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>all these mad yanks who don't understand the concept
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>all these mad yanks who don't understand the concept of a draw
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No, we understand the concept of it just fine. We just think its fruity as fuck. Wish the NFL would get rid of it. College ball did.
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>draw
>acceptable
fucking top kek
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>>67258469
But the NFL is based upon how many games you win. Whereas there is a points system in football. I understand you wanting to get rid of it in the NFL
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>not liking a sudden death system where players will actually try for the last few minutes and try to score leading to an exciting game.
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>>67257235
Is that Jim from the office? Why do you brits love our shows so much?

Also ties are great for youth sports, where nobody gives a fuck who wins. Parents can get in and out without the overtime
>"but anon, there is overtime in youth sports too"
>"I guess you're right, youth sports in america are better than soccer"
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>>67257235
Nigga NHL had them and it was awful. we know what it is
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>both teams losing
you soccer fags are some of the pussiest people around
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>ameripoints
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>>67258725
>7-1
>hues don't like winning
Makes sense
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>not wanting a clearly defined winner and loser
>Aggregate scoring

this is why you're all a bunch of lady-boy pussies and you let muslims take over your continent.
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>>67258725
>coming from a country where some of it's fans riot and kill.
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>>67258762
>two teams cannot be so evenly matched that a tie is a fair result
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Soccer gets it right. Also the NFL, it happens so infrequently because its basically a loss for both sides so the incentive is to win. The NHL is fucked up with the loser point (only 2 points for W), it makes the regular season a drag with teams not trying to win
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>>67258811

>yurop mentality

losers.
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>>67257235
>chess has regular draws
>boxing has regular draws
>football has regular draws
>fategg, pointsjump and mangrab do not

>3 of the above are shit

Coincidence? I think not
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>>67258736
>literally the greatest winner of the greatest sport
>don't like winning

>>67258779
>some monkeys do some stupid shit in a literal where bumfuck amateur game
>it represents your whole country
I love this meme
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>>67258762
>not being mature enough to deal with the concept of a draw
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>>67258961
>this beta to accept a draw
keep your draw, m8
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>>67258961
Well tipped good sir
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>>67258936
> chess is a sport and more entertaining than basketball and football
Pussy statement, not surprisingly made by a pussy
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>>67258961
The brits are really reaching to defend their shit sport
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>>67258936
mangrab is rugby? it does have draws
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Honestly, I would be okay if the game had continuing ET periods until someone scored. It would give teams incentive not to go into it because the players would be fatigued and injuries can happen.

I'm not too bothered by draws, though. Anyone who is is autistic.
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>2 teams evenly matched

SUDDEN DEATH MULTI BALL BRO BUDWEISER LIGHT
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>>67259102
That can only work in American "sports" because "athletes" run 350 metres per match, in football you end up destroyed after playing 120 minutes
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>>67258839
>>67259102
>>67259131
t. nu males
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Points and win-percentage systems have their own types of drama. It's nice in a binary world, though, to have distinct winners and losers.

>>67258936
>chess has regular draws
Not a sport >>>/tg/

>boxing has regular draws
Ties are rare thanks to the 10-9 scoring system. And even in some scenarios, a winner must be declared in the event of a tie: http://www.abae.co.uk/aba/index.cfm/news/aiba-rules-the-scoring-system/

>football has regular draws
They happen regularly, mostly because it's difficult to score.

>fategg, pointsjump and mangrab do not
It's easier to score in these games, thus the chance for a tie is considerably low. And as for American football and basketball (I don't know what "mangrab" is), different scoring opportunities yield different point allotments, thus further diminishing the chance for a tie.
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>>67259144
>t.Jamal deADD
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>>67259140
>destroyed
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>>67259101
Yes but not regular

>>67259036
Thicko detected
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>>67257235
>sports that have a realistic chance of drawing
>good sports
Pick one.
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>>67259190
>muh high scores
>muh big cars
>muh fat burgers
Americans have a massive inferiority complex and an obvious small-dick-compensation issue
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>>67259102
>I would be okay if the game had continuing ET periods until someone scored
Maybe you should give fifa a call? Theyd change things. Seeing as its you.
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>>67259213
>memes
you sure should him
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College football has goat OT. A game can literally go on for eternity thus there is no chance of a draw. There is a clear winner and loser. I think the record is like 7 OT periods in which the game went on til like 3 am.
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>>67259213
And Argentina could disappear off the face of the earth tomorrow and nothing would change.
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>>67259226
Which memes? It's an objective fact
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>we dun care
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>>67259235
Since we are talking about sports; yes, it would change. Football is the most popular sport in the world and the best players are argies
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>>67259213
>bringing penis size into this thread out of nowhere

projection and insecurity. Sorry about your little pee pee.
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>handegg literally has "ties"

>hurr durr why do accept ties in your sport?

