Yuropoors will never know this feel
Merifats will never know this feel
>>67456380
Nice try Nigel, there's no grass in Australia
>>67456380
everyone has holiday backyard shit. God you guys are backwards.
>>67456380
Why are they only 6 feet apart? No wonder Hayne sucks in the NFL, Aussies are unathletic as fuck
>>67456380
>no snakes
>no giant spiders
>no abbos sniffing petrol
>no fairy bread and vegimite toast waiting for the tea break
That is not Australia
>>67456380
is this wiffle cricket?
>>67456477
>no poison-spitting cane toads
>no barren wastelands
>>67456380
Is this the Australian pastime of "WITNESS ME"?
>>67456393
>nigel
>australia
>>67456647
In Australian English it is a colloquial term for a male social misfit or a friendless person, originating from the name being unusual in the 1980s and alliterating with "no-friends" (both start with n).[5]
>>67456345
>America
>playing catch with dad and talking about life
>>67456380
>Australia
>30 year old playing cricket with his mom and his three step dads
>>67456686
>>67456641
>>67456605
>>67456477
>>67456393
>>67456380
Why is Australia such shit? How disappointed were Aussies when Fury Road didn't win best documentary at the Oscars?
>>67456686
>>67456869
>>67456463
>>67456441
>commenting about how the angle of the pictures was taken
damn you murricans on this board are literally autistic
>>67456380
Why's that guy have a boom mic?
>>67456380
Was this televised?
>>67457037
It has nothing to do with the angle you illiterate yam
>>67457056
This is a good question
>>67456380
this is exactly what I came in the thread to post
backyard/beach cricket is GOAT
Americans will never know this feel
>>67457178
Damn how do we dominate every Olympics then?
>>67457202
foreigners
>>67457214
Good luck proving that, shitlord
>>67457214
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How fat are foreigners if fat Americans are making the rest of the world our bitch?
I played tennis with my dad every Sunday. Bit more fun than throwing a fucking ball.
>American trying to be relevant
>>67457214
>says American Olympians are all foreigners
>Literally have to be an American national in order to be on the American team
>>67457273
How does it feel to live a boring, irrelevant, shit tier country?
>>67457273
>Indonesia posting on an American website
yuros will never know this feel
Feels good man
>>67457270
>Bit more fun than throwing a fucking ball.
I stopped reading right there.
>>67457270
>tennis
Nice sport you've got there Sven. Let me know when you are able to beat a fucking wall
>>67456380
the fuck is that shit
>boreball
fuck off fatass
>>67456345
>tfw your dad never had time for you
>>67456380
what is that, a walkway for ants?!
>>67457439
I feel you
>>67457387
Nice flag fellow first world
>>67456345
legit question: how fun is that? in movies it always looked like it's just an excuse to talk to your dad
>>67457439
Feels bad man
>>67457488
>in movies it always looked like it's just an excuse to talk to your dad
that's the point dude, it's called bonding
>>67457484
fuck off european cletus
>>67457488
if you have a cool dad it's fun af and you love baseball and get good at it
if your dad is a douche it's not fun because he starts throwing the ball harder and harder to try and make you tougher but it just makes you not want to play catch with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB2ZytduI7Q
>Yuros will never have memes read live on TV
>>67457542
>if your dad is a douche it's not fun because he starts throwing the ball harder and harder to try and make you tougher but it just makes you not want to play catch with him
homosexual detected
>>67457487
"countries" that don't like baseball need to gtfo of existence
>>67457542
>>67457501
you guys should try and play altinha with your kids, it's really fun and will make them good at a sport that matters to the rest of the world
youre a pussy if your dad didnt come into your room late a night and made you put on a singlet and pracitce wrestling every night. I got really good. One morning mommy wasnt home anymore though so we started wrestling after dinner and when i was sleeping. I was really good after that, came in 6th at state
>>67457635
i think you got raped bro
>>67456380
>wiffle ball doesn't exist
>>67457439
>tfw your dad taught you how to play baseball, football, basketball and soccer
:)
>tfw your dad was the head coach of all your little league teams across all sports
:)
>tfw your dad died a month before you turned 10
:(
>>67457619
>altinha
literally never heard of it
>>67457665
or horseshoes, or cornhole, or lawndarts, or badmitten or washers...
>>67457676
that post was a roller coaster of emotion
>>67457604
The only reason rounders is a thing where you live is because you got cucked.
>>67457682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75vWh87MAQ
really fun, lad
>>67457682
>>67457709
There guys are better, though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFW9d6Wl2v4
>>67456380
mfw thankfully Canadians will never know the embarrassment of owning a piece of property with a walkway designed by a complete fucking idiot.
