THIS IS HOW I DISAPPEAR
I used to support /sp/ but then I realised I was a lifelong /v/ fan
How do you want your curse, senpai?
JUST: The board
the only consolation was that it was /v/ and I like them, but seriously that's not a team you're supposed to lose to
SACKED IN THE MORNING
Nice try /sp/.
WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP
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>>67423893
>/sp/
>blaming the manager when its been proven before that the manager is legitimately good
>implying /sp/ as a whole doesn't suck shit
SACK DM
SACK TWAIN
LOSING TO /V/ AND NOT EVEN SCORING IS INTOLERABLE
>>67423981
this is real life
>>67423893
By how much did /sp/ disappoint this time?
Who needs to get sacked first, Messhit or Penaldo?
Fuck off /a/, you conceded 3.
Remember /sp/ you're together forever
lmao un fucking real. All we do is lose. Jewish conspiracy I tell you.
>>67423893
For fuck's sake, even the most incompetent teams managed to score, but >we can't even create a single good chance for 90 minutes.
It's just unfair, every single fucking team that I like lost.
>>67423997
penaldo, that shit was abominable.
>>67423991
Lost 1-0 to /v/.
Donaldo & Messhit out when?
Why is /sp/ so shit? Bring back Based God so that he can redeem himself
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67423997
TSUUUUU was shit in the Elites and he was shit today
Next stop for /sp/: Failing to qualify for the fetus.
remember when we were elite?
>>67424026
Fucking hell. Thanks, mate.
Lads, I don't even know what to think anymore.
>>67424047
C UCK MY TEAM INTO PIECES
>>67424038
Sack both and replace them with Brady and Manning
>>67424057
When we were playing in a cup that was literally rigged in /sp/s favor.
>>67423997
You can't tell me >Torres won't be better than any of those two.
>/sp/ lost
>Heat lost
we deserve better
TSU pls save us
>>67424038
Also, formation change when? IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that this formation isn't working offensively
we need somebody on peds
>Losing to /v/
You can't leave us /sp/
>>67424100
did you even watch the match huehueinho?
>>67424105
F
L
U
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D I U L F
>>67423999
Yeah and you scored none. As a matter of fact, /sp/ is the only team not to have scored in their first match.
Oh spuh, no matter how bad >we do I can take comfort in the fact that you'll be there right with us.
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
WE ARE BELOW .500 ALL TIME
>>67424080
this
Sack TSUUUUU and replace him with RBL
DILLY DING DILLY DONG WHEN?
If we just did pilates, we would be fine.
Are you ready for it?
>>67424105
I agree here. DM said that he wanted this to be a compact counter-attacking formation, but instead we get pointless backpasses in midfield, while the forwards are completely disconnected.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>67424093
This. I thought penaldo had more influence on the game. Messi did unironically nothing.
That was awful, what the fuck happened?
/v/ didnt even seem to try
TSUUU & Messhit out, Slippy G & >Torres up-front when?
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME?
>>67423997
How do I apply for a managerial position? I am a NEET with nothing to do but think about memes all day and I actually have a soccer coaching certificate (for babbies)
>>67424193
Can we convert CHAT SHIT GET BANGED into a forward? It's clear that the current attack isn't working.
messifags and ronaldofags trying to blame each other smdh
keep both and change the formation
why is vardy not forward anyway? makes no sense
>>67424193
Kane & >Torres up-front*
FTFY
remove the tsuuman and put another midfielder
hahahahaha
>>67423893
TOGETHER
FOREVER
It's time for messi to become a playmaker with vardy+kane up front. No way we don't score goals using this formation trust me ive worked with pep before.
>>67424233
>Still wanting TSUUU & Messhit up-front even though it stopped working out well for us since last year
we need Chicken Parm Man leading our squad
TOGETHER FOREVER
>IRL team is pretty much relegated
>/sp/ still shit
Why even live lads?
we at /m/ are truly, TRULY sorry for your loss, /sp/
>>67424192
/v/ played possession which is a slurpy tactic, reducing the number of chances on both sides. /sp/ played on a preset similar to what I personally believe also produces generally low scores against /v/, even though the settings may not look like it. Basically a turtle and a half-turtle colliding, and /v/ outturtled us today.
>FOREVER TOGETHER
TRUE LOVE
>>67423893
>one star
/a/ scum leave
/sp/ confirmed for bigger fall from grace than /jp/
/sp/'s biggest problem is the away goals rule
>>67424321
If you aren't /lifelong/ Leicester than you probably are dead
how many testers do we have? Do these people even do anything? Every time I watch we play like ass
>>67424197
EVEN WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING
I CAN'T AVOID THE LIGHTNING
Fuck it. Just fuck it. Let's dump TSUUU & Messhit for Kane & Meme Magic and dump Costanza for a >Together Forever player
>>67424321
>mags
At least I'm a Blunderland fan so it's only /sp/ that are fucked
>>67424339
>>67424358
why are you people happy
this just means we'll all be losers forever
>>67424413
this. bring the new guard in. we need kane and his massive overbite desu
>>67424425
As if you guys aren't the same when /a/ fucks up.
