>Lind is Still fucking playing
FUCK THE FUCK OFF
>lind
for why
>>67395466
GIVE ME BASED DAE HO LEE!
Walker gets 10+ K's tonight, cap it
Come on Cruz Missile
fug
>>67395517
>>67395519
t-to up his value and trade him at the deadline r-right?
ALtuve didnt get on base
We did it!!
>>67395735
we figured him out!
close one desu
>tfw legit CF
TY BASED MARTIN
not a good start
fuck
pls no more 1st inning hrs
Lot of time to make a comeback.
Also, Colby Assmust is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
>>67395865
yeah it just sucks to give up a hr in then first inning. the m's will bounce back
>>67395865
>dat neckbeard
>>67395893
True. But it's so refreshing to have a team that doesn't roll over as soon as the other team scores a run.
LInd better get atleast 1 hr this game
Damn, are there ANY Stros bros in here?
I mean I'm a fan of the M's fans circle jerk that we have going but I need my bantz.
>Lind
Wow, it's fucking nothing
>>67395961
Ill bantz with ya baby
>>67395961
not these days
bad throw
Don't turn into Bad Miller on us Kmart
Is Marte one of those guys who makes every spectacular play but botches the routine one?
>>67396077
he could be
Is it just me, or is Blowers having more fun this year?
Also, I still fucking miss Dave.
i cant hold all these warning track catches
weren't the astros going to get rid of that hill in the back?
Jesus, Walker.
FFS
and another hr
fuckkkk
>>67396143
Pushed back due to making the postseason
Damn Tai, stop doing that
>>67396177
>>67396171
>>67396120
Its the Astros
They either SO or HR
hopefully they have used up all the hr's for today
That recovery
>forced to comeback yet again
the fielding could be better
>>67396213
cruz needs to get back into the groove of things and lind needs to kys then we will be gtg
>>67396282
or, crazy thought here, The Ms could bench the worthless 1B and replace him with the perfectly capable, good hitting 1B they currently have sitting on the bench
>>67396305
no, that doesnt sound right
>>67396305
maybe they like the excitement of having him come in and try to walk off dinger
>Guaipe
fuck, please just be dicking around in the bullpen
ELITE SPEED
Fuck. If they have someone up already something might be wrong with Walker.
God no, please. Not like this.
>Walker hurt
shit
>>67396405
source?
pls don't be ded
I'm not even upset about the loss that's going to be cemented by Guiape giving up 20 runs. I'm just hoping Walker is alright.
>>67396405
>>67396373
>these outside pitches
jesus fuck ump
bad call
>>67396433
check twitter
The umps for this series has been so blatantly against the Mariners it's not even funny.
Did they assign all the shit umps to do this series?
FUCK!
Are umps worse league wide this year? Wtf seems like almost any game I watch the zone is fucked.
holy fucking ump
servais should have channeled Lloyd for a second because what the fuck
lay it on me guys. is it elbow or shoulder
>>67396503
Muscle tear. rip
>>67396528
Shut your fucking mouth!
Give Castro props for that frame job, one of the best in baseball at it.
>>67396528
I will fucking end you
>>67396486
there is nothing on twitter
>>67396539
>Castro
>Frame job
I think you meant "Rim job"
Is Walker going back out?
It's ogre bros
I'm not feeling an epic comeback tonight
>>67396568
Back out to pasture probably.
>>67396568
Fuck
>>67396528
dont say that
>Walker
>Scribner
>Cook
>Zych
>Furbush
Something is up here. There's no way one club can have that many injured pitchers.
>>67396536
>>67396546
>>67396590
It's just a meme guys
Fuck!
I knew I shouldnt have gotten happy about the Ms
Nothing good can come from being hopeful about the Mariners
>>67396564
Seattle sports fans, ladies and gentlemen
>>67396609
And Benoit
>>67395593
Guaipe gets 10+ Ks tonight, cap it.
>ftfy
>>67396634
this is just a shitty meme right
>>67396641
>Gets mad when someone bantz's his team, even if it was playful.
Houston sports """""fans""""" everybody
>Neck spasms
He'll be back for his next start
>Neck spasms
Step back from the ledge guys
>neck spasms
wat
phew neck spasms
is that a legit thing or is that just "I wasn't feeling it today, pull me"
>>67396740
It's s lie Servais pulled him because he was sucking ass
>>67396740
>"I wasn't feeling it today, pull me"
this
>>67396740
It's legit and it can really fuck with you when it happens. He'll be gtg next time.
>Neck spasms
that's a relief
Even if we lose this game, it's still a great day just because Walker *should* be fine.
But just imagine if Mayckol Guiape gets a win on another Mariners comeback. Just imagine that.
If the Astros don't win this game they should forefit the rest of the season.
