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>get the no booking ref
>>67270044
forgot friendlies edition
/qt/ edition
>>67270027
>Burma
hc pls it's Myanmar now
It's been Myanmar since the mid 90s!
First for I believe Sloveniabro can get Wrexham back up again
>>67270095
>Language - Burmese
>Script - Burmese
>Demonym - Burmese
>Name - Union of Myanmar
makes sense.
>>67270083
always
>tfw my U18s are in second place
fucking step up you daft cunts. my reserves are walking the league, and your goal differential is larger than any other team's total goals scored.
>>67270210
You forgot their fucked measurement system
t. Imperial measurement system
>player demands more playtime
>next day gets injured 3-5weeks
I swear I didnt send thugs out to mug him
>>67270299
Are we posting 10/10s now?
Commiserations Slovakia lad. Final day relegations suck so bad
>>67270569
where is your 10/10?
>>67269690
I get buying all of the best players.
What I don't get is how you get them to all not bitch and moan about playing time.
You've got a player worth £53M who's played in 6 matches all season. In my experience, he'd be blubbering like a little bitch about playing time.
>>67270569
>tfw no qt asians in Mexico
who's AWAKE
>>67270095
I don't remember when exactly, but when I'm at college they decided to change the country name back to Burma. Don't know why.
>>67270569
to be fair, if his game didn't crash, he'd be relegated 2 weeks earlier
>>67270607
Dayum, Mexibro. Never knew you into Nozomi too.
>>67270583
Right here sir
>>67270569
my 10/10
>academy lad
>great keeper
>love him to bits
:3
>>67270607
>tfw no qts in Mexico
>It's a go 3-1 up at half time and then draw 3-3 episode
Kek everytime and its always set piece rubbish
>>67270684
>that Liverpool feel
>>67270684
thats how i started my season
>3-1 into half
>3-3 FT
>1-0 into half
>1-1 FT
>2-0 into half
>2 goals in the extra time
>>67270635
She's just so lovely, picked up my short hair and knee-high socks just from that image alone.
>>67270667
Yeah, I've never seen a real cute readhead or anything and the girls on Tinder are all just plain awful. Mexico really needs more cultural enrichment.
>>67270620
Yes.
Stream or riot.
that is the most goals I've seen so far
>>67270702
>tfw actually playing as Liverpool
At least miles got something right
>>67270828
>>67270818
Do pens count?
>>67270818
>zaza
>those times on sigurdsson goals
Where are Portsmouth in all your saves?
>>67270818
LIVERDIVE PENALTYPOOL
>>67270882
South coast of England
>>67270882
at the mouth of a port.
>>67270882
League 2.
>mfw playing as Everton
>mfw I'm so shit tier at this game that the highest Ive finished is 3rd place.
>453 hours played
>>67270882
Fighting Preston for promotion in League 1
>>67271021
you probably forgot to sign fast black men
I'd recommend signing fast black men
>>67271021
t. Gabriel Barbosa
>3 players pull up with thigh strains before CL game
Whelp, time to fire the physios and fitness coaches
>>67270882
>>67271130
>arsenal.webm
fuck lads im shitting out a hot & spicy pizza from dominos
my anus is ablaze
fuuucckk
>>67271246
best feel
>left back rabona cross to my inside forward
W E W
E
W
>>67271246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY
>>67270862
>Brady celebrating
>"The way it was meant to be"
chilly please
that's an awful filename
>>67270882
league 1
>>67271246
are you capable of posting anything ontopic ever
>>67271706
idk.
Brady is fine in my book.
can't stand chimping out tho.
fucking live cunts yiddi convinced me
>>67271782
>tfw Cara has been growing on me lately
>>67271833
good job white boii
Praise Hooper
>>67271856
:3
>yfw her first hockey game was a Laffs game
back when Kessel was there. kek.
>>67271833
you should play him
>>67271953
Cara>>>>>Margot
>>67271953
>Rielly, Nylander, Marner, and now Matthews
Laughs no more Chilly.
>>67271996
FIRST OVERALL PICK
YOU WON THE DRAFT!!!
>>67271988
agreed.
>>67272053
WE WON THE FUCKING DRAFT
I ran around my house screaming and chanting "we got Matthews". Thankfully no one else was home.
>tfw went out to the pub with a few friends after on an unrelated matter
>drinks come, we toast
>I say "to Auston Matthews"
>none of them know who or what I'm walking about, repeat it anyway
I need better friends.
>>67272100
Wait, you live in Canada and they didn't know that?
What the fuck are these "friends"?
>>67272100
I really want the blots to win the cup. Just for the sheer shitposting of a city that doesn't know what winter is winning the biggest winter sport there is.
