the head twenty more times
>>67465228
Designated you say?
>7-1
>olympics on the brazilian detroit
Not even BRs are hyped for this shit, maybe because of the last WC or the political situation.
>his country bought into the BRICS meme
lel
>>67466076
You forgot the end.
>Get all your organs harvested fro the black market.
>mfw Argentinians, Chileans, and Hues try to say their countries arent Sub Saharan Africa Tier
HUEHUEHUEHUE
>>67464796
it's not significantly worse than it was an year ago
>implying there won't be thousands of police everywhere
that being said I wouldn't go myself even if I could
the opening ceremonies will be interesting television familias
>Rio
Not even me as brazilian could explain why they always forces this city in everything that our country does, my theory is: foreigners wouldn't visit a ''literal who'' city even if the said city have better structure and security.
>7-1 based germany started the fire
>7-1 based germany started the fire
>7-1 based germany started the fire
I'm a 1,76 cm tall white guy with blond hair, would I get stabbed in bars or night clubs?
>>67465289
>mfw that poster from Bangladesh saying they will win this edition because they are used to swim in shit was right
brb putting a cheeky tenner
If you're rich and a spanish citizen I don't see why you'd live in Brazil.
Why is Rivaldo living in there?
>>67466855
>1,76 cm
>>67467180
I'm pretty sure Ant-man will be fine in those night clubs
Are the police just going to be given authorization to shoot every potential criminal on sight now as opposed to waiting for them to draw a gun?
I want more BR Judge Dredd videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnH5ynCJvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYt27WDpo4M
But seriously, this Olympics is going to be a disaster and proof the selection process is just as corrupt as FIFA.
They really should have held it in Chicago.
>>67466855
Not even hue apes would care about someone that small lmao
>>67464796
dont worry it's just may madness, breeding season is in bloom. in animal populations, sex and violence are inseparable. it will calm down by august.
Mexico is the only latinamerican country that should be allowed to host events like this.
>>67466855
>1,76
even brazilians in night clubs are taller than you
Olympic games/ FIFA NEVER pay for themselves in the end.
Part of the reason why smart countries don't jump all over each other to constantly host.
Holding both in Brazil over the course of 2 years was unbelievably stupid. Not only from the government but from the organizers
>this amount of basement dwellers butthurt they won't be in brazil to witness an insane influx of cuties, on top of the sea of beautiful women (and traps) that brazil already is
ooh, the olympics will be awful, don't come lads
just learn from the WC
>>67467764
And you'll be dead by 30
>>67467777
and you are already dead. you just don't know yet.
>>67467764
And you will still be a virgin
>>67467855
I'm alive and free in a glorious nation. All my streets are paved, all my stores are fully stocked. Everyone owns a car and doesn't have to shove 3 generations under one roof. No armed bandits patrolling roadways, no motorcycle gangs carjacking and robbing indiscriminately.
Objectively superior to your Favela shithole.
>>67467866
am I?
>>67467887
>all my streets are paved
you can't fuck a street.
and I doubt all your streets are paved. you haven't even been to all the streets within the imaginary limits of 'your' 'country' in order to say that.
>all my stores are fully stocked.
innacurate
>Everyone owns a car
blatant lie
>and doesn't have to shove 3 generations under one roof.
some do. haven't seen that in Brazil, but I am at least a little less ignorant and I can admit that this could be a reality for some, yes.
>No armed bandits patrolling roadways
you call these police
>no motorcycle gangs carjacking and robbing indiscriminately.
we call these road police. they write made up receipts.
other than that, never saw anything resembling that description.
>Objectively superior to your Favela shithole.
Untrue. You worded absurds only someone with no ground in reality, or actual knowledge would write about Brazil.
>>67465501
>The price of cocaine will go up
ugh just give me the sweet release of death already
>>67466365
Only one kind of person would say shit against southrons so vehemently
>CHI
CA
i dont give two shits
im going to be masturbating to gymnasts and enjoying deathmarch anyway.
>>67467532
>any Latin American country being able to hold any event
HAHAHAHA OKAY JUAN
>>67467052
He lives in the US
>>67467764
I'd rather you host a gladiator battle where your women fight to the death.
>>67467532
You spelled Ecuador wrong faggot.
>>67467354
br police is rad as fuck man
>>67467978
>it's the "I haven't seen poor people in my area so they must not exist in my country so stop talking shit" 3rd worlder
>>67469010
>'haven't seen that in Brazil, but I am at least a little less ignorant and I can admit that this could be a reality for some, yes.'
