STARTING PITCHERS
John Lamb vs. Jeff Samardzija
GIANTS LINEUP
1. Span, CF
2. Duffy, 3B
3. Posey, C
4. Pence, RF
5. Belt, 1B
6. Crawford, SS
7. Tomlinson, 2B
8. Blanco, LF
9. Samardzija, P
REDS LINEUP
1. Hamilton, CF
2. De Jesus Jr., SS
3. Votto, 1B
4. Phillips, 2B
5. Bruce, RF
6. Suarez, 3B
7. Duvall, LF
8. Barnhart, C
9. Lamb, P
Resd gonna get cucked to death by their bullpen again?
>>67326656
I sure hope so :D
>Technical difficulties
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
PLEASE STAND BY
Anyone have a stream with Thom and Chris?
>pitching staff already shitting the bed
go jeff sarsaparilla
holy shit reds pitcher ugly af
>>67326866
Pence pictures always make me laugh.
>>67326864
I'll share my MLB.tv account
>>67326962
How does MLB.tv handle commercials? I bought the radio subscription and they sometimes play broadcasts of historical plays during the break. It's a great touch.
>>67327028
This. Sometimes plays a 15 second video. Lately it's been that Jason Statham LG phone commerical.
Le bark in the park day
Damn, that pitch completely broke Votto down
>97 from shark
fuck his stuff is so good, if he can just put it all together
>>67327149
Made him eat his lunch.
>>67327096
Looks like fun desu
>>67327189
No, no, it ate his lunch for him.
>>67327225
Well I'll be honest I was only half listening when he said it.
that was a beautiful bunt desu
>>67327235
I heard every word and I still don't get it.
>>67327261
the only thing he's good for
Nice bunt desu
The Reds will lose a triple digit number of games this season.
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ADAM DUVALL
>tfw 2012 was our year
>>67327386
haha okay
>>67327386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1TVP5OsqZk
i love getting cucked by the giants giant dick
>>67327446
>>67327447
Kinda proves my point.
Cueto should have pitched in that game.
HOLY FUCK THAT 97 MPH TWO-SEAMER PAINTING THE OUTSIDE CORNER
>>67327446
Catcher reaction is the best part. He knew it was gone the instant Posey made contact.
>tfw no qt ballgirl girlfriend ;-;
>>67327447
Posey is an underrated defensive catcher imo. Great glove and a quick as fuck release (not on that throw though, he kinda fumbled with the grip)
>this bandwagon moosefucker leaf Giants """"fan""""
>>67327576
i am a girlfriend now
>tfw no more tfw no gf
>>67327644
Statistically, he was the best defensive catcher in the NL last year. Should've won the GG, but Tardinals writers were too busy sucking off Yadi to notice
>>67327660
I skipped class to watch game 5 and saw posey skull fuck your team live, eat shit tripfag
>Resd
>mfw a Giants fan went home to the Castro
>mfw a Giants fan gets murdered at his own ballpark by a doyers fan
>>67327729
R E K T
E
K
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>>67327660
I don't get it either mate, but hey I can't do anything. He causes no problems for me but he does get a little uppity against other teams. Pretty funny
>Bochy's acting
Jesus christ those pizza commercials are bad
>>67327871
Kek
That obviously phony exuberance
That wooden and unnatural dialogue
Boch is based but listening to him talk is something else
nice bat flip
What waste of a leadoff double.
>giants fans
>heterosexual
Pick one.
>>67328171
>Reds
>good
pick one
HANG THIS UMP!!!
>No-No ded
Too bad that didn't hit the pitcher.
>>67328397
Rude
>>67328307
Was a bad call but it was close. You can't put it in the umps hands like that with two strikes
> this fucking weather
WHERE DID MY GOD DAMN SUN GO
I AM BEGINNING TO CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE
Damn this pitcher looks like an extremely ugly Bronson Arroyo.
why was span running
>>67328967
idk wtf that was
>>67328967
He wasn't, he had too big of a lead and the catcher threw to a second and he got caught in the middle, bad base running, they caught him sleeping
>>67329024
span seems to get caught on the base paths a lot
i may not have much happiness in real life, but booze and baseball can always artificially inflate my mental state
>Game wouldn't be tied if Giants could do fucking anything with RISP
>>67329049
Bochy milks his base stealing ability which means he's usually inching from the bases quite a bit.
>Resd getting cucked out of a dinger by one of their fans
how the heck is it 1-1 should be 5-1 or something
God dammit Bochy, it was clearly a home run. Stop wasting your challenges
>>67329229
Oh, never mind, I guess he didn't use a challenge...
john lamb is that white trash kid from high school you stopped seeing come in 11th grade and then find him working at a 7-11 a few years later
>>67329433
excellent point again, canada. except he's earning $507,000 this year
>>67329461
it's what he looks like, I mean
Does Kelby Tomlinson have the most punchable face in baseball?
>Giants in charge of hitting with RISP
>Mfw I got MLB.TV for free
Well kinda.
You need the mlb at bat subscription($20)
And an older version of the app.