>amerispergs
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>people literally get beheaded and stadiums collapse at soccer matches
Nice '''''''''first world'''''''' sport you have there yurospics
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>>67259245
>He saves pictures about dick sizes.
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>>67259263
lmao nobody would care
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>>67258682
>this entire post
Jesus Christ you're stupid

>>67258534
Even with a league that has a table here, the NHL, there's no ties. It's 3 for a win and 1 for a loss in OT
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>>67258682
>Is that Jim from the office? Why do you brits love our shows so much?

Trying to hard m8. Subtle subtle
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>>67259300
Stadistics are a part of my studies
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>>67258682
>Also ties are great for youth sports, where nobody gives a fuck who wins. Parents can get in and out without the overtime
I'm fine with ties but this is one of the reasons soccer is shit in America. At really early ages kids aren't taught shit and aren't competitive at all. Participation trophies are retarded.
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>>67258682
>Is that Jim from the office?
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>>67259263
Nah the world would go on just fine
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>>67259369
Studies of penises?
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>>67259245
>calls Americans insecure
>brings up dick size in an argument

loling at your life brah
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>the game is 90 minutes long
>but they're playing past that and they have the lead?
>no no the game is 90 minutes long plus a subjective amount of time added on by the referee! Stupid Americans!
I left Europe right then and there
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>>67259213
>Argentina
>Countries that matter
Pick one.
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>>67259175
Haha ok yes I'm fat because I...don't want to watch chess? That makes sense to you?
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>>67259606
I said you are thick not fat
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>>67259576
+75% people in the world could name more argies than americans and our population is 8 times smaller than yours
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>A tie is a good thing! Everyone's a winner!
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>>67259369
Penis statistician is an underrated field and I think you'd love it you cock sucking weaboo
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Both World Wars would have ended in a "draw" if we didn't show up.
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>>67259664
>all these "talented" players and the "greatest" player in the world
>haven't won a world Cup in 40 years
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>>67259281
We have ties AFTER an extra 15 minutes of play. In these 15 minutes, the first team to score wins, sop a tie is extremely unlikely. And there are no ties in games that matter like the playoffs. I guess soccer doesn't have any games that matter...
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>>67259786
wow, we haven't won one of the last 10 cometitions! we are so bad1!!!!

we are only 2nd from 250 national teams, we totally suck!!
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>>67259786
At the end of the day the average earthling knows Obama but couldn't name their leader. Proves how relevant we are.
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>>67259811
>We have ties
Exactly my point.
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>>67259378
Any trophy received before junior high is stupid and pointless
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>>67259657
I'll play chess, but watching it is like watching baseball. I'd only go for the beer
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It's not the draws so much as it is the boring nature of the game.
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>>67259851
That happen like once every other year dude
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>>67259369
People don't go around saving statistical analysis at random. So you study penis. Are you studying to become a penis inspector?
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>>67259823
>had the easiest path to the finals
>still boring and eventful
>thinking anyone remembers who "won" 2nd place besides Argies.

Sorry chimichurri slurper but you guys aren't relevant.
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>>67259851
Touche, but
> no basketball or football game has ever ended 0-0
America wins again
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>>67259822
The only player I can remember from the last tie football game I saw. Him against the bungles
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I don't understand if Americans are trolling, trying to be funny, or what else
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>>67260080
The Brits are trying to save face by making it seem like Americans don't understand what a tie is...It's a pretty typical /sp/ thread
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>>67260080
They are unironically stupid
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>>67260023

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game_scores_find.cgi?pts_win=0&pts_lose=0

B T F O
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>>67260080
Why can't you accept that not everyone likes your sport?
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So glad hockey got rid of the "tie" meme, you either won or you lost, none of this we're all winners! gay shit.
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>>67260199
Agree
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>>67259976
>>thinking anyone remembers who "won" 2nd place besides Argies.
M8 its a fucking world cup. The average joe would know all the semifinalists back to 1958
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>>67260176
Btfo if we lived in the 40s...
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>goals were scored in the 8th and 17th minute
>literally 75 minutes afterwards of nothing

oh you fucking yuros
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Americans, both in sport and war, are unfirmilliar with the concept of a tie.