>>67272139
Two of them hate sports in general and the other just has general apathy towards hockey. I only have a few friends who are into hockey and stuff as much as I am.
>>67272172
I think I'm hitching my wagon to St Louis (pun intended) and the winner of WAS/PIT. Either would make a great series.
>>67272100
>I ran around my house screaming and chanting "we got Matthews". Thankfully no one else was home.
HAHAHAHA
that's too similar to when >we won the draft and got Crosby nearly 11 (ELEVEN) years ago.
two of my buddies played college hockey so every once in a while i'm exposed to how little i know about hockey compared to them.
>start 0-6-0
>win 5 games
>draw to QPR
pls kill me, we are reverting back to the drawing ways
>>67272172
fuck Tampa 2bh. can't stand them knocking >us out of the playoffs in 2011 when i knew they weren't going to win it all anyhow.
>>67272217
CHOOSE PITTSBURGH.
CHOOSE THE BILL KESSEL, SWAGELIN, AND BONINO LINE.
CHOOSE MIKE SULLIVAN.
How the fuck do you double hernia?!
>>67272690
overexertion. natürlich.
>I wish Ramsey would feed some of my regens to rabid dogs
>>67273068
...which Ramsey?
>>67273218
Either one really. I'd gladly sacrifice these kids to Welsh Jesus
Maintain status as best team in the world via youth recruitment and academy or quit to take some nobody team up through the tiers?
>>67273440
chase perfect season
I'm going to bed. Just spent all this time putting together a new squad and tactic.
I lost the first game against Millwall too, pretty much the same scenario. Forwards getting a 6.2 and injuries to top it all of.
All I wanted to do was play the first game of the season. I lost, so I said one more, I lost again. Fuck it, enough is enough.
>>67273457
I drew*
I'm sleepy af at this point, can't even think clearly.
>>67273456
like 100% win ratio all comp?
>>67273472
Go to bed SloveniaBro.
>>67272438
I'm conflicted. I love Bill, but on the other hand, the sooner the Pens go out, the better their draft picks is, which increases the likelihood of it getting flipped for a pick in the top 10 so the Leafs can get Juolevi, Sergachev, Chychrun or some other good D in this draft alongside Matthews.'
>>67273487
yes. no draws, no losses.
closest i've come is like 2 or 3 draws.
this season i've had like 6.
frustrating.
>>67273504
well, we're not picking until the second round anyhow...so #yolo
*deletes save*
>>67273558
fuck that
You're always going to get done in some nonsense game that you should have won 5-0.
>>67273593
well, initially i had set the bar at completely perfect season. like preseason, mickey mouse cup, league cup, CL, and the league.
now i've just dropped it to everything but preseason. probably going to reduce my requirements even more.
>win quadruple
>13 months left on contract
>ask for a new one
>offers me less than my current wage
fucking levy
>>67273990
mitch confirmed for seedy-betamax-weeb Aaron Paul
>>67274054
more mitch
>>67274085
oh no the one time he streams naked i miss it
>>67274085
y
>>67274114
He went fucking topless
does u're mum took u in
>>67272217
>hockey
never heard of that before but I'm sure it's great. go team and stuff
>>67274402
tfw my are mum tooks me in
Reminder sitting on chairs is difficult
>>67274506
>Pacers can't into playoffs
kek
>>67274437
>tooks
It's tokked you fucking dink
>>67274561
>tfw PG tried everything
>tfw PG gave it his everything
>tfw the team lets him down
Good try Paul, appreciate it my man
>>67274858
He deserves a better team. It's like a reverse Knicks situation
>>67275016
I legit feel bad for Paul George. Them beating the craptors could have been one of the great fairytales of this season.
Now he is just a dude who broke his leg and who's team brings him down time and time again.
>65 minutes of yelling at your youth players in a high stakes CL game that was won at home
>tfw the 3 kids remaining on the field score that crucial away goal that seals it
>Literally 7 NYC-RBNY games every year
CONCACAF and USSF is fucking my shit up, senpai
Based Hooper
>>67275243
tfw watching jojo
After a bunch of seasons winning the treble incessantly I tried to make a tactic that's actually semi-realistic. I made a narrow 4-2-3-1DM that works really well; scores nice goals at times, but has general weaknesses and won't walk the league. If you sit deep you concede crosses, if you push high you don't score as much - this has actually made my saves so much more fun
>>67275663
iktf bro
i was using a tactic that was almost a match engine exploit, but now i'm trying to replicate simeone and atletico
but its so hard to get a good counter going on FM 15, the wingers always run with the ball and then hold it up
>>67276317
Yeah I made a control tactic that ended with like 70% possession and 5-0 every other game and I decided I was done with this nonsense
Decided to try to do a Pochettino tactic and it's way more fun
>its an "out of position player on D makes less mistakes than the starting rotation" episode
How do I fix my players playing back to the GK and putting it out for a corner
>>67276695
>route one
Who's ready for the real champions to beat Chelsea?
