LA:Kershaw strikes out 10 in victory over Jays
HOU:Jose Altuve not in Astros lineup on Saturday
LA:Dodgers claim Casey Fien off of waivers
TEX:A.J. Griffin leaves with shoulder stiffness
TEX:Rangers sign Drew Stubbs to one-year contract
LA:Dodgers considering using Urias as reliever
NYY:Jacoby Ellsbury (hip) not in Yankees lineup
KC:Moustakas placed on DL with fractured thumb
PIT:Welcome back: Kang hits 2 HR in season debut
PIT:Liriano strikes out 10 in win over Cardinals
CWS:Cabrera has three RBI as White Sox win 20th
ATL:Braves option Adonis Garcia to Triple-A
Reminder that the Red Sox are paying David Price $217,000,000 over 7 years.
Royals
First for +100 run differential
>getting meme'd on by the dads
Who else /beatthestreak/ in here? What's your longest streak this season or ever? I'm at 4 right now, my best of the year.
M's
>Red Cucks
>>67418472
i do streak for the cash on ESPN tbqh
>>67418472
first year playing
had a 14 gamer to start the season but haven't gotten past 6 since
Maaaaaaan
>>67418507
That's pretty good desu. I've been playing for years and my best is only 12. I was literally shaking while making those picks too. If I ever got into the 30s I'd be shitting myself every single day.
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
In a shocking development today, found in the heart of New York, New York, the Boston Red Sox have revealed a troubling issue:
They're pitching. Sucks.
When prompted for comments, Manager John Farrell relayed a rambling of incoherent babble for an extensive ten minutes before shutting up. He revealed nothing as far as information goes.
Pitcher David Price was seen weeping in a corner of the lockerroom. We've yet to confirm whether he had harmed himself today or not.
The rest of the team seemed rather apathetic. When asked about their feelings by reporters, they all said something along the lines of "it's early, are you panicking johnny?"
To which Johnny Miller then did say 'yes'
We've yet to hear from the higher ups, but suffice to say we can't imagine they're all too happy about what's happening. Or maybe they are. We can never tell.
One thing's for sure: this team is on one way street to the bottom of the barrel.
Live from New York, New York,
Suicidal Red Fan, reporting for you, the fan.
Back to you NESN.
>>67418608
>They're pitching
stopped reading there
>>67418608
>They're pitching. Sucks.
You're grammar. Sucks.
>>67418608
>they're pitching
>>67418884
>>67418919
>>67418955
Idiots. This was such an obvious ploy. He's laughing all the way to the bank with those (You)s
>>67419322
>I-I was just pretending
>>67419322
>i'm totally not samefagging, guys
>>67419336
>>67419424
baka desu
Holy shit, this thread is awful
>>67419519
Not as much as David "Saving Wins" Price
>>67419519
maybe we should hold an autistic waifu draft like /nba/. Or we could post publix images like /hoc/. just for the sake of shitposting.
>>67419663
Or join in on the tripfag circlejerk that is /nfl/
>8 starting pitchers signed
>4 on the DL
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>67419663
Who will go to the world series first?
Nationals or Mariners?
>>67420231
Cubs
>>67420231
The Chicago Cubs
>>67420231
Cubes
>>67420231
The cubs desu
>>67420257
>>67420323
>>67420349
They're cursed. Won't win one until the ottoman empire is reinstated
>>67420231
Chicago Cubs
>>67420231
They'll both make it this year.
>>67420539
We'll have more rings than the Yankees by 2030
>>67418353
next barry zito
>Even Ryan Kalish is getting big 2-out hits
Slow down there Cubs
Fuck the tiggers by the way.
Where are the red cux fans at?
Who /extra innings/ here?
>217 million over 7 years
>>67422464
Don't worry, it will pay off for them in the postseason.
QUICK POST PITCHERS FROM YOUR TEAM'S STAFF WHO HAVE A LOWER ERA THAN DAVID "217 MILLION TANGERINES" PRICE
>>67422789
>>67422789
meminers @ lastros
>>67422790
>>67422790
is there a barfs thread or nah?
Are the Diamondbacks the anti-Cubs of pitcher development?
God Bless Clayton Edward Kershaw
#MakeDaddyGreinkeGreatAgain
Who /+101 run differential/ here?
>>67418472
Best this season is 7, all time is 17
>>67422789
>>67423716
Who not /108 years/ here
Yo where did Oakland anons go
Game 2 is bretty good
>>67412572
>>67412572
>>67424184
Who /firstplace/ here?