One side will ALWAYS be the loser and the other will always benefit (resources or win-percentage-wise) at the end of every skirmish.

And before you cocksuckers bring up Vietnam remember that without American intervention in WW2, europe and asia would be catastrophically worse than it was at the time.
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>>67260267
>implying the USA was relevant in WW2
Nice propaganda m8 but the Russians won the war by themselves
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>2016
>Yurosemens still butthurt that they've never beaten America in a war
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>>67259699
>Everyone's a winner!
>neither team wins
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>>67260266
Fucking this. That slip that happened like 10 years ago with man u and Chelsea that was so huge, that shit happened before the first half was over and they couldn't recover from it. Pathetic
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my countrymen embarrass me.
this is not a new or rare feeling.
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>>67260401
You have to go back
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>>67260401
you're a little bitch
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>>67260401
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>the winner of the league should be decided by who does best in a tournament
>not by who the most consistent is against every team in the league
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>>67260300
>taking I'm Nazis after the war.
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>>67260401
Let me guess, Peyton Manning fan?
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>>67260257
>no football game has ever ended 0-0
>post 73 examples

Full damage control
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>playing in a competition to decide a winner
>there is no winner

>3 hour game
>no goals

Away goals scored is a pretty fucking horrendous way of deciding a crucial 2 game series..
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>>67260475
eh?
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>>67260511
You guys took in a bunch of Nazis after the war.

http://latinamericanhistory.about.com/od/thehistoryofargentina/a/Why-Did-Argentina-Accept-Nazi-War-Criminals-After-World-War-Two.htm
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>>67260557
That is false, we took lot of Jews after/during WW2

Nazis went to Brazil and Paraguay
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Why won't a team just create a circle around one player who has the ball and guide him down the field? The opposing team would never be able to break the barrier of players without fouling. You could get an on goal chance every time you get the ball.
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>ending a sporting event without a winner

get fucked soccer
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>>67260580
Because the players at the front of the circle would be offside, as soon as they passed the last defender.
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>>67259840

>look at this fact I just pulled out of my butt: the post
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>play a game to determine a winner
>game ends
>you don't have a winner

This semen-slurping """sport""" isn't for me
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>>67260574
>Being this deep in denial.
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>>67260615
The circle would break open at the front as soon as said players reached the line. If they played a really high line then your striker (or whoever has the ball) would be so close to the goal, it wouldn't matter.
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>>67260675
There are more nazis in the USA than here, the very Hitler family moved to the USA after the war
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>>67260440
and you're what? canadian? lol

>>67260445
could not be less accurate if you tried but proving that would be problematic so keep believing it, asshole.

>>67260481
yes, i am a Peyton Manning fan.
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>>67260704
what about the kinda Hitler family?
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>spuds and chelsea "tie"
>this means leicester win the title

amerispergs will literally shit themselves in rage
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>>67260676
Have them go 7 on 7 for a period. All I'm saying.

After that, then sure, a draw.
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>>67260747
We dont give a shit what happens in your little baby league

Children use feet, men use their arms
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>>67260747
Nah we won't rage just laugh that we were right.
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>>67260485
> all the football games from 1920-present
> only 73 0-0 games, last one was in 1943
> all the soccer games from 1920-1940 alone
> 1000 0-0 games. It's a made up number but Fuck you
Good win brit
And by that I mean it's 0-0 but you advance on technicalities
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>>67260747
>mad
at what?

overseas kicksphere between british teams?
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>>67260676
I'm pretty sure it's still obstruction.
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>>67260773
>Baby league

most watched sports league on the planet son
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>>67260798
>>67260773
>>67260809
unreal mad
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>>67260773
>Children use feet, men use their arms

This attitude explains a lot
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>>67260809
>british teams?
One is owned by Americans and the other by Thais. Plus most players are foreigner lmao
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>>67260833
>mad card
u blew it
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>>67260704
>being related to Hitler makes you a national-socialist

This way of thinking reminds me of Sippenhaft. You sure you're neither a nazi nor a zionist? Cause you sound like one, comrade.
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>>67260852
That really doent make it better, nig
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>>67260817
The Red Sox literally own Liverpool, m8.

