Lloris (c), Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Mason; Lamela, Eriksen, Son; Kane.
Forster; Martina, van Dijk, Fonte, Bertrand; Wanyama, Clasie, Mané, Davis, Tadic; Long
>No Dembele
>No Alli
>Mason
>Son
Spurs lose
Arsenal finish 2nd
AHAHAHA SPURS CHOKED THE LEAGUE TO A FUCKING TINPOT CLUB
>>67435624
>Only club to bother trying to keep up with Leicester
The joke is on the other """big""" clubs
>>67435611
>"the s-sky is the li-limit"
Is he a bigger autist than Messi?
>>67435617
Spurs beat Southampton last season with a Mason/Bentaleb midfield along with Kaboul and Townsend in the starting lineup. They'll be fine.
>>67435624
>choked
>never in first place to begin with
>>67435624
Arsenal didn't win the league m8
>>67435611
>Southampton---->Tottenham---->Real Madrid
Will Alderweireld and Pochettino follow in Bale's footsteps?
>>67435653
>Mason/Bentaleb midfield along with Kaboul and Townsend in the starting lineup
Almost forgot how unbelievably awful Tottenham were on paper last season, they had no business finishing higher than 7th
What do either team have to play for?
Friendly at best
>>67435682
Spurs to finish higher than Arsenal
Southampton for revenge for Spurs stealing their manager and Alderweireld
>>67435627
>b-b-b-but the other teams didn't win their title back to make Tottenham look better
>>67435705
Alderweireld never belonged to them, he was on loan from Atletico.
>spurs havnt won the league for 50 years
kek
>>67435731
I thought their was skullduggery with Southampton having a buy back clause and Alt.Madrid had to pay them back some
Lads
>Southampton has an immensely successful season under Pochettino
>Spurs poach Pochettino and his coaching staff
>Spurs poach Paul Mitchell, Southampton's head of recruitment, and with him, knowledge of all of Southampton's future transfer targets
>Spurs uncharacteristically buy a lower league literally who called Dele Alli, a player who would have otherwise been a Southampton signing.
>Spurs jew Southampton out of the option-to-buy clause they had on Alderweireld.
Reminder that the success of the Jewish Spurs is partially owed to extortion of Southampton FC, originally St. Mary's Church, a Christian football club.
Reminder that even in football, Jews still can't resist exploiting the goyim, flourishing, and taking credit for his work.
Spuns still have a chance of ending up 4th, right?
>The Mighty Spurs
Official Thread Theme...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDR3IMSntlc
>>67435915
>Spurs poach Pochettino
His contract with Southampton ended, he was free to go wherever he wanted.
>Spurs uncharacteristically buy a lower league literally who called Dele Alli, a player who would have otherwise been a Southampton signing.
This isn't true at all. A lot of clubs were interested in Alli. Liverpool were about to sign him, Brendan Rodgers even met with Alli personally to work out the details, but Spurs swooped in at the last second.
>Spurs jew Southampton out of the option-to-buy clause they had on Alderweireld.
Atletico chose to sell him to Spurs
>Reminder that the success of the Jewish Spurs is partially owed to extortion of Southampton FC, originally St. Mary's Church, a Christian football club.
Alderweireld, Eriksen, and Vertonghen were all originally from Ajax, another "jewish" club.
COYG
>>67435931
No, they're guaranteed 3rd at worst because Man City and Arsenal have to play each other today
>>67435961
If City win and Spurs lose, they'll both be 3 points behind Spurs with a game left.
It'd take a huge swing in GD though, so it's unlikely... Plus, Spurs last game is against Poohcastle.
>>67435986
If City win today and Spurs lose today and next week, Arsenal would need to win their final game of the season by 19 goals. Even against Villa, that's a pretty tall order.
>>67436009
*by 14 goals
Are there any actual Southampton supporters here?
>>67435948
>His contract with Southampton ended, he was free to go wherever he wanted.
nope. poch/spurs had to pay £2m in compensation to southampton for leaving early.
>This isn't true at all. A lot of clubs were interested in Alli.
but would spurs have been had paul mitchell not been there? he was mitchell's first signing after all.
