Kennedy vs Walker
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Salvador Perez (R) C
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF
Mariners
1. Ketel Marte (S) SS
2. Seth Smith (L) LF
3. Robinson Cano (L) DH
4. Nelson Cruz (R) RF
5. Adam Lind (L) 1B
6. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
7. Chris Iannetta (R) C
8. Leonys Martin (L) CF
9. Luis Sardinas (S) 2B
R O Y A L S
pls score today
Go for the Sweep M's! Taijuan the Destroyer has been looking amazing so far.
Go Mariners
good morning lads
what a nice day for a game
sweep these scrubs taijuaker
Royals score double digits today
>GOAT weather
>Mariners game
>May Day riots afterwards
today is a good day
>>67265147
Double digit Ks you mean
>>67265209
>May Day riots afterwards
so fucking dumb
>>67265209
Why are people protesting May Day?
Go M's!
digging the seattle jerseys today
>>67265313
It's Seattle. You don't need a reason to protest.
Send Lorenzo down to AAA. He has forgotten how to hit
Nice first inning Taijaun
>>67265313
It's a Seattle thing
we have a large contingent of /b/tards that riot every year on may day and break shit downtown.
it's entertaining tv.
>>67265344
But I know they are doing it in Los Angeles too
>>67265409
its a bunch of edgy faggots that need to be killed
>>67265409
It's IWW day, it's celebrated around the world, dummy
BOOG BOOG BOOG
SEFF "THE PROFESSIONAL" SMIFF
>>67265529
thanks reddit
>>67265337
Sunday alternates are based as fuck
Royals
Suck
Less
>>67265779
Than
...SIKE
Holy shit that horrible called strike. Faggot ump better give Tai that same spot.
but really
eat shit hosmeme
@MiLBMariners
James Paxton is through 5IP, 5H, 1R, 4K, 71-49. Rainiers up 2-1.
@MiLBMariners
Mike Zunino blasts a solo HR. 8th on the year. Rainiers up 3-1 in the 6th.
finally
fugg
congrats on your run finally
>26 innings
kek
ROYALS WIN
Let's go M's! Stay sharp out there.
The mariners are so fucking boring holy shit
>>67266318
more like boreball amirite
Please play DHL more. I'm so sick of Lind.
I just finished showering guys. what have I missed?
>>67266375
Why are you showering guys?
remember when we all hated trumbo that one time
crap
Alex Gordon is the best left fielder in baseball
>>67266434
Cespedes
>>67266456
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67266489
Nice offensive stats on Gordon rofl
>>67266398
to feel in charge
>>67266519
I said left fielder not hitter
>>67266434
>85 wRC+
>>67266559
Are you unirinically using statistics from a 20 game sample?
i really hate Right Fielder Nelson Cruz
If moose bunts I will scream
>>67266630
get ready to reee
>>67266422
Trumbo was the precursor to Lind
The mariners have already lost
>56 pitches through 2 1/3
RIP Walker
walker pls
Wade took Taijuan's energy
That fucker
>>67266742
no they haven't
kendrys FAT FUCK morales
>>67266788
It's over. Just go riot with your friends
>>67266865
only edgelords riot
>>67266865
Go eat 10 pounds of red meat you fat fuck
>>67266894
i love when riots make liberals clutch their pearls
seff PLS
>>67266865
maybe I'll go in the 9th when the game is over
seff pls
so its going to be one of those games, huh
>>67267075
I'm afraid so. Have the m's gotten a sweep yet?
>>67267117
A's, home opening series
>>67267134
i think you're remembering that wrong, anon
>>67267134
okay. I wasn't able to watch the first few games
>>67267149
how so?
>>67267227
The M's got swept
>>67267255
my bad, I read his question wrong
>>67267287
its all good anonymous
Base hit from cano to get something started
cant get a fucking hit
At this point it's going to take a ridiculous month of production from Lind for me not to hate him.
not looking good
hey guys
umps sleepin out there, that was a strike
what the fuck Marte
terrible pass
dammit marte
at least Walker isnt giving up dongs
>>67267681
is she ded?
>>67267768
good point
>>67267681
i want to cum on her
>>67267772
it looks like she's inspecting the carpet
>>67267772
no just sleepy
>>67267796
pls no she is pure
Somebody broke the faucet again
>needing bloops and errors to get runs
smhtbhfam
(pls score runs memeiners)
If Griffey had been healthy his career, what would have happened?
how do i know if i'm balding guys
>>67267912
He probably would've went into the HoF as a Red.
>>67267912
GOAT
O
A
T
>>67267922
I assume the first signs would be thinning hair and finding a couple of strands on your pillow every morning
>>67267912
A lot more HGH
5IP 7H 3R 2ER 4K 96/62
:/
>>67268073
just cant get anything going
>>67268073
still only 3 walks given up this year
>The Zychtuation
Put him in the setup role already
will the mariners ever recover?