All I do is connect phone to TV with hdmi and I can watch in HD
>feels goodman
Giants broadcast crew in charge of knowing how to spell.
>>67329546
He looks like Cillian Murphy desu
>>67329546
kelby is that name chosen by the 43 year old white baseball mom who thinks she's still 25
> GET EM KELLBELL!
> COME ON KELBABY!!
those of you who played know exactly what i mean
>>67329582
>Still uses "April"
>Anno Domini 2016
>>67329582
dude you gotta stop watching streams. i'll fucking take you to a sports bar around here to watch a game
>>67329627
>tfw my mom rarely came to my games but was loud, drunk and annoying when she did
>>67329627
Women can be such walking cringe machines.
>>67329582
Go to strikeout.co, it's all reds broadcasts. Where are you watching a Giants stream?
>>67329685
> that mom who was your team's scorer and got into shouting matches with the other team's
>>67329755
firstrowsports
>>67329763
>that hot slutty single mom who you know was hooking up with the baseball dads
>>67329872
> the one 19 year old sister who came to every game in shorts that barely went past her hips
So the Reds are about to have the worst bullpen in over a century?
>>67329946
i think we already do lad, just by projection. we had some major league record i think yesterday, consecutive games with a run allowed in relief
>>67329970
Ouch.
"that was a big league ______" - krukow
>this "offense"
fucking christ
>>67330038
"That's how it's done/that's the way to do it"- Krukow
>>67329970
Makes me wish Francisco Cordero was still on the team and that is saying something.
>>67330025
you're telling me ouch, i was at the ballgame. sober.
> you will never squeeze anything into toyota jan's mouth
>How you want your run support, Jeff?
>JUST STRAND MY RISP UP SENPAI
I gotta say redsbros, you guys have some top-notch and underrated uniforms
>>67330359
our home unis are classic. very revisionist, all red and white with the piping
our road unis are a fucking trainwreck. red hats with black bills, a carbon copy of every gray-city-name-with-team-color-letters-and-no-logo bullshit
(sunday red is mlb top tier tho)
in my dreams we go back to v-necks, those fuckers were tighter than a 12 year old
>>67330413
I like our away unis. I'm a fan of the classic look though, so the more traditional the better.
!!!
Safe desu
Brandon "just throw my ass out at second every game" Belt
Give the kid the ball you dick.
FUUUUUU he's safe.
>>67330638
They won't change it.
>>67330612
Remember that game where Belt got thrown out at first, second and third?
>Umped again
>>67330691
I cri evertim
I think they got him just barely though to be honest
>>67330683
>Fuck Kentucky
I hope you're referring to the university.
kelbae
fucking fuck. that's a great metaphor
The Red's bullpen made history on a hit that didn't even make it to the outfield.
>Intentionally walk Crawford
>Give up infield hit to a replacement-level utilityman
THE CITY OF RESD BULLPEN
That's a big league knock right there
>>67330752
I bet the ABL is fun as fuck.
>>67330745
Lived in KY for about 15 years. It's a god damn shit hole.
Fuck the Cardinals too.
>Based Whiteshark comes through again
Is he the most underrated player in baseball?
>this bullpen
>>67330851
You're a shithole.
>>67330814
right? temps never dip below 70 all year, everything's nice and dry heat, even at night, you get some AA and AAA talent across the pacific
plus we'd be the weirdos with the accents in the crowd
I hope the giants re-sign blanco at the end of the year
This game has devolved into a spectacle of autism.
haha wtf samardzija
Please tell me someone got a webm or gif of that bat break.
I missed it.
> paying $25 for baseball tickets
kek, who do they think we are
>>67330915
He's great. With Pagan always hurt he's great to have as a replacement
HOLY SHIT SHARK
>>67330915
Best 4th outfielder in the game by far
kruk and kuip are loving the shit out of the bat break lol
Seriously, Samardjzsa is about to shut these guys down but one bad at bat and he's going incredible hulk?
>>67331095
What happened? I always miss the good shit :/
>>67331150
Salmonella got pissed over striking out and snapped his bat over his knee
>>67331150
samardzija struck out, yelled fuck and then broke his bat over his knee
>Ohlendorf warming up
Meh, this game is over.
>>67331185
>>67331192
Thanks, just saw a replay
>le doubles man
TIL Jim Joyce is still allowed to ump at the major league level.
Alright rally time.
Fucking Lopez man. Votto wasn't picking those pitches up at all and you hit him. Way to go bud
maybe someone else's bullpen will melt down for once 8-)
Reds bullpen must be contagious.
>casilla
oh boy
>>67331835
> Votto wasn't picking those pitches up
>>67331881
He watched a pitch go right down the middle with 1 strike and didn't even realize that pitch was going to hit him. That arm angle of Lopez's against a left handed hitter is tough to hit against
Welp. GG
gg
Ballgame!
gg, reds
Good game redsbros
Better luck tomorrow :D
geegee
Off to the Shorks/Dubs threads.
GG Reds.
See you guys tomorrow.
>>67326696
>Lou without the rings
looks weird at this point 2bh
