Edition: Based Cherrysuit calls the Stars out for being cowardly sissies whos only attempt at physical gameplay is to headhunt with high shots to the eyes.
Stream?
>>67330388
pls /hoc/ I want to feel human again.
>>67330388
http://www.sportstvstream.me/nbcsn-tv-channel-live-stream/
>>67330388
http://www.watchsports.xyz/dallas-stars-vs-st-louis-blues/
BELIEVE IN THE BIRD
YouTube pls
>>67330493
this one seems bretty good, but hard to say before puck drop
http://game4tv.com/view/watch-live-dallas-stars-vs-st-louis-blues/hYlDc
dubs confirm Benn vs Backes heavyweight bout
hello excuse me but did i hear that there is finnish goaltending to watch over here?
>>67330679
The highest lvl of memetending
I might finally be used to these 1-goal lead nailbiters. Maybe.
>>67330763
which memetender is dallas going with tonight btw?
>>67330357
go blues
>>67330827
Hopefully niemi so they stand a chance
>>67330859
>Lehtonen, age 32, GP: 43, SV% .906
>Niemi, age 32, GP: 48, SV% .905
it was sames identical person tire
>>67330986
Ive seen lehtonen melt too many times
>>67331029
>let4in
YOUTUBE BRO WE NEED YOU
>>67331072
He is in jail m8 the feds finally got to him
>Trump wins
>Bloos win
tonight's the night
mfw please fucking close a series without ultra-drama for once boys.
>>67331069
He is the worst finnish memetender in terms of off-days since toskala
>>67331005
Who is this semen demon that always gets posted in Bloos threads?
>>67331164
No one knows for sure.
>dem tits behind Ruff
>>67331164
https://twitter.com/MSRMelisaNicole
Thank me later
>>67331235
Nice
To be honest they should have scored two or three times now. Blues defense is suffering
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
There aren't even any "texas hockey fans" to watch this with us at this point, are there?
WE BACK
Already scored on
>Elliot laying down and opening his body up to a big powerful offense
>DalASS forgetting how to into defense in front of their own net
Why can't small market teams play hockey, /sp/?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR BTFO 1-1
STEEEEEEEEENERRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
Muahahaa tied
TOWER OF POWER NASTY HOMBRE
TOWER OF POWER NASTY HOMBRE
TOWER OF POWER NASTY HOMBRE
>>67331393
>tx
>chilishitting tacobender
>goool
Well yeah, there you go. Dallas hockey.
BLOOS
>tfw your team scores but you don't have time to shitpost because they immediately concede
wew lads. The ride never ends with >Finnish goaltending
>>67331520
fucking turnovers are just awful
DONT DOUBT IT
Any HD streams out there? Need to watch my team nearly choke but not quite again.
>>67331403
>small market
>Dallas
wot?
The real competition during this playoff series is whether Bladerunner constitutes cinematic art and if Dune is or is not better than it.
>>67331654
>Any HD streams out there?
Yes
What the fuck. Why is the islanders game on nbcsn and nhl network?
>>67331665
Hockey market of 3 spics and a couple of confused handegg fans who don't know why handegg isn't on tv.
Praying to hockey gods to end this shitty Eyeliners/Bolts game so i can watch my Bloos just squeak by on based NBCSN.
Can we just quadruple-shift Benn lads?
>>67331719
ot bb
>>67331718
Are you going to link it?
>JEW YORK SHITTY BTFO
>JEW YORK SHITTY BTFO
>JEW YORK SHITTY BTFO
>JEW YORK SHITTY BTFO
>JEW YORK SHITTY BTFO
>WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
>WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
>WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
>WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
>WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
>>67331787
Go and look for it your self m8
>WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
SCAAAAR! Blots win, now get these faggits off my channel.
>>67331827
Dirty, dumb beaner scum.
for fucks sakes kenny get it over with
>it's a Stars defenseman makes a bad turnover in the defensive zone episode
Another repeat lads.
>>67331949
blues should really have swept, we'll see if they sweep in 5
if they have to sweep in 6 or 7 it would be embarrassing as fuck
>it's a Stars underwhelming power play episode
This is newer, but just as bad.
>>67331949
Is not a repeat episode m8. This one is live and in living color
>>67331619
There is LITERALLY NO WAY the bloos lose this game
>>67331987
I personally think the blues will sweep in 8
>it's a refs make up things episode
fugg man i guess it's karma for what happened against the wild
Scar
SSSCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>tfw the best defender on your teams Johnny Odeuya
Kill me.
THANK YOU BASED CAPTAIN
was that cherry's piano wtf
why thread so ded?
Scar stars
>>67332264
its blue sweep, eveyrones at the sharks thread
>>67332264
i-i'm here anon
>>67332287
You sure about that?
lol, no goal and the refs fucking blow an opportunity for Dallas.
Professional officiating, everyone.
