KENTUCKY DERBY
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Kentucky Derby Day
Race 1 --- 10:30am--- WPS EX DD P3
Race 2 --- 11:01am --- WPS EX DD P3 P4
Race 3 --- 11:31am --- WPS EX DD P3 P5
Race 4 --- 12:03pm --- WPS EX DD P3
Race 5 --- 12:35pm --- WPS EX DD P3 P4
Race 6 --- 1:13pm --- WPS EX DD P3
Race 7 --- 1:55pm --- WPS EX DD P3 P6 ($1,000,000 Guaranteed Pool)
Race 8 --- 2:45pm --- WPS EX DD P3 P5
Race 9 --- 3:35pm --- WPS EX DD P3 P4
Race 10 --- 4:28pm --- WPS EX DD P3
Race 11 --- 5:25pm --- WPS EX DD P3 P4 (Woodford Reserve Turf Classic)
Race 12 --- 6:34pm --- WPS EX DD P3 SH5 (The Kentucky Derby)
Race 13 --- 7:35pm --- WPS EX DD
Race 14 --- 8:05pm --- WPS EX
There's no finer display of athleticism, hooves down.
Playlist of all derby prep races: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAI6lcStwWY&list=PLn24m8GKJ2UMfWJNgLxfO4X7MbhQv0yn_
Live odds: https://www.kentuckyderby.com/wager/kentucky-derby-live-odds
What all the fancy numbers and letters mean: http://www.brisnet.com/library/uwc.pdf
Yearly reminder that American Pharaoh only won the Triple Crown because California Chrome's owner complained about fresh horses competing in the Preakness and Belmont, claiming that other owners conspire to keep horses from winning the Triple Crown
NBC fixed the race with fewer, and exhausted, horses so American Pharaoh could win the Triple Crown and boost ratings and increase patriotism (because the horse's name contains "America")
>>67408681
Utter tosh
>>67408797
lol okay
now compare the Preakness in 2014 and 2015 and explain to me how the race in 2015 wasn't gamed to include fewer horses so American Pharaoh could win
>tfw you were winning superfectas on nyquist before it was popular
Okay not really since he was a 1-20 favorite then too, which I didn't know was possible since 1-5 was the best I'd ever seen before
How do you even get those kinds of odds? That feels like the thing should be winning by 2 furlongs, but the time I saw it won by like 5 feet
>>67409267
>How do you even get those kinds of odds
distribution of wagers between the horses
stream?
>>67413078
yes, this
anyone have a good one?
Pletcher horse gonna win. I'ma go with Destin.
Jesus Christ
>>67404508
None of the horses this year have good names. I can't pick a winner out of any of these.
>>67414206
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>67414206
Best part of the derby.
Who /creatorcomeback/ here?
>>67414206
>>67414349
This. Been watching coverage because I figured why not? This fucking faggot is the reason I will not be watching the Derby. Just saw him call Cris Collinsworth a beautiful man right in front of Cris. Fuck this liberal, faggot pushing agenda. I don't want some obnoxious poof wearing MLP shit on my TV. Faggots are a whopping 3% or so of the population. Quit catering to this LGBTQXIZUH+_#$ nonsense. Jesus christ, disgusting.
Don't give a shit if you're gay, but for fuck's sake, when you're some cumdump of a fruitcake flaming faggot it pisses me off. Obnoxious is obnoxious whether gay or straight. This thing is just repulsive. /rant
>>67416158
And people are wondering why Trump is soaring. It's because shit like this has pushed people too far.
>>67416321
Celebrating the abnormal, bizarre, and obnoxious and demonizing core values, modesty/humility, and common sense. What a strange world we live in now.
>>67417069
Media is so saturated now that only the truly outrageous catches people's attention
Fuck American racing its pure dogshit. I'll stick with UK racing thanks.
>American Patriot
>18-1 odd
>>67417069
>modesty/humility
Those are great to have in a time of peace and calm, but we're at war on multiple fronts, and the SJWs and ISIS have loud voices so we have to shout back to drown them out.
That was a close one mates.
>>67417181
>we're at war on multiple fronts
wat
>SJWs and ISIS
A tiny group of fanatics building a barren dystopia that nobody else wants to live in does not constitute an existential threat.
