What is his market value?
>>67391623
two pints of lager and a granny
I bet an mls club would pay $10-15 million for him
Was that pic taken after the hair implantation?
>>67391676
yes, this was before
>>67391751
Poor lad, so young.
£25-30M.
325 what is is his manlet value?
>rppney
A £20 gift card for HMV and a pack of beef monster munch
>>67391623
A couple of million.
0
No one will pay his ridiculous wages. He's China material for sure
>>67391958
>and a pack of beef monster munch
Nah that hilarious hairline bumps him up to pickled onion flavour at least
>white people in charge of looking good with a bald head
>>67392153
A nigger? Looking good?
>>67391623
God knows, he's been shit for united this year apart from a month stretch where he looked pretty god-tier again, and was shit last season. before that he was delivering 20 goals a year or more in teams getting worse and worse, so he's pretty under-rated right now when used in the right role (just behind the striker or up front when you have pacey wingers getting in behind). he's a system player now because he has no pace so cannot be used as a #9 without pace behind or to his side which does limit him somewhat. I'm guessing only <20million though because of his age and the fact he's on 300K+ a week
15 mil
Probably 0 since no one will pay his wages
>>67392084
implying pickled onion monster munch aren't the best crisps
>>67391657
too much
Nah thats China super league meme pricing.
>>67391623
He's destined to see out his current contract then move to LA Galaxy. Genuinely can't see any other possible career path for him at all.
>>67392913
I wish I had some right now. Nearest store is a 40 minute walk away (and 40 mins back). Fuck.
Really tempted to just do it.
>>67391623
30 million to a Chinese team
>>67392976
Get a bike, man.
>>67392976
>store
amerifat pls
>>67393135
if he were an amerifat he'd have a car, ahmed
20MM because >muh jersey sales
Depends if he's considered marketable. Even at $0 I don't see how he'd be worth his salary on the pitch for any club.
Why doesn't he just stick to #1 clipper buzzcut once a week? He's ugly as fuck with or without hair
>>67392773
>apart from a month stretch where he looked pretty god-tier again
what month was this? it seems we hold him to such a low standard that any time he pulls off a half-decent pass or scores a goal, we become parents gushing over our toddlers shitty finger painting that nobody else cares about. we hear commentators say "that's why england need wayne rooney" when he scores a tap-in, or makes a clearing header.
he is fucking shit. he wouldn't look out of place in the championship. the vested interest we have in him (england national team) makes us over-appreciate anything remotely good he does.
Come back to Everton Rooney.
You already helped united win everything.
Help us.
Would not get in the Lester side, so less than 9m.
mc coys ribena and a twirl
>>67391623
For £15,000,000
