I just got here and we're losing already
good old jays baseball is back
leadoff homeruns and rotation collapses
bats better wake up quick, arent always gonna lose by one run
>>67326694
Sup
Barney > groins
did he just give up a first pitch homerun in the 1st?
>shoulder height 2nd pitch
>shown as chest-high in pitchtracker
>turn on game
>jays losing already
Stop
>>67326754
no he threw the ball to odor who caught it and carried it out to centre field, then threw it to the 3rd deck and ran the bases just like the pros
>>67326762
>mfw it ends in 1-0
Based Barney on 2nd
>>67326778
i just turned to the channel jeez louise
>.282 avg vs. righties
If the Jays don't shell this guy, the season is officially over
Anyone got the WebM of the crazy 7th inning comeback and all those errors and batflip?
exploding knees man does it again
oh hey its honorary Canadian andrus
>>67326893
got you fampai
>>67326911
thanks Sempfam
>>67326911
was this the greatest moment in the history of baseball?
>smoak even bothering to slide that far away from the base
lmao
>>67326961
Canadian baseball, yes
>>67326961
skydome magic
>>67326966
>smoak
oh god what am I on its fucking donaldson
>>67326966
Smoaked!
>>67326983
>Canadian baseball, yes
Ana senpai that'd be Joe Carter's home run in 93
okay tulo
this is it
hit the ball
just hit the ball
cmon
Pat describing Tulowitzkis temper tantrum
Gibbons needs to move Tulo. Put somebody hotter after Edwin so that they stop intentionally walking him.
>>67327044
>Pat
remember when last year an inning with runners on 1st and 2nd and no outs would result in multiple runs?
>2slowflyoutski
>>67326911
Those were better days
>>67327053
9th
welp that's the extent of the jays offense
gonna go watch the raptors
>>67327053
Literally who would you put in front of him? Martin, Smoak, Pillar, Goins? No, I'd rather just stick with Tulo and hope he gets hot.
>>67327044
>Pat
Get out
>>67327105
literally this, unless donnyboy hits 2 solo home runs and estrada pitches at least 7 more scoreless innings, this game is over
>baseball
I watched that playoff fifth inning and even that was boring
>>67327115
Bautista
>>67327115
Barney
>>67327122
Buck and pat
anyone else want to see suspiciously asian looking man to play 1B? Hes got more hustle than smoak and he can actually make contact with a breaking ball sometimes and hes got a great arm
Let's go Rangers
>>67327212
It's Buck and notpat
>>67327216
>great arm
>playing 1b
pick one
>>67327216
He's fucking Korean, just call him Asian guy
>>67327212
That wasn't Pat
>>67327244
He's Chinese you fucking racist
>>67327238
No?
>>67327264
Pretty sure he's Vietnamese
>>67327268
Yeah. It's Dan Schulman
Does every ball park have different ground rule double rules? It's a ground rule after all
Based turf saved a run
>estrada collapsing
so seasons over already then
>>67327331
Oh
Where's pat?
>>67327360
our only hope
>>67327268
>>67327212
How can you think that's Pat? Doesn't sound anything like him.
>>67327408
I'm deaf and close captioning only says commentator 1 commentator 2 ;_;
>>67327451
>I'm deaf
Obviously.
I really hate when they show crowd shots of cute girls
STOP HITTING INTO DPs
I hope the blue jays lose, and continue to lose, and stay in last place forever. Donaldson leaves, bautista doesn't get his contract, everybody fucks off, and gibby can fuck himself.
>its another jays finish a game going 0-16 with runners in scoring position episode
ALCS all over again
>>67327480
try going to a game. harmless tender cuties in every section, with their jays hats and freebie shirts
>>67327521
This is how you can recognize the fans who have been here longer than a year
if you arent actively rooting against this shit team you are a fucking casual and should fuck off back to /hoc/
>>67327474
:(
TD comfort zone downgraded to the top of the 200s lol. It used to be right on 3rd base line.