Also: how many types of cheap fencing can one favela have, ffs?
Or is this some kind of prison compound?
>>67457676
sorry, bro.
be a great dad yourself, one day. and tell your kids all about your dad.
>>67457751
All of Australia is a prison compound
Id rather kick a ball back and forth and try to see how much of a pass you can put in it.
>>67457214
you're an idiot, m8
>>67457766
>throwing a ball
>fun
i swear America is literally two different countries (at least). we'd be so much better off if the fatass rednecks had their own place to call home
>>67457837
>playing catch with your dad makes you a fatass redneck
Let me guess, you'd rather your dad sat you down with your other dad and discussed the teachings of Marx over a plate of hummus?
>>67457766
Which position do you play for the Nippon Ham Fighters?
>>67457837
t. Hillary voter
>>67457564
knew some faggot was going to post this response.
>i'm tough my dad threw the ball hard at me
eat shit bitch tits
>>67457892
Designated ham fighter
>>67457901
Seriously, you sound like a gigantic pussy, I bet you wear a seatbelt when you are sitting in the back seat
>>67457904
kek
>>67457895
>air force enlisted scum
dont you have some tires to change or gas to pump grease monkey pleb?
>>67457983
Kek
>>67456345
they probably practice goal kicking drills or some weird shit
>>67458020
Nah they practice sucking each other off in preparation for penis inspection day
>>67457930
who /toughguy/ here?
>>67456345
Playing "soccer" with your dad is far more enjoyable you fucking faggot.
>>67458176
> one on one soccer
>fun
but that's wrong desu
>>67457676
why did you say football twice?
>>67456345
>Needing an oversized padded mit to catch a squishy ball
No wonder americans are so soft.
>tfw your dad drilled you in BBall
>tfw you only grow up to be 5'8
>implying I didn't play pesäpallo
nice try burger
>>67458243
>squishy ball
confirmed for never touching a baseball
>>67458269
>tfw four inches shorter than your dad
>>67458218
I live in the united states of murica.
Over here, football = american football and soccer = association football
I thought you britbongs were smart enough to realize that by now, but I guess not.
>>67457709
>>67457730
I used to do that with a hackey sack.
>>67456345
>needing gloves to catch a ball
sissies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYl97FSbKY0
I like to throw and catch the rugby ball
>>67457676
>tfw your dad died a month before you turned 10
iktfb
>tfw your mum and dad forgot about you after your little brother was born when you were 4
>tfw basically no parental love or teaching because they concentrated their efforts on the little fuck just because he almost died when he was born
>tfw you leave the house when you were 17 after high school and they didnt even say anything
>tfw you haven seen them since 5 years ago
>tfw you are 26 now and cant even remember a funny anecdote or whatever about them
>>67458602
This suddenly became very 3rd world for my taste.
>>67457458
underrated post
>tfw gonna make my first born nigglet a pro athlete
How does backyard cricket work? Looking at how small the picture is that Aussie posted, I feel like I'd just hit sixes nonstop.
Also, here's a story
>Sitting in a park last week
>Hear the sound of people playing catch
>Turn to my wife
>"That sounds like people throwing a baseball"
>Turn around
>It IS people throwing a baseball
>Want to say hi to my fellow Americans but too autistic
Neat story eh?
>>67460444
hitting a six is out in backyard cricket m8. you play for 4s, one bounce catches and bowled outs
![30958774-Cuban-kids-play-football-in-rain-on-street-in-Havana-Cuba-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z8FIbln.jpg "30958774-Cuban-kids-play-football-in-rain-on-street-in-Havana-Cuba-Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
>Burgers will never know this feel
>>67458508
shortstops catch baseballs with their hands sometimes. line drives, that would make a normal person's hand hurt for two weeks.
>>67460444
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backyard_cricket#Rules
>>67460455
>the only exciting play in cricket is an out in backyard cricket
lol you fucking cucks
>>67460498
>if it isnt a 6 its not exciting
stick to baseball my american friend
>>67460498
its not a spectator sport
>>67460515
>>67460516
>being this bootyblasted because you weren't born in the superior USA
>>67460525
how
>>67460534
How do you become American? You either A) Move to Mexico and jump the fence before Trump builds the wall and Mexico pays for it or B) Live in a big enough shithole to require American military intervention.
Australia is more likely to be like B so I'd just hold out and wait t b h
>>67460525
>so superior hes in yurop
amerilards everyone
>>67456345
wait this is a special bonding father-son thing? throwing a ball in each other's direction? it seems like someone would do it out of boredom.
>>67456345
Honestly the only moments I remember doing any "sports" with me dad is when he taught me how to skate and how to ride a bike.