>>67332264
No trolls
SSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>stars fans will call this ref puck
>>67332264
everyone at the sharks thread
I knew that wasn't in immediately, who the fuck hires these refs?
Why did the Jews alter the tape to make it look like it didn't cross the line?
>>67332315
>>67332310
>>67332308
it's no goal
no goal
>refs in charge of being retarded
>>67332166
NO GOAL
MEME MAGIC
Strikes Again
>>67332310
Refs have been garbage these playoffs. It's like the replacement refs thing in the NFL.
such bullshit even the stars knew that wasn't in
>>67332327
It was close enough m8, they should just give it to him.
>>67332327
kekekekekekekekekek
Where's a got dayum yt link?
>>67332315
>puck doesnt even go into the goal
>call changed
>refpuck
>Stars
>Defense
Pick one
Fuck guys get it together meme yourself up to a cup again
>>67332350
Too many quick whistles when the goalies don't have possession of the puck is the worst man
ASSEMBLE
>>67332336
>lol, no goal
>"anon, it's a no goal"
no shit, can you read? The refs blew down a surefire put-back chance though because they are mongoloids this post season
finnish memetending reaches its final form when its applied with the leafs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9WuzswaKHs
Anyone else get triggered by all the spilled beer in that shitty labatt ad?
>>67332389
The Blues play a stifling, anti-meme style. Gonna be tough.
>>67332542
It almost worked last game, shame the refs call fucking everything or Roussel
>>67332622
Yeah, but he can't be making those dumb borderline plays. Especially since our PK isn't so great.
If Tarasenko shows up to this series the Stars will be fucked.
>>67332542
You say that from the other side of the isle, but as an honest blues fan, I find their "up one goal, dump it out and divert all reactor power to defense and spend no time in the opposing zone" turtle defense fucking terrifying.
>>67332867
I'm old enough to remember when Hitch coached the Stars, so I can relate. It was terrifying even with Hatcher, Belfour, and Jere Lehtinen defending the lead and Modano and Hull countering.
>>67332903
Saved.
>>67332867
>hitch
>not turtling like a b****
Pick one
>>67332996
>>67333033
>>67333072
May I save this rare Pepe?
>>67333072
WOW THIS IS JUST A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CHIP CHASE AND CHECK HOCKEY THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE TOWER OF POWER OF THESE NASTY HOMBRES
>>67333093
no, it's too abstract. You can have this one instead though:
>>67333101
WTF was he doing
>>67332996
Absolutely disgusting.
The Sweden of all frog images.
>>67333143
>mfw filename
>>67333093
>not rare
>>67333143
I will respect your wishes.
>>67330544
stream ded?
>tbqh imvho
>tbqh imvho
>tbqh imvho
>tbqh imvho >tbqh imvho
>tbqh imvho >tbqh imvho
v>tbqh imvho
>>67333230
LOOK AT THIS NASTY HOMBRE
Reaves & Mckenzie <3
>most dangerous lead
We gotta scarr again soon so the meme doesn't bite us in the ass
SSSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRR
Scaaaaaarrrrr
>finnish goaltending
troy brouwer just ruined that kid's whole career
>NI3MI
>oh shit we let three in
>better pull the goalie so we can let4in
kekaroo banzai
>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>Finn>binned>>>>
Get fucked north mexico
Fuck the Blues. Never making it out of the West.
why does a desert have a hockey team?
SSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR
HAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR VLADDY
THE WHISTLES GO BLOOOOO
i would say it's over but the stars have pulled some magic shit in the 3rd
>>67333132
Legitimately laughed hahaha
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>THE BURNT OUT SHANTY TOWN OF DALL ASS
>Dallas
>Offence wins championships
Such a shit delusional team
>switch finns
>like one minute
SSSSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY COWBOY
>>67333360
ITT : Mooks who doubted Meme Magic
>rarest of the rare bloos pepe
ASSEMBLE
AND A POWER PLAY LOL
>Dalass
LGTSS
>STORS
>THAT PENULTY
LEL
KEK
MEM
>Finnish goaltending
I guess everyone from Dallas is losing tonight
>>67333418
no
one
fuckin
knows
>>67333462
>tfw used to think the stars were cool but benn and seguin turned out to be total cunts
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>67333440
this is coming form a st. louis fan.
you cant make this shit up
what country of orgin does the goaltender for the stars hail from?
>>67333462
This one is so dang rare and full of magic I haven't even looked at it yet
>>67333510
>tfw you'll be sucking his maple flavored cock during the world cup of hockey and the olympics you seal fucking ice abbo
>>67333510
>seguin
>turned out to be a cunt
m8, did you start watching hockey in 2015?
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
>>67333531
judging by their save percentages i'd say...
Finland?
Rato quit tonight. Stars quit tonight.
Texcuck Canadians BTFO!
>>67333600
Did all the Dallass fans fade away back over the border?
