>plastic, souless amerilard faces when they will literally never EVER understand how we feel about football
How can this fact make them so buttangered lads?
Cultureless babies brains in fatmen corpses, walking (or tryin' to walk)
aimlessly
HALFTIME HYPEEEEE
>>67329047
>we
>amerilards care more about a halftime Beyonce show than the game itself
You cannot make this shit up
>this buttblasted black guy
>argentinians would give their left kidney to win a world cup
>germany literally does not care about winning the day after the tournament is over
>yet argentina always lose to germany
feels funny to be honest lad
>mfw the yurotrash thinks we spend even a second of our freedom thinking about poorball
>>67329175
This is true though.
Americans dont actually care about sports. They just follow a team in each sport because they think everyone else does and so they check their phone every few minutes and talk about statistics during the 4 hours of commercials in the hopes of sounding cool.
They'll never understand football is about your boyhood club that you stick with through all your life, your team will break your heart and achive things you thought were impossible.
For us it's more than just a game.
>>67329343
lmao
>>67329341
'"Freedom'"
>>67329343
we don't care about the sport itself
we like the party that comes along with it, the beer drinking, the tailgating and food eating with your family, the tossing the ball around before the game, the party after the game
but the game itself?
there's a reason where I'm from, we say "win or lose, we still booze"
>>67329108
literally this t b h
>>67329401
this kid is boorish af
>>67329343
holy shit, you just described one of my friends. This nigga is all about the stats and checks his fucking phone all the time. For basketball and amerrilard football. lmao
>>67329175
>>67329343
>yuros sit in their hugbox threads and repeat memes some other yuro said in the last hugbox thread, ad nauseum
>>67329447
It's not about stats m8
It's about loyalty and passion
>>67329394
between the two of us, one of us lives in a country that elected a fascist dictator and supported a maniac in killing millions for the purposes of ethnic cleansing
don't you dare to pretend to know what true freedom is like, spaghetti brains
Id imagine they feel the same way about their football
>>67329341
>muh freedom
>>67329482
Says the cuck owned by kikes and governed (twice) by a literal muslim nigger.
>>67329528
nah, there is nothing in their plastic shit that we couldnt undertsand
>>67329343
truest thing I've seen in here for a while op. these faggot ass niggs pretend they don't know what you're talking about but they know damn well its true
>>67329482
>lives in a country where the biggest act of terrorism was self inflicted by his own government who are happy to kill their citizens
>"free"
You haven't seen passion until you go to an SEC college football game.
This Americans have no passion meme is ridiculous
>you're not passionate unless you murder 96 innocent people including children because of a sport solely played and supported by effeminate males
i'm not responding to this bait
>>67329416
I've always realized that when /sp/ is shitting on the USA with regards to footballl, Canada always joins in. But why is that? Canada hasn't qualified for a World Cup since 1986 (exiting at the group stage with zero points in said World Cup) and are much more irrelevant than the US when it comes to football. Or is it just that the US is the designated country to make fun of? Just an observation really. But I guess I can't really talk, my country hasn't done much either.
>>67334047
US is just the designated country to make fun of it, it extends to /int/ too
>>67334073
faggot cuck
I've tried to watch soccer I really have. I just can't get in to it.
>>67334170
It's just the different way that we're raised. Americans are raised by capitalism and follow a socialist sport, while euros are raised by socialism and follow a capitalist sport
>>67334362
>capitalist sport
>most teams owned by associations of fans
>>67334419
What? No they're not
>>67334464
>>67334464
lol yo shutup
>>67329047
FIFA kills divegrass to be honest, calling amerifats plastic and souless is ironic considering every hype match/team is fabricated by FIFA or the sponsors.
>>67334362
always like the idea of the salary cap for football. even before the actual games the teams have to be careful of who to select in the draft while the soccer teams can just upright and buy anyone willingly.
>>67334464
Not in England but the clubs are presidentialist associations in Portugal, Spain and Latin America. memes aside it's not a bad thing, look how Madrid and Barca are sucessful.
>>67329047
You sound very similar to a Muslim when he claims we will never understand Allah and his teachings.
Fuck them and fuck you too.
>>67334047
I always defend the US in sports related threads here, as my city has teams in 3 of 4 of the major sports (deserve an NFL team too).
They run their sports far better than the fractured mess that is world soccer.
>>67334170
I love NA sports, but soccer is f'king great too. Recently got into it and love it. Leagues have a shitty structure tho
>I give zero fucks about soccer but root for the US in every World Cup only because if they actually win the shitposting would be biblical
Americans have options. When one local sports team loses, we can console ourselves in the success of another (except for cleveland). It's a coping mechanism.
Football sucks, i prefer apehoop.
>divegrass
its fucking nothing
>>67336771
This
>>67329343
Except this is retarded since barely any teams have achieved anything in the EPL so the majority of your "boyhood clubs" are probably in league 2 getting their asses kicked.
>muh pride
>>67329343
You're correct. Just go to /nfl/, nobody knows what he's talking about there. It's just tripfags, anime and autism.
>>67334994
This. I'm there every four years like clockwork, talking that good shit here, on /int/ and on another /int/ just waiting for the memepocalypse to strike.
>>67336962
>he goes to KC
Disgusting
>>67336962
>on another /int/
Fuck off to cripplechan, low-rent wheelchair Verne Troyer. 4+4chan will literally never be relevant.
