Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtmgna7qB0oQF2oOcVgndbw
Games on today:
Slovakia vs Hungary (12:15 GMT+3)
Switzerland vs Kazakhstan (12:15 GMT+3)
Norway vs Denmark (16:15 GMT+3)
France vs Germany (16:15 GMT+3)
Latvia vs Czech Republic (20:15 GMT+3
Belarus vs USA (20:15 GMT+3)
Let's go Southern Finland!
>>67403822
Southern Finland?
lel @ kazakhstan
>>67403822
Fun fact: Hungarians are offended if somebody says they are relatievs with Finnland, they think it is a Jew conspiracy to destroy their heritage.
>>67403919
Hungary
>>67403942
Yeah, I heard their head of state is a Putin-type populist, but even more nationalistic, so it figures.
>>67403942
Where are all your good players mate?
HUNGary
\o/
>>67403970
HUNGARYYYYY
>>67403942
But they aren't related to Finland in anything but language.
Slovakia was a mistake
>>67403940
That's what you get for having Canadian mercenaries in your NT.
>>67404005
atta boi
Kazakhstan is pretty good 2bh
>>67403984
We have one good player, Hossa.
one mid tier is Panik, he was offended by the genermal manager of slovakia so he didn't come.
>>67403970
Orban is far from being Putin
We are so shit I can't take it anymore.
>tfw the Slovaks have Hungarian names and vice versa
>Switzerland
>>67404042
Do you mean it in a good or a bad way? Did he not achieve such economic and military improvement as Putin did, or is he less of a dictator that allows corruption and suppresses opposition?
>>67404038
wtf, what about Gaborik, Chara and Tatar?
>>67404089
All of them are hurt.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
W A L S E R
A
L
S
E
R
>>67404097
Damn, that's rough for the Slovakian team.
>>67404089
Gaborik is shit, Chara is uttershit, Tatar is shit too.
Also they are boycotting the national team because they hate the leaders of the slovak ice hockey association.
>>67404110
Nah, they're legit hurt. And Chara is so beat up he might as well retire now.
http://www.iihfworlds2016.com/en/news/power-rankings-6-may/
>1. Canada:
>Look! It’s a Canadian team playing in May!
>>67403942
Not true.
>>67404110
>Gaborik is shit, Chara is uttershit, Tatar is shit too.
You think all of them are worse than Panik? C'mon, lad.
>>67404127
>>67404132
Panik was pretty good in the playoffs.
>>67404119
no they are not.
>>67404110
Tatar and Gaborik aren't shit...
>>67404127
>>67404087
He is not a dictator but the Fidesz is the only relevant party in Hungary. So they have majority in the parlament and corruption is also a thing here.
go go swiss
>>67404148
Yeah they are. Gaborik has a bum knee and Tatar hurt his shoulder during the playoffs.
>skoda cup
how can they call it world championship while the best players are playing in nhl during the tournament?
>>67404248
Finland's team has the best players.
>>67404197
I will tell you this - Ovechkin would play for the natinal team with a bum knee or with a hurt shoulder without a hesitation.
Chara - Hossa - Gaborik --- they are all of from the same city Trencin, and they are best friends. When the coach refused to bring to the team Kopecky who is from trencin too (former panthers player, solid fourth liner) the coach said that he is too old for the national team.Chara responded in the name of Hossa and Gaborik that if Kopecky is too old, they are too old too.
Gaborik played in the playoffs without a problem so as Tatar, Hossa played 18 minutes in the last CHI-STL game.
>>67404248
Calm down, Mikko. You're gonna win
>>67404261
>I will tell you this - Ovechkin would play for the natinal team with a bum knee or with a hurt shoulder without a hesitation.
He plays like shit in WCHs anyway, even at full health.
lmao
>hitting your own man
>>67403744
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtmgna7qB0oQF2oOcVgndbw
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
That was a pretty af pass
What?
>swiss goaltending
Same old Swiss, can't fucking bury the puck and concede an ultra softie
The Oilels win.
i miss that anon from last year who always came through with the webms as soon as shit happened
>>67404456
Why would you watch some shitty youtube streams when you can watch streams on ČT sport website with czech commentary
>Switzerland rekt by Kazakstan
Yeah, I think this shows the high level of play Matthews was playing at in NLA...
>>67404674
Swiss literally always have trouble getting obligatory points.