>>67404508
>no an horse in the OP
Shit thread
>>67417181
Fair enough I guess, I'm just not thrilled with people my age (26). Hell, even 35 years olds are SJW and bad about this shit now. So pathetic. But I digress...
I really would like to watch the race, just because it's something I seem to do every year. Might just look for a stream with different coverage. Just can't believe they put that thing on national TV and people are supposed to find it charming. I wonder how many thousands of people have changed the channel because of him. I hope a bunch.
>>67417289
>nobody else wants to live in
Apparently London does. Not only are there certain Sharia only zones but they just elected their muzzy mayor to further enforce their anti-Christian agenda. The west is falling and no one is stepping up to stop the spread.
I've never bet on horses before. How much am I gonna win?
>>67417366
Billions.... and billions.
>itt
/pol/
>Is an horse an athlete?
GUN RUNNER
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>>67417578
We have only one horse as an athlete.
Only 12 have ever existed.
American Pharaoh is the 12th athlete to exist from horses.
I don't think we'll have one this year but when do you think we'll get another one?
>>67417511
Hi leddit
At churchill downs ama
I'm guessing the actual race doesn't start for a while
"And now let's go to our correspondent on horse back that you can barely understand."
>>67417335
Fuck dude just get over it
>>67417833
6:34, to be exact.
It would have been a perfect year if the Detroit Red Wings the Cup, Nyquist wins the Triple Crown, and Trump wins the presidential election.
Good morning from Japan and now here is 5:00am.
Yes, off course, though I am supporting Lani who is the second challenger from Japan in the entire history of Kentucky Derby, I am totally enjoying this amazing meeting with a dglass of mint frisk julep.
>>67417795
why did you kill that horse
Who the fuck is this homo?
Why do the kikes at NBC make me see degenerate filth when I just want to drink in the afternoon and gamble recklessly
>>67417881
Entertainment for those who don't actually care about horse racing.
All those semen demons wearing proper clothing.
Damn... it's the only time you actually see girls be somewhat classy.
I gotta go do a derby before I hit 30.
>>67417867
Is that you, jap moot?
So will we see another triple crown this year?
>women soccer
>>67417651
This sounds like the most American horse this time around tbqh. Fuck yeah guns
>>67417867
Shouldn't it be Rani?
>>67417867
Best of luck my nippon friend.
>>67417867
Shamefur dispray
>Randy Moss is white
>>67417881
HE'S EQUALITY YOU BIGOTED RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBE!!!!
>>67418025
He got Michael Jackson'd
>>67418057
It's okay to be gay.
It's not okay to be a flaming faggot cocksucking attention whore.
stream where
>>67418102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWrGNka-ik
Good stream for today.
Pray the jews don't get mad.
>>67418150
Cheers m8
>>67417999
>>67418011
kek sure we don't distinguish R and L and that's no problem, and his name Lani seems to be from Hawaiian language.
And are there anybody enjoying it with mint julep?
So is the girl next to Johnny "The FAG" Weir is a wife material or SJW cheating whore?
FAGGOT ALERT
TURN AWAY FOR NOW.
>>67418276
jesus fucking christ
Christ, this guy is flaaaaaaaming
AMERICAN PHARAOH......IS FINALLY THE ONE
>>67417335
you are so fucking mad right now lol
>>67418236
All women are SJW cheating whores you dumb cuck
is this the race 8 belles died at
That announcer sounded like he jizzed the biggest at the Breeders' Cup.
That passion.
>>67418276
He belongs on /r9k/
Who /didntchangethechannelandisnowwatchingcollegerugby/ here?
>>67418276
why this nigga look like an extra from the the fifth element
>>67418322
So I should stop hoping in getting a gf and go my own way? My fear now is being called a cuck.
>a gay man talking about fashion
>>67418358
Right here. Waiting for the fucking Rangers v. Tigers game ends so I can watch Nats Cubs
>>67418363
>My fear now is being called a cuck.
if the worst thing that happens to you in life is that someone on the internet calls you a cuck you're doing pretty well for yourself
>>67418363
Yeah, real women are not worth the time or money. $100 with one gets you a dinner with (possibly) some sex afterward for just the one night. Or you could take that same money and buy a year's subscription to MetArt or something and get tens of thousands of HD pics and videos you could fap to for years.