>stors
BTFO
>>67333512
stl: blacks burn down the black quarter of town
dal: mexicans are the town
open up and take the whole cactus, chillishitting tacobending wallfodder L M A O
>tejas
>in charge of handling nasty hombres
TOP KEK
>TEXASS
>dem blues tits
>>67333719
Milf behind the bench
>finnish goaltending
>Those busty blue tits behind Ruff
>tfw you realize >finnish goaltending was a mistake
don't give up stars bros the 3rd is still waiting to be played
loling at the stars couch shake his head as his players make asses of them selves 3 goals down
>the kid getting his helmet pulled off
>reaves making fun of them as he takes them out
Will the memes ever end??
If only he would turn around.
>cameraman trying to hide them
>>67333719
>Captain St Louis
>His superpower is building pretty buildings and being racist
Calm down Pierre. God damn.
Nice penalties stors.
Maybe they should beat up on their goaltenders instead
>>67333763
>>67333784
>Pierre
The tits behind lindy ruff are distracting, they aren't even good tits they are just fat lady tits
DIDDIES :DDDD
>>67333624
Judging by their save percentages, I'd say brazil
>>67333823
This, they need to get to at least fake tier before they're worth discussing
Is it over bros? Has our ride finally ended?
>>67333858
Yep
>>67333856
Fake tits are disgusting tho
>>67333787
>captain St. Louis
>protects the city by killing niggers
>>67333858
This game, yes, the series, nah
>>67333861
Go grizzlies XD
>>67333893
don't give up on this game not yet
>>67333904
we already took atlanta, it's just a matter of time before we take memphis too
>>67333874
Better than fat chick tits
So they are going to interview Tony x after this period
Top fucking lel, Tony S
Oh god Pierre is going to talk to le black hockey man
>>67333920
It's gonna take a lot to come back in this game, if they try and do it, the next will be even worst if they get tired.
>>67333998
hee hee
>tfw you will never be in siberia watching your grandson be elite in the nhl
>>67333998
Memes are honestly the biggest influence in the western world at this point
Fuck this game. How am I supposed to clean my onahole?
>AMERICAN PHARAOH IS FINALLY THE ONE
>>67334086
>You will never have children because you're a pathetic beta that spends all your time collecting hockey memorabilia and reading comic books
>it was 0-0
>>67334093
It's always been this way. We're just becoming cognizant of the wizardry.
>You will never have Elliotts firm legs wrapped around you.
>>67334182
See what elliott is doing right now? This is why you dont put finns in your net.
>letting the French play on your team
Tabernacle
>DEM TITS
STEEEEEEEEEEEEENER
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Roussel is a Blues type of player from every year but this one.
Discuss
F I V E
I
V
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>DALLA5 5TAR5
Has any bloos fans ever noticed Elliots head check before a face off?
B T F O
T
F
O
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>letting a Finn be your team's goalie
LITERAL
MEME
TEAM
>finnish goaltending
>not an nhl goal to give up
Does dallas have a third finn to put back there?
IT'S NOT OVER DAMMIT!
>DULLASS
Put the the 3rd string goalie in
>ni3mi
>leh2onen
>finni5h goaltending
Spezza lost a fucking edge
FFFFIIIIINNNNNLLLLAAAANNNDDDD
CCCOOOMMMMEEEE
OOOUUUTTTT
TOOOO
TEEENNNNDDD
>DALLASS
>TEXASS
>STARFISH
>>67334448
Tfw red/green colorblind
>>67334399
>MFW
>>67334469
fortykeks.jpg
THE SNIPER FROM DOWN RANGE
STEEN OUT ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
>tfw i wont have to deal with dallas shitposting anymore
FINNISH GOALTENDING
>that thick huge titty milf behind the bench
anyone got some screen caps?
>>67334456
>even finns realize they cant goaltend
>>67334487
Colorblindness and hot lava were major issues in my life as a kid.
When I grew up I realized that I was not colorblind and never would be, and lava would never be an issue in my life.
stars bros don't give up
>>67334515
Look at the thread nig nog
post >yfw Stars win the cup
>>67334515
scroll up
If they show that fucking rack one more time I'm gonna have to fap to it. I have a roommate right next to me, but come on.
>>67334546
Stupid sexy Seguin why did you have to get hurt so close to the playoffs
>>67334448
>tfw low intellectual abilities, debauchery, inclined towards violence, gay, and schizo
>b-b-but muh Seguin
Seguin wouldn't help you motherfuckers porous defense and shitty goaltending.
>>67334527
How high are you?
>lehtenomen
>>67334594
>shitty goaltending
You mean
>finnish goaltending
>>67334624
>>67334624
I miss being able to watch hockey high, it's the most intense fucking thing in the world.
>>67334527
I talked with a stutter for a year when I was a kid because the dude in A Child Called It did it
I also was a germophobe because I watched a lot of Monk
Why doesn't Dallas just put a non Finnish goalie in net, I mean they do have a backup goalie right??
