Sabathia vs. Wilson
New York
vs. BAL RHP Tyler Wilson
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Carlos Beltran, DH (S)
4. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
5. Brian McCann, C (L)
6. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
7. Aaron Hicks, RF (S)
8. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
9. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
Baltimore
vs. NYY LHP CC Sabathia
1. Joey Rickard, LF (R)
2. Manny Machado, SS (R)
3. Adam Jones, CF (R)
4. Chris Davis, 1B (L)
5. Mark Trumbo, DH (R)
6. Nolan Reimold, RF (R)
7. Jonathan Schoop, 2B (R)
8. Caleb Joseph, C (R)
9. Ryan Flaherty, 3B (L)
gib prospects pls
Evening lads
Please be Headley in that PED list
got RISP?
>RISP
>>67353064
who didn't see that coming
yep, its the yankees alright
Hahaha man what a bummer
D-did Teix just try to hit against the shift?
>>67353133
what a faggot
>>67353147
I wish he were a full blown faggot sometimes
>>67353163
dingerman should try to dinger
Dats our manny
>>67353188
But it usually results in pop ups and ground balls to the 2nd basemen. It's good to be a faggot sometimes.
>CC Sabathia
>Ace
>>67353209
Who said this?
>>67353209
Yeah in 2009
>>67353209
About 4 years ago
>Those offensive stats
There are 0 fucking outs, the other team is shifting on you, and the pitcher throws you an outside pitch, what do you do?
>>67353329
t-t-try to pull it!!
>>67353188
>start hitting against shift
>batting average skyrockets
>defenses now have to play normally
>now you can hit singles and doubles to the pull side again
>if they shift again, go the other way
>>67353329
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>67353349
Sign this guy up!
This game is going to wrap up early again isn't it
I guess the Yanks spent all off season making shitty promos instead of practicing.
I like these yanks. I can pretend we have good starters
>>67353411
Not after this 30 minute half inning from the O's
Headley will get a homer or non-homer extra base hit IN THIS GAME.
dubs will confirm, but not disallow if not rolled.
>>67353367
>start hitting against shift
>batting average plummets because your swing is designed to pull
>stop hitting for power because of the same reason
>now youre even worse and even fucked your batting mechanics.
in 2015, Mark Teixeira had a 143 wRC+ (.357 OBP and .293 ISO) while pulling the ball on contact 55% of the time.
>>67353446
Rolling for season ending injury instead
>>67353422
Would you even call them, the 5 starters, "Aces"?
>>67353455
BASED!
>>67353455
W-what have I done?
If someone told me six years ago that Sabathia would be our fifth starter, I would've been ecstatic.
>>67353455
Please come through, kek.
>>67353470
You saved the team, son
>>67353485
>>67353455
Bravo fuckin Nolan
He's hungry this year
>>67353449
Oh, I forgot modern MLB players are fucking trash with an inability to adjust. Fags like Teixeira would be cut from rosters a few decades ago.
Modern MLB is really quite fucked. Pitchers can't go more than 5 innings, and batters can only pull the ball,
>>67353527
>career 129 wRC+
>143 wRC+ last season, best in the team
>fag cut from the team
just admit that youre wrong
Good afternoon, 4chan pals! Phew! Hope to see a Yankees win tonight... Real Madrid won, so hope that will give good luck to Yankees! :)
>>67353562
Go fuck a tranny. I hear there's some decent ones over there.
>>67353575
I don't like trannies, pal...
>>67353592
>2016
>Not being progressive
I mean, COME ON
HEADLY MUST GO
>>67353610
Who is this goddess.
>>67353592
>I don't like trannies
I'll be upset if this run scores
>>67353651
>two rbis this season
How is that even possible
>>67353716
>RISP
nothing to worry about
>>67353716
>Yankees RISP
You're safe
Every player on this team is pure fucking shit, holy shit.
What is the problem? Do you like trannies? :S
That was borderline, I won't blame Gardner there
>that passed ball
That was hard to watch, I remember doing the same thing multiple times in high school.
>>67353732
>>67353740
That was a pretty meme error though. I had the feeling they wouldn't get Lelsbury in, but Kek might've felt whimsical
>>67353698
Uh...proxy?
Girl is Talia from French Precure
>>67353797
why didn't you go pro nerd
>>67353812
I was a pretty poor excuse for a baseball player desu
JOEY BUNT BANTZ
THE OLD HEADLEY IS BACK BABY
>>67353862
>can't hit for shit
>can't field for shit
Literally any AA third baseman would be better than him.
inb4 Machado dinger
>>67353894
Literally the guy on the bench is better than him
>>67353894
Would you be interested in trading for Pablo Sandaval?