There is a horse called "cocked and loaded"
fucking kek
>>67418361
5th element is actualy on Syfy right now hah. Good movie, this MLP faggot doesn't hold a candle to 5th element characters. He wouldn't last a second.
American Freedom backers on suicide watch
>Runs into another horse and slows it down
TRASH
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Star hill sneaks into 3rd. Hell yeah
>black horse wins
SJW's wet dream
>>67418276
AH HAHAHA FAGGOT
but seriously,
AH HAHAHA FAGGOT
$2,500 for a cup full of ice and mint
>>67418626
>2oz of bourbon
Bitch better double that shit ASAP.
Kencucky Derby
A bit greedy wanting two Triple Crowns.
Shits getting dark. Prepare for slop. It's about to get interesting.
>>67418675
>not being an exorbitantly wealthy 60 year old white male who's favorite pastime is watching your horse fuck random mares for money
>>67418675
oh snap, i like that. well played my uncucked brother. Is that faggot still broadcasting? I'll turn back if he's done for the day, but I imagine he'll be there all day.
>>67418737
Yea I just saw the weather is gonna get rough. Totally changes the races, pretty cool. People with money on the races are wringing their hands I imagine.
>>67418331
Yep. Derby is hardcore.
>>67418750
200,000 bucks per fuck.
He has over 100 foals already.
You do the fucking math.
dat mansion price
>>67418802
No you do it
>>67418761
You seem really insecure
Tara Lipinski is such a slag
The Mansion... you'll run into a ton of rich fucks there.
What are the chances a horse gets its leg caught in the mud and breaks it?
What horse is the mudder? Gonna be raining
>>67418923
It's mud, not quicksand
>>67417289
>>67417844
>>67418317
Enjoy hell, you spineless faggots
>>67418967
You're just afraid you'll get a boner
For anyone who hasn't read it, here's Hunter S. Thompson's "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved:
http://grantland.com/features/looking-back-hunter-s-thompson-classic-story-kentucky-derby/
>>67418929
His mother was a mudder
>>67419170
Good one... Thanks for the help, faggot
Why are there so many dykes and fags covering this?
HERE COMES THE RAIN
INSTANT FUCKING DOWNPOUR
And there go the hats! Thank you, Jesus!
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Props for performing in the rain
America BTFO
>>67419223
More like Lady Postbellum.
>Restaurant company
Awwww yes, muddy Kentucky Derby.
>Taco Bell
>Pizza Hut
>KFC
What a cancerous organization
is horse racing considered comfy?
>>67419187
No problem m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3KU5eiEBo
Titfridge alert
>be me
>hit a 5 dollar superfecta in last year's derby
>girlfriend took ticket to cash cuz she was on her way to grocery store
>she never came back
Disappointing Kate Upton dress tbqh
>no low cut dress
Shame on you Kate
protip for casuals: big race isn't until 6:35
>>67419319
>no derby thread in /mlp/
Top kek. It's like they don't even like Horses.
>>67419332
KEKED
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>>67419366
problem solved :^)
>>67418276
Is Tara Lipinski high test?
>>67418276
Cute
CUTE!
I will never have a stud fee.
go with the 9 horse. his mother was a mudder.
Lel that horse got rekt
>>67419405
Hm... She's not low test.
But high test... Hmm...Gonna say no.
>>67419491
I know that feel.
HOLY SHIT
THAT HORSE GOT BTFO
>>67419509
Doo dah, doo dah
>>67417881
Some figure skater who made the Olympics once and didn't medal. He's known more for being absolutely flaming even by figure skater standards than anything.
>>67419509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3KU5eiEBo
>>67419563
I literally just posted that.
>>67419301
Enjoyed this m8
Exaggerator is today's Papanick, except you won't get 30:1 here.
Book it.
Who /stillhungover/ here
>>67419592
What'd I just say?
>all those private jets
Jesus fucking christ.
How the fuck do you even get out?
>>67419619
You're doing it wrong, dummy. You start drinking in the morning for horse racing.
>>67419660
>there are poorfags who actually, unironically, fly commercially to the derby
How can they even show their faces?
wtf, is that horse foaming at the mouth?
>>67419649
kek
>>67419660
Vertical takeoff
>>67419619
I'll be in that situation tomorrow. Bout to head out, just debating on where to drink that is cheap. Although I do have some leftover bourbon and beer... Hm... Gotta figure out drunk food too.