Then suddenly they land a meme victory against canada
>>67404038
Something wrong with Reway?
to máme vyhraté / its winned guys
>>67404749
Reway is a former shadow of himself since his injury
Hungarians are chimping out
>>67404520
slovak powa
>>67404808
bae ure so fast lol / rip marcinko
>Kazakhstan team
>literally all Russians and Canadians
>not a single Kazakh
>>67404841
Daniyar Kairov is the only Kazakh name on their roster, kek.
>>67404808
yay keep em coming
tho if i recall correctly the one i'm thinking about was a finn
>>67404866
No Ryspaev? that's a pity
>>67404110
god, you're a fag, I seriously hope you're underage
>>67404890
Delete this.
IIHF hockey only.
>>67404921
The goon? Nah, penalties for fights are ridiculous in international hockey, no point in taking him
>Getting happy over winning a non-game
Guys, let's not.
Delay of game penalty is the most retarded penalty to get.
How the fuck can you just sauce the puck into the stands accidentally?
I dont get why Kazakhstan is so weak. They have like half of the team playing in one club
>>67404998
more like relieved, losing to Hungary would have been extremely painful
Praise Tengri!
>Switzerland
>the hamlet of Switzerland
>>67405042
>in one club
Which sucks dick.
>Savchenko
>Starchenko
SLAVA UKRAINE!
God damn it
>Healthpacks losing to Kazakhstan
Top jej
yeaaah we rock preare your anus france
I'm still proud. We had a great game.
>>67405114
I hope Sofron will be so tough against canada too
there are two threads. who fucked up?
>>67405144
your mum
>>67405144
This OP for making one when there already was one.
The other OP for making one after all games had ended yesterday and there were no need for one until today.
>4 shots at hit the iron
>that fucking meme goal
m-maybe they're just getting all the bad luck out of the way
Where's the American streams? IIHF doesn't want freedom watching apparently
>>67405114
Hope you guys stay up I really enjoyed this game
>>67405251
Use a VPN
>>67404089
Chara is complete garbage
switzerland pls
pls
>>67405144
The other one was Finnish edition, and I fucking hate Finns so had to make a neutral one.
>>67405202
I dindu nuffin
>>67405391
why do (You) hate us
>>67405343
He could still be a top 2 pairing defenceman and captain.
>>67405391
No need to hate F A M
>>67405387
>50 shots
you can't even blame them for anything
>>67405415
Stream?
>>67405406
>>67405410
I'm joking ya fat cunts.
It's just that thread was for yesterday, so I made one for today.
How many goals will Laine score tomorrow?
>>67405479
Hatrik for Patrik
>>67405479
Laine means shit in ukrainian
>>67405452
http://schoener-fernsehen.com/
look for SF2, it's a Swiss stream
>>67405500
Danke schön.
These are some good Swiss tv ads as well!
>these """"""goal tenders"""""""""
Switz vs Kazach
amazing match
>>67405497
That describes him pretty accurately.
>KAZ beats SUI
laff
If there is a fucking way to sum up Swiss hockey, this game was it.
>>67405657
embarassing af tbph
>swiss
>>67405657
dude you spoiled it....
>>67405674
your stream is slower than the shitty online-ticker on the iihf-site. sad
the course above 5 lol
we pretty much have to beat the danes now
>>67405684
Well my stream actually froze just as the game winning shot was about to be taken...
>>67405695
s-sorry
guys where bet now?
in matches:
Norways - Denmark
France - Germany
>>67405707
Real life didn't
>>67405497
The ukrainian bread paska means shit in finnish.
pretty ebin now that i think about it
>>67405718
Denmark
I want France to win
>>67405718
Norway and germany will win
>>67405719
It did.
I'm pretty much only looking forward to playing the Canadians. All other teams look disappointing as fuck. Sad.
>>67405654
Hi Auston
are you ready danes
>>67406061
>scandis trying to play hockey
aww
>>67406094
Are you implying Sweden is bad?
>>67406094
>what is Sweden
>>67406094
>>67406155
>what is nearly losing to Latvia
>>67406094
Are you implying Finland is bad?
Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPrQqbikb4
>>67404127
>Banter at Team Europe and World Cup
Based /iihf/
>>67406265
>/iihf/
Delete this.
this is a special IIHF edition /hoc/ thread, not some retarded new general.
>>67406306
>not some retarded new general
>new
>>67406236
Scandinavia = Sweden, Norway, Denmark
Fennoscandia = Finland, Sweden, Norway
Nordic countries = Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Iceland
Sweden pls you should know these things.
>>67406343
>falling for obvious bait
>>67406306
we already had a perfectly fine /hoc/ thread though, with less than 300 replies
maybe it's best for everyone if you aussies got the fuck out of anything hockey related
>>67406334
There wasn't an "/iihf/" general for last years' World Championship.