THE OLD CC IS BACK BABY
can Adam please go back to striking out instead
Holy fuck
>McCan't
>McDon't
>McWon't
Hey remember when that Yankee batter hit into the shift?
hey alright
>>67354124
They've played that episode a lot lately.
we're close to the 5th inning lads
How many month lasts for Chapman?
>>67354341
5 days
All these GiDPs
It's like the Toronto series all over again
>>67354418
True orioles baseball is back
New OC just in time for the Trumbo not-bomb and GIDP
God damn, are they in a hurry to get somewhere?
>This Yankees team
Wilson str8 poopin on kids out here
>>67354576
BINGO night at the home dohohoho
>7 pitch inning
>Not the Orioles batting
What's gonna happen when Kershaw pitches against the Yankees this year? They make literal whos look like the next Cy Young so what will Kershaw do?
Also
>CC in the 5th inning
How will we Make the Yankees Great Again?
>>67354692
Steinbrenners sell the team to Trump
>>67354692
By waiting a year
>>67354692
move them to Las Vegas
>>67354692
who is this semen demon
Thank you Ryan
>>67354767
The wife of a Jewish man
Is CC, dare I say, back?
Machado really wants to be a Yankee
Phew! That was close... Go Yankees!
i cant even begin to imagine how shit the yankees jays next series is going to be
its literally going to turn enthusiastic fans off baseball for weeks possibly months
>>67354692
Force Hal and Hank to fucking sell and go die.
Renovate the stadium
Blow up the team
Nobody over the age of 27 is allowed to start
>>67354767
The girl Trump wants to fuck.
>>67354767
The President's first daughter, Ivanka Trump.
She's also ridiculously smart and business adept. I think he plans on handing her the company once he becomes President.
Incoming double play
How do you guys like your >RISP?
>yankee in scoring position
literally cumming inside
Wait, runners can go home to score?
>Yankees still have 0 hits with RISP
Did I see that right?
>sabathia will give up the lead next inning
Go Yankees!
Lads the Yankees win when I'm not watching. When I turned the game on last night they started losimg
Right now im studying
Lads I can't watch thw yankees any more
>>67355168
It's a sacrifice you have to make
>Walking Teixeira so the Yankees have RISP again
What a fucking genius
>>67355168
LOL!
>hit with a risp
WTF does McCann know what it's like to be a Yankee?
>>67355168
Just monitor the game on your phone. We're up 2-0 right now and McCann just got a hit with RISP.
Thank you based, McCann.
>That cocktease
>>67355168
At least you aren't DeAndre and can lose games by posting
Let's save some of this offense for the rest of the season guys
LMAO
>yankees scored three runs that wasn't a three run home run
What team am I watching?
Has our shitness been passed onto the O's?
Who's ready for a Hicks dinger?
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
>>67355359
Nope
>it's a sabathia immediately gives up four runs the next inning game
Even if this team wins tonight I won't start feeling any better about them until they maybe win like 5 or 6 in a row.
>>67355416
mest gtfo fuckboi
Please don't drive home Mexibro if you're here
>>67355455
what
dab dab dab
>>67355464
Don't get this meme
>>67355492
The Yankees start losing whenever he drives home
CC pitching like it's 2009
>>67355492
too dank
>>67355532
WHITED
DONALD TRUMPO
DEEP
PENETRATION
AGAIN
DP AGAIN
Do you think Mariano Rivera could be Yankees coach? :)
CC is seriously the #2 SP right now
>lhp
WORRIED
>>67355695
yup. He's on pace for a complete game shut out
>>67355785
>complete game
He has 86 pitches right now
WOW THANKS CHASE
Is an Headley a athlete?
>>67355817
Fucking NO, my dude.
>>67355800
fuck you're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-lWxz5fc9o
SING IT
How much does a AAA player make?
A lot of them are almost 30. You think they would give up by then
SCHOOP DA WOOP
>>67356023
MUH DREAM
MUH "This one's for you, dad"
>>67355195
>>67355226
>>67355266
>>67355302
Fuck this is way harder than I thought
bravo cc
>>67356078
Don't you fucking dare watch the game right now
Should Sabathia pitch the 8th?
muh cc
>>67356023
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/03/minor-leaguers-working-poor-lawsuit-mlb-bud-selig
Most minor leaguers make less than fast food workers according to this article.
