What is his philosophy?
Luck and refball
Chimp out when Pathetico concedes to a shitty team.
Kick everything that moves and if it doesn't kick it until it does.
throw-ins outta nowhere
hes got the argie 'do whatever it takes to win' philosophee
>>67453028
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>>67453055
>butthurt AMA's can't handle >our superiority
Face it, >we knocked out the two best teams on earth consecutively and >we'll heem Halal in the final too.
Cheeky extra ball on the pitch to stop a counter lad
>>67452989
Scaring the players with his mafiaesque methods to make them play elite. I mean cmon, with him, Torres scores! He gotta have some radical managing to achieve the impossible.
He does not look like a fully evolved human.
>>67452989
The best philosophy, no philisophy. His philosophy is to win trophies.
>>67453082
>taking negative implications from my post
I like Atleti you dense bastard. Get out of the red light district, Mehmet the white girls are bad for you.
Try to play football until we score then destroy everything
Win, win and win
>Simeone will never manager our NT
>>67453082
>we
what part of Atletico you from mate
>>67452989
Don't brush your teeth kurwa mac
>>67453336
It would be a fucking disaster. Argentina has no fucking defenders
>>67453378
>he doesn't rate Otamendi, Rojo and Funes Mori
Bus parking
Red cards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Simeone
>Simeone once described his style as "holding a knife between his teeth."
>>67453082
Looks like the Dutch city bandwagoner switched sides
>Simeone
Why is he such a cynical, unscrupulous and unsportsmanlike fuck?
https://youtu.be/K6Y1fG2ZcZA skip to 2:53, and then to 3:20
This is the same dude who got sucked punched by Romario for being an excessively douchey cunt
https://youtu.be/CEN-yWRRZ9w
Same dude who spent his whole Inter career being the thuggiest thug nigga on the pitch
Same dude who overdid a fall just to get Beckham sent off in 98 WC
And countless others
>>67453506
You sayin that like it was something bad? You should stick to handegg mate, football is for smart people
>>67453518
Then why do argies play it?
>>67453518
>the dirt poorest gayest sport in the world is for smart people
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>67453400
>rojo and funes mori are now the elite defenders of argentina
Iit has all come down to this.
We are screwed after this generation.
>tfw no more R9 + Zamorano + Baggio + Zanetti + Djorkaeff + Simeone partnership
>>67453594
>le povertyball maymay
It's the most popular sport in 12 from the 15 richest countries on Earth
>>67453106
what does this even mean
i mean, nobody plays to lose
>>67453653
What about Van Gaal
>>67453653
Van Lel sure seems to do it.
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>>67453650
So what? Its requires a ball and four posts
It is one of the most basic sports out there
Calling it for smart people just shows how dumb you are, its also incredibly gay
>>67453097
Torres just needed love and affection. He wasn't getting that in London.
>>67453712
you need 2 baskets and a ball for basketball
you need a stick and a ball for baseball
you need water to swim
you need need nothing for boxing
so wut?
>>67453928
You need gloves and a mouthpiece for boxing as well as tale
You need bases and gloves for baseball
Basketball is also an incredibly basic sport
Soccer is still a generally dirt poor sport played by fags
What's your point?
Go 1-0 up then park the bus
Ask for a yellow after every single foul on one of his players
Hype up the crowd
Complain to the fourth official at all times
>>67453682
>shocked argentine
Needed a different skin color for that pic then.
Viveza criolla
>>67452989
Post-structuralism
to cuck those spanish gay bois into submission by being the biggest bull on the continent
>>67454328
>carlo kicked him out of CDR
>beat him in the ucl final 4-1, thanks to a cheeky header in ET
>cuck him again in the quarterfinals ucl the next season
He's the real cuck 2bh.
>>67454008
this, really disgusting
>>67453336
>simeone's plan requires his players to back track and defend together
>messi literally spends the entire game at the halfway line walking in circles, waiting for the ball
>>67452989
STAB
BUS DRIVERS
He is Mourinho if Mourinho played a 442. Intelligent, sardonic, and wickedly nihilistic.
>>67452989
Why does he only wear black? Is he a member of the Night's Watch? Is he a Johnny Cash fan? Is he autistic?
Fix the sport with, of course, multiball.
>>67453400
>Otamemedi "I can't be bothered to track back"
>fucking Rojo
>Funes Memeri
You're fucked
>>67453992
Tyrone, pls. Humans are talking here. Go bix nood an unsuspecting white boi in your niggercrash game
>>67453076
this
>>67452989
HUEVOS
COJONES
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>>67452989
run like a motherfucker all game
making plastic football fans angry all day