>>67424184
>>67424184
you're twice as far away from the Cubs in the standings (8 games back) than you are from the Brewers (4 games up)
let that sink in
>>67424184
>who not /pasttheirprime/ here
>talking shit when you haven't won in over a century
>>67425226
>talking shit when you won't win in a century
Jays fans everybody.
Billy Hamilton scored on a single from Joey Votto....from first base.
>>67424184
>jints have two of the worst pitchers in baseball as starters
>still lead their division
Is this meme magic?
>>67425226
>Talking shit when your country lost a an MLB team to the U.S.
>Talking shit when your country is currently on fire
>>67425556
Based Bum gonna carry those shit 4/5 and playoff choking cueto to another ring desu
>>67425556
yes. when we will have Lincecum to save us
>>67425430
the royals, Cain, did that just last postseason against the jays
pretty sure they did it against the sox once or twice also
I know tulo did it against the sox also for a walkoff in extra innings in a game I went to a few years ago
I guess it happens often, against the sox at least
>>67425591
>1908
>>67425430
Can you imagine if he could actually hit? It's already amazing he can steal nearly 60 bases a year despite his terrible OBP.
>>67425665
>Implying I'm a Cubs fan
By the way, how's that 1994 World Series championship going for you? Oh wait...
METS/PADRES
>>67425680
METS/PADRES
>>67425680
METS/PADRES
>>67425674
He was on first because of a base hit.
>>67425691
>getting so incredibly booty blasted by another team
Hello cuck
Angels Rays
>>67425746
>>67425746
>>67425746
>>67425722
Just calling out a country with no room to talk about World Series championships.
>USA: 109
>Canada: 2
David Price has given up the most earned runs in MLB.
COLON HOME RUN
COLON HOME RUN
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>starting pitcher giving up jacks to the Pooers
I cannot believe what I just saw.
The absolute madman.
You ever watch an old game on YouTube and hear a phone dialing noise?
NEED
WEBM
OF
COLON
NOW
>Colon hits a homer in the fucking Padres stadium
holy lel
still a faster home run trot than david ortiz
BARTOLO COLON JUST HIt A FUCKING HOME RUN
>>67425793
Oh no my feelings are hurt now. It couldn't possibly be because there's 1 Canadian team and 29 American teams, could it?
>CBS SportsVerified account @CBSSports 5m5 minutes ago
>BREAKING: BARTOLO COLON HAS JUST HOMERED
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS REALLY HAPPENED
I NEED VIDEO/GIF/WEB OF BARTOLO HOMER NOW
>>67425991
How many NHL teams in the US are there? How many Stanley Cups have they won?
I still can't believe what i just saw...
>watching a Curt Schilling live stream
>Basically confirms Papelbon is the biggest weed smoker he's played with
KEK
Here's the stream btw, still going:
https://www.periscope.tv/gehrig38/1nAKEwYLpRAJL
https://vine.co/v/iQvHedZFm35
we're all witness lads. what a time to be alive.
>>67426091
nice
>ends on IT'S--
lel
>>67420603
i believe that is mathmatically impossible
>being surprised by the fact that a guy who is more or less built like Babe Ruth except with a bigger gut hit a home run
anyone got a stream for mlb network? tired of turning around to watch highlights tbhfam
will James Shields kill himself tonight?
Gary's HR call for Bartolo Colon was absolutely beautiful
James Shields on suicide watch
https://twitter.com/RealKentMurphy/status/729118282456944644
full video of homer
>>67426283
Is this the most historic moment in Baseball history? Will we ever experience something like this?
is this the pinnacle of the season? can anything top this? is meme magic real?
JUST
>>67426482
>>67426482
BART
>>67426422
The only thing that can top this is the cubes winning the WS.
>>67426556
You mean the cubs losing game 7 of the world series and then promptly missing the playoffs for the next 2 decades.
>leave the Padres to me
> colon has more dingers this year than jason Hayward
>>67425871
>>67425904
>>67425906
>>67425932
Goddamn that was nearly an upper deck shot, too
When will it all come crashing down?
> leicester city lift the trophy
> bartolo colon hits a home run
what other ridiculously unlikely thing will happen today?
>>67426148
Mad that we're in first place :^)
>>67427048
Colon going deep again?