>Gary and Jim going off on another sausage story
We're never going to live this down
>CC pitching like it's '09
>>67356130
yes
yes
YES
>>67356130
NO
Get Betances out there and let him work out his kinks.
firstrow down for anyone else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740
>mccann hits a triple with risp
What planet is this?
McCann can!
>>67356251
Never mind, with this lead let CC pitch. In fact, get him the complete game shut out.
Woohoo! I'm sure Yankees will win tonight! Perhaps it is because they know Chapman is near to complete the suspention! :)
AHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko0AaeMBxmo
>>67356384
The Yankees aren't sucking because the bullpen is blowing leads
Wasn't this guy supposed to be an ace and not a pitcher who comes out of the bullpen for mop up duty?
hey b0ss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
Holy shit even Headly got a hit
When was the last time plebs got half off a Papa John's """"""pizza"""""" because the Yankees scored 6 runs?
Fugg I want to watch this so bad
>Giving up a hit to Headley
>Chase fucking Headley
>>67356575
shieeet
give us the pennant already
PAPA JOHNS
>>67356580
Sunday night we scored 6 but lost
turn around starts now
>>67356580
sunday
>>67356580
Sunday actually
>>67356468
Yes
Though desu Gausman had a spell like that a few seasons ago. Bundy will get there eventually
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS EVEN HEADLEY
BASES LOADED AGAIN
>>67356628
Monday because the special is for the day after they score 6
>>67356627
How many times have we all said that this season. Remember Ellsbury stealing home?
>>67356669
i know i want to believe
crazier things have happened, it's only may
If he hits a grand slam it's the turn around confirmed.
The upside to all this is that the Camden lushes are getting pissed and upping the bantz
who is that qt pi in the second row?
HITTERS COUNT NOW GET READY LADS
Mommy gives me tendies If I can go six straight hours without oopsie #tendies6
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DL after the game, calling it now
NOW MATUSZ IS UP
BEND OVER, HERE IT COMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDBvKGc1fE
Go Yankees!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BELTRAN? YOU FUCKING SCUM WHAT WAS THAT? BASES FUCKING LOADED, 1-1 COUNT AND YOU HIT A DRIBBLER?
>>67356879
We have 6 runs you spoiled brat
>>67356879
He knows what it means to be a true Yankee
>>67356888
NICE 8'S
>>67356888
I want double digits.
SHOUTOUT SON
Who /kirby/ here?
>>67356933
Well you got them
we have a miller
>>67356954
I know about a Kirby powerup about throwing things. Super cool!
Is Kirby Yates the greatest player to ever don the pinstripes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShJzGR0qBpg
Will President Trump throw out the first pitch of 2017 Yankee season?
>>67357046
hell yes
>>67357046
my dubs say vice president A-Rod will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukbh0eDKtW8
>>67357046
Trump, President of the Trump Organization maybe. President of the United States Clinton might have different plans that day.
>>67357163
>he thinks crooked hillary will break 30% come election day
Kirby Yates a shit
>inb4 Betances allows a grand slam
>It's a Girardi uses Betances episode
>PANIC
IIRC, Tanaka hasn't started at Camden yet, right?
>>67357194
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/05/04/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-cnn-poll/83929258/
>>67357234
Hillary only goes down in the polls. She is very unlikeable. Trump can only go up.
>up 7-0
>let me get Betances
>>67357266
>Trump 57% unfavorable among Americans
>>67357280
Another reason why Girardi should be fired
>>67357292
Hillary isn't that far behind
>7 runs
kinda proud of you lads
>>67357292
>>67357314
>>/pol/
was a bad call on davis
Jesus everyone cleared the fuck out
turn this love around
Orioles are actually good, why isn't anybody there?
>>67357449
AL is shit this year
>>67357493
al east is always shit early
one of us will get their shit together eventually
>>67357449
Not tonight they aren't
And it's cold
They probably left in the bottom 8th shitstorm
Can Chasen Shreve be a meme? He golfs with Bryce Harper. That has to count for something
also
>Shreve HR
>Yankees catcher Brian McCann speculated that Shreve was tipping his pitches to opposing hitters, though Larry Rothschild, the Yankees pitching coach, believed Shreve was simply tired at the end of the season
Which explains his collapse?
gg O's
would be nice to put a win streak together
FINALLY
gg O's
Gg Yankees
Grats on the slump bust. Didn't expect Safathia to be competent
Tomorrow should be a good time
Woohoo! Yankees finished the row of losing! Hope this is a beginning of a row of winning games! See you tomorrow, 4chan pals! :)