I'm at the venue right now and heard conversations in the back
Whitmore is going to win
all horse racing is fixed as fuck
cap this
>>67419672
Sorry I was busy striking out with chicks at the bars
OH SHIT IT STARTED
Death on the track.
HOLY SHIT TRIPLE THREAT RIDER BTFO
TOP KEK
RIDER DEAD
IS HE KILL?
BAH GAWD HE'S DEAD
>racing on grass
How meme can you get
i-i-is that guy dead?
I'm more worried about the horse.
Dang son
do they shoot the horses when they crash?
>>67419332
my dad won trifecta box last year
won a couple hundred bucks if I recall correctly
>>67419819
if they break their leg, yes usually they'll euthanize the horse. it's too difficult to survive a broken leg for a horse.
Both Horses seem okay. Won't get shotgunned later this week.
I'm out. I can't watch this shit.
More worried about Big Blue Kitten. WTF, I had him singled in my pick 3.
TFW you discover you're becoming a more degenerate gambler.
>horses matter
DAS RACIST #blm
>>67419837
Like the only example of them not euthanizing a horse for a major leg injury was Barbaro, and they spent like 5+ years trying to rehab him before he ded.
They really wanted his semen
>>67419855
Sometimes they don't even wait. There have been horses shot right there on the track after the race.
Doesn't the race start in an hour?
I missed it, what happened?
>>67419904
6:30. The rest is fluff and TV filler
>>67419920
Jockey HEEMED on the final turn
all the horse's names suck this year tbqh
>>67419837
so if I break my leg, the doctors should just shoot me right? that logic is fucking retarded
I'm sure the owner can't wait to kill the horse so they can just send it to Iams for processing and get some value out of it
I was at Keeneland when I was a kid and was right against the rail when a horse crashed and was flopping around in pain and making these terrifying noises and then they had to put him down right there on the track in front of me. That was the most traumatic moment of my childhood.
>SuddenBreakingNews
Is that the /pol/ horse?
>>67419961
Humans can survive/fix a broken leg far easier than horses can.
>>67419987
Jesus senpai
>>67419961
Fuck off PETA
>>67419987
Was that the breeders cup where like three horses died?
>>67419961
A broken leg is pretty much a death sentence for a horse though since it almost always leads to laminitis in their other legs.
>>67419998
Yup.
>Oscar Nominated is the /tv/ horse
>Gun Runner is the /k/ horse
That kfc bedroom is baller as fuck
Fuck my toilet is clogged what do
>>67420071
nah was just a normal non important race day iirc
Aaaaand the pre-race coverage is back to semen slurping.
>>67420139
plunge that shit
>>67420139
move out
>>67420045
Take it to the vet! Slap
>>67419998
That would be Exaggerater .
>>67420139
Flush until it goes down. Don't give in.
>>67420122
I will make a thread
Clearly Nyquist is /sp/ and /hoc/'s horse.
Canadian owner
U.S. Trainer
Mexican Rider
North American Unity at its best.
We can not lose.
this is my first derby lads, how drunk should I be for this?
What is this Johnny Weir shit? Can we go three fucking seconds in this country without having LGBT propaganda shoved down our throat?
Fucking Jews at NBC.
>>67420295
Yeah but.. Fuck the Red Wings.
>>67420321
They got rekt in the first round. It's all good.
Isn't that douche in the flower jacket the guy who used to make an ass of himself at nascar races for NBC?
>>67420301
Loud fun drunk, but no more than inappropriately affectionate drunk
>>67420301
That depends, how much money have you gambled away? At minimum? Very drunk. But in a classy way.
Serious question: why don't women ride the horses since they're so tiny like the mexicans?
>>67420301
It lasts 2 minutes. You should pop open a 6 pack and chug a beer for the entire 2 minutes.
>>67420122
Lani is the /a/ horse
>Have 8 horses run in the Belmont Stakes
>Claim a legitimate Triple Crown
Horse racing fixed that so hard last year.
>>67420353
They're too weak
>>67420353
They do but as with most important things in life they're not as good as the males
>>67420387
>implying any horse alive would've been able to change the outcome
>>67420387
>this mad
American Pharaoh would won regardless unless California Chrome shit happens again.
