Bolts vs Isles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr6IN4ZJ8iA
stream here
Second for car
>>67326770
ty based gary
finally
>no thread until well after puck drop
>Florida hockey """"""""""fans""""""""""
>>67326770
Based Bettman
HONK HONK
>Poolanders
Jesus finally, I was about to make a thread, with OP pic
>>67326795
I made one a lot earlier and it got deleted
>>67326795
>Jew York didn't pull the trigger since the game is in Brooklyn
NO THREAD
NO FANS
NO HYPE
islels vs laitning
>>67326795
I bet if there were a Canadian team or two someone would actually care about these playoffs.
y'all ready for this?
LETS GO TAMBBA
Let's go Lightning!
>>67326770
Appreciate it, as always.
I am literally eating a Publix sub right now guys
It tastes pretty good
18th for cars inside ice hockey stadiums
Is bishop the biggest (hehe) meme goalie right now?
Bishop's not going to be a black hole tonight r-right?
>empty seats
Looks like there's more empty seats than filled seats.
>>67326828
Game is literally being broadcast live on Trudeauland
>>67326841
I just got bak from korean bbq, drank a whole bunch of soju :DDDD
>>67326857
He's not Finnish so no
The fuck was on Greiss' helmet?
>>67326854
>DELETE
lost it.
It's so fucking quiet at this game. Makes sense considering they took up all the front row seats to put a fucking car by the ice.
>tfw you can enjoy a sandwich in a car but can't enjoy a car in a sandwich
>>67326921
A FUGGING CAR
>>67326921
It's not like there's a lack of seats for them to take.
why do the islanders crash into each other so much
>>67326937
whoa man
>>67326955
to give tributes to the fucking car
>>67326941
FUCKING CAR COMMERCIALS
>>67326921
its hard to get excited when you cant even see the goals
SANDSTORM
A
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D
S
T
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I have both CBC and NBCSN on my cable, checked both and CBC is more than 15 seconds ahead
BAILEYS
SSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR
>tfw you wanna watch baseball but the bar is on hockey
>Bishit
>>67326955
Regulars players on regular teams will give verbal cues and warnings to prevent such things. The Isles are only allowed to make car noises, so it's much harder to communicate.
Bishop is a meme
Holy shit
First goal
anyone got a nbc or tampa stream
TRANPA FUCKING GAY
gay shit
>>67327020
Isn't that because NBCSN uses CBC's broadcast?
>Nesterov and Sustr
how the FUCK do you put those two retards on the ice at the same time ever?
wtf is killorn doing
>big johnson
>reach around
Why is CBC so sexual?
>casuals think that was Bishop's fault
>>67327047
NBC has their own broadcast, the feeds from the cameras in arenas are pooled I think but they have different announcers.
>Pens caps killing each other
>winner of this series guaranteed in the SCF
Wew lads
>>67327061
>implying Sustr isnt one of the best defensemen we have right now
>implying nesterov is bad
>>67327061
>nesterov
>sustr
>carle
tampa has so many complete shit defencemen
>>67327069
CBC has a mandatory homosexuality-per-hour quota.
>>67327080
>the fourth place team of the good division or the second place team of the shit division
>standing any chance against the caps or pens
Wew lad
>>67327092
Nesterov is complete trash.
Sustr fucking sucks but for some reason retarded fans of this team overrated him.
>>67327080
>Caps make the Finals against the Sharks
>two perennial chokers going at it
>Caps up 3-0 in the 3rd in game 7
>Sharks make incredible rally and score 3 goals in the last 2 minutes
>game goes to 5OT
>Sharks win off a penalty shot
>Capitals choke again
>Ovechkin still hasn't won a cup
>all them turnovers
wow this Sustr guy looks absolute shit
>>67327121
are you joking? everyone shits on sustr all the time. i can archive sustrs name and you will see a shit ton of people slamming him. nesterov is mediocre but not bad
>>67327155
hes got nothing on carle though
>5.5 million dollars
dat 4th line
lol bigshit
>this """"""""""""""defense""""""""""""""
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STRALMAN PLEASE COME BACK ALREADY
>this shitty defense
>>67327184
Was that the islanders 4th line with all those chances? I think its fair to say theyre outperforming the other 3 lines, making them the top line. No?
>>67327209
Kek
SSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR....?
REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK
FUCK NEW YORK
Why is there a car in some prime seat spots
Big body defensemen are a meme, just look at this game for an example.
NO GOAL FAGGOTS
sccarr ?
HAHAHAHA TIME FOR REFPUCK
high as shit
>NO CELEBRATING IN FRONT OF THE CAR HAVE SOME RESPECT
obviously a high stick
NO GOAL
>it's an uneducated SEC hockey fans cry refpuck episode
WEW LAD
>>67327227
not in ice time or match ups.