>Atletico chose to sell him to Spurs
yes, like i said, southampton were jewed out of a clause they had arranged with atletico before spurs came along.
>Alderweireld, Eriksen, and Vertonghen were all originally from Ajax, another "jewish" club.
so?
>>67436029
I always root for them since they've gotten more dutch/eredivisie players and the Koeman brothers
>>67436009
A little girl can dream.
>The Mighty Spurs
>>67436029
yeap. there's only two or three as far as i'm aware. looking forward to the day when southampton have a bit of success again and all the lifelongs from southampton (not even the memers) pop up calling everyone plastic.
Why does White Hart Lane have all those meme motivational phrases all around the stadium?
dubs and Tottenham lose
>>67436049
Koeman and Van Dijk are both great. I really want them both at Arsenal but Van Dijk just signed a new 6 year contract
The fuck is this dramatic music
>star wars music
>lloris molesting the mascot
nice to see the memes are off to a good start
>>67436079
Dubs and Tottenham win 4-0
>>67436078
Well they did just bottle the league to fucking Leicester, you've got to have some way to keep their heads up
>>67436087
London clubs and Liverpool fuck off from Southampton
>>67436078
>>67436088
>>67436089
it's tottenham
I fucking hate early/late kickoff Spurs threads
>samir nasri still exists
What went wrong?
Who is the most famous supporter of both of these clubs?
>>67436088
Star Wars music.
lads, what does martin tyler exclaim to his wife when the viagra finally kicks in?
What part of Hotspur are you lads from?
>>67436132
AGUERROOOOOOO
>>67436120
Spurs will NEVER EVER do this
>>67436132
"the viagra finally kicked in"
>>67436141
Next season
As a Leicester fan might watch this for a laugh desu
Is Kane going to stay at Spurs, or will he fuck off to Manchester or Madrid?
Was N'jie injured?
Been a while since I've seen him
>>67436161
Stays with spurs
Beautiful fucking weather, looks comfy as fuck
>>67436146
Not with Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd and Liverpool all recovering.
Spurs blew their only chance.
>>67436164
RARE
>>67436164
He was yeah, but he has also played with the U21s a lot. Something is off or he doesn't fit.
Reminder that even if Spurs had won all of these games (ie. ended the season on a 9-game winning streak), Leicester would have won the league by a point
Leicester have had this in the bag for months
>de gay
>>67436170
summer time is here la
>>67436172
>city
not with pep starting from new
>Chelsea
sure
>United
I can only hope
>Liverpool
top 4
>>67436185
>not with pep starting from new
Faroe Islands
>mane
looks like das it
>tadic
likes playing tadtically
>clasie
is a pretty classy CDM
>long
benefits from long balls
>fonte
likes using a wide variety of fonts when making powerpoint presentations
>>67436161
Stay at Spurs for two more seasons, if he scores 20+ in both of those seasons then he'll be sold to Man United or Man City for £100 million
>>67436200
>koeman
>has cows
spuds are playing well desu
>>67436185
Liverpool will be shit next season
>>67436198
I don't think you understood
>>67436210
>team that presses a lot commits a lot of fouls
who would have thought
>>67436180
On the bright side, it looks like Pochettino has gotten the whole "team runs out of gas in the final two months" thing sorted out.
>>67436210
Fucking jews, man.
Will today have a name like "St. Arseanals Day" or are Tottenham too irrelevant for that?
>>67436220
if they win the EL i can see them bringing in some good players. CL, money, wanting to play for klopp etc. i mean they may just waste it on shit like benteke again but they have the oppotunity
>>67436210
How on earth does Man United commit more fouls per game when they have possession the entire time?
>>67436175
You watch him a few times for U21s? Rather him or onamah?
lol Mason is going to bet a bollocking
>>67436234
I dunno but I really want Southampton to win. Can't deal with anymore embarrassment this season
>>67436241
Marouane Fellaini
>>67436242
Onomah any day of the week. N'jie is a flashy dime-a-dozen pacebabby winger
>>67436242
I'd rather have N'jie at the moment, Onomah has looked a bit indecisive in the limited time he's played (understandable, since he's 18 years old).