>>67327591
I'm surprised no one ever got killed sitting in those seats
>>67327625
Good point, it was probably a liability which is why they moved
barney solo dinger is our only hope 2bh
>>67327625
>>67327651
isn't that same section still occupied by seats? or is it a press section?
>>67327682
Yeah but they're not seats you get sent to. TD would be 50% liable since they brought you to those seats Rogers probably has the other 50%
>>67326694
what happened last night? I heard there was drama with bautista.
>>67327575
>>67327451
Please sing for us on Vacaroo
>>67327727
i do not know the law
>>67327753
please sing the tune of pompeii by bastille
or midnight city by m83
>>67327752
There was no drama.
Imagine rolling on the floor of the dugout
>Kenta Maeda on Friday
Oh man, every asian in the GTA is gonna come out for that one. The skydome will be filled.
Remember that time Jeremy Lin came to Toronto and turned it into a Knicks home game? And the crowd went fucking wild when he hit the game winner.
>>67327752
got fooled by a curveball that was clearly in the zone and got pissed because hes stat padding for his 150 trillion galactic credit contract
>>67326911
fucking bautista. shouldve put one in his ear last night.
>>67327807
all the asians are apehoop fans
Donaldson is like seeing kessel on the maple leafs, he needs to get the fuck out
>everyone thought rangers would bean jose constantly for revenge
>just strike him out every at bat instead
>>67327817
That wasn't drama. He yelled at the ump for a few seconds and then sat down, like he does for every at bat.
Buck and Dan were talking up the match like there was this huge rivalry, but nobody gies a shit.
>not just walking donaldson, bautista and edwin back to back to get to groundoutitzki
>>67327899
You only have to walk Donaldson.
why does bautista act like a child everytime he doesnt get on base?
>>67327931
suggesting there are times he doesn't act like a child
>>67327931
>muh hundred and fifty quabillion american dollars
>>67327931
He's a little punk ass bitch
>>67327931
>>67327818
>>67327752
Did bautista piss in your burger, amerifat?
0/50 RISP
"we need more from our bullpen"
>>67328077
no, i just dont like the guy.
Martin should be after tulo
That way smoak and pillar get on for Barney to unironically drive them home
>2lows babip is .179
h-he has to get better r-right?
what happend to the leg kick he was working on
estrada deserves so much better than this
>pitches the best season of his career
>gets cucked by the jays QO
>signs for less money than he deserves
>has to watch this shit offense and bullpen make a mockery of him every game
i hope we trade him to a good team so he can at least enjoy himself
>>67328587
wording this post
>>67328587
All our starters are good. Donaldson needs to go more than anything.
Oh good, Martin...
STOP LOOKING AT FASTBALLS IN THE ZONE AND NOT SWINGING
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THEY ARE THROWING OUTSIDE THE ZONE ON 3-0
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID MORONS SWING ON FASTBALLS ON HITTERS COUNTS AND STOP SWINGING ON RETARDED SHIT OUTSIDE THE ZONE, THEY ARENT GOING TO THROW YOU A FASTBALL WITH 2 STRIKES FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ITS LITERALLY NOT THAT HARD
martin got a hit martin got a hit!
He hit the ball. That's a pretty big accomplishment.
>the toronto popouts
S T O P
>saunders telling martin to hold
>implying saunders knows jack shit about base running
donny pls youre literally our only hope
Incoming popup
That Russel Martin mustache is fucking gross
DONALDSON!!!!
can we just get some fucking luck for once jesus christ
OPEN THE DOME FFS
>those 3 little children sitting in corner baseline seats
>dad positioned safely behind his kids
Great parenting. This is how you end up with retards crying for screened in seats.
>>67329026
this holy fuck please save us
DONNY PLEASE
>>67329040
frustrated pitcher
Going to the mound 4 times in an inning is delay of game
fuck everything holy shit how can we get so fucking unlucky,
>backstop actually prevents a run from scoring on a wild pitch
fuck off
They went to the mound 5 times in a single inning
GOT HEEEEEEM
memeball folks
THAT WAS NOT A STRIKE HDHFHFGHFDGG
>>67329125
The meme batter got struck
That's the problem with inconsistant umps. He saw that pitch was balled a ball twice at bat, so do you swing and foul it off or do you gamble that the ump is gonna call it a strike this time.
