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>>67450764
you and nobody else it seems
>>67450814
i don't mind if it's just me and you...
R..room for one more?
>>67450892
fuck off faggot
posting in a dead thread
well this is depressing
is this shit even on?
>chelsea still on the intro
ugh why
Jenas <3
>>67450971
more like penas lol
Cech is completely past it
>playing with that deep a backline
>Wenger
>>67451049
For a while now. Never wanted him 2bh
>>67451049
>>67451069
>Muh 15 points
who else is hoping welbeck is broken so woy doesn't pick that shitbag?
Watching it but it's a bit pointless desu
I'm not watching it, but I hope you guys have fun.
Who will avoid relegation? Norwich have to play Watford, and I can see them getting a result there, but Sunderland have Everton and they could win too. Newcastle don't play again until the final day now.
>>67451097
Hoping so Wenger buys a striker
>>67451097
Hope it's career ending desu
>BBC desperately showing every little man shitty half chance
why are ABAs so eternally butthurt?
>Ian Nacho
Just blew citys cl chances
Should have made it 3-1 there desu
>Ian Nacho
>>67451117
Sturridge is nailed on to go arsenal
>>67451113
Sunderland are almost certainly safe. They have two games left and only need one win or two draws.
>>67451117
>Worrying about Welbeck when you still have Giroud
>>67451141
They dominated the game, you pleb
>>67451158
>sturridge nailed on for arsenal
i'm sure that's a great idea an injury prone player going to arsenal
>>67451158
>Wenger signing a top stiker
>>67451161
Giroud is the lesser of two evils
>>67451177
no they didn't
>>67451190
Yes they did.
Go back to your containment thread.
>>67451158
He's already there in spirit
>>67451161
Giroud is shit but welbeck is far, far worse.
Welbeck has never scored double figures in league goals yet somehow has carved out a career as a striker and ears over 100k a week
>>67451190
Lmao
>>67451204
>waaah please go away waaah I want my circlejerk
/r/soccer would love you
Sagna seems like a nice, polite lad
>>67451222
You sound like someone who should know.
Lads why is Pellegrini so based?
Wish he was my uncle desu
>>67451177
If they did dominate then MOTD wouldn't have to show these half chances. End yourself you tryhard babby
>>67451246
He looks evil
Wenger made me hate the French accent
Wilshere is an overrated piece of shit
Both teams where utter shit desu
>>67451250
"They completely dominated them" ~ Danny Murphy
:^)
>guardioli
Cech, Gabby, Mertesacker, Bellerin (loan), Ramsey, Walcott, Giroud, Elneny, Welbeck, Rosicky, Flamini and Arteta all need to fuck off
>>67451274
This
Cech is a pretty bad goalkeeper
Also
>Tottenhams best season ever
>United could be 4 points behind them on Tuesday
>Leicester are currently 10 points ahead of them
>>67451280
>Danny Murphy
:^)
>That piece of fluff on jermaine jenas chin
Lad ur on tv
>City have only 1 win vs the top 8
United deserve CL more
I live the way at the beginning of that goal wilshere falls over
>>67451269
You're wrong you know
>>67451329
Yeah, nobody rates him.
De bruyne should have been in team of the year desu
>>67451295
Rosicky needs to play one last match. He deserves it.
how many titles did Danny Murphy and Jermaine Jenas win?
Why are MOTD so desperate to downplay man shitty potentially failing to qualify for the CL
Imagine if Arsenal were in that situation. It would be 10 page spreads in every national newspaper all week
> he's a starter for England
FUCK OFF
>>67451323
The team with more points after 38 games deserves it more desu
>>67451295
I unironically rate le speedy barca dna and El memey desu
>>67451340
Still find it weird how there's people that don't realise he's England's best midfielder.
Wilshere is class should be in England squad
>>67451269
He's literally England's best midfielder by a country mile
>>67451351
As many as Steven Gerrard.
>Wilshere is a postive player
>With his stats
lel
>>67451345
Payet, Mahrez and Ozil where far better though
>all this wilshere and welbeck cocksucking
>>67451384
>defender who can't defend and crab passer
>Mignolet
Straight at him desu
Voted for Butland because he's the player I like the most.
What about you lads?
>all these edgy Wilshere haters ITT
>"but he le had a fag and spat at a yid cabbie what a little scrotum"
admit it, you'd love to have a player like him
Hart was best save
>>67451433
Hart save from Payet was best desu
>>67451358
Because they're fourth. If they were fifth, it would be different.
>Imagine if Arsenal were in that situation
What, imagine if Arsenal were fourth?