>>67420442
see
>>67408681
and
>>67408913
it was rigged
>>67420301
Race starts at 6:30 so you better start taking shots. Sake, if you wanna root for the weeb horse. His name is Lani.
>>67420387
<10 horses in the Belmont is actually pretty common. Usually they get 9 or 10. I don't recall ever seeing more than 12 there.
>>67420353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNux395Xnu8
I'm totally new to this whole thing.
So when are the races!? They're just talking about these faggot owners and trainers and jockeys and shit.
Help me find interest in this bros.
>>67420488
two were entered but scratched in 2014
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>>67420548
Come at 6:30 on the dot
Hamas supports Gun Runner
>>67420574
6:30 Central? Or Eastern?
Anybody got some sofia nix full videos before the race?
>>67420632
Eastern. So a little over half an hour.
>>67420548
>Help me find interest in this bros.
Pick the horse with the most amusing name.
>Kentucky Derby coverage just turned into Intervention
>jockey is an alchoholic manlet
found my horse
Damn, a drunk riding horses.
Crazy fucking drunk Cajuns..
They always seem like they're on speed.
>yfw one year a 4channer enters a horse named for a meme
>>67420661
Thanks man.
>A necropsy revealed his heart was significantly larger than that of an ordinary horse.[40] An extremely large heart is a trait that occasionally occurs in Thoroughbreds, linked to a genetic condition passed down via the dam line, known as the "x-factor".[40][43][44][45] The x-factor can be traced to the historic racehorse Eclipse, which was necropsied after his death in 1789. Because Eclipse's heart appeared to be much larger than other horses, it was weighed, and found to be 14 pounds (6.4 kg), almost twice the normal weight. Eclipse is believed to have passed the trait on via his daughters, and pedigree research verified that Secretariat traces in his dam line to a daughter of Eclipse.[40] In the 20th century, the heart of Phar Lap was weighed and also documented to be 14.0 pounds (6.35 kg),[46] or essentially the same size as that of Eclipse.
>At the time of Secretariat's death, the veterinarian who performed the necropsy, Dr. Thomas Swerczek, head pathologist at the University of Kentucky, did not weigh Secretariat's heart, but stated, "We just stood there in stunned silence. We couldn't believe it. The heart was perfect. There were no problems with it. It was just this huge engine."[42] Later, Swerczek also performed a necropsy on Sham, who died in 1993. Swerczek did weigh Sham's heart, and it was 18 pounds (8.2 kg). Based on Sham's measurement, and having necropsied both horses, he estimated Secretariat's heart probably weighed 22 pounds (10.0 kg),[40] or about two-and-three-quarters times as large as that of the average horse.
>>67420787
I would name mine 'An Athlete'
>>67419888
They put him down less than a year later.
>>67420787
>Big Guy
>Feels Goodman
>Gondola
>Shoe on Head
>>67420787
Close enough:
>>67420827
Feel pretty fucking bad for Sham man. He was literally one of the greatest racehorses of all time, but he just happened to be Secretariat's age.
Sham is a triple crown winner in another year.
I wonder if they breathalyze the horses?
>>67417335
a lot of the serious betters are at race tracks watching churchills in house TV feed
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>>67420929
I don't know why, but that's absurdly amusing.
I got $10 on Gun Runner, easy money
>>67420960
hello
this is doge
>>67420873
>literally paid for by reddit
Is anyone living better than American Pharoah?
This will be my 2nd derby i watched with you guys
thanks for being with me :D
>>67421043
This is my first!
>>67421043
Calm down, homo. Are you 19 or from mlp?
>>67421021
No.
When your seed is worth that much money and you are gonna get pussy sometimes 2-3 times a day... American Pharaoh is truly a king.
>tfw you will never be a filthy rich horse owner/breeder
>>67420855
Shit you're right.
Well might as well have been five years compared to the average lifespan of broken legs
>>67420304
This.
>holding hands with your wife's son
Get that fucking monster hat off you trashy cunt
>>67421021
Mares can't get enough of that BHC
Bob Costas probably loves being the tallest guy on the screen for once
>>67421153
*tips equally giant hat*
What channel is it on?
>>67421101
>implying being a broke alcoholic pinning all your hopes on a sleeper horse isn't edgier and more compelling
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