>>67427056
>we're
Ive seen all I needed to see
tigers are winning the world series
>If Colon was a Brave, he would be tied for 2nd in homeruns for the team this season
>>67426158
theres a difference between being a power hitter and just being fat
Could you imagine if the Mets hold on to win 4-3 Colon will be credited with the game winning home run? It will be glorious.
>Marlels
>>67425871
Colon the second most tweeted thing right now
ayy lmao
>>67427427
Is it beating FILIPINOS4BIEBER or whatever other bullshit is always clogging the trends up?
>>67427458
Yes.
The most trending thing now is #blackkentuckyderbynames
>Mets' broadcast just confirmed (per Elias) that Bartolo Colon is now the oldest player in history to hit his first career home run.
>>67427484
Ah, forgot about the power of black twitter
Bartolo "Babe" Colon
GOAT
>>67427048
Phillies are going to win another game
>Angels-Rays
>0-0 after 5 rounds
Nice "sport" you got there
>>67427901
>rounds
>>67427901
b-but they play until at least someone scores
>>67427901
>rounds
>>67427901
Do all Brits suck this much at bantz or is it just you?
Are the Reds bullpen going to start another streak? They just gave up a grand slam in Milwaukee.
>>67428053
fucking end me
>>67428053
>Give up grand slam
>Runners on second and third
>Just now got the first out
Fucking hell.
>>67427939
PHIL'S WIN!!!
Andres Blanco should really get more playing time.
Here you go Mest fans.
>>67428202
>the reaction on the bench
Better than the home run to be honest
>>67428202
>>67428224
You can tell even James Shields knew it was gone.
Does half the NL have a bet to see who can suck the most this year or something?
>>67428224
>dat deGrom celebration
CANO2016MVP
You may only reply to this post if you're team is in first place
>>67428335
Hay
>>67428335
yo
>>67428376
We're doing this together this year jintsbro. Ride together meme together
>>67428335
>you are team
>>67428335
>>67428335
>>67428335
EATON2016MVP
>>67428335
>>67428449
lrn ur memes
>>67428335
we're first place in runs allowed after tonight
>Darren Gossler @Goose1701 6m6 minutes ago
>#Mariners have now gone 7 straight series without losing any of them for the first time since 2001. Wow.
Cubs pls frick off. 116 wins is ours dont take that from us
>hits go-ahead dinger(his 2nd of the game) in the 10th
>gives kid in the crowd his bat
Undisputed GOAT
>>67428592
Which teams have they played thus far
>>67428592
jesus thats pathetic
>>67428631
we've literally won 116 games before
>>67428704
OTTOMAN
T
T
O
M
A
N
>>67428704
Have you ever won 120+ before?
>>67428696
Well it is the M's.
>>67428729
nice image. Can i save it?
>>67428723
Are you retarded? The Mariners weren't a team when the Ottomans existed.
>>67428592
The cake keeps looking more tasty as the razors sharpen
>>67428696
pls delete this
Chone Figgins triggers me
>The Cubs and the Mariners both have 116 win seasons
>Neither won the World Series that year
>>67428764
Sure
>>67428688
yankees, injuns, angles, lastros, royals, a's, lastros
>>67428766
Anon, i was talking about Cubs potentially beating our 2001 record. I thought you were cubs fan bc they won 116 like a hundred years ago
>>67428776
Ha I love that image! Fucking chone was the worst.
>the bullpen gave up 8 runs
>to Milwaukee
>>67428704
Not only did the Cubs win 116 games, but they did it when the schedules were shorter.
WHO CAN STOP THE RAGS
>>67428859
i told you bro
i went to that game last night and nobody gave up anything (it helped that fatass made it thru 8 innings)
>>67427901
>rounds
>>67428886
>>67428886
Their bullpen
>>67428886
>
>>67428969
what the fuck happened to Bartender, rags? what did you do to him?
>you will never make the squad out of spring training
>you will never feel the nerves as you step into the box for the first time in the show
>you will never fight off a few close pitches and hang tough
>you will never rip a single into right and leg it to first as fast as you can
>you will never fight to keep the tears back as your parents cheer from the stands
>you will never tell your grandchildren about your first hit in the major leagues
>>67429010
>His smile and ERA: gone
>>67429105
nigga i couldn't even hack age-out AABC, you think i relate to that shit?