>>67396789
I already am
cruz you are killing me
WHO IS THE ASSHOLE BEHIND THE PLATE? FUCKING CHRIST WHOEVER THE CATCHER IS FOR THE ASTROS COULD CATCH A BALL WAY OUTSIDE THE ZONE AND PULL IT BACK IN AND DUCKHEAD BACK THERE WOULD CALL A STRIKE
I hate neck shit. It makes working out a fucking bitch.
>>67396843
I remember having an issue on the right side of my neck and couldn't turn it all day
>Warning track fly outs
>>67396888
>Bring your Smoak to work day
>Guiape's parents in charge of spelling "Michael"
>>67396489
That is horseshit, they have sucked ass for both teams
40 wRC+
lind is literally useless
Adam Lind is this year's Corey Hart.
cut this motherfucker
>>67397019
On a related note, has anyone ever met or heard of another "Taijuan"? I thought he must be mixed Taiwanese/Hispanic when I first heard his name but he's half black/quarter white/quarter Mexican
>>67397019
maybe they wanted to be unique
>>67397143
we even looks like a fatter, shorter Hart too.
>>67397143
Worse, at least you could make "Sunglasses at Night" jokes about Hart
FUCK THIS UMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67397149
I went to highschool with a "Tai", I doubt it was short for Taijuan though
i was so ready for that last ball to be a strike
oh my fucking god. Also Lind always strikes out on the inside breaking ball. Seriously that image of him whiffing is seared into my brain at this point.
>>67397149
I guess the mom saw the name Tijuana and decided to play with the name and changed it to Taijuan
>Ball 3
>call it a strike
>Ball 4
>call it a strike
>Ball 5
>call it a strike
>Ball 6
>call it a strike
this is irritating to watch
how can one manlet be so based??
m's pls
down by 4 now
damn that was a close colby jack
Maykol Guano
well at least it wasn't an hr
good catch by Martin desu
>wasting MontGum on this game
Literally why. Let Guiape suffer and then put in that guy we just called up
>>67397589
the m's want to try and savage the game
>>67397650
he shouldnt go in unless we have 3 runs desu
Hey M's bros. I just got back from seeing Captain America. This is not looking good. Let's go M's!
I can't believe Lind is still starting.
>>67397685
was it good?
>>67397730
I really liked it. If you're a fan of these movies, it's a will be in your wheelhouse and be a grand salami.
>you will never have a splash fight with king felix
Honestly, Montgomery should just go in in situations where the starter goes put early.
should i watch deadpool instead. this game looks pretty meh.
>>67397907
up to you
looks like no dingers this game but im going to post this anyways. a patriotic dinger boat
>>67397907
>yesterday's and Wednesday's game
>not watching ALL 9 innings
You're gonna miss the comeback but ok
Also I know why the M's are losing, not enough "Fister? I hardly know her!" memes
>>67397973
good work pb
>>67397973
Maybe this will spark the dingers
Cruz is having a rough year with pitchers and umps.
SEAGER
>>67398030
thx
>>67398072
one can hope. i would hate to be shut out
Did the ump just warn people after that??? I was looking away but it wouldn't make any sense if he did, there has been 0 tension between both teams, that was just a ball that got away.
good going kyle
>>67398179
both teams should team up and beat him up
inb4 Lind strikes out swinging on an inside off speed pitch
>>67398221
This
BASES LOADED
>>67398223
HE DID SOMETHING
hey a walk
>>67398223
c-called it
>>67398223
I'm amazed they didn't want to pitch to him.
Now is your time Iannetta
Is it happening??
>>67398281
Wouldn't be an Astros game if our pitchers didn't shit the bed
>>67398281
it will
GOT DANG CORREA
holy fuck that catch
cant catch a fucking break
>>67398343
But he can catch a ball
MARTE MARTE MARTE I LOVE YOU
>>67398378
6/10
HAPPENING
K M A R T
M
A
R
T
GAY FOR MARTEEEEEEE
MARTE
>2 outs? So what
MARTE
A
R
T
E
K FUCKING MART
>collapstros
Astro bros, How are you enjoying your bullpen so far?
okay that was impressive
way to go m's
pls
>>67398452
We gave up two promissing starters for faggot Ken Giles. Aside from kast night, Gregerson has been solid.
need an out guys
C'mon Montgomery. Get a DP
Welp
>loaded bases
need someone to step up
just fuck my comeback up
crap
I know he didn't get it but that throw from Marte was sick
cmon steve
finally got the out
>dat worried-looking M's cutie
well the m's still have one more inning
Is mike zuninho still on the Ms?
>>67399255
rainiers
>>67399255
he's in the minors right now
alright cruz pls do something
lets rally
>>67399400
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
seager stepping up
fuck lind
FUCK LIND. if he starts another game ill kill someone
gg Strosbros, if you exist
FUCK YOU LIND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gg lastros
of course lind helps get a dp
oh and gg stros
>gedp
Lind can fuck off anytime now.
So will we see a DHL start tomorrow or will we be fucked by Lind?
>>67399606
we are likely boned
