All Hail the Gnome God Edition.
Santana vs Sale tonight. This should be a good one.
Tensions are gonna be high as a result of last night's bench clearing. Enjoy the game for the schadenfreude.
First pitch 6:10PM CST.
Lineups for those that care.
Also the game's on WGN if you're in the Chicago area.
Pls sale don't hit anyone
So much for the PGS.
>sale
damn it, fucking twinks
Sale is so fucking bad against the Twins.
>bases loaded in the first
Sale pls
wew
Saleshit
weeeeeeeew
Buzzsaw game again?
Should have released Sale and kept Danks.
>in before the twins mistake a wild pitch for intentional hit again
damn it Sale at least hit them in the face
there's no brewers-reds thread
can i just post in this one
>>67423368
get out normie
>>67423368
Commit soduku
>toddunn lafrazshit
remember when he was good for a week?
>>67422541
>CST
kill yourself
Sale looks like Michael Cera.
>>67423453
we could have had adam laroach
>>67423466
>he's a coast babby
Get out
>>67423466
Both teams are in the central time zone. Cry more.
With the win just now, the cubs move to 23-6, 1st in National League Central
The White Sox are at 20-10, 1st in American League Central
If these wins stand, it isn't unforeseeable for us to have the first Chicago vs Chicago since 1906.
Who here excited??
dont stop now boys
>Avi has an 8 game hit streak
avi with dem wheels
>>67423889
>implying the cubes won't get fucked by the marlins
>>67423944
>avi is the best hitter on the team
>>67423889
why the sad pepe friend, that would be an awesome thing to see.
>>67423889
>ottomans
>ws
I want bandwagoners to leave
SOXXX
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
DON'T STOP NOW BOYS
DIOS MIO DIO!
>>67423980
>>67423995
Mind you I'm a Cubs fan, but I'd fucking love to see this happen.
I'm one of the few who think it's wrong to hate the Sox/Cubs cuz you're a fan of the other team. We're all Chicago here.
The only team I'd be ok with beating us in the WS is the Sox, because the collective butthurt of my fellow Cubs fans could power the city's electricity for years to come.
>yfw everyone can tell stone likes working with new announcer more than hawk
>>67424147
That was noticeable since the Sox second home game.
jackson is useless at the plate, why is he hitting second
>>67424203
Ventura is still the manager
>>67424224
why is ventura still the manager?
>>67424258
Because Jerry is a loyal, stubborn idiot
At least Sale's finding a rhythm.
Should I get a Sox sticker on my hard hat like the commercial?
PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
TODDFATHER
>>67423453
(you)
Where the hell is my food delivery?? Prize self magic... Frazier!!
>>67424147
Benetti lets Stone be as weird as he wants to be, sometimes joining him. Hawk probably calls him a faggot and shuts him up.
>abreu apologizing after getting hit last night because kids are watching
what a good dude
one of us sox posters needs to win sox math
>>67424606
Did they put it up already?
>>67424633
Just now.
But that would involve me getting a twitter, so I'll pass for now.
saladino is great at short
Avishit up first...
is cargo the top trade target the sox should go after?
DIO DOES IT AGAIN LOL
>>67424811
Until a solid 5th starter is found, I would say no.
>>67424855
They still have the LaRoche money to go after Timmah.
>>67424898
I want nothing to do with him
his numbers were nearly identical to danks's over the past few years
LANKLETS BTFO
>>67424898
Did the Sox even send a scout to see his showcase? 44 pitches sounds like fucking nothing.
That being said, getting another pitcher who has done their stuff in the NL is going to be another fucking disaster.
>jackshit
oh no
>>67424981
They say Kenny was there.
>Jackson with yet another salami opportunity
cOME ON ABREU
LET'S GO ABREU
>can't even make it out of the 4th inning
awwwww
How many games have you been to so far?
>2
>>67425114
2 as well.
HORRIBLE
>abreu swinging at every low pitch
why
>>67422541
I missed this meme. What were they doing?
>>67425114
I drove all the way to the Indians game and wasn't told it was canceled until I got to the lot. I have only been to a Cubs game. I have tickets to 3 future games, and possibly an out-of-town game with my dad.
>>67425114
0 so far.
>>67425180
>going to April games.
Only time I go to those is if I buy the tickets that day and it's a really nice day. Weather is too unpredictable.
>that was a strike
Alrighty then.
Twins fan here. Watching the game with my wife's son, but he's rooting for the Sox. What do?
>at parents' house for the weekend
>dad says drink whatever's in the fridge
out of lagunitas, onto the goose island
>>67425114
>going outside
My bulletproof vest is at the cleaners
Do you think the Cell would sell out an anime night?
>>67425353
Yes.
>>67425353
Probably not.
>>67425353
>2DPD
Pass
>>67425380
But the cell is so close to china town.
>>67425427
Hello Mr Reinsdorf.
>>67425427
Best jew
>>67425427
Did you mean to hit up the O's thread?
>nobody lives in bedford park
it's all industrial. how do they afford the ads?
EL CABALLO
Mauer? More like Pooper
dis banter
fuck you saladino
Didn't toss the salad on that play
Saladino is the memest meme since memes came to Memetown
Time for the Bullpen.
>walking abroo
Walking but will they get that hit...
>>67423539
>>67423732
https://www.google.com/search?q=cdt+vs+cst
have a game frazier
FUCK YES INSURANCE RUN
They got the hit.....
S E V E N T H
E
V
E
N
T
H
LOLERCOASTER
TROLLBALL
Come on avishit make me jizz my pants..
MEME INNING
Bench clearing just around the corner now..
Avibroke...
I went to the game yesterday with my gf yesterday and ran into friends all over the park.
>>67426632
epic
>>67426632
That seems to happen a lot there, especially hanging out on the outfield sidewalk...
>>67426708
On a nice day that's honestly one of my favorite places to be in the city.
Hey hey hey.....
When will it all come crashing down?
>>67426908
Never
>>67426908
it won't
RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD
What are your opinions of bennetti ?
>>67427134
Better than expected.
I was expecting something to Swirsky last year.
>>67427134
Memester.
>>67427134
meh
>>67427134
Like a seasoned professional
>Douk coming out
Duck
>>67427170
>>67427177
>>67427188
>>67427189
I don't know if any of you listen to the Sox on the radio but one of those guys is trash imo
>>67427450
Farmer tanked again??
OVAH
AND DIS SHIT IS OVAH
This team makes me so erect... Yas Yas Yas Yas Yas
THIS TEAM
Gg if any twins fans were in here...
>Melky throwing gum at Frazier