>>67436234
We're not petty enough to do things like that
I love Long
>>67436267
Taking the piss out of your rivals is never petty
>>67436234
I really hope not. The fact that Arsenal fans celebrated it so hard because they had nothing else going for them was pathetic, I'd hate to see Spurs fans do something that sad.
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>English goalkeeping
TOP LEL
>Forster
what a mess
>>67436180
>>67436160
>>67436141
>>67436102
>>67436079
>>67435844
>>67435750
>>67435712
>>67435682
>>67435624
Were any of you Leicester fans BEFORE this April?
>>67436282
But still, St.Totteringham's day and the idea of a St.Gooner's day is fucking pathetic.
SONALDO
>>67436234
>>67436285
Should just call it Passover tbqh.
Where were you when you just witnessed the birth of the REVERSE OFFSIDE TRAP
> Most they've ever scored in the PL
> Fail to win the league
>>67436313
This
>>67436308
/lifelong/ here la
Nice fucking goal
Definitely should be called offside, Forster didn't come out because Kane was offside and interfering with play
I'll take the goal but I'd be mad as fuck if that happened against us
>that chink cost 18million
must sell alot of shirts
that's offside by the new rules, as Kane is going toward the ball and influences play enough to be judged off
GONBAE
SON SON SON
YIDS YIDS YIDS
>that goal
>>67436328
He's pretty talented, scored 14 goals in the Bundesliga last season.
>>67436313
To be honest I agree. But it already exists so it is what it is
>>67436308
Yes. I was there when we were relegated in 2004 and 2008.
and THAT is why the modern day offside rule is retarded
>>67436326
Me too
COYS though
>>67436328
Not as many as he makes
son is still shit
>>67436329
yeah its stupid, why would they change the rule if they are only going to enforce it against certain teams.
>>67436321
What a time to be alive.
What are they singing?
>>67436353
No he's a fine player who, like Chadli, would be a key player for almost every Premier League team
>>67436278
>posting low quality shit
reeeeee
>Spuds scoring
Give us back St Totteringham's day REEEEEE
>>67436354
They've been failing to enforce it all season. Liverpool beat Bournemouth with a goal just like this one back in September.
>>67436308
I'm /lifelong/ mate, I come from Frog Island, Hampshire
>Those possession stats
Did someone say they had a chance?
>>67436345
Better to be above all that, fucking hell celebrating being above the rival despite underachieving is laughable. (this is in regards to St.Totteringham's for the last decade)
>>67436364
No he's a player like Chadli who can be a decent squad player for most PL teams
>>67436308
My dad once hired a bull called Lester
fucking refball ABAs
>>67436358
Hava Nagila probably.
>>67436321
kek inb4 some meme coach sees this and tries to use it intentionally
Must be roasting in that crane
>>67436375
LIE8
>>67436375
your flag says canada, but your image says australia.. I'm confused
but soton have been dangerous when breaking quickly
>>67436328
White Hart lane is packed with Koreans these days. Last time I went there were dozens of them waiting by the car park after the game to see son. All over the spurs store too
>>67436346
>We
What part of Leicester you from m8?
>>67436368
>Honk-Honk
>>67436375
>australian posting with a fucking leaf
>>67436378
He would start for WHU.
He would start for Soton
He would start for Stoke
Hell he would even start for United
>new Spurs stadium
That's where the London NFL team is gonna play too.
>>67436400
>All over the spurs store too
Levy will be pleased
>>67436377
Anything that encourages a local rivalry is good in my book. 90% of our players don't even care about rivalries so for me it's good that the fans still care in some way
>>67436415
Harry Kanes Pain Dome
>>67436402
LE65
>every team that has their best premier league season should win the league that season
arselel fan logic everyone
>>67436415
Wembley too
>>67436415
If the new NFL team plays in our stadium I will unironically support them.
>>67436409
>He would start ahead of Payet or Sakho
>He would start ahead of Tadic or Mané
>He would start ahead of Arnie/Bojan/Shaq
>Hell he would even start ahead of Jese Lingard and Memphis DeFlop
no need for the "even"
and when he plays: Herrera
>>67436253
>>67436265
thanks btw
>>67436438
Spurs are having their best season and lost the league.
>>67436438
what?