>>67329343
I don't know whether it's true for all Yankee sports but definitely seems that way for baseball. Imagine if ballparks had to ban food and alcohol. Zero people would show up.
>americans will never be so excited for a club match like europeans get on CL or southamericans for Libertadores
You need to hurry up and create the america's champions league, bros
>diehard fan of my local MLS team
>bandwagon a European team too so I can be a fan of a team that's actually relevant on a large stage and have a personal stake in the popular leagues and tournaments
and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>67337947
This is what I would do if I were American desu
>>67329482
>living in the past
>It's a we're jelly of america episode
>mfw I will never be a goalie and bicycle throw a red card into the pitch for a goal
Feels bad man
>>67329047
>Go to Buckeye games
>Go to Indians games
>Go to Cavs gams
>Go to fucking Browns games
>Go to Crew games
I just dont let soccer be my end all be all sport that I follow, I'm capable of following other shit. Why cant you Euros understand that?
>sports are more than just a game
People on /sp/ are sky fags who have never set foot in their club's stadium let alone follow them away. Probably worse desu.
Freedom ain't free
The US relies on a large network of global operators to keep us free
>>67329343
>I-in Europe it's about your boyhood club!
Because there are no European United, city, barca or real bandwagoners right
>>67329478
sounds a bit gay tb h lad
>>67329047
I had someone sperg out at me like this here on 4chan once when I said I never had any alcohol and don't ever want to in my life.
>b-b-buh how will you know this joy it makes me feel
I watch a lot of sports. The only one I really get truly emotionally involved in is hockey, and it's only when it's >my team playing. I get emotionally invested in other games sometimes but it's not like, you know, appointment viewing. It doesn't have the same meaning.
Soccer is just something I watch if I'm awake in the morning and there's nothing else on. It's not bad, but it's not life changing either.
>>67337914
It exists, it's called clubamericawinslol
>>67338858
there are, but not everyone does it you fucking mongoloid, how fucking hard can you strawman
>>67338905
You seriously think nobody follows their local team here?
>>67338927
no i don't
>>67338933
well I'm not going to stop you from deluding yourself with memes you've heard on 4chan
>>67329047
at least I'm white
>>67338941
are you retarded? i literally said i don't believe that
>>67329401
>>67329447
>>67334801
>>67335182
>>67338400
>>67338858
>>67338891
So what you're saying is you don't like sports all that much.
Thank you that more or less concludes the thread.
>>67338933
I bet you think everyone wears a cowboy hat, listens to country music, and thinks Donald Trump is an eloquent speaker. We're a big fucking country. A lot of things are national. Sports are not. It's a very regional thing fueled by a lot of heated rivalries.
Of course there are people who are like you said, casuals. Football (American Football before I trigger you) teams only play once a week, so even people who have lives and aren't full time 4chan shitposters collecting NEETbux can follow their team. Even people who are total plebs and lacking in IQ can be well informed about their team.
Hockey, baseball, basketball, those take more dedication. Casuals with uninformed opinions plague the discussion on places like Facebook and Twitter but they would get laughed out of here.
>>67338976
Nah I'm saying I rate my sport above yours. I have lots of reasons, the main one is also the reason I'm not a huge fan of American Football either. If your team disappoints you then you're stuck with that for a week. If my hockey team gets BTFO in a major way they can bounce back the next night.
>>67338983
I would actually assume you're wearing a baseball cap right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYWVuz2zBbM
>>67329047
>mfw
>>67329343
I've supported my NFL team for the last 40 years even though they have been total shit for long stretches. I guess i don't know anything about following a team according to your standards.
>>67329343
There is passion in American sports tho
>>67339106
I'm half asleep and thought you also posted the thing the Danish guy posted because I really wasn't paying much attention. Disregard.
>any American in this thread bashing American sports or supporting povertyball
>being a Yuroboo
You must go back you fucking faggots
>ywn be american
>ywn go to walgreens to pick your kids adderall and ritalin prescription up, and get some carrageenan filled baby formula for your recently circumcised newborn.
>ywn swing by walmart on the way home and pick up a crate of high fructose corn syrup and brominated vegetable oil enriched mountain dew
>ywn make a final stop at wendy's for some chlorine washed, arsenic laced tendies and hormone infused beefburgers in bromine buns.
>ywn sit on the reinforced sofa surrounded by your loving family and hold the ball while you watch the big game.
>ywn watch drug commercials every 4 minutes which explain to you why you might have ADHD, and how these pills will fix it.
>ywn watch adverts with a toned naked black man advising ladies to look at their fat bloated man, then back to him, then back to their man, then back to him.
>ywn think you are free because you have an assault rifle and wheelchair mounted machine gun which will deter a government arsenal of apache helicopters, drones and stealth bombers from taking your guns.
>>67339463
With the exception of the firearms, sounds like life in England.
>>67329343
you're so fucking gay lmao
>>67329343
fight and win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67339463
no walgreens, no walmart, no wendys, none of the ingredients listed above in uk food, no commercials every 4 minutes, prescription medication not advertised on tv, no old spice commercials with cuckish undertones.
yeap, just like england.
americans are fat and dumb lol
>it's another America v the world : jealously edition part two
Cool