>>67329114
Finally. I swear Perez has like one or two innings were he just goes crazy. If he could get that under control he would be really good
>>67329148
you swing because groundoutista is on deck
fuck the blue "gays"
>>67329176
B-but muh batflip
>>67329209
no jays fan on here actually gives a shit about that anymore, the bandwagoners are gone
based darney
>>67329273
>yfw darney barwin becomes the new starting 2B
Guys, are we winning?
This is so crazy. You just need one fucking run guys. What's so hard about that
>Another quality start spoiled by this offense
Poor marco
>>67327238
lol it's notbuck and Pat
>>67329310
bayern is out, go back to maning your gas chambers
>>67329377
It's buck and dan retard
>>67329310
yes the rangers are :)
>>67329310
Yes, the Rangers are up 1-0
ONE
HUNDRED
AND
FIFTY
TRILLION
UNITED
STATES
DOLLARS
HAHAHAHAHHA
JOEY "BATS"
Bautista is now 0/8
>>67329391
Holy shit I thought this was a hilarious meme but it actually is Buck hahahha.
The Jays look exhausted
>Tony Mac concert
Literally who?
>>67329432
You thought what was a meme?
Oh boy more runners to leave on base
The home crowd need to start booing them.
there goes our last chance to score runs
here comes inning 7, 8, and 9.
How many flyouts on the track is that now?
>jays
welp that was our last chance
enjoy your shutout ragsbros
Yeah, it's almost like the balls aren't carrying like they should...almost like there's a roof on the fucking building. You want to be a proper baseball team but you play in doors on artificial turf with a fucking roof, jesus christ,
>>67329575
"we" are NOT the stankees
I guess it's time to become a lifelong Raptors fan.
>>67329626
stankees have owners who give a shit about winning things though
rogers dont give a shit about anything as long as revenue is up
>>67329587
its cloudy. might rain
>pitchers duel
Die Dan holy shit
>>67329681
Then you get wet, like a real baseball stadium.
>>67329738
its not a real baseball stadium though
shit will break
>cecil
its ogre
>>67329751
No it won't.
don i luv u
>>67329758
implying it matters after the 7th inning, this game is already over
>>67329772
you think all those cameras are waterproof?
>>67329758
That's not cecil, retard
>>67329799
He was warming up you fucking idiot
>>67329797
Yes, I think the blue tarp and umbrellas that are put over the cameras when it rains are waterproof.
TULO WHY
Le cheeky ball roll
>>67329819
I didn't see that you fucking asshole
>people are unironically watching a jays game in 2016 after the 7th inning when the jays arent winning
what exactly do you expect to happen? We arent scoring runs, thats a given, what are you hoping to see?
Go easy on steve steve
>>67329869
Then maybe pay attention you fucking dummy before calling people retards.
>>67329893
I'm here to give you the attention you're begging for.
OK (OK)
BLUE JAYS (BLUE JAYS)
LETS (LETS)
PLAY (PLAY)
BALL
>>67329893
I'm from Dallas, that's why I'm watching this
DP
flyout
lets move on
>>67329934
>mfw the crowd wont boo this shit team
Don't want to "disrespect" these great players
>>67329910
I will in the future you fucking cunt
its happening
dont get your hopes up we arent scoring here and you know it
>>67329994
Nope
>>67329979
glad you learned your lesson you faggot
>IMPLYING RUNS WILL BE SCORED IN THE 7TH INNING
>nanny league bunting
>We'll score this inning!
These guys are professional baseball players.
>you have no room to take close pitches
Yes you do. I'd rather see Barney strike out and have the top of the order bat with 2 on, rather than him GIDP
hello jays fans we going to lose again
You have to bunt. You don't have a choice, you have to, and you're not. Why aren't you bunting
JUST POP MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Will this at-bat ever end?
>This AB
JUST
>>67330163
hes going to hit a home run
>>67330204
yes with a DP and then a popout
>>67330204
no, we're going to be here for hours
>boreball
holy shit just end this already. how many balls is gonna keep swing at????