Gary Hill @GaryHillJr 3m3 minutes ago
Most RBIs for Robinson Cano versus one team in a season:
18- BOS '06
17- BAL '11
17- BAL '09
16- TX '14
16- Houston 2016 (13 games to go)
>Lastros
coobs are number 1 dubs confirmed
>>67429222
Checked cubs win it all
>>67429222
> swings for dubs
> hits trips instead
maddon would bench your drunk ass
>>67424184
who not /methlab/ here?
>>67429360
dubs plus a single*
>>67429220
>16- Houston 2016 (13 games to go)
>>67429105
>play almost every single sport as a kid except baseball
>grow up and become a huge fan of the game
>deeply regret never playing organized baseball
I hate these feels desu
>>67429152
Poor tom.
>>67429447
> decent hitter
> best defender on every team
> gave up baseball because of paternal pressure
i could have been a contender
>>67429222
close
>>67429375
HOLY SHIT!!!
REKT!!!
WILL METHINALS FANS EVER RECOVER???
METHINALS FANS ON POOICIDE WATCH!!!
>>67429544
literally me
>>67424184
haha almost all of us you fucking meth-addled scum
>white sox feasting off bottomfeeder twins
Feels good to be on their other side of it for a change
>>67428459
>mfw he somehow went from 13 to 5 DRS overnight
>mvq no face
>>67429646
w-we're gonna make it, bro...
>>67429375
Not even from Missouri lol
>mfw a tardinals """"fan"""" smoke meth near me
>>67429544
i coulda been somebody
>your team
>your favorite obscure/forgotten player from your team, past or present
>your team's all-time lineup (DH for NLfags, too), you can do some position shuffling if necessary
>your team's all-time rotation
>Red Sox
>Troy O'Leary
1. 2B Bobby Doerr
2. CF Tris Speaker
3. 1B Carl Yastrzemski
4. LF Ted Williams
5. RF Dwight Evans
6. DH David Ortiz
7. 3B Wade Boggs
8. C Carlton Fisk
9. SS Nomar Garciaparra
>Rotation
Cy Young
Pedro Martinez
Roger Clemens (>b-but muh roids!)
Lefty Grove
Babe Ruth
>>67429544
>great power hitter
>mad speed on the bases and in RF, great OF arm
>gave up baseball after 7th grade because I couldn't keep up with 60-70mph fastballs, or hit a curveball
>>67429105
>imagine busting your ass in the minors for several years
>riding buses from city to city
>living paycheck to paycheck
>those long slumps where you're terrified of getting cut
>you were the only one who believed in yourself
>you finally made it
>ywn experience the joy of finally being called up to the majors
>ywn step onto the mound, look around at the packed stands, take it all in, take one deep breath and get to work
>>67429817
>>67429544
>also had a wooden bat that was basically a mini-fungo bat but solid and raked with it from 4th-6th grade
>>67429819
And immediately give up a go ahead 3 run home run
>>67429906
> the curtis partch story
i was there to witness it. RIP
>>67429906
And get set down to AAA immediately after the game, never to return to the majors again
>tfw your best pitcher is literally a 30 year old cuckleballer
But he's been awesome, so I am actually glad about him. The rest of th epitching staff can go burn in hell.
We should have swept this series. Now I think we might get swept. What a pain in the ass team.
>>67429817
go away
>>67429934
Literally suicide tier there
>>67429817
>your team's all-time rotation
Oh god, I don't even want to think of what the Rockies all-time rotation would be. It'd be too embarrassing.
>>67429956
>tfw the Yankees are actually winning games
>>67430053
You guys do have the GOAT on your team, makes things hard for us :^)
>>67430044
Ubaldo Jiminez
Jeff Francis
Aaron Cook
Jhoulys Chacin
Jorge De La Rosa
Honorable mention to Jamie Moyer
...damn that's pretty bad
>>67430081
Roidrguez is not a GOAT. Neither is Roidtiz.
>>67429956
fuck off memeboi
and at least Porcello has done well lately. Hopefully someone(s) will be interested in Price near the deadline.
>>67430044
>Jeff Francis literally gives up a World-Series-leadoff homer
ohhh that was good times
reminds me of that A's team that set the regular-season win streak record then lost in the ALDS
>>67429817
>CUBS
>Michael Barrett
1. 2B Ryne Sandberg
2. RF Andre Dawson
3. 1B Derek Lee
4. DH Sammy Sosa (Seriously)
5. SS Ernie Banks
6. LF Billy Williams
7. 3B Ron Santo
8. CF Alfonso Soriano (Maybe..)
9.C Michael Barrett (Probably get shit for this)
Greg Maddux
Fergie Jenkins
Mordecai brown
Jake arrieta
Ryan Dempster (Love Him)
>>67430138
> mfw looking at the bbref rockies franchise pitchers leaderboard
>>67430154
>Hopefully someone(s) will be interested in Price near the deadline
This might literally be the dumbest thing you've ever said.