hi friends
>mitch starts streaming at real autism hours when people with a real life are in bed already
disappointed in you desu
>tfw woken up by a really annoying fly buzzing and shit
>check where my spiderbro at
>he's on the wrong side of the room, nowhere near the window
DISCIPLINE MUST BE RESTORED
>tfw had a red bull to all nighter to my exams
>tfw the exam matrix changed my exam to wednesday, so now I'm listening to rain while watching chinese cartoons in hope that I fall asleep before the sun comes up
>>67278061
>tfw you're not in the database
>>67278097
>being so untidy you have spiders in your room
You need more ordnung, Sven
>>67278204
Spiders are the natures way of getting rid of annoying flying shits. I always let them camp near the window. This one got fat and complacent though.
Besides, its bad luck killing a spider.
>britanon unironically donated 20 pounds
what the fuck
I should start streaming too, this is a goldmine
>>67278243
I just put those nets on my windows in late spring and take them down in early autumn
Yesterday was a good day for Olimpija, wasn't it? http://www.nogometplus.net/nogometplusnet/tekst/TabId/98/ArtMID/508/ArticleID/12443/Zmajceki-pred-derbijem-na-tri-boda-prednosti.aspx
How do you play ball possession football in fm16? I usually go defensive, retain possession, short passing, lower tempo, close down more.
Is control any good? For some reason it never works out for me.
>its an everyone gets injured episode
>>67278359
Yeah. Went 1-0 down but came back with 2 goals. Also had a goal disallowed that was on side.
We had some trouble at the back though, played with 3 CB's for the first time. But fucking Vannoli did more within a week than Nikolic did trough the winter break and the first few games.
That being said we're still play badly, ever since Šporar left, and then Henty too, we're without a striker up front and struggle to score goals.
>>67278406
>I usually go defensive, retain possession, short passing, lower tempo, close down more
abso disgusto
you must put your fans to sleep every match
>>67278406
Hello Louis shouldn't you be whipping your wife in a leather mask right now
>>67278463
hey bro did you manage to stay up?
>>67278406
>retain possession
do you hate scoring goals or something?
>its a game crashes after a decisive 3-0 win episode
>>67278533
Nope, got relegated on the last day.
I had to win Norwich but I drew 1-1 after Ballotelli scored for them in the 75th minute. What a way to get relegated.
wew, 40 offers.
>>67278491
>>67278533
the tactic is good when you're fighting relegation, you get a lot of cheesy 1-0 wins. It's not very good when you play a good team because you don't score enough. that's why I was asking for another possession tactic.
>>67278543
>redu
Redo.
He's 36 but its tempting just to have him for the first time ever in FM..
>>67278663
What do you thin was going to happen? They scored from their first 2 shots, not shots on target, first two shots towards the goal.
Also, am I missing something or is there a reason as to why this guy is so shit?
>>67278752
He's a subhuman manlet
post why you play the game lads
>>67278752
I paid 7 million for him and in 25 apps he got 1 goal and 2 assists. I said okay, surely he'll do better in the Championship
>does worse.
>>67278758
He's a winger, surely height is not much of an issue there.
>>67278752
>is there a reason as to why this guy is so shit?
he's a wingshit
>>67278758
>subhuman
Are you an ethnic German or a Mehdi?
>>67278759
to cuck sugar daddy teams
>>67278752
it's your tictacs
>>67278768
I'm a southeastern German ethnically
>>67278768
>he's a wingshit
So is this guy, and look at him.
>>67278782
Its only him that's constantly shitting the bed this badly.
>tfw the club you leave manages to stay good with AI manager
well i never
>>67278737
>That start to the season
You've got to clinch automatic promotion, otherwise you're in dangerous Leeds territory
I can't tell if its my assman or the journalist who actually asked that who is more retarded.
>>67278826
Its what I'm aiming for. I'm not too worried though. I always start seasons badly.
Also, the board only expect the playoffs weirdly enough. That crash fucked me over though, even had to have a team meeting.
>>67278840
What even is that crash? Are you a piratefag?
>>67278850
>piratefag
rude
>tfw playing football while watching football
http://serbiaplus.club/skysports1.html
Fun game on right meow
>down 3-0 at half
>bring it back to even at 85 minutes
>concede a 90 minute goal to lose
I'd be less mad if we just lost 5-0 or something
>>67278850
No idea, it happens very rarely though. Usually its just a normal freeze when I tab out.