>be american
>be functionally illiterate
>>67464796
>political mess
pls Hiroki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqioAAFt7_I
Was gonna go but we got the 2020 Olympics. It will be the complete opposite of Rio.
Why is the Olympics such a mess if they managed to host the World Cup successfully?
>>67469713
Media likes to blow things out of proportion desu. They were saying South Africa 2010, Brazil 2014, and even Beijing 2008, would be complete disasters
Some of you guys are fine
Don't go to the Olympics next summer
>>67467532
>compete in event
>be decapitated
>>67467978
bro practically every real town in America has paved roads, the only dirt and gravel roads you find are out in the country.
I've traveled all over murka and through a great deal of small towns in Texas/Oklahoma/Kansas/Missouri
go on Google Maps streetview, pick random towns in America, and try to find a road that isn't paved. You are going to spend a ton of time if you're trying to find one that isn't.
>>67470060
>bro practically every real town in America has paved roads, the only dirt and gravel roads you find are out in the country.
>'uh let me loosen my generalization just a bit'
and boom, it's no longer what you initially said.
>>67465440
>turn on the tv to watch the marathon swimmers
>only see dead bodies floating on the water
>die
>>67466855
>1.76
I'm taller than you
>>67470255
is that relevant m8?
>>67470303
Yes, we are the land of midgets, no true german should be shorther than a chilean.
>>67470155
I'm not even the first guy, and not EVERY road in America is paved. The farm to market type roads are often not paved, but they aren't anything more than roads that connect one tiny bumfuck town to a farm or another tiny bumfuck town.
but I have been to thousands of tiny bumfuck towns in middle America and within city limits roads are always paved.
>>67470527
>I'm not even the first guy
then why do you care? then why did you not tell that you're not the original interlocutor in the conversation?
when you engage a conversation like this, without warning or reservations it's implied that you subscribe to the previous points. everyone knows this because everyone behaves like this.
very nice, you're not the other guy loosening the generalization to save face, instead you're the 'that wasn't me' passer-by aiming for a safe conduct.
>its different this time guys i swear everything will fall apart and everyone will die
Faggots
>>67470703
>being btfo by brazil
God damn Americuck way to make your country look like shit
Le bumperino.
waiting for meme magic
>>67479010
For what reason?
>>67465440
> all swimming events get cancelled
> ameriswims on suicide watch
>>67464796
when is your one year visa gonna expire john ?
I don't know why people think that Brazil is poor, I myself have internet and a videogame.
>>67470961
At least it's not a fire doing it.
>>67465440
>not watching the 1km float
>not cheering on your nations corpse as the tide carries them over the line
>not shedding a tear as a judge bats away the flies and puts a medal around a bloated husk which explodes in the brazilian heat
can't stand people with no national pride
>>67465174
>implying it wasn't Rivaldo posting
>>67466855
No one would stab you because they'd assume you were children.
>>67479404
kek
>>67466302
Brazil is a massive Detroit ghetto.
I have a friend from Rio
He told me to go there for the time of my life and women will throw themselves at me
Might do it desu
>>67466302
Revolutionbowl when?
Who should I start getting ready to support? Team Army or the Commies?
>>67479544
If you're coming to Brazil then at least go to the South, not some place the locals with try to harm you for being different.
>>67479562
If I am there with somebody local I should be alright surely
Not going to be heading into any ghettos
>>67479412
>rivaldo
>living in brazil
>>67479404
underrated tbqhwy
>you could've saved them
>>67479556
Army, please.
The commies put us in this situation.
This is what happens when your average citizen is a mongrel.
So. How many Olympic athletes will end up dead in Rio?
>you now remember how Sochi was blown out of proportion
>>67479544
thewomenhavedicks.jpg so enjoy!
>>67480957
17 to 71
I went a few years ago and it was fine, had a great time. Having a big event in will attract criminals though, people are going to get mugged and fondled.
>>67479452
Implying that niggers whose live in favelas don't rob children
I was robbed twince when I was 14
>>67480957
7 foreigners 1 local
>>67480277
leterally the meme candidature
good thing they have stop to throw money in this nonsense
>>67466365
CHI
>>67465184
>>67465228
bullshit
yeah,there are leftists that get paid to protest for some crap,but its not common and its not where you are going to be.
it will be just fine
hopefully there'll be a major happening during the olympics so maybe the world will see how shit this leftist piece of shit city is
WC was harder to host than this. This is only one fucking city.
Then again, our economy was much better then.