>>67451433
Could just fill this with De Gea saves
Kaspers save was good
>>67451358
This is what I'm surprised about too. I'm a spurs fan and those two seasons where we ended a point behind arsenal to miss out on CL it was pretty big news and the top4 race was pretty big news (again, probably because arsenal were close to missing out on it)
why is the bbc out to get jenas
>brilliant save by schmeichel
>pure luck that it didn't go in
De gea or hart
>>67451471
his save against arsenal was even better
point blank through a crowd, one hand
it was crazy
>>67451457
>Injured all the time
>Big wage
>Not likeable at all
>Doesn't ever score or assist
>Can't defend
>Spends 90% of every match on the ground
Not really desu
>>67451389
>it's that motm-6-out-of-7-games-for-england poster again
/sp/ is pretty small these days
>>67451465
It's now out of their hands. A team that is the most expensively assembled in British football is now two games away from failing to qualify for the CL. It's a huge shock and yet the pundits are trying to downplay it. Why?
>Lester
>Spurs
>Arsenal
>United
>Liverpool
>Champions League next season
wew lad
>>67451510
>/sp/
weird thing to call your penis
>>67451393
Not surprised you're fucking stupid.
>>67451521
>United
nah
Daymmm Son
>>67451520
Paid off
>>67451521
Lester: Groups
Spurs: Quarters
Arsenal: Ro16
United: Ro16
Liverpool: Quarters
That Tottenscum refball was pretty disgusting 2bh. Even after somehow avoiding the 6 reds on Wednesday Levy is still going at it
>>67451521
>Group stage
>R16
>R16
>Group Stage
>Group Stage
>Southampton players just sitting down
>>67451521
Arsenal will win it next year
>>67451561
Makes me wonder why West Ham have been refballed so much this season. Thought they had the same kind of Jews as Spurs
>>67451561
What refball? The handball in the last minute that wasn't given as a pen? Or the most blatant corner ever at a time when Southampton were on the ropes given as a goal kick?
>Lloris
JUST
>>67451520
If Man Utd beat West Ham, then the speculation will probably (hopefully) start. But that match will be a draw.
Would it be embarrass if tottenham finish 1 point above united or would anyone care
>>67451590
Lel
>>67451521
Honestly believe Leicester will go pretty far in champions league, they're style of play is so geared up for it, tempted to have a cheeky bet
>>67451568
Leicester will unironically get an easy group. They're pot 1
Lloris is legitimately one of the worst keepers in the league. Why do people rate him? Every "amazing" save he makes would be comfortable routine save for a bigger keeper
>>67451595
Maybe the Mane penalty or Kane interfering with play for the opening goal?
>>67451626
They'll go out in the group stage but win away at the Bernabeau
Davis hitting form for the Euros
>>67451640
back to your containment thread pal
>Water Break
Sponsored by Lucozade
>Water break
What a bunch of poofters
>>67451670
Make me you oven dodger
>>67451520
they arent gonna fail to qualify you idiot
>>67451626
I agree; I think they'll get out of the group stages at least. The only reason people think they'll do badly is because they're new to it. Everyone seems to think the Manchesters will walk it while Leicester struggle, conveniently forgetting that Leicester are better.
And remember how well Tottenham did the last time they were in it.
>>67451640
Maybe, but kane wasn't interfering imo. He ran past it and Southampton had a good 4-5 seconds before Son reached the byline. Play to the whistle
>Tadic goats up the league for a period of time
>Then goes completely invisible for no an even larger period
Whats the deal with him
lol, people literally thought loloris was better than de gay too
If there was no water break, would Mane and Wanyama have bossed the game?
>water break
pmsl
>Tottenham 10 points off Leicester
Did they honestly think they could win hahahaha
>>67451712
I remember when he got 4 assists in a game and everyone was calling him the assist king. Got one more assist in the next 6 months kek
>>67451706
City might lose to Swansea too desu
>>67451738
>Leicester can win the PL with a 13 point differential
blimey
>>67451693
>arsecoon mad
>>67451750
he did get top assists in europe 3 seasons in a row wherever he was before southampton. always pick him up early in the season in fantasy football he always gets a lot of points fast then falls off
poch can say w.e he wants
he is too good for that club
Points won in 2016:
Leicester: 41
Southampton: 36
Spurs: 35
Imagine if Southampton weren't complete and utter shit in late 2015 (someone please post that pic of Southamptons huge run of losses with the Arsenal 4-0 win slapped right in the middle).
Who here /windowwideopentonight/ ?????
>>67451751
>United lose to West Ham
>City lose to Swansea
Can see it happening desu
Davis reminds me of Vardy.
Southampton next Leicester??
Poch was qter when he had the translator
>>67451803
Fucking insects la
Not to mention the fucking cars
Agree with Danny Murphy desu
Managers who don't care about rivalries are shit
>>67451803
Nah, got me fan on though.