I chose not to answer the second question due to feeling insulted that you would even insinuate such things.
>>67278870
nice
>>67278895
Only problem is that the audio is like a minute out of sync
>>67278894
aka 'yes'
also try windowed my man
>>67278870
oh shit they scored
What if PSV manages to win 8-0 and Ajax only 1-0.
Would there be a major butthurt?
>>67278908
Walsall are chasing automatic promotion while Fleetwood are trying to avoid relegation. A win for Fleetwood would also guarantee relegation for their neighbours Blackpool. As a lower league player myself (amateur) I fking love these games.
>>67278917
>50th goal
is this in the league only? also what position do you play? are you good?
>tfw could have had the axis of Irish but this little cunt chose to represent England
>>67278916
no one cares about our babby division m8, no one.
>>67278916
It would be extremely painful.
>>67278921
>is this in the league only?
I believe so yes, and it was his total, not this season's tally. He's on 19 this season.
>also what position do you play?
Deep lying midfield player. I lay up crosses to the pacebabby wingers and am the designated free kick taker
>are you good?
No. I am inconsistent as fuck. Sometimes I put in 10/10 crosses or score a 10/10 free kick goal, sometimes I set up an opposition goal.........
Also, Walsall can't reach automatic promotion, but they will want to clinch that third place for the best play-off position.
>>67278936
also board wants to expand this stadium which isn't even ours.
>>67278945
Is your board Italian by any chance..?
>>67278948
They aren't italian, but they are poor as fuck. We are 2 leagues above Wellingborough Town, yet our board likes to stay in their stadium instead of building one for ourselves. How much would a 2500 cap stadium cost?
Am I meme enough
>>67278953
>How much would a 2500 cap stadium cost?
IDK, Broadhurst Park cost FC United £6.5m, that seats 4400. Swedish up-and-coming team Falkenberg are building a new arena that will seat 5500, which will cost £5.5m (pic related). Looks comfy as fuck.
>>67278980
Other end
seems like that fleetwood match is over
>>67278980
>>67278987
>Swedish flags
That's worryingly nationalistic. Cumpfy stadium though.
>>67278990
>Half time team talk from Fleetwood
>Aggressive -> Where is your passion lads
>>67278980
AFCR&D used to have a pretty comfy stadium
>>67278997
>seems down and pressurised
Surely a guaranteed three points
>>67279061
>they are the favorites
Excited for the match tonight, Nige. Derby will win it to be fair
Reminder that the true champions Spurs can still win the title.
>>67279068
Check again
>>67279080
i disagree
>>67279129
Do not feed the autismo
>>67279129
How so?
Leicester will just have to lose which is very possible.
The odds are like 1/4 for Leicester to lose both games.
>>67279090
>Tasmania Berlin 1-6 (fav)
>>67279149
oh i am a retarded
>>67279141
>Leicester will just have to lose which is very possible.
they'd have to lose more than once
>>67279163
And?
Spurs are the real champions and have performed the best of all teams
>>67278980
>>67278987
In this part of the EU, it would cost at least twice as much. Corrupt Slavs and Italians baka
>>67279165
>Spurs are the real champions
Aren't they second placed?
>>67279165
yes i also agree than Spurs are the moral champions.
today at 22.00 (gmt+2) they will lose the title though
How mentally ill do you have to be to consistently shitpost like the dutch ronaldofag?
>>67279186
Anyone named Abdul is doomed from the outset
>>67279186
Not?
What is wrong with voicing my opinion about sportsmen on a sports board?
Weren't you the man talking about cocks?
>>67279199
That's not me.
>>67279209
>Weren't you the man talking about cocks?
No, that's everyone who is triggered as soon as they see a Swedish flag and a not-insanely-xenophobic comment on this site.
I knew it would happen
http://serbiaplus.info/wlive02.html
2nd half has begun
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
I feel like I didn't quite deserve to lose like this.
>tfw the board warned me they wanted to see improved results and this might get me fired
Will we go up ladS?
>>67279270
oh fuck off
Welcome my autistic child
wew, what a goal
>>67279277
goodnit sweet princ
>>67279376
>Remove instruction: Get Stuck In
>>67279273
It's pretty simple lad - >you just have to beat Derby and Middlesbrough :^)
>>67279390
I don't have it set rather I have stay on feet.
>>67279390
He is still stuck in.
To the relegation zone.
>>67279409
>>67279394
Not anymore, all we need to do is beat boro.