>>67423893
>>67424420
>mags
I'm a Narrich fan
/m/ scrapped Gundam for glorious Char and they are better off.
spuh can sack Messi and Donaldo tsuuuuuuuuu.
I am throwing my name into contention for the management position when the cup is over. I am a NEET so time is not an obstacle and I have had some formal instruction on the sport to pair with my years of playing this shit simulator and spamming match threads with names. I'm not sure how the selection process works but please consider me you smelly retards.
>>67424453
Shitposting at each other's expense makes it easier to cope. Both sides were shocking.
>>67424453
yeah because it's only funny when /a/ loses
I think we need to hire a chinese man to run our team. Those fucks will spend their lives playing games to become good.
can >we get gary neville as the next manager?
>they don't even know I'm saving their smug anime girl pics
>>67424540
at least you are honest
Just wondering, realistically speaking, by how many goals would we lose if we played against /fit/?
>>67424018
Messi hit a post and never ever made a great save on tsuuu tbf
>>67424619
11-0 desu
>>67424540
Have another on me.
>>67424619
Probably biggest loss in /sp/ history
>>67424480
>/m/ scrapped Gundam for glorious Char and they are better off.
you know it, familla.
>>67424496
If you elect me as manager, the front line will be composed of Vardy's overwhelming meme magic separated into two entities: "Chat Shit" and "Get Bang". I have other overwhelming and revolutionary ideas about formation and recruitment ideas but I don't want to give them all away 4 free. I am willing to lay my life down to bring the cup home to /sp/. Please respond
>>67424540
/a/ is gonna help you with the smug anime girl pics.
Isn't this shit pretty much random anyway?
>>67424662
you're hired
have your bags ready to leave by the end of the next match
>people still thinks the names of the players matter
Chat shit get banged not a medal was a mistake tho
>>67424662
I'll only accept a PES autist, no run of the mill NEET is gonna get us out of this hole.
we should just let a computer control our team guys. who cares anymore
>>67424713
Thank you. Who do I get the locker room keys from?
>>67424735
You need Father Aville's Heavenly Scroll to open this
>>67424728
I told him he could be the /sp/ manager in the /vg/ thread on purpose, as a joke.
>>67424717
They probably do matter. The internal random number generator gotta look for something to base its calculations.
>>67424728
I used to play pes 07 with my cousin in [brown immigrant country that isn't Mexico] during summer vacations. There was nothing to do in that country but play pes, tekken, pepsi man, and try to look up our aunt's skirt
>>67424626
This comes back to an age-old dilemma:
Is the striker shit, or was the chance too poor?
And in my opinion we've got the second problem. Was there ever a chance where you though "damn, that HAS to be in"?
>call your board sports
>fail at vidya sports to vidya board that fails at vidya
/sp/ will defend this
>>67424789
Those are some pretty shit qualifications m8
Was your aunt hot?
>>67424842
who is this nerd
>>67424842
no and her teeth were fucked up but she had big tits and wore skirts all the time
its funny i dont even know what game is but i remember >we won one summer. also at the time we were mobbing other boards and getting gets like it was our job.
>>67424795
Chances were not good imo, Messi shot was from outside th box, TSUu saved shot was very angled, he missed a good chance shooting wide, that's the only one i could think that gold medals usually convert. Not like /v/ had more chances btw
Just let us have Dragonfag back
>>67424838
The top 3 boards right now are /fit/, /out/ and /mu/.
>>67424477
Sorry. Rip
>tfw we are the liverpool of pes
fuck. or even worse, are we nottingham forest?
>>67424930
We're the England
>>67424866
GermanBros autistic son
>>67424453
When you lose we laugh at you but when we lose you post this meme shit.
>>67424949
This is our year lad.
HELLO D/a/RKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
/sp/'S COME TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN
>>67424789
>pepsi man
top lad
top game
>>67424949
Nah we were actually succesfull once
Who is the current /sp/ manager and how can I contact him?
>>67425011
The usual, I presume?
>>67424922
>/mu/
AUTISM was man of the match
>>67425062
We won one cup that has rumours of being rigged for us.
We're England lad.
Fucking /m/ is better than us.
NO DEFENSE /m/ IS GOING TO GET INTO THE ELITE CUP BEFORE US AT THIS RATE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67425127
All the more reason to put Vardy and Kane up front. Messi is a better false 9 anyway.
>>67425069
I don't understand this meme. Is it dank?