>>67451803
just gonna have a fan aimed at my face all night desu
>>67451787
I'm white British home counties conservative voting master race
>>67451803
me, only got to sleep at 4 in the morning because of how fucking warm it was
>>67451803
Windows open, naked and fan on la. I'm going all out.
>>67451798
who /hadmoneyonArsenal/ here
;_;
>>67451818
Lad this isn't Brazil the worst thing that's gonna come in is a stray ladybird, crack that window open
>>67451847
>>67451829
>>67451823
Didn't know fans were this common
What's a good fan to get? Need one for this summer possibly
time for the liverpool 96ers
>>67451871
I just have some random desk fan, probably find one for dirt cheap
>>67451852
I live right next to a lake, mosquitos all day erryday here
>>67451852
Giant moths mate
>>67451852
Massive tree right outside my window. It's just annoying not dangerous or anything.
Anyone who likes this weather should just fuck off and live abroad desu
>>67451803
what's the temp in England?
we're starting to hit mid 20s here
Whats the point praising tottenhams defenders when they lost
>>67451871
Bladeless ones are comfy tier
>>67451852
Moths are scary as fuck mate
>>67451871
>he doesn't own a fan
the fan I have is older than me, parents bought it in the 80s and I found it in the loft a few years back, thing just keeps on blowing like I wish my ex could
Fuck off Liverpool, I want to see 2good2bad
>>67451901
Christ
>>67451852
mate Im not having moths and spiders in my house fuck that
>>67451910
literally like 20 degrees right now
>>67451901
>moths
How about a trigger warning next time, you shitlord
desu
senpai
>>67451904
This. Winter when?
>>67451852
I left my windows open one night and woke up with wasps crawling all over me
>>67451835
>Not voting for memes
Liberal Democrat/Greens are the true GOAT voting habit, unless you have an actual communist or racist independent in your constituency, in which case vote for them.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Are Harry, but if he actually learns to fucking pass the ball instead of taking 30 yard shots from a 15 degree angle every time he gets the ball, maybe Spurs could have won the league
>>67451910
my phone says it's 18C right now, which is far too hot
>>67451951
>white people
>>67451939
I miss it lads
I want to cozy up under my duvet, not lie down on top of it sweating my balls off
>>67451904
northerner detected
>>67451910
28 here in London
>>67451940
Surely you're making that up lid
WARNING
Only leave your windows open if you wanna risk a moth going in your ear
Happened to me last summer and it was fucking shit. Dr also said it happens more frequently than you think so I wouldn't risk it
Watford going down next season
>>67451946
>ever bringing yourself to vote for the Green party, even for memeing sake
stop it
>>67451964
At least 3 more months of this shit too
Whats up with Joe Allen
>benteke finally does something
>everyone ignores him when celebrating the goal
>>67451910
It got to 27 degrees somewhere in England today. It's probably hotter than Italy right now, but only for like three days and then it will rain and snow and shit like always.
>>67451987
Ur mum going down tonight
>>67451964
This so fucking much, it's so nice in the winter when it's cold enough to snuggle up but not too cold that you don't want to do anything. I never go the warm meme, especially warm holidays. like why do I want to go somewhere stupidly warm, especially you end up drinking most of the time and hangovers and 10x worse when you're sweating non stop from the heat
>>67451976
My windows near a tree tbf, was probably a hive in it
>>67451977
this story seems eerily familiar
>>67451977
Mate come on stop trolling
>>67451998
Him and bale are having a meme hair bet
>>67451998
he's welsh
>>67451904
>>67452012
>tfw might have to move to Commiefornia next year and have to endure 30+ degrees on a daily basis
Fucking dreading it la's
>>67451928
damn you must be melting, i remember when i went to Brighton and it was in the high 20s for a couple days, the family i was staying with was dying
i went around in my spring hoodie and got the kind of looks you give a schizophrenic
it's 15 here now, i'm still sleeping under my winter duvet
>>67451974
Don't talk to me about sophistication, I'v been to Leeds!
>>67452024
This yes.
Pls no more talk of moths.
>>67452038
Lived in Florida for a year and it was fucking terrible. Don't do it senpai
>>67452020
>>67452022
Wish I was trolling. It's always been my biggest fear and it actually fucking happened.
You really don't want to know what a moth buzzing inside your head feels like
Did the United match break Ighalo? Hasn't been the same since
The absolute state of >Nighalo
>>67451977
If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Caveman searching for food, but not before he styles the hair on his head.
What would last longer in dinosaur times? A blind man wouldn't stand a chance, not with all them rocks about.
I'd rather be a blind moth.
>>67451949
THIS
The amount of times this season Spurs could have finished games if Kane just passed left to Lamela for example is ridiculous. Even today Spurs had about 3 chances to do so
>>67451991
>Not wanting an Australian woman in your country to tell you it's wrong to travel by plane
I guess she must have walked here.