>>67268228
from winning the series? yeah i think we are good
>>67268254
>we
SMIFF with the effort
>The Sethattle Smithiners
I hate when we play Oakland but i'm pretty sure we can take the series from them too
SEFF
well smith is doing his job
>>67268306
yeah US10s
>>67268306
who are you quoting
Goldy with some deep BBRef searcg for that Cano stat
Good inning so far...
>>67268422
my favorite website of all time (non-porn)
LETS FUCKING GO \O/
small ball pls
mariners are making things happen
>>67268442
what your favorite website of all time (porn)?
>>67268463
who /spankbang/ here
If Lind doesn't get at least Smiff in I'm going to reee so fucking hard
LETS FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pocket Lind grand slam?
the comeback begins
guys my mom brought home groceries finally i can eat
OH SHIT IS DAE HO LEE
DAE HOOOOOOOOOOOO
HO LEE SHIT
hit it deep seags
I swear to god they are gonna K three times in a row.
pls at least 1 fucking run
fuck this ump
fuck all umps
robots when
Make some contact for fucks sake. It looks like bases loaded will be wasted
ROBOT UMPS WHEN
dont do this to me m's
Welp.
At least we got a run.
my nigga dyson with another assist
at least someone scored
Thanks for the run...but what the hell Cano?
why u do dis
could have been worse
fuck
at least we got something out of that
>>67268856
post more emma pls
>>67268849
Acta sent him
Fucking stupid ass 3rd base coach sending cano on a line drive base hit
Fucking. Idiot.
FIRE ACTA.
FIRE STANTON.
JOEL"TAKE AN HOUR BETWEEN PITCHES" PERALTA
FUCK ME
@LookoutLanding
Fine with that send, even with a low percentage chance of scoring. Leonys Martin wasn't going to touch Duffy. Make Dyson make the throw.
got a point
>>67268887
acta trying to force two, for why?
Peralta takes 30.6 seconds between pitches, 3rd slowest among relievers
dp pls
even though mariners have been pretty good they still make small run deficits look insurmountable
>>67269017
I wonder if there is a provable stat between pitch time and errors
>>67268983
I guess he liked his odds
>>67269186
What do you mean by errors? fielding errors?
>>67269255
Yeah. If there's a way to prove if it's true that defense suffers the slower a pitcher works. Decline in DRS or UZR as time between pitches increases.
>god bless america again
such a meme song
get back to the game
>>67269177
Deep down inside they are still the MEMEiners
emma to sing when?
>>67269356
tomorrow
>>67269356
emma is cute
CUTE!!!!!!!
>>67269315
nah that sounds absurd. sort by slowest on "pace"
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=sta&lg=all&qual=0&type=15&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=11,d
>>67269369
brb buying ticket
Martin is just not a good enough hitter
Let em go
>>67269435
should we kill him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZLldX8rwZQ
This is now an emma thread
inb4 soria chokes again
>>67269464
no, then we wont be able to trade him for parts if it doesn't pan out
>>67269356
Who is this
semen demon?
sperm worm?
boner toner?
spunk monk?
cock dock?
erection ejection?
dick tick?
cum plum?
seed steed?
prick chick?
cock stock?
seminal sentinel?
phallus chalice?
>>67269493
so beautiful ;_;
>>67269513
true
>>67269530
>mfw he doesnt know emma
>>67269530
a girl pb loves to follow
what?
LMAO
u wot
COME ON CANO PLS
HABBENING
JUST DO IT
crap
wew
jfmsu senpai
damn it cano
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Would you Jen Mueller
>>67269715
yes
>>67269693
I've come to talk with you again
>>67269715
I'd rather Angie Mentink
>>67269715
no but I would hos
>>67269715
She a goblin, Angie's thiccc though
skybox shot
down by 3 again...
>>67269746
The bright side is they didn't get shut out
>>67269737
Angie used to chew in college
ruins her image for me
ah well lads. we'll win the eries against Oakland. Texas lost today and it's beautiful out :3
>>67269761
always look on the bright side of things
>>67269765
o
ew
M's can't catch a break today
>>67269987
still have one more inning though
>>67269987
>>67270026
>implying
>>67270060
It can happen
>>67270077
You have a better chance of getting laid before the end of the inning
>>67270085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8
got em
ACTIVATE IT
m's need a rally guys
\0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/
>>67270251
\O/
KEK
>nips
that bunt was terrible
kek Aoki
i want off this ride
believe!
gg memeiners
gg meminers
gg Seattle
gg kc
why cant we get a fucking sweep
disappointing ending
gg kcbros
>implying the reporter can escape the Salvy Splash