It must be an U18 and U21 Finnish thing.
We shall not succumb to Finnish influence.
>>67406366
fug
>>67406384
>There wasn't an "/iihf/" general for last years' World Championship.
yes there was
>>67406384
yes there was
>We shall not succumb to Finnish influence.
i started it
>>67406431
Mate, I made 99% of IIHF world Championship threads last year.
There wasn't.
>>67406384
I don't know why I'm responding to aussie-shitposters
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/58721248/
>>67406457
archive says otherwise
>>67406384
and btw finnish influence only streches to overrating players, shite memes, funny looking/sounding words, anti-sweden sentiments and delusion. Not to iihf tournaments.
>>67406480
homo svenne :D
>>67406450
>i started it
Mate fuck off, it's meant to be in this format.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/58565840/
>>67406480
>>67406575
that's it, im going to the finnish delusion thread >>67392388
>>67406575
It's just easier to use /iihf/, so we don't get actual /hoc/ posters with their NHL stuff like this one: >>67404890
>>67406575
>autist aussie crying about formats
>>67406620
I'll join u m8
>>67406620
>being this butthurt
Come on Henrik, more tolerance please or I will tell the PC police.
Is it just me living in butthurt swe or is this the least hyped skoda cup ever
>>67406653
But the /hoc/ label attracts more hockey fans who would usually be looking for the proper /hoc/ thread.
Gotta get more posters 2bh.
>>67406702
Then you can just put link to the actual /hoc/ and say that world champs banter/comfiness is in there. And after couple of days, people who want to come to /iihf/ thread, search for it.
>>67406668
It isn't hyped there because you know you're going to lose.
>>67406762
True... but fuck you.
>>67406788
Hey, everyone else left for a /iihf/ because of your bickering. Just get over it and start the next thread with /iihf/
>>67406875
I will my friend, I apologise for the difficulties.
I will be awaiting your return to this thread.
ffs shaking defending
>mfw my team is still in the playoffs so none of my players are in this tournament yet
fugg
we miss thoresen so badly
>>67406262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39cenrIQW0
>>67411867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6kjvWKuVkE
Plekanec
>It's a there are no brakes on Czech train tournament
CZE - SWE 3:0
screencap this
>>67414853
REKT
A
T
V
I
J
A
Chechens????? where u at??
>>67415149
>>67415130
>>67415173
>>67414853
w-who cares anyway
>>67415173
in the real thread
>>67392388
REKT
B
E
L
A
R
U
S
memes
GET KEKED
MEEEEEEMES
holy shit
Czech got lucky
>>67417048
Nope.
Our guy fucked up, amateur mistake.
Still, I expected us to loose by 5-1 or something.
Snatched one point away, GG.
Any webm of that last Latvian shootout attempt?
I'm torn, this shit hurts but we still got the point.
Gonna get drunk either way.
>>67417901
its the special ability of czech to score lucky goals at the last minute of match
you'll get used to it
Fuck mathews
>>67418321
>le disappear in real games man
he's pretty bad
>>67417754
pls dont
>>67418573
>Shitvia
>Lost to sweden
LMAO
>Slutvia
>>67419282
don't bully Solanumrus
>>67419344
>Lost to fucking sweden
Let it sink in.
Literally lost against a team with Jimmie Ericsson
>>67419282
An incredibly poor country with a population of 1.9 million snatched away a point from Sweden - a country which has was multiple championships.
>>67420023
>Sweden
>White
>First world
You got no excuses
>>67420282
We do.
This team is composed of veterans who are about to die any minute and youngsters who can`t even hold the stick. The best ones are sitting out due to Hockey Federation in-fighting.
Not to mention the coach is literally some average schmuck.
I expected us to loose to Sweden by 7-1 and to Czechs by 5-2. And I was being somewhat optimistic in that assesment.
>>67420380
This is our coach.
No one has figured out if he is alive or a zombie during all these years he has been coaching.
todays games
12:15 (in 7 hours)
kazakstan - russia
hungary - canada
16:15
norway - switzerland
germany - finland
20:15
sweden - denmark
france - slovakia
So how many points does Mr. American McDavid have?
https://youtu.be/kQMtL3Q7bRI
>>67420658
I strongly believe that Swedes aren't human
>>67420658
Why do you keep that motherfucker as a coach? Even Znarok looks more likeable
I'm getin' a bit hungary.