SUSPICIOUSLY ASIAN LOOKING MAN CANNOT HOLD ALL THESE FOUL BALLS
Barney handing out souvenirs
>>67330249
KEK
>after all that
>K
>all those pitches just to strike out looking
>15 pitch at bat why not strike out?
>swing on ball 4
>stare down fastball in the zone
fuck this team holy shit this is borderline intentional sabotage how can you be this assbackwards?
YEP, YOU STRUCK THE FUCK OUT. SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN BUNTED YOU FUCKING RETARD. NOW WE'RE GONNA GROUND OUT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY. OF FUCKING COURSE. WHY DID I HONESTLY EXEPCT SOMETHING GOOD TO HAPPEN.
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
THESE PEOPLE GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO DO THIS
FUCK LIFE
incoming dp
>2 more baserunners stranded
KEK
>no japanese beer girl gf
How do we fire Gibson? Is that something we can petition?
>>67330333
>no gf
;_;
>>67330333
bad feel
Oh my god, these guys suck so bad.
sad!
>>67330348
if you want to crash this team with no survivors under >wedge then be my guest
>>67330348
Greg Gibson the home plate umpire?
Must suck to be donaldson to have to single handedly carry a team.
>>67330382
MOTIONING TO BOTH PLAYERS
so was last year a fluke for the jays? are they back to 81-81?
>>67330398
he went through it with the A's so i doubt its anything new
2 times in a game we have a runner on 2nd and no outs and we wont score any runs
fuck this team
ITS JUST FASTBALLS IN THE STRIKEZONE
ITS NOT FUCKING 100MPH BORDERLINE STRIKES ITS DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YOU
>all you have to do is bunt
>>67330409
It's just early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>its early
>no gf
>>67330399
HE IS MOTIONING TO THE BULLPEN
THEY ARE OPENING THE DOOR AND HAVE IMMEDIATELY MADE CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR
AND...AND NOW....YES INDEED THEY ARE WALKING THE DINOSAUR
BOTH MANAGERS ARE EJECTED
classic
>People thought the jays would score in this inning
>>67330458
>ywn go to a jap baseball game
this is the most retarded offensive outing i have seen since roy halladay days
>12$ at skydome
>no 800 yen beer girl
>no 800 yen beer
>>67330522
it hurts
>yfw raptors get swept
>yfw jays miss the playoffs
>yfw laffs prospects bust
all is right with the world again
WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING RETARD RANGERS JUST BLOW US OUT
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TEASE US WITH ONE RUN
why is lilly thai the pornstar at a blue jays game?
>>67330565
what
>>67330522
>no jap gf
>>67330562
>cecil
HERE
WE
GO
>>67330562
Don't worry, here comes Cecil
>>67330562
Rags know they don't even need more than 1 run to win this game, why waste the effort?
hahahaha holy shit cecil is literally going to kill himself
>0-5
>5.59 ERA
>1.76 WHIP
Strong numbers. Go Cecil!
>no npb beer
>no npb beer gf
god dammit tulo
>the collective groan from the crowd
That's some good in fielding right there
>cecil getting boo'd
GOOD. Fuck you Dan for even suggesting that's a bad thing. You're a piece of shit and so is this team. FUCK Cecil
>Booing cecil on exit
>go take a piss
>tune back in
>two on base
TRADE CECIL
>people thought 22 years of bad baseball
was going to be fixed
>2 months of good baseball
>>67330703
this, if you cant even get a single out without loading the bases when you have the platoon advantage you are fucking DONE IN THIS SPORT
You serious Jays? You are booing your own player?
osuna is overated as fuck btw
he gives up a run here
>>67330703
This, the jays aren't our friends, they're getting paid money to perform for us, we don't have to encourage them.
>>67330757
good
fuck you, he has more losses on his own than some teams entire bullpens
>>67330757
toronto fans make me sick sometimes
he is our oldest tenured player on the team and we treat him like garbage. he'll get picked up somewhere and dominate us in a critical game
that was sick sauce