>>67327305
>tampon gay hockey knowledge
EZCALL
>Can't even challenge it
What a semen slurping sport
>>67327285
>stick is flying around in the air like a flag.
>refpuck
Read a book once in a while
Daily reminder that Gary Bettman rigs games in favour of jew york teams.
NO GOAL
AFTER REVIEW WE HAVE NO GOAL ON THE ICE
HIGH
STICK
>tranpa gay
Cry refpuck more faggots amuse me please
>>67327333
>tampon bay
>not tampax bay
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET MEMED ON TAMPON GAY
It sucks, but it's a clear no goal.
>>67327337
It was already reviewed
>Tavares thanking his refpuck bull
As bad as Crysby tbqh
>>67327337
waste of a timeout because the call isnt close.
>>67327374
It hadn't been yet on my stream. They just said it can't be challenged but then they reviewed it. Meme rules.
>>67327309
kek
are you fags saying refpuck memeing? it's not even up for debate how blatent that no goal was
wow they look fucking awful tonight
>>67327390
That doesn't stop tranpa from trying. Remember when they tried to call interference on Larkin after the goal had already been reviewed by Toronto?
>>67327417
no self respected coach would throw away their time out to challenge that obvious no goal
>basketball on ice
IS
THAT
COFFEE
>>67326770
Thanks for the game streams m8
just mad at the reminder his 6'8 frame means he'll never be able to present as female without questions
Jesus christ whats up with tampa bays defense? Bad matchups? Lazy?
>>67327441
especially when its a smart af ex-lawyer like Cooper.
SDAT KAWWFEE?
>>67327456
No that's an indian.
WHO THE FUCK IS RYAN JOHNSON?
SSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.............................
>im a wizard
>>67327456
*Cuawfee
>>67327466
injuries + stralman and hedman are pretty much the only good defensemen
>its a "bishop is the only one playing" game
i dont even want to see this travesty
tampa is just letting isles have the front of the net
every single person in the arena just looks confused as fuck at what's going on
I didn't realize I was watching DET vs NYI
>>67327472
DAILY REMINDER THAT JON COOPER WENT TO HOFSTRA AND IS AN ISLANDERS FAN
HOW DID TRANPA GET SO KEKED???
>>67327506
I mean this REALLY BAD. I dont even know how the islanders havent scored 3 goals yet. Biship seems to be the only guy doing any kind of work.
>>67327585
2 of these D are AHL callups.
>>67327554
It's more like Detroit vs. Tampa without all the refpuck assistance. If they had anybody but Ben Bigshit they'd be even more fucked right now.
>>67327532
Man they got to skate down the ice towards the car all the way at the end for two periods I'd be intimidated too
>So quiet you can hear everything Killorn says
>>67327337
I wish Tampa did challenge it. That way they'd loose their timeout
>>67327617
>only the dead know the release from this suffering
>>67327617
HONK HONK
Well fuck
God that car is sexy. Anyone know her name and if she does porn?
When a penalty overlaps between periods, does the guy on the penalty bench sit there through the break, or can he go to the locker room?
SCAR
Game on!
lel
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR
CALLAHAAAAAAAAN
whatta tip
isles getting cucked
btfo
SCARRRRRR
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Call that one back, niggers.
>>67327683
>car is so fat that it take up an entire section that could be left empty from Jew York "fans"
>>67327691
Japanese watch hockey?
>>67327686
He has to stay in the box and have the old, fat guy in the suit stare at him the entire time.
>>67327686
he has to go in the car
>Callahan's 96th playoff game
pretty impressive. imagine if the majority of those werent with the >rags
>goalie fails when he's needed the most
>Tampa PPG
Literally what?
Way to turn that bucket of used cow urine of a period around boys
>>67327763
>tfw no qt asian hockey watching gf
Is the car outfitted to do the zamboni work during intermission?
>>67327763
Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
>>67327732
agreed. impressive
>>67327719
Probably. Someone. Somewhere. I wouldn't know.
>the >Bolts PP anons are actually all Luongo.
I've been on to you for a while now...
Rate my pupper hoc
>>67327793
I appreciate this hockey pun
>>67327844
Sleep tight/10
>>67327844
generic/10
>>67327763
better just end it all senpai
>>6732784
Super cute
>>67327763
>my autistic friend got a date with a qt
>i still am single forever
FUCKING JUST
>>67327793
T-thanks you too
>>67327763
Thanks for the laugh, faggot.
>>67327886
As another autist I am proud that your friend is not a /r9k/ bound loser. Always good to know I'm not the only one.
>tavares grew up cheering for the leafs
Poor bastard He literally had to become a professional hockey player himself just to get a chance of seeing the cup
Finally a sandwich commercial to counteract all the car ones.