>>67425193
It's just a very odd yet comfy anime
>>67425154
>>67425244
>-5
premier_drop.avi
>>67425154
>>67425244
I contacted the current managers, if I get the potion I will completely rework a very stale squad. /sp/ is in dire straits at the moment, radical changes are needed. I have the meme momentum and pathetic lifestyle to ensure that a board as massive and influential as /sp/ returns the very summit. I will make /sp/ great again.
>>67425503
Just copy Leicester's formation m8.
>>67425503
You didn't add me.
>>67425503
I will also *rework* the way the manager and the people of /sp/ communicate. We are not being represented correctly and I've had it up to here. The status quo has got to go, it's just not working. I've been saying it for years and so have all of you. I love pes, I have many friends that pay pes. We're gonna take control of this baby and we're gonna do it right. No more /m/ or /a/ embarrassments. Remember Retart for manager
>>67425559
I just did, I even sent you a message.
Unironically on a night out getting drunk to forget lads
Bring back torrres 2bh
Rip spee
>>67425582
No, you didn't, or I would've gotten anything.
>>67425609
pls respond
>>67425631
Thanks Skype, you're a bitch again.
Let me see if I can get it.
>>67425651
coo
>>67425631
>>67425651
Bleh, not showing up. Give me your Skype ID on the IRC.
>>67425544
Nah m8, we gotta play 442 diamond, at least that formation is capable of creating chances.
Or we copy /his/'s dank 3-2-2-2-1 with sweeper. At least that one scores goals.
>>67425672
What's the IRC room name? My ID is anonymous.senpai, this is my icon
Would you trust this man to coach /sp/?
>>67425727
clearly that narrow bullshit didn't do anything today
>>67425773
Nope since we cannot provide him with better players than the opposition.
>americans coaching football
what could possibly go wrong
I want to clear a misunderstanding here. Three of our medals are strikers, so running any formation without 3 strikers is impossible this cup. You can't change player roles, cards, heights etc. during the cup.
>>67425822
couldn't possibly be worse than what the Germans have done to us
that's not a personal attack on you either, they have all just been terrible for whatever reason
FETUS HERE WE COME
>/hoc/ makes objectively the dankest memes on /sp/
>not a single player to represent /hoc/, just a bunch of old, tired euromemes
pretty obvious why the team is shit desu
>>67425822
Oi I'm a smelly brown immigrant you pink potato mongrel.
>>67425933
>hoc
>dank
>>67425788
We're the only team that didn't even score a single goal. And we played some meme 433.
The diamond works, even though I consider it a suboptimal formation.
>>67425933
this. Why is clip art guinea pig not on the team?
Everyone chatting way too much shit right now
>>67425933
I don't care where they're from but we need big changes. /sp/ is a big board but it plays like a little board. Sad! If you elect me, I'll study every general carefully and pick the best and brightest memes on top of the great ideas I already have. /sp/ deserves more.
>>67423893
as long as you lyrics fags exist we deserve to lose
>>67426197
Make /sp/ great again!
BUILD TEAM!
Bring back Dragonfag desu
>4chan gathers together for a sporting event
>the sports board is shit at it
>>67426469
We're going to build a new team and it's not going to cost us anything.The very first thing I'll do if elected is rearranged the front line. A two striker formation with "Chat Shit" and "Get Banged". I have a lot of other great ideas but I won't give them away because then the enemy will plan for them but they are great I promise you. It's gonna be great.
>>67426491
The safe and tried and old memes of the past won't solve anything. Edgar or who else you have in mind won't bring about the shift /sp/ needs. I hate to say it but /sp/ is a joke right now. Now only are the other big boards laughing at us but the small ones are laughing at us too. We need serious action.
>>67426650
>virtual divegrass played by AI
>sporting event
let's not mislabel things here
>>67426716
> A two striker formation with "Chat Shit" and "Get Banged".
>>67426716
who's payin for it
Is that incompetent nigger Bochum still in charge?
>>67426726
Shouldn't we be better at strategy though?
>>67426777
The IRC committee will pay for it, they know that already.
>>67426771
/sp/'s attack is sad it really is. I'm sorry but if you want to get serious and compete for serious things, you're going to have to make serious changes. The formation, the tactics, the recruitment; it's all bad! We don't want bad, /sp/ is too big to be bad. We need good. It's not right and I'm gonna change it.
Its your fault for using non dank memes.
You failed kek gods test
The team must be danker.
Purge old memes
>>67426794
No, it's The DM and me. Preferably for longer than the next weekend.
>>67426820
Real life footie tactics do not actually translate 100% into a video game
>>67425822
reigning champ is an american you yuropoor
>>67427351
>>67427374
good luck managers I know you'll come out firing against /n/
Today's game was a shitshow and /v/ got lucky as hell. I want to wait the next game. DM and Twain still have my full support. If things go sour, well... shit, but it depends on how the team perform. >We didn't deserved to lose today, but our passes are really looking shit and for fucks sake Messhit and Penaldo get your shits together. I don't think Costanza is performing well in his new role too.
