>City
Hart, Zabaleta, Otamendi, Mangala, Kolarov, Delph, Fernandinho, Nasri, Sterling, Iheanacho, Bony
Caballero, Sagna, Clichy, Demichelis, Fernando, Navas, Aguero
enjoy europa league manure
>>67257029
Prepare for some serious hoofball.
>Move kick off to 4:30 to show Leicester celebrating the title
>Don't
literally no one cares
>Argentina is the main nationality in an English club
wew lad
who m/a/n city here?
imagine spending £150m in one summer on an already stacked squad and finishing below arsenal, spurs and leicester
>>67257014
Fernandinho, Sterling and Otamendi injury pls
>>67257500
>below arsenal
Won't happen.
Hell, we can still finish above Spurs.
>>67257531
lol okay good luck with that
>we
>>67257562
Nothing to do with luck senpai
How fucked are we?
>>67257461
fuck the fa
>>67257500
manure??
>>67257639
Its ogre. You slipped up.
Who gives a shit
>>67257531
>we
which post-2007 year did you start supporting man shitty, you greasy student spaz?
CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE
>>67257693
That manlet will never score
>>67257681
>greasy student spaz
I'm old enough to be your mum's husband, you little shit.
who /arse/ here? can almost taste that third place trophy
another second team
man city literally just a team full of niggers lol
hattrick
funny how mongs like mane do nothing all season but when they play a good team they suddenly spring to life
South Ampton to be BLACKED by Bony and Nacho
Why do these games end in a draw?
>>67257882
>Lads, it's Tottenham
lester might be champion with less points than the fourth positioned team in 2013-2014. Manchester City ended with more than 10 points more than what Leicester has now. That resumes how shit the big teams played this season
southampton are taking bids on 'player experiences' at the end of the season. what would you go for?
• A nice spaghetti meal with Victor Wanyama.
• Tenpin bowling with Jordy Clasie and Cuco Martina.
• A VIP cricket experience with Charlie Austin.
• Darts with Oriol Romeu, Juanmi and Paulo Gazzaniga.
• FIFA 16 with Virgil van Dijk and Ryan Bertrand.
• Go-karting with José Fonte and Cédric.
• A round of golf with Shane Long and Steven Davis.
• A haircut with Graziano Pellè and his barber.
• A kit man experience for a Premier League game.
• A game of table tennis with Sadio Mané.
• A spa day with Dušan Tadić and Florin Gardos.
• Three sets of tennis with Harrison Reed and Matt Targett.
• A sushi lunch with Maya Yoshida.
• A round of golf with James Ward-Prowse and Jay Rodriguez.
• A goalkeeping session with Kelvin Davis, Fraser Forster and Maarten Stekelenburg.
It's weird how everyone just kind of forgot about Southampton this season. They were the meme team of choice the last two years in a row
>le spiky hair black man
think im going to order a bbq chicken and bacon pizza
>>67257924
Because they started selling players and are now just seen as a cuck club
>>67257905
It like our league during the years when top clubs went to shit.
>that season when River was 13th and Boca was 16th in the league
I crey evrytiem
>>67257954
>bacon
When will this meme end?
whos the bigger nigger, Sterling or Mane
Good match lads, post your waifu
>>67258051
Mane sure.
>Sterling in the starting 11
Did they want to actually win this game or not?
>>67258052
southampton completely owning this match. likely to end 0-1.
Stairlol
remember when that team paid 5 x £10,000,000 for him
SIX FOOT SEVEN
YOU'RE JUST A SHIT FRASER FORSTER
C'mon soton.
that was coming
ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
3RD PLACE TROPHY HERE WE COME
CITEH A SHIT
gwan shane
PHONECALL INCOMING
SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG
lol man shitty are so, so bad
KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN
Otamendi is legitimately one of the worst defenders I have ever seen. And he was rated the best CB in La Liga? lol
Man, I can't wait for Otamendi to be gone next season.
i know alot of these citeh players aren't regular starters, but fuck, shouldn't such a monied club have a better, more cohesive unit to field than this?
Pellegrini doesn't give a single fuck.
>bony
>stershit
>otamendi
>mangala
200 MILLION POUNDS
>>67258268
yes >we should
IT'S ALLLLL OVER
2-0
>I don't rate Shane Long
The Irish Vardy.
RING RING RING RING RING
swansea
DAS IT MANE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
GET FUCKED YOU ARAB OIL CUNTS
>C I T E H
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
m-most dangerous lead...?
DAS IT MANE
>>67258272
>Making city lose top 4
>Cuck Pep in the Champions League Final
Based Pellegrini
>>67258281
>the african tribal village of manc
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT
A
S
I
T
>That saints fan
That heart
JUST
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE
>>67258317
But then Pep will still be in the CL next season.
>>67257241
KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN
KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN
KOEMAN
ARSENAL 4TH PLACE TROPHY IN SERIOUS JEOPARDY
southampton = new leicester
screencap this
TSU?
>>67258351
Southampton was