We mostly went fishing whenever we spent time together.
>>67456380
>umbrella wicket
>>67456345
Gay as fuck.
>>67457501
You could just, y'know, talk to your dad.
>>67460622
theres a bin right there you literal madman
>burgers will never know the feels of world-cup doubles at lunchtime
>burgers will never know the joy of scoring a blooter in heads and volleys
>burgers will never watch one of pic related doing a weird fucking knuckle and getting blown away in a strong gust
americans must have such shit childhoods. explains the high rates of mental illness and penchant for shooting up schools on a regular basis
>amerilards will never play classroom cricket while the teacher is away
>champions of their sporting league didn't play in the game that won them the championship
>using BDSM equipment to play baseball without gloves or bases
Holy shit you guys are the worst.
>>67460671
burgers will never decipher this post
>>67457401
Good cause that's when his comment ended.
>>67460671
>blooter
NIGEL SAVAGE AF
>>67456345
This is like the most retarded sports related thing ever.
Seriously, it's retarded.
It's downright insulting and boring.
Even with a povertyball ball there is more fun to be had alone, with your dad or with a bunch of ppl.
>Americucks will never debate whether the ball hit the post and went in or not
>>67460847
or if it was too high
>>67460847
>bongistanis will never debate whether the ball hit the foul post and bounced fair or foul
desu its the same thing. what's with that image though famalam?
>>67460871
They're marking where the mines are so that they don't step on them. Common practice in Europe.
>>67460891
:(
be safe euro-friends
>>67456380
I thought they were filthy Poms in the pic and they are - the South Sea subspecies.
Hang your head in shame, faggot
>>67460847
if it rolls over the jumper, it's not in.
>That one kid that says 'it's off the post and in' any time the ball hits the fucking jumper
>>67460864
One touch on the ground only. Problem solved.
>>67458508
>India
Don't you guys use tennis balls?
>>67457837
>>67460457
of what? poverty?
>open this thread hoping for some cool dad stories
>its /int/ shitposting this entire thread
At least Japan and germoney brought the bantz today
Some of the best memories of childhood was playing wiffleball on the abandoned house's huge front lawn all day (from wake up to bed time) with all the local kids. There would be at least 14 of us who would play literally everyday during the summer, only breaks being meals and playing other random games like man hunt, camouflage, kick the can, or sardines. GOAT childhood
>>67457604
Baseball sucks you cuck
>>67460847
Hmm, isn't it, small boys, in the park, jumpers for goalposts
>>67462167
kek what did you expect from the OP?
>>67460457
well thats a relief
>>67456345
That's a terrible throw by that kid, it's going wide left
1/10 would not father
>americans will never know the feel of finding a harmless piece of metal in the street, calling the bomb squad and being hailed as a hero
>>67462337
>Manchester United, Blackburn Rovers, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Sheffield Wednesday, The Arsenal, isn't it? Tottenham Hotspur, Preston North End, Charlton Athletic, Crystal Palace, West Ham United, mm?
>Reassuring names aren't they? When you're listening in some far flung corner of the globe to the World Service of a Saturday afternoon, crackly reception, interference, cosy, marvellous. Ooh, results! Four forty-five, Grandstand, isn't it. Highlights on Match of the Day, du du du du da da da da. Somewhat comforting, isn't it you know. Legendary names... Tony Gubba!
>Fathers and sons, on the terraces, cheesy peas at half-time, pint for Dad, Mum's at home making the tea. Aaah, everything's all right with the world, isn't it... Saturday afternoon is football
>>67457202
<we
Wew lad.
>>67463425
>amerishoots are literally so used to people being gunned down out in the open that it's perfectly normal to find bullets just lying around
on the streets
literally cannot make shit like this up
>>67460847
IT WAS TOO HIGH ITS NOT A GOAL U FAG
>>67463550
IN OFF THE POST U MUG
>>67456345
playing catch with your mom's boyfriend
>>67457178
CHI
>>67461689
9/10 made me chuckle
>>67463535
finding cases would be troubling, but that bullet has not been fired. somebody dropped it. not a reason to call the police.
>Yuropoors will never experience the moment of learning how to throw the most wicked curveball in wiffleball
>they'll never argue over fair and foul balls in wiffleball
>they'll never get to know their neighbor solely because they keep hitting home runs into their backyard while playing wiffleball in the business parking lot down the street
>Yuros will never play wiffleball
>>67465595
We play rounders m8. Till year 6. Then only girls play it.
>>67465624
Yeah, only kids play wiffleball in America too...you think you're special or something?
>americans will never experience the chimpout after a shoulder goal in tedesca/hochball
