After based Tom Dumoulin won the opening ITT and the first Maglia Rosa by 0.012 seconds for the /2minute/ boyz we now start the full race action.
Completly flat stage, one cat 4 climb so someone gets to have the KOM jersey tomorrow. Kittelwinslol looking likely, though quite a lot of other srong sprinters, including greipel are at the Giro aswell.
Kittel is only 11 seconds down on Tom, so with 10/6/4 seconds up for grabs at the finish he is in a good position to overtake Tom Dumoulin on sundays stage providing he sprints well.
/cyc/ bros, keep your eyes open at little under 50kto go as one of our dutch poster will be along the road with a pink beer.
get /comfy/ and enjoy the day
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Reporting in for the giro!
If you are intrested guys, there is a pretty nice pdf italian/english with a lot of info about the Giro, it's pretty cool i link the dropbox here.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wk5cwr40ad413m8/Garibaldi-affiancate_96_max.pdf?dl=0
>one of our dutch poster will be along the road with a pink beer.
He should hold up a sign
>>67404216
he said he would be in Groesbeek iirc
let's keep an eye out for autism
>tfw just realized i have absolutely nothing to do and should have gone to Nijmegen ot watch based /giro/
race started here we go
>tfw eurosport used to be free on my cable
fuck those kikes
stream where
>>67404771
cyclinghub.tv
no idea if they are already showing it
>>67404813
no they are not, i checked Eurosport, cyclinghub and a canadian channel, also in italy the broadcast is scheduled in 40 minutes.
You can use this site to keep track of what happens until the broadcast starts.
http://sporza.be/cm/sporza/matchcenter/mc_wielrennen/Comp_Giro_2016/1.2645493
break apparently gone
The attackers are Omar Fraile (Dimension Data), Giacomo Berlato (Nippo Vini Fantini), Maarten Tjallingii (LottoNL-Jumbo).
so, nothing to be excited about desu. interesting to see if etixx will let them get the bonus seconds at the intermediate sprint or if they are going all out for kittel to take rosa
viviani will nick it
I'm ready
will it be a bridge too far for the brits again?
Does /Landa/ get to use the marginal gains winnebago this year??
tour of turkey didnt get bombed.... pretty surprising desu imho senpai
>these new eurosport graphics
Our cunt looks so comfy in spring.
Is JonoHB the /comfy/est man alive?
>he didn't put his autismbux on caleb ewan winning today
ygsiu
>>67407298
>doubting the kittelwinslol
>>67407364
>implying kittelwinslol is a thing
Massive crash and a random doméstique shall win this stage
>>67407698
would laff
>mfw Demare on my fantasy team
just u wait and see :^)
[spoiler]only because I needed a sprinter and couldn't afford Kittel due to cheapo Roglic missing somehow[/spoiler]
we all know Ewan and possibly Kittel aren't going to finish the whole Giro
>that madman in the Honda trying to pass the whole peloton on the road
man, the landscape is really...flat!
A fat man lays down in Netherlands and we have a mountain there.
>>67407884
>>67407914
delet
>>67407914
>>67407884
well, we will have one of the classic steep hiils that are sprinkled around the netherlands, 1.1km at 11%
>>67407884
>>67407914
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>67407914
I swear the highest point in the country had a barn on it...
>tfw Netherlands are too flat to have favelas
It would not be an insult. Anyway, get ready for the first TV!
dutchbro, pls jump around so we can recognise you
>>67407963
At least your wife is still avaliable to talk
dutchbro better go full autist
i think that was dutchbros village, but i couldn't see him
>>67408165
was he the neckbeard with a blue flag?
>>67408186
kek
he said he would hold the pink beer.
>>67407914
lyl
>>67408204
to be fair our beers are hard to see because they are so small and foamy
And now let's see who wins the "GPM"
I raised my beer to every camera I saw. I hope you saw me
nizzolo giving these sprints the full beans
>>67408457
Heineken
>>67408513
nope, sorry
should have made a funny sign
i bet you showed up on teh heli cam though
>>67408521
he knows the top sprinters will drop out so he is going for every point he can get now and win the points classification in the end
next time we have a lad on tour, they should probably upload pics and a google location where they are.
>>67408513
Beer was courtesy of Brouwerij d'n Drul by the way.
This evening, I will go to Nijmegen for dinner and the pink beer of Oersoep, another local brewery.
we germany now
>>67408557
Talking about that, i probably will be at the finish line for the gran finale at turin
Degenkolb will win today
>>67408772
;_;
he will be back for the tour though
If Tjallingii keeps his gap to the group he will probably get the pink
Remember in Flanders when Greipel attaked on the climb, then remembered who he was?
>>67408896
implying he will have any hance to stay out
Hi!
>>67408988
yeah, looks like they are waiting the peloton, well, at least he got points
>>67409027
even if he went al out he would have no chance.
full on etixx and giant-alpecin trains would kill him easily
>>67409069
also, he got what he wanted
lol cannondale guys always looks like ayyyylmao
>>67409168
when they are in TT gear, especialy in TTTs it lokks ultra ayyyylmao style
>>67409168
pic related
>riders throwing bidons into the river
pretty bridge tho
>>67409234
The poc octal helmets are bretty cool
>>67409234
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>67409337
l m a o
that was the pic i was looking for
extraterrestial as fuck
Today is the start of
>ewenwinslol
you will live to rue this day
so lads, I've watched all day... whats actually happened?
What's up /comfy/ crew!
What will be the fresh meme trends for this Giro?
>>67409415
flatland
>>67409438
>ywn be as happy as that dog
>>67409438
damn, so comfy!
>>67409438
maybe just keep to the good standard meme of tuna, its pretty nice
Damn those trains look very good.
>cdale
>lotto nl
>astana
>sky
man this will be an hell of a sprint
1. Ewan
2. Kittel
3. Viviani
who here /takethebell/?
I have a very bad feeling. The road is too narrow and it must make them feel nervous. Just one little twitch and...
>>67409657
dont worry lad, Cav's not there
>>67409657
>>67409657
me too
come on kittelboyz
too strong for these plebs
Too easy for Kittel
>>67409833
easy
kittel is doped af
K I T T E L W I N S L O L
>>67403660
>>67407364
>>67407407
>yfw kittelwinslol
Wew, Kitteru-senpai schooling the others..
>FDJ outta nowhere
pretty nice stage btw
>>67409876
they all are senpai
If one of us showed up with a massive print out of john west, would it get past the ASO nazis who regulate what gets on screen?
Stage 2 Results
GER 1 KITTEL, Marcel (ETIXX - QUICK STEP) 4:38:31
FRA 2 DEMARE, Arnaud (FDJ)
ITA 3 MODOLO, Sacha (LAMPRE - MERIDA)
NED 4 HOFLAND, Moreno (LOTTO NL - JUMBO)
ITA 5 RUFFONI, Nicola (BARDIANI CSF)
RUS 6 PORSEV, Alexander (KATUSHA)
AUS 7 EWAN, Caleb (ORICA GreenEDGE)
ITA 8 SBARAGLI, Kristian (DIMENSION DATA)
CRC 9 AMADOR BIKKAZAKOVA, Andrey (MOVISTAR)
ITA 10 NIZZOLO, Giacomo (TREK - SEGAFREDO)
General Classification after Stage 2
NED 1 DUMOULIN, Tom (GIANT - ALPECIN) 0
>>67409990
kittel, marcel +0:01
tomorrow the maglia rosa is his
>>67409887
kittelwinslol implies that he wins all the time, which is not the case at all.
>>67410060
I think you'll find thats +0.0083 Degenkolbs
well guys, that was fun, let's see tomorrow