>>67434302
stop smoking le weed and go to sleep
>decide to watch some IIHF
>canada x hungary
>russia x kazakstan
I guess this semen slurping sport is not for me.
>we are losing to a leaf
wowza
what a fucking surprise
>russia
![1443134971putin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uhuuGI3.jpg "1443134971putin[1].jpg")
Losing to Dubs Republic is one thing, but not annihilating the Borats?
>ryskii
>RUSSHIT
Wtf Russia :D
>slovak ref bribed by putin
HUNGARY STRONK
ISTVAN BARTALIS
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
yo dawg my eyes are wet
![St._Stephen,_Esztergom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yXHsCpf.jpg "St._Stephen,_Esztergom[1].jpg")
um, boarding?
>mfw I put $1000 on Canada at 1:100 odds
Stop making me nervous. I just want $10.
Great Success!
AHAHAHAHA THAT GOAL
GULAG'D
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE BOBROVSKY
lmao @ russia and kanada
God dammit Russia this is pathetic.
Hoooly shit what the fuck is happening with ruskies, I might even consider the possibility of us beating them on the fucking 9th May
It'll be soviet revolution all over again
>>67434717
you'll easily be on par with them
>>67434717
Canakhstan has mercenaries playing for it.
You could still do an upset, you almost beat us in Sochi.
o fuk!
>>67434743
Yeah, we have this great underdog defence and crazy goalkeepers who withstand some 40+ shot slaughter, coupled with some goals on a counter, anything is possible, and the last 2 games prove it
Thing is, we may just lose to the teams we are supposed to beat that come afterwards
>>67434640
Why would you make such a shitty bet anyway in Hockey?
Risk losing 1000 for a $10 gain. Either you are a fucking poor gambling addict, or just plain retarded. Or baiting.
>>67434778
I put 30 euros that you will beat us today
we're just floating around like idiots while Hungary is going hard like I've never seen.
It's like trying to hold off a little kid who wants to fuck you up badly.
>>67434768
Is Ted Nolan still your coach?
>>67434783
Good odds?
Either way that's a "fun" easy bet, that could go either way albeit unlikely.
>>67434784
>why are you hitting yourself
>>67434778
>canada losing to hungary
>shitty bet
4:1
gj Canada you couldnt make an exciting match for us
Atleast Russia isnt letting us down
>>67434840
>Putting up $1000 to make $10
Sorry, but that just isn't worth it. $10 is about a pizza worth of money. It is literally worthless at the risk of an upset which would cost you $1k.
Retarded bet tbph famalam.
>>67434882
would you say no to a free pizza
>>67434888
That's not the point. $10 is fucking nothing. Awful risk-reward ratio.
>>67434901
There's something wrong with my web player, it keeps going
>holla, we them boys
>>67434901
it's not nothing, it's a free pizza
>ra
>si
>ya
>>67434921
call me when it's a free real estate lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-UnU8lWY
>>67434921
Canada could've went full retard and you'd have lost $1000.
Winning "a free pizza" isn't worth risking $1000.
>>67434951
but he isn't losing and he's getting a free pizza
Borat - Squat is like Cantnada - Lightvia again
Vitali getting peppered
>>67434795
Nah, not anymore for almost a year or so, he went to Buffalo and our hockey federation head didn't really want to keep him as a coach too. There were some talks about wages not being paid on time and such, but that's usual stuff concerning Latvian hockey and head coaches.
Despite that game against Canada and 8th place in Sochi, he really didn't achieve anything..
Anyway, last year we had this Beļavskis guy, who almost got us relegated and he was changed too
Now we have Leonīds Beresņevs, who helped us get to highest division in the 90s and it's his 3d time managing us now. With him we've achieved 7th place and I'm looking forward to getting to playoffs this year.
Is Kazakhstan suddenly good or is Russia sucking like mad this year?
>DatCHOKE
>keep kid to sold out hockey-game
>be worried about ear-damage from noise
slavs.
>>67435045
second
>>67435045
Why not both?
>>67435045
Sort of both. Borat has Canadian mercs and Russia always suck on home-ice.
>>67435011
Ok, Latvia is a team I don't want Canada to play. I could see them upsetting say Slovakia and getting to sixth or so. Reminds me a lot of Finland a few years ago. Producing a bunch of players, but not much top talent. If you could find your own Kopitar I could see Latvia medaling in a tournament like this.
>>67435045
Kazakhstan has a top line of 2 Canadians and one American.
Russia is missing Ovechkin, Malkin and Teresenko. Normally this team would collapse, but they're playing at home.
any streams for rus kaz?