I've already settled on a holding midfielder for any potential formation that I will reveal when the election process fully begins. Don't bother guessing it, it comes way out of left field but it makes perfect sense. He's gonna be an /sp/ legend.
>>67427351
Get out. You're sacked.
>>67424619
>>67428112
>fit got brazil'ed by /an/
>/an/ manager is a spartan who was rallying the chat to support /sp/
see a pattern here?
Losing in the babbys
whats become of you Goats
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So why did we pick these guys from the decision? What happened to the guy who came in second? His team was legit solid, at least more than this current disaster
No excuse for Chat Shit not to be a forward and leading the charge.
In fact, I vote we just model our tactics 1 for 1 off Leicester
>>67426049
4chan cup is so fucking stupid and silly but also so fun
>>67431694
It's better than real soccer
>>67431904
I just wish I had something to cheer for most days
At least we're not out in the first weekend this time
>not having kante, drinky and all the boys on your team
/sp/ this is why >we lose
We need MEME MAGIC
When do >we play next?
>>67433620
Next Friday, please try to use the loo between now and then
>>67433620
This Friday.
>>67431487
We need him and publix on the team
>play like all the other teams. Don't score
Why are we not defining our own style? I feel like every time I watch these, we try and emulate the other teams and never win.
>>67436584
If there's one thing that's absolutely certain, it's that /sp/ isn't copying anyone.
> you will never once again live through the golden generation of lel, torres, constazana-the-blooter-factory and da bears
Lets face it guys messhit is nothing without this supporting cast
>>67437197
So this proves Messi is a system baby?
>>67437197
3 of the 4 you mentioned are in the roster though. Granted, Costanza has a support role now.
>>67437197
>You will never watch /sp/ win another literally rigged cup
Two Asterisks on the Shirt.
Only can win when cheating. I'm shocked that >we haven't gone to using Cheatriots colors.
>>67432765
Seriously though, DAD? should be a player.
Can we start >Torres? He just scored an absolutely delicious goal IRL, and he's on his way back to become the ultimate meme again.
Wear the giraffes, wear the /p/, and you will see ;_;7 come on lads
>>67423945
underrated
If /a/ loses and the other game is a draw, they are already out.
>mfw im a /co/ supporter
Maybe I should just support Leicester.
>All the kekoff abuse in this cup
>>67442090
You could consider suicide really.
>tfw I'm legit hoping /a/ wins
Fuck these stupid curses.
>>67443889
Nice try
most dangerous lead la
>>67441699
HOLY FUCK WE DID IT LADS!!!!!!!!!!
>Some random board nobody gives a shit about and whose team was created a few months ago managed to get promoted right away
>>67445437
Lifelong /p/ fan as well?
#BringBackTorres #TwoStarsOnTheShirt
>>67445518
Yup - thank god my main board has a team so I don't have to root for /sp/ anymore.
>>67445480
It's always like that, 4cc core fags take some nobody team and always do well.
>even a team created a week ago can promote, but we cant
Can't they do something about kickoff abuse?
>tfw kickoff abuse
>>67446688
Nope, PES gonna PES on that.
Who's idea was it to hire someone who doesn't even browse the board?
Fucking disgusting.
Who are the favorites to win?
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
Any have a stream for the 4chan babby spring cup
>>67447205
implyingrigged.info
There's a hitbox link there.
>Kickoff abuse helping weebs
Not a fan
Gambattte /c/
>weebs
not even once
Why is every game but our high scoring?
>the shitty of weebs
Liverpool tier defending.
Being /int/'s fan is suffering.
>>67448195
True
JUST
Most dangerous lead indeed.
WEEABOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67448195
Even worse, Hessen apparently fucked up the export for this one so we're not sure what's going to happen.
>>67448286
It's like the dead body kicking itself.
>>67448286
I really don't want it to be rigged, especially as Hessen guarantees he sent the right thing.
>>67448370
He would say that though. I agree, but it's not looking promising.
They'd lose anyway, just like all the other teams I like.
Based Mauled
Are /lit/ actually good?
>>67448941
I think they are far too shaky defensively, but they are pretty good going forward.
>>67449890
This, they were lucky /cm/ wasted a lot of chances. I don't think they'll last in the KO stages.
I want to watch /a/ lose but I am so tired, so so tired
Who ya got spee?
>>67450415
/his/ master race.
>>67450426
/his/ is too good, I spend too much time there
>>67448750
Morled would be 10/10 if he didn't sound like he was working on a building site whilst commentating.
Funny how different the commentating is when it's not some shitty american memester talking about anime.