>>67479141
literally 95% of the area the games are being held do to
its all media un-hype
games gonna be good
>>67479452
>they care if you are a kid
i got robbed when i was 15
>be 16
>in my school's vicinity
>get robbed by black dude using adidas clothes
>go to school
>tell monitor(adult that works there)
>"talk to me again in the break"
>break
>my stuff is there
>"he wont be robbing students anymore"
>"thanks"
>>67479562
fuck off your basement dweller piece of shit.
the fact that he is diferent is what is getting him the pussies in the first place
>>67465501
>>67481636
Alienado de merda.
m-meu pais eh maravilhosu!!
n-não tem nada demais!!
Volta para o fb, cancer.
>>67468595
unfortunately we'd only have poor women to fight for money. the spoiled rich ones that deserve a horrible death wouldn't swallow the bait.
>>67467764
>>67467892
Oh, it's the newfag trying to fit in.
And of course you are virgin.
Hello!
>>67481136
I was robbed 2x when I was 12 or 13.
One was a HUE migrant, the other time it was 3 gypsies.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176262
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176262
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176262
VOTE OR YOUR MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>67464796
too late goys, they paid us the most they get the olympics
>>67481882
this sucks. it's missing 'south-east' and 'north-east'
>>67481136
They rob you but they won't stab you
I'd rather get mugged by a poor criminal in Rio than exploded by a butthurt sandnigger in Paris.
>>67481882
south btfo
>>67481825
found the virgin
>>67469891
that almost never happens
>>67482314
Only if the Cartels decide to start participating and the government is stupid enough to try and stop them.
Although the gangs in Brazil are probably a lot more ballsy even if they aren't as well armed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCY3O71fyaA
>>67480277
>ISIS honeyspot
Chicago it was the only answer.
Olympics had to be in South America because if they held it anywhere in Western Europe a major terrorist attack was pretty much guaranteed.
>only God can save Brazil
so no one?
If people started taking responsibility for shitting up the country, then maybe Brazil wouldn't be such a shithole.
>>67465184
Dude, you're absolutely wrong
>>67482477
This desu
Why didn't Chicago get it? Chicago is really safe other than the southside where ~10 niggers kill eachother every week.
>it's an ''greatest city in the southern hemisphere being cucked by the favela's world capital once again'' episodde
You made your choice Olympics.
>>67482847
Why does Rio get everything when its so unbelievably shit?
>>67482900
it is iconic
>>67465286
is that poo?
germany a shoo-in for gold
followed by india with silver
and poo zealand with bronze
>>67482847
>cuck paulo
>getting any international events
ayyy
>>67464796
>Only God can change the situation in our Brazil.
They need someone like him.
>>67479046
>bumper
Everyone needs to know. #boycotttheolympics
>only God can change the situation in our Brazil
once again hues refusing to take responsibility for themselves
apparently its up to 'god' to fix their self made problems
Even for brazilian standards Rio is shit
But don't worry about violence, cops always make deals with drug warlords when international events like this happens so for one month it'll be cool
>>67481859
>newfag
>virgin
assumptions that should comfort you. fortunately, untrue.
>>67482933
>>67482900
beach, sex and drugs are tightly packed in rio. they're more spread in são paulo.
>>67483042
>lives in terezina-PI
>mocks são paulo
but seriously, where do you live?
são paulo state is the best place to live in this country.
minas, parana, santa catarina could all be better places to live too, but unfortunately they aren't for the most part.
>>67481825
Onde que eu disse isso? Você é a prova de que o país é um fracasso, não consegue interpretar duas frases
>>67483649
Esquece esse nego. Se o cara te manda 'voltar pro fb', 'cancer' cê já se liga que é um mesmo rato toxico que azucrina o /copalib/. Deve ser o mesmo que chama os outros de macaco por nada.
In short, he's a miserable hate machine.
question: do rich people not play soccer in brazil? i went rio two years ago decided to play some ball with the locals i got fucking schooled at the beach against coloured folks. i played again two days later against some white kids inside an apartment complex near my hotel and i just dribbled around everyone with ease
Brazil is dangerous
>>67483557
based BOPE
It's like it's actually 2014 again
Saying that, did little baby head disease spread because of the world cup?
>>67484312
not as much for sure
video games + actually going to school dont let them
>>67484312
Depends really, they play but they are not as good as poor kids(most of the time atleast)
I think there is a little bit regarding the mentality, and not only skill.
>>67484312
>implying rich kids will mix with poor kids to do something other than use drugs and fuck their girls
poor kids are successful at intimidating rich kids, most of times. parents are fearful of everything as well.
rich kids play rich kids sports, like volley, tennis, swimming, indoor football in their condominium, etc. oh, and PC gaymes.
>>67483137
You mean someone like him?