>>67436454
They never had the league though
>>67436415
>>67436432
>>67436441
Looks fancy tbqh.
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/new-scheme/
>>67436454
The league wasn't theirs to lose
>>67436452
Also, be on the lookout for Shayon Harrison
>>67436441
Of course, me too
>yfw american butthurt if the london team ever wins the super bowl
It would be fucking glorious
>>67436450
>Sakho
Yes
>Tadic
Same level
>Shaq
yes
>>67436464
glass emirates
>>67436454
That's the point of my post you dip
Who Lesterl/a/d here supporting Tottenh/a/m?
>>67436479
my point was that the quality in these positions is arguably worst at man utd
Should i bet on tottenham to score again?
>>67436375
Fuck off pep
>>67436491
I dip in your mum's fanny
>>67436464
The only good thing about the new stadium is that huge steep kop stand
Everything else is plastic modern corporate shit
>>67436499
Yes
>>67436499
Unironically yes.
>>67436464
looks sick
also the spurs 404 page is fucking great
>>67436492
I'm a spuds fan that wanted da foxes to win da premiere league
Is this what taking care of wife's son feels like?
>>67436492
>this LGBT extra-flag
oh my God
TROLL GOAL
>>67436464
Looks like the Emirates.
>The Mighty Spurs
Nice goal.
SOTON
The fuck
>sperms
>tottenshit hotsperms
DAVIS
>>67436464
too american for me. how big is it, 65k?
FUCKING HELL HUGO
>spuds
>Lloris
>manlet keepers
not even once
>French goalkeeping
> French goalkeeping
>this is the 2nd best team in england
>>67436526
It's the flag of the imperium, so I don't feel shame.
>The "mighty" spuds
>tottenpoop hotpileofshit spurs football shit team club
>Tottenshit
>>67436529
Yeah I actually prefer the box style, or whatever you call the traditional British stadium architecture.
The glass facade is great though, the more natural light you can get the better.
>>67436541
Different figures were getting thrown around, but it's somewhere between 60k and 65k
are relegation teams the only ones worth watching this late in the season?
>conceding to NIBSD
this is why spurs aren't the champions.
ehehehe
>>67436541
61k
>>67436562
Nah still Champions League spots up for grabs.
OH WHEN THE SAINTS
>BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>People rate Lloris
>Lloris is better than Schmeichel
People genuinly believe this.
>>67436567
Spurs have conceded fewer goals than any other team in the league though
>>67436562
Football league play offs are the only thing worth watching. Most mental games ever.
>>67436492
>>67436551
Why don't I get to see the fag flag?
>>67436583
4chan gold
>all these deaths
'F'
>>67436474
must say, impressed by his Transfermarkt stats
Spurs should try a diamond with 2 strikers. Not to facilitate Shayon per se but I think they'll do good with it
HK pegged upfront and a pacey striker dropping
>>67436575
I'm sure no one would so stupid as to believe this, right?
>>67436595
heatstroke innit
>>67436577
they conceded too many/scored too few to win the league though.
>>67436597
Disagree desu senpai
4-2-3-1 is GOAT
>tfw you say lloris isn't that good and people say you're an arsenal fan
reminder he lost them key points vs arsenal, west ham and west brom
WHO SM12 /SADIO MANEIAC/ here?
>>67436611
True, but the guy I was replying to made it sound like they had the same problem as Liverpool in 2014, where their defense was just utter shit and clearly cost them the league
>>67436583
>He hasn't bought a 4chan pass
>>67436603
Poonited and spuds will geniunly tell you Lloris and de gay are miles ahead of Kasper.
>>67436597
I've always felt that if you're playing two upfront Kane would be better being the striker that drops a little deeper. He's a pretty complete player and can pick a pass too.
Him and Vardy upfront at the Euros could be GOAT
>>67436624
I'm a spurs fan and other spurs fans think I'm being a pessimistic twat. He's living off his reputation of the past 4 years but this season he's been really disappointing in the crucial moments. You forgot Newcastle too
>>67436623
It is the GOAT formation, but it's so overused managers are figuring out how to beat it.
>>67436647
> Fake tan
Why do girls do this? Makes them look horrible.