>>67328008
Nice 8008 m8
That was actually funny but just know Toronto winnipeg stanley cup final is gonna happen
>>67327686
He's gotta stay in the box. If he tires to leave it's a Major penalty
>trashville furfaggotry
>>67328081
>tires
beep
>>67328072
>toronto
>winnipeg
>ever even seeing a stanley cup playoffs
Holy fuck my sides are in orbit.
>tfw no sexy asian golfer gf
>>67328152
>he has no knowledge of leafs or jets prospects
lel
>>67328211
>he has to know Canadian teams prospects because their current rosters aren't capable of making the playoffs
wew
Rate my superior pupper
wow what an excellent car, should I buy it /sp/?
>>67328152
49 year rebuild is complete buddy it's gonna happen
>>67328261
Are you a grill?
>tampoons think they actually stand a chance this series
is there a more delusional fan base?
>>67328239
>he doesnt know about prospects
>rags detected
>>67328239
leafs will never ever be good
Stamkos has been completely invisible so far 2bh
>>67328072
>delusional canuck
How many top prospects are they gonna ruin before that?
>prince flopping
kek
>>67328327
>stealing Binland's bants
Rude desu
>>67328327
shut the fuck up binland said that last game you fucking meme thief
Watson wasn't going to call a penalty until he shook his hand. What a cunt ref.
>>67328327
ye what a shit player 2bh
not even a single assist or goal in the playoffs
>>67328294
the laffs?
superb power play
kek
>>67328292
>grills
>on 4chan
>watching a hovkey game
This is a tampa islanders thread so its probably just a tranny.
>>67328330
Leafs have the best player in the OHL possibly CHL. best player in the AHL and the best player in the draft
>powerplay
More like pooperplay
>>67328360
He sold it well, but Garry should really know better.
>>67328406
>pooperplay
lol that's a good one
looks like we finally found a team that has a powerplay even more shit than tampa
>>67328406
KEK
>>67328327
>>67328363
Eternal keks
the eyeliners need to stop being such drama queens
Rate my tostada
are the islels greiss babbies?
>tfw the lightning are bishop babbies
>tfw you fart and its wet then you let it dry and your bootycheeks stick together
That guy seriously just stamped his foot down on the ice.
>>67328458
well, you clearly aren't mexican
Islandes need to stop turning over the puck
holy fuck heeem
Ouch
DAMN HICKEY, DAT MANLET POWER
>>67328497
No, northern Minnesotan
based hickey
>killing drouin
fuckers
drouin is fucking drooling goddamn
>Islanders injuring another player
Honestly Tampa won't have a team left at this rate.
>>67328400
>implying that means anything to Canadian teams
You guys just keep ruining good players
Press F to pay respects to Drouin
>>67328533
rookie move from an AHL player. no surprise
fucking shrekt
>islanders gooning up
>seven meme army
COME AT ME
heem sleepy
Koeokoeokeoeoeke, you fucking retard.
>>67328553
> tampa penalty
>no Isles penalty for Drouin
gg
Drouin leaned a little bit Hickey lead with the shoulder and hit him square in the face. They aren't even giving him a penalty though. I wonder if the DoPS will look at it.
So it's okay to jump off your skates to make a hit now, didn't realize they made that change.
>>67328553
>>67328546
>>67328533
Guess you can say he's...
Rouined
HOLY FUCK. GET FUCKIN REKT DRUIN. Ive been waiting for that little cunt to get laid out for a while. Welcome to the nhl pussy.
>Clots incharge of not dying
>>67328557
>you guys
The entire front office is different and we just signed Zaitsev one of the best dman in the KHL
>literally kill someone
>you get a powerplay out of it
I think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>No cross-check call
NHL is literally FIFA tier these days I swear
Is it just me or did Hickey totally leave his skates on that hit?
>>67328618
>best dman in the KHL
is this a new /hoc/ meme? i've been gone a few days
>>67328628
this desu
>bolts keep icing
>no calls
The refpuck is real
Didn't realize it was legal to launch yourself into somebody's head
Can someone webm that hit
>>67328640
Allowed to leave your skates during the hit, just not before
Holy shit Tampa fans are dumb. That hit was as clean as can be, it's not Hickey's fault Drouin didn't protect himself
>>67328651
e piK
>>67328618
We're just trying to save your heart from the inevitable disaster.
>>67328651
>this bait
>>67328651
>Islanders literally kill someone
>no calls
The refpuck is real
>>67328651
excellent meme
>>67328659
His head was down. Clean hit faggot.
>>67328601
Why the fuck would they take a penalty for that hit?
Tampa drew a penalty because Koekkoek did something stupid.
C'mon, man, we get enough heat for being fans of a team from Florida...
>>67328659
it is when you don't keep your head up. drouin was practically asking for it desu
>salty clots fans calling refpuck
>WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67328674
Head is the principle point of contact, I'm not sure I would call that clean.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
GET OUTTA HERE