Today is a free game that means nothing :^)
>Teenage Hannover striker Niklas Feierabend has died in a car crash.
>The 19-year-old, given his first professional contract in February by the Bundesliga club, was a back-seat passenger in a car that crashed into a tree early on Sunday, police said
ripip
>four goals in four minutes
B R A V O M I L E S
Time for some comfy as fuck snooker and trb
>they want me to hire a DoF even though I've made them champions twice in a row and my transfers are my main strong point.
where is the "Build new stadium" option
KYS
Y
S
>>67279409
>>67279433
>
comfortably mid table
>>67279504
rip in peace
>>67279556
Mid table doesn't bring promotion desu senpai
tfw possible in the Jupiler League to be ranked very last but still manage to promote to eredivisie.
>>67279566
>Hannover striker Niklas Feierabend has died in a car crash
>Malanda has moved to Hannover in your save
>Malanda died in a car crash
Reminder that FM is sentient
>>67279640
>>Hannover striker Niklas Feierabend has died in a car crash
Guess it wasn't a fierebender
>>67279463
>not just beating the eternal chokers and getting yourself in a position where a point vs Boro is enough
That's why >you will end up 3rd and choke the playoffs
>>67279504
Someone post his FM profile
>>67279697
>>67279709
Oh I 100% agree that >we are going to fail to go up in the top two then choke the play offs
>>67279390
NEVER
>regen is called up for the first time
>scored 4 goals in 1 match
>is hailed as King
feels good man
If there was neutral drug testing then surely Leicester wouldn't have been #1
Neither would they be #1 without all the refballs.
Boggles my mind to see how others don't mind corruption when it's the underdog
>>67279780
>... against Liechtenstein.
I was almost going to be impressed
Brighton v Derby starting now
Comfy footy manager and footy watching followed by footy practice later tonight, 10/10 Monday
>>67279796
Everyone is doping so I don't care. Their roided up guys beat everyone else's roided up guys.
>>67279780
>against Liechtenstein
Even our shitty NT is better than them.
>>67279780
>Chile sensation
Found out I'm working next Saturday, so will not find out if we are promoted or not until after my shift. I may kill myself
Anyone got any recommendation for facepacks/skins etc. to download before I start FM16?
>>67279835
Please do not reply to the dutchfag with contrarian opinions and terrible bait.
We're making an effort to ignore him in the hopes he will fuck off forever.
>>67279835
>everyone is
Not really.
>>67279867
Explain why you disagree?
>>67279867
Oh shit I see him now, sorry.
>>67279835
>responding to this obvious bait
>>67279802
>>67279843
i did'nt realise that it was Lichtenstein
>>67279866
avanja skin, cutout face pack
Why would I post so much and be joking?
You don't think I'd be bored of it by now?
I simply speak my mind, this is what I think this is what I know.
Throwing caution to the wind. I've never tried wingbacks. How retarded is this?
>>67279957
Very
Damn this is tight
promising start
Has anyone tried recreating Bielsa's/Sampaoli's Chile tactics?
I tried one last night and everything went ok at the beginning but then I entered a 10 game streak of not winning Before scraping some results together
>>67279992
what is the fun in this save?
>>67279992
Post your tic tacs m8.
>>67279981
Well I trashed bottom of the table Leicester. So, in good faith, I can say its not retarded at all.
>>67280035
>GD 1
>>67280055
I know. Conceding a bunch of borderline retarded goals. At first I though I was just having bad luck, and maybe I did, but then I decided to scrap my tic-tacs and start anew.
You have no idea how many crosses from deep (literally midfield) I conceded from.
>>67280034
pitch size as small as possible, this only works well in 15, also my players are really strong
>>67280032
i dont enjoy playing fm 16, i just afk this on my second monitor since i dont want to start a new save, and i still enjoy this slightly
>>67280100
I was going to say, you can literally put a chicken on the bench and you would still easily be champions. It's almost like managing barca.
>>67280093
It seems to be working. Sure we didn't win, but we dominated the match but the forwards didn't have the best of days.
late goal for Aue incoming
>>67280189
its true lel, i have been unbeaten for 62 games now, 2 full seasons
i just like to pad out stats i guess, having a couple home grown regens also help
Holy shit we did it
Can someone explain how a center back got 17 assists in a season? And why this fucker is so OP?
RIP
(third round replay)
>>67280195
>getting relegated despite reloading
and that's rather poor form for a PL side
>>67280351
he probably play as right back
>>67280351
Check if he's being played as a right back.
>>67280465
I'm not a PL side, that's why I got relegated silly.
>>67280258
damn i jinxed it
>>67280351
does he take free kicks?
pls no sackings
>>67280546
ayy that succ
