You may only post ITT if your team will be playing champions league football next year
City fans need not apply
After we win UEFA Cup this year la.
>Manure will pick up points against best ham and bournemouth
poop not playing cl football next year would be glorious
de (You)ropa League
>tfw winning FA CUP and 4th bowl this season
>tfw our young guns fire us to Title glory next season
What a Time to Be Alive :D
Man united are shit
Liverpool are shit
Celtic and rangers are shit
Chelsea are shit
Arsenal are shit
Man city are shit
Spurs are now playing shit
Leicester are shit to be honest,just a bit less shit as a unit then above
>>67442768
who the fuck are you
>>67442797
who the fuck are you
p-pls don't get my hopes up
>>67442797
Fuck you, I'll say what I want
>tfw not confident at all
I really hope swansea can do us a favour
>>67442878
Don't worry m8. City are shit without Kompany.
>United getting 3 points from West Ham away in a league game.
You'll get 1 point at max
>>67442878
They already did yesterday
>>67442918
We literally outplayed them in the FA Cup at their ground
>>67442742
>"it's our year" is now a Manchester United meme
youll never win a non mickey mouse trophy again lads
>>67443009
How the mighty have fallen.
>>67443009
It's an Arsenal meme too. Guess it applies to all the formerly great clubs.
>>67443009
Well... Not like its built off delusion.. Unlike other clubs.. Count em..
>>67443174
>muh history
Literally Liverpool.
>>67443207
Don't see any Liverpool on that list pal.. Still Counting??
I'm fucking scared of mememouth
yes fuck city niggers they are quite greasy
>>67443251
Same
They'll be complete memeing fucks and kick us out the top 4.
>>67443241
At least they can win a trophy this year.
Hope we get you again m80s
>>67443308
>What is FA Cup?
>>67443174
A Liverpool fan could have made the same argument in 1992. They won the FA Cup that year too, by the way.
I'm worried lads
We need a point at poocastlel to secure second.
Had a good chance to secure today and fucked it up.
Man citys draw with arsenal is OK I suppose but fuck sake it's still not secure
What's going I happen lads??
>>67443380
>What teams are playing in your capital again?
>>67443411
you'll definitely get at least a point v newcastle desu
>>67443405
Its not 1992 tho m8
Would you rather:
Win the next 2 games and get top 4, but lose the FA Cup final
or
Draw the next 2 and get kicked out the top 4, but win the FA Cup
?
>>67442878
Everyone give Gylfi your power
\o/
>>67443411
Who the fuck is we paddy? You don't play for any clubs you worthless alcoholic
>>67443481
Win both games and win FA cup
>>67443481
Top 4 desu, just purely to cuck City
>>67443481
2nd choice has a bigger chance of LVG getting sacked so that. Also it's been 12 whole years since United won the FA Cup.
>>67443481
Win the FA Cup
We're not going to win the CL so it won't be a distraction for challenging for the league, it's a based trophy in of itself, and if we're attracting the right players - one's who see a future at United rather than "muh CL football and i want it now" - it won't really matter recruitment-wise.
>>67443451
It's not. But there are a lot of parallels between United now and Liverpool in 1992. Except United's massive debt and leeching owners, of course.
I'm just saying that winning the league 3 years and 2 (3?) managers ago is not really much of an argument as to why the team will suddenly be a lot better next year.
>>67443578
Liverpool weren't anywhere near as rich as United are. The game globalised since since 1992 and United found themselves top of the pile just as it's peaking
>>67443578
The teams already better now, only going to improve
>>67443550
Don't see the appeal of the FA Cup anymore, seems like a afterthought cup now.
Crystal Palace would appreciate it more
>>67443731
Would be nice to get SOME silverware though. 3 years without a trophy is a bit shit.
Also I really need to see Herrera, Mata and De Gea lift a trophy together.
>>67443731
Imagine Pardew's face if he wins the FA Cup with Crystal shitting Palace. Imagine it and tell me you want Palace to win
How yers doin, la's?
>man utd fans
>in charge of not getting BTFO in europe in their own stadium by 5 scousers
>>67443785
>Imagine Van Gaal's face if he scrapes the FA Cup with Man shitting United. Imagine it and tell me you want United to win
Work both ways desu, would love to see poop in the EL too. Would harm Citys rebuilding too or force them to overspend like shit
>>67443630
I agree that Manchester United have traditionally won because they spent the most money.
But that massive post-Moyes spend hasn't really translated in to a significant improvement of the team, notwithstanding the good run they're on at the moment.
The massive spending will keep them in top 4 and cup contention, but it just looks like there are loads of problems and tensions in the squad and I don't see a title-challenging side emerging any time soon.
>>67443846
I want to see Van Gaal win something, he can play the "my ego is satisfied, I'll go now" exit strategy
>>67443846
Would be glorious
>>67443700
Maybe you're right but I think it's unlikely.
I also think Giggs has now become a very negative presence in the operation and he is totally oblivious to it.
>>67444065
Giggs is a poor excuse for a coach
>>67442852
>being Irish
IN
Mahrez (Mane if not available)
Higuian (To kill of shit teams, wish >we could get Kane though)
Matip
>>67444419
>Matip
He's off to Liverpool.
>>67444419
senpai matip is already at liverslip
>>67444086
>Giggs is a poor excuse for a brother
ftfy
>>67444476
>keeping your brother's wife warm is now a bad thing
Wew lad
>>67444442
>>67444453
Fook, remember seeing something in Jan about it, never knew it was a done deal though.
Van Djik would be the ideal then but he's gotta cost £50m now
WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT AHHHH SPURS WHY DO YOU DO THIS.
DRAW WITH SOTON EOULS HAVE SETTLED THIS BEAT CHESHIT BEAT
>>67444569
>DRAW WITH SOTON EOULS HAVE SETTLED THIS
>BEAT CHESHIT BEAT
What did he mean by this?