Push comes to shove, John Henry is going to cut bait with your baby league.
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>>67260863
y-you got me
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>>67260907
THIS

Americans buy soccer teams just to be funny, or if they are bored

We look at soccer as a childs game... and thats exactly what it is
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>>67260806
>getting btfo
>claiming a draw

This isnt vietnam m8
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>>67260907
and everyone would be happier

people burn american flags because they oppose american ownership
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>>67260924
We treat rounders, netball and hockey much the same over here, yet over there they're top 4 sports
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>>67259364
>to hard
>to
Not trying hard enough m8, grammar grammar.
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>>67258644
fuck off you tried that shit in MLS and everybody hated it
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>>67260945
so americans cuck european soccer fans? lol
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>>67259245
Doesn't this prove Argentina isn't white
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>>67261003
americans cuck themselves when they pay black men to fuck their wives
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This thread just proves most amerilards are overgrown children who need to be entertained and have there own way all the time like babies
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>>67260907
So long and thanks for all the cash
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>>67261076
Im just hoping you were typing toward mecca when you posted this
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>>67259823
>brags about coming in second
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>>67261100
Learn to use there/their/they're, ya mammoth fucking idiot
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>>67261076
Oh okay so you have nothing more to argue with, good to know.

>>67261100
or it proves that you guys cant handle banter.

Soccer is gay
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>>67261076
>
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>>67260945
>people burn american flags

No, scouse scum did that.

Then got sold to some more Americans, kek.
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>>67261145
>Soccer is gay

Great banter lad
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>>67261208
Thank. Nice to have a brit that isnt booty blasted by the vicious bantz
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>>67259245
This graph is wrong.

Are you this insecure?
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>>67261301
Yeah Colombia has a way bigger cock size, i should know. I went there
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>>67257235

I think they understand it, at least on this board; however, draws kinda go against the competitive nature of any sport.
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See what you don't get is the patented 3 prong American attack.

a) The Top Bantz!

b)The Ironical Stupid Troll

c)The Real Deal Holyfield Dumbass
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>>67261398
this, we understand ties but it literally defeats the entire purpose of a sports competition
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>>67261415
Each are equally effective.

You're too easy, give me Australia any day.
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>>67261415
Yup, leave to yuropoors to get btfo while the aussieniggers would at least caught wiff of this
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You watch a sport where it's okay for no one to win.

You watch a sport where you can lose to #1 and #2 but beat #3-#18 and be crowned "league champion"

You watch a score where a team can advance winning 2-2
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>>67261669
You forgot to mention that the world Cup is the only tournament that matters, and that this British match will be the high point for them in "their" sport.
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>>67261669
You watch sports that literally nobody else cares about.
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>>67261800
Thrid worlders arent people, so that is ok
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>>67261669
>>67261829

Truth
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>>67261829
but your country is full of them
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>>67257235
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>>67261784
>world Cup is the only tournament that matters

Casual
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>>67261784
The world cup is corrupt as fuck, americans literally do not watch games other than when team USA is playing
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>>67261669
You watch a sport where you can avoid all the good teams and fluke a final to be crowned "superbowl champions"
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>>67261866
Kek
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>>67261890
nobody cares what americans watch
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>>67261415
>a) The Top Bantz!
0.1%
>b)The Ironical Stupid Troll
1.9%
>c)The Real Deal Holyfield Dumbass
98%
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>>67261913
Of course they do, look at the entire world

you all copy our fashion movies and music. It's been like that for 30 years or so now
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>>67261866
>Are you a real nigga?
>What do you think?
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>>67261988
yeah, i see everyone wearing cargo trousers and sandals everywhere

cunt
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>>67258936
>boxing has regular draws

Not really. Especially compared to the frequency of soccer.
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>>67262026
cargo? You mean jeans?

Or are you thinking of LA
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>>67262092
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>>67261862
You should know
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>>67260992
>taking that bait

I bet now hes gonna say hes reverse trolling
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>>67262195
>jewish

Of course he was
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>>67262026
So, you still think it's 1998 in America?
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>>67261906
No, WORLD champions.
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Soccer is a children's game
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>>67259664
>Trying this hard
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>>67259664
That was a really dumb post, dude. Even if there are 500 household names from Argentina, that still doesn't even come remotely CLOSE to how many worldwide celebrities come from the USA. You guys follow our politics, our sports, our music, our movies, our television, fads, etc.
We are literally the #1 cultural force in the world today. Even China copies literally everything we do, then slaps a little sino-sauce on it and calls it theirs. Don't be a goofball, brown boy.
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>>67260580
>>67260676
Someone post that cartoon webm, you know the one I'm talking about.
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