>Banners ready, fireworks ready, name etched into trophy BEFORE 3-1 win vs Everton
>the Premiere League isn't fixed
Pick One
>team A wins
>doesn't matter because team A is actually champion already
>game serves no fucking purpose
yuros WILL defend this
Well yeah. It's Everton.
>yuros don't have playoffs because they don't determine true champions
>have playoffs in the lower leagues
What's with these people?
>yuros don't start families with their cousins
what's the deal with us?
..Anonymous
05/08/16(Sun)03:29:09No.67426506
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
>>67434378
>game serves no fucking purpose
The amount of TV rating this match produced, not mentioning the merchandise sold at the stadium is worth milions.
>mfw a euro called his smibbly bibbly a "remote control" near me
>mfw yuros will LITERALLY defend the fact that their sports can end in a tie
>>67433747
Yes, because it really takes 5 days to print a banner.
Maybe in your third world shithole
This is now a
>dat boi
thread
tfw gonna fap to massive tits now
I dont think this semenslurping sport is for me, guys.