>>67452054
Why don't you like moths?
>>67452071
right, play a record. that was complete and utter drivel mate.
>>67452047
>i'm still sleeping under my winter duvet
Same here but it's mostly because I don't want to accept it's summer yet
Gomes is in Whoscored team of the year
>>67451811
>Davis reminds me of Vardy
they are nothing like each other.
>>67452087
literally muh stats: the team
Am I safe in the city from giant moths lads? I have a feeling they're more of a countryside sort of phenomenon?
Also while we're on the subject.. Moth man..
Joe Allen is literally a nu-male
Reminder tarantulas crawl into aussies cars and spook them when they're driving
>>67452074
One flew in my window earlier and just appeared on the laptop screen and flew into my face/
I nearly died.
Killed it by squishing it.
>>67452090
They are both hard working and look a bit scummy
23° C is winter here.
>>67452109
what's that?
>>67452109
He's going for the Eric Bana in Troy look I think.
>>67452106
City pollution and chemicals is what makes them giant. Our country moths are small and won't be able to get pass the spider webs in our ears
>>67452106
countryside thing, I live in a city centre at uni and have my windows open all the time during summer and nothing, countryside at home and you will have something in your room if the window is left open overnight especially if you have a light on at any point
Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?
>>67452106
One came into my room the other night, I live in central London
His in the corner until it went away
>>67452132
>>67452143
triggered
>>67452140
Like it matters if you keep your windows shut or not, in the country things will always find their way inside
Got bitten by a mosquito on the underground the other day
>>67452106
your never safe from moths, just more safe than elsewhere
>>67452149
Does this apply to asians and blacks too?
>>67452085
fuck summer honestly
i'll have to study for exams in 35 degrees heat and there's no AC in my house
>>67452172
You could have Zika virus m8.
Enjoy you're Zombie Apocalypse.
>>67452149
>tfw ticked the first two and thought I was going to end up really badly, and then had nothing.
I think I'm just a hipster. Phew.
>>67452182
nope
>Liverpool beating Sevilla
Nah.
If Juan Mata was a winged insect, he'd be Juan Motha.
Fucking blooter
>>67452207
Except for the white guilt part, I could definitely see some British Indians being like that
Why didn't villa just roll over for newcastle
https://twitter.com/MCFC/status/729358718421213184
>>67452218
They said that about
>Man Utd
>Dortmund
>Villarreal
But this time for sure, right?
>>67452204
same lad, but I think nearly every british 20 year old that can grow facial hair has had it at some point recently so it's a moot point
>I use mine to cover up the fact i've put on weight this year because of a serious knee injury and health problems so nobody notices my jawline isn't there any more
>>67452241
I think white guilt is an integral part of it, obviously most shitskins are likely to be left wingers, so they fall under the broader umbrella of limp wristed faggots
>>67452261
Gotta size up their competition next season
Never understood why players take their shirt off in celebration, is it just some instinct? I don't understand the thought process behind it
Why would a moth want to get in my ear lids
>>67452268
Don't really rate him, but he never got the respect he deserved
>>67452268
Soulless.
>Cahill will start over morgan at the euros
>>67452285
It feels amazing
>>67452204
I have the first three, but the rest is just muh SJW cuck boogeyman. Although I do know a guy who fits all of the points in that list, and he actually does have a cuckoldry fetish, which I find hilarious.
I like Big Sam but hate Sunderland.
>>67452280
they know
>>67452285
showing off their sexy bodies
>>67452285
It's just a signal to indicate they are celebrating.
>>67452303
They lay eggs in the ear wax
>>67452268
they're an utter disgrace. Why didn't MOTD even mention this?
>>67452303
To enter your brian. To take control. To live forever
>>67452303
because they're dumb cunts
>>67451311
Why does that trash can look like Pepe
>>67452261
For bants, obvs.
>>67452346
Because it's not important.
>>67452346
'No one attends City game' isn't exactly breaking news.
>>67452285
Gayness. Handegg players are much too masculine too take off their JERSEY plus there are way too many protective pads that would have to be removed because the sport is so much manlier than soccer
Are all Leicester fans furries?
>>67451341
Quality stuff, I was worried >we would become a yoyo team, but it's been a solid 2 years optimistic for mid table next year and then more
>Can't wake up
>>67452388
More like because they're so fat their shirts have to be surgically removed.
Why has Wax Lyrical only had half of a shave?
Do you think players get worried about indirect kisses when they pass the trophy around?
>>67451940
When I was a kid wasps nested in our loft. One time I left my light on all night and a bunch of wasps crawled through the dodgy ceiling light fixture. I woke up with about twenty wasps buzzing around my room. Just drunkenly buzzing around the light. I rolled out and spent the week sleeping in the living room. They came back the next year though.
>>67452431
Ran out of wax