>>67436597
A diamond wouldn't really fit the players they have at the moment. I guess they could go Dier at the base, Dembele & Alli on the sides, and Eriksen at the top, but then you're dropping Lamela for an extra striker who might not even be good enough to justify it.
>>67436647
>that perfect white family
bit jelly tbqh
>>67436623
have to disagree with you there Yung Lean
4-4-2 diamond is the new 4-2-3-1. Next season is the season of the diamonds, cap this
>>67436663
>fake tan
>perfect
I'd agree otherwise
>>67436659
It's probably real
All white girls look shit if they tan too much
>>67436663
>white
His wife is clearly orange
>>67436647
>Schmeichel has a son
Poor kid has a lot to live up to. Could have a decent career as a starter at a mid-level club and be considered a failure compared to his dad and granddad.
do all EPL crowds just stand for the whole 90 minutes?
>>67436634
the guy was me, and partly tongue in cheek. it was more a reference to steven davis not being a goal scorer at all, the sort of player no team worth their salt should be conceding goals to.
>>67436663
>this Nazi
>>67436647
>one of these kids will win the championship before Liverpool does
>>67436647
Kasper isn't even close to being a top 5 keeper in the league, he's probably bee the most disappointing Leicester player this season desu
>>67436683
Max is literally destined to win the Prem m8
>>67436647
> Schmeichel's son will win the PL with AFC Wimbledon in 20 years
CAP THIS
>>67436658
to me every season has it's meme formation in PL
last season was 4-3-3
>>67436662
I never thought Greizmann would be good at striker. Try Lamela there, he might surprise a few
Eriksen almost pulled a Gerrard there
>>67436699
>CAP THIS
>tfw we'll all still be sat here chatting shit
>>67436683
even kasper looked like a complete failure compared to his dad until this year. got to remember how his teens and most of his 20s were spent in the lower leagues journey manning.
>>67436692
t. Van Gaal
>>67436692
Doesn't he have the 2nd most clean sheets?
Keeping in mind that Morgan and Huth were trash in the first few games.
>>67436703
I haven't seen much from Lamela that makes me think he'd be a good striker other than the hat trick against Monaco
>>67436692
That's Simpson lad.
Kasper is a very good keeper. I guess efficient would be the best word because although you hardly see him making flashy saves or getting highlighted like De Gea does, he does his job very comfortably. Like Oblak for Atletico.
>>67436699
nah, someone managed to determine it would be with west ham, can't remember the exact year but it's whenever max is 29, of course.
if max schmeichel is playing in the premier league when that time comes, it will be worth a go.
>>67436712
Imagine how weird it must be to earn a six-figure salary and still be considered a failure.
>>67436716
He is joint 1st in clean sheets (15 along with De Gea, Hart and Cech, though Schmeichel has 1 game left and the others have 2).
>>67436712
True. It's not that surprising for a keeper to peak late though.
>>67436726
Simpson shouldn't be disappointing anyone because everyone should know he's shit by now.
>>67436718
Lamela is a winger, not a striker tbf
>>67436740
15 clean sheets being the most in a season is pretty embarrassing
You usually expect 19-20
>>67436740
Lad didn't even really celebrate yesterday because he was pissed that Everton scored
>>67436739
yeah, it's pretty unfair but all relative though and comparisons are going to be inevitable.
imagine how ronald koeman jr feels. he's a backup goalkeeper in the dutch 3rd division iirc.
>>67436740
Kasper has more saves this season than Cech, De gay and Hart.
Oh and he also has the Premier League trophy
gay
>>67436718
when you already have a finisher up top in a 4-4-2 the other striker doesn't have to be a gatuso or totti
he just has to be an effective connection between AM/MF and striker or act as a winger for width, since the formation I'm describing lacks width
>Kane
>"IS THIS THE EMIRATES?"
top kek
>Hurricane
>kane
>Kane caring more about personal glory than his team winning
BAKA
I'm a couple of miles from the stadium and it's 26 degrees here
Sweating my balls off ffs
These players will be tired by the 70th min
>>67436718
You never know. I still have a theory that Obertan would be a wicked striker.
Kane the mouth breathing owl man