>>67430153
I'm sure you got the joke and are baiting me tho
Why do Rays pitchers turn out to be shit elsewhere?
>>67430304
domebabbys
bartolo colon hit a fucking home run
>>67430156
Throw alou in CF instead and looks good
>>67430304
Not Nathan Karns desu
based big bart
>>67429817
Reds
Miguel Cairo
1. 3B Pete Rose
2. 2B Joe Morgan
3. LF George Foster
4. C Johnny Bench
5. SS Barry Larkin
6. 1B Joey Votto
7. DH Tony Perez
8. CF Cesar Geronimo
9. RF Ken Griffey Sr
1. Tom Browning
2. Gary Nolan
3. Johnny Van Der Meer
4. Jim Maloney
5. Johnny Cueto
>>67430200
>This might literally be the dumbest thing you've ever said.
If you can't comprehend sarcasm, probably.
>>67430394
I meant Price and Shields for the most part.
Holy shit both are terrible.
>>67430360
Good call
>>67430445
That wasn't sarcasm. Don't even pretend like you meant for it to be sarcasm.
>>67428790
>tfw 2001 happens again
>tfw Dbacks and Yankees put on another GOAT WS performance
>>67430304
>Clayton Kershaw
>Shuts down the Blue Jays in his first career start
>1.96 ERA
>Lowest WHIP
>On pace to win his 4th Cy Young award
Is there anyone who can stop him? Protip, you can't say steroid abusing meme pitchers
>>67430546
>he thinks relief pitchers are actually good pitchers
>he doesn't know relief pitchers are only relief pitchers because they aren't good enough to be starters.
>>67430512
I liked that World Series until the ninth inning of Game 7
>>67430608
Ya this guy.
Kerchoke should do fucking pilates bro.
>>67430440
alright. i used to hate you, but whipping out cairo brought me back on board.
>>67429817
>Dodgers
>Shawn Green
1. SS Pee Wee Reece
2 2B Jackie Robinson
3 C Roy Campanella
4 1B Mike Piazza
5 3B Jim Gilliam
6 CF Duke Snyder
7 RF Bobby Bonds
8 LF Shawn Green
9 P Clayton Kershaw
SP Sandy Koufax
SP Clayton Kershaw
SP Darren Drysdale
SP Orel Hershiser
SP Don Sutton
CL: Eric Gagne
Manager Tommy Lasorda
GM Branch Rickey
Broadcaster Vin Scully
>>67430608
>Can't say steroid abusing meme pitchers
Alright, I got a pitcher that meets that criteria
>>67429817
>Mariners
>Mark McLemore
1. RF Ichiro Suzuki
2. SS Alex Rodriguez
3. CF Ken Griffey Jr.
4. DH Edgar Martinez
5. 2B Robinson Cano
6. LF Jay Buhner
7. 3B Adrian Beltre
8. 1B Alvin Davis
9. C Dan Wilson
1. Randy Johnson
2. Felix Hernandez
3. Jamie Moyer
4. Mark Langston
5. Freddy Garcia
>>67429817
Cubs
Tyler Colvin
1. Cap Anson 1B
2. Gabby Hartnett C
3. Ernie Banks SS
4. Sammy Sosa RF
5. Ron Santo 3B
6. Billy Williams LF
7. Ryne Sandberg 2B
8. Andre Dawson CF
9. Pitcher (>implying DH)
1. Fergie Jenkins
2. Mordecai Brown
3. Greg Maddux
4. Grover Cleveland Alexander
5. Jake Arrieta
>>67430643
you're dumb
Is Barry Bonds the greatest player in baseball history?
If not who is?
>>67430667
>>67430677
Yo just because he's off to a hot start means he's part of a meme that's eventually gonna get busted lmao.
Say it with me, 2016 NL Cy Young Award Winner Clayton Kershaw.
There is simply no one who can stop him, not even your meme team and meme pitcher.
>>67430643
>sub 1.00 ERA for two straight years
>lol any old 5th man in a rotation could do that if they went to pen :P
kill yourself my man
>>67430608
