Can we just share some stories about Messi's autism? The fact that the one of the best soccer players of all times is a complete sperg makes me laugh more tha it should and gives me some sort of weird hope in life.
>One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out
>While manager Pep Guardiola was giving a dressing room speech, Messi interrupted him to ask for a Coke. Pep denied the request, saying his players may not have that kind of drink before a game. Clearly in the mood for some delicious brown sugar water, Messi stood up, grabbed a Coke and drank it in front of all the players.
>His cultural universe is a wasteland. He stopped watching the series “Lost” and “Prison Break” because the story was too complex for him. At most a few films, such as “Cuidado, bebe suelto” or “El hijo de la novia” as the heroine reminds him of his grandmother
He's a tax dodger. That's pretty autistic.
At least post something real
>>67399454
dodging taxes is alpha as fuck
>>67399489
This
Sick of these fake stories
Oh it's a Mexican OP, no wonder
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>67399525
Those stories are real, the manager who told the coke story was threatened to get sued and said he had enough lawyers and witnesses to back up his story. I have to sdmit the spoon story seems to far fetched but everyone seems to say all Messi does, when not playing football, is sleep, play with his playstation and procastinate with his family
>>67399600
What the fuck is he going to do after he retires?
>>67399717
Coach
>>67399061
is this you?
>>67399864
>messi
>coach
>>67399365
This is a bit sad
>>67400301
He's just autistic enough to actually do it the madman
>>67400301
fuck off cuck
>>67400301
>fuck up bacon
>pathetic cornball faggot drake is from canada
>pathetic effemite little bitch boy faggot justin beiber is canadian
>can't own guns
>use "eh" like fucking faggots all the time
>create basketball, proceed to suck absolute dick at it
>have a shitty fucking leaf on your flag
>claim to be a hockey nation, go over 20 years without winning a stanley cup, constantly getting cucked by american teams
most pathetic country in the anglosphere
>He doesn't like meme TV shows
>He likes Pepsi
>He kicked a ball around with a spoon in his mouth
This is literally all you got?
>>67400942
>fuck up everything it touches
>pathetic douchebag retard bush was president of the united states. TWICE
>most gay celebrities in the world are american
>mentally unstable people own guns
>use "yeah" like fucking faggots all the time
>create handegg, no one cares
>have a bunch of shitty gay stars and pinkish stripes on your flag
>claim to have the strongest military in the entire world. LOSES AGAINST VIETNAM
most pathetic country in the anglosphere
>>67401032
>teachers urged children to participate in a play. Each of them had to dress up as an animal to represent their behavior. And Messi , being so self contained, only communicated with the teacher through a friend, tteachers wanted to bring Leo down to a psychologist, With all the misunderdtanding around him, he had to be a snail.