>>67444569
You need a top up on the blarney stone fella
>>67444569
>Drunk paddys
>posting in wrong thread
>making no sense
Sounds about right
>>67444569
>United could be 4 points behind Tottenham on Tuesday
What the literal fuck is happening
>mfw united chokes
>>67444596
>>67444673
>>67444677
I'm upset lads.
We should have dog his second place done ages ago desu
Ajjana. Jxjjxn I'm ks angry bfam.
Why why
PSV IS BACK BABY
>>67444732
Exactly, they seem to suck all season, but for some reason they still end up somewhere near the top
>>67444988
oy senpai don't break shaw's leg if we meet again alright
>>67445027
>united fan
>>67444998
Yeah the people saying United don't deserve top 4 are weird as fuck considering they've literally preformed in the big matches and everyone else has been equally shit
>>67445096
Friendly reminder that United performed better than last season save for those 3 straight losses in December against shit teams.
>>67445139
Defensively maybe. But in an attacking sense no way. Scored 62 goals last season, scored 44 this season.
I mean what did we expect after selling RVP and Chicharito.
>>67442484
why be happy about playing in a competition that you will be out of it before december and that absolutely guarantees van gaal staying?
>>67445193
Because of the sexual masochism and stuff like that, I'm loving every minute of it
>>67445181
Clearly the attack was shit, but what counts in the end are the points. If attack was so important, City would have been on the first place.
RVP and Chicharito played like garbage. The first was getting old, and the other was clearly not fit for the system. The moment he missed that penalty it was curtains for him.
>>67445217
Don't forget horny football and that time he got trashed at the player of the year awards. Say what you want about van gaal but he supplies the bantz
>>67445217
the schadenfreude of it from a non-fan's/abu's perspective i can see that being the case, but an actual glory hunter must be pretty tired of it by now
>>67445268
>>67445275
Yeah, stuff like that, the saxophone, all the literal translations. Everything really.
Koeman's english isn't much better, but at least he doesn't seem to be off his meds half the time.
lets see how fraudiola does now without 19 world class players and thursday nights in Ruben kazan
>mfw guardiola gets sacked in january after losing 4-0 to Burnley at Turf Moor
>Chelshit need not apply
>>67442968
>FA Cup
No one cares about that shit
>>67443071
>Arsenal
>formerly great
they're a meme small time club managed by a pathetic old senile old fuck who never won anything relevant.
>>67443411
Arsenal won't win their next game. Spuds will easily draw. The only fear you have is Newcastle turning on the style to avoid relegation. Even if you lose, Arsenal won't win.
>>67445816
C'mon m8, i've done this before..
Don't make me have to keep doing ppl like this
>>67445889
>Arsenal won't beat Villa
u srs m8?
Spurs just need a point regardless, their highly superior GD means they can risk being level on points with Arsenal.
What games are left for United and Arselel?
Can they even finish third?
>>67445679
city's upper management, stuffed with ex-barça people will sack their beloved poop? nah m8, they'll keep him for the entire length, just like bayern did
>>67445945
Do they not have google in spain?
>>67445945
If Arsenal lose at home to Villa and United beat West Ham away and Bournemouth at home, then United will finish 3rd.
>>67445927
Literally no one cares about the FA Cup including west ham.
It's just a losers cup or a nice addition to the EPL for a "the double achievement".
The FA Cup is for small clubs to feel included and for champion teams to try and unlock double/treble achievements.
>>67446062
>Have to beat every team in the land
>Losers cup
Talking out ur rear end Denmark
Fa Cup is Based 2nd most prestigious club cup after Champions league
>>67445931
Exactly. If Spurs lose and Arsenal win, then it's over.
>>67445945
Arsenal will finish 5th if they lose, City win and United win both.
>>67446062
>Oldest and most prestigious national cup in the world
>losers cup
>>67445999
Too lazy
>>67446004
Who wins the goal difference between Arsenal and United?
>>67443411
Suddenly the prospect of Townsend screwing us is very real
>>67446196
Arsenal, they're on 25 and United are on 13.
>>67446160
>aresnal will finish 5th
because manchester united will definitely get all six points while making up a thirteen goal difference assuming arsenal somehow manage to not score against villa?
>>67446432
He said if Arsenal lose, you mong.
>>67446243
I mean head to head. In case they both finish with 69 points, won't 3rd place be decided by head to head results?
>>67445027
Can't promise you that Nigel
>>67446569
In the PL, it's decided by GD.
If it were down to head to head, Arsenal would go on top. They won 3-0 at home v United, United beat Arsenal 3-2 at home.
>>67443071
>Arseshit
>formerly
>>67443174
damn how many times have liverpool finished with a high points total and not won the league kek
>>67446432
If Arsenal lose, then it doesn't matter. United can easily win the next two. City will want to win the next game. It's stupidly easy for Arsenal to drop out. If United fail to win their next game, then Arsenal can rest easy. Otherwise, they're fucked.
>>67446569
It's only happened a few times that I can remember. It goes
>GD
>Head to Head
>Goals Scored
>Goals from Set Plays
>Corners
It's something like that, but it's so rare for a team to have same points, same goal difference, same head to head results, same goals scored (and therefore, conceded) that it never goes further than that iirc.
>>67446137
>delusional brits really believe this
>>67443368
>last season's (14/15) kit
>wrong coloured tassles on the trophy (the one they got had blue tassles with yellow text)
Is this a joke?
>>67449280
Unlike everything you do in life, not everything is a joke.
>>67443506
kek
>>67449280
They're not allowed to change the ribbons until it gets presented. It was Chelsea's trophy until the coronation.
>implying man u wont get eliminated in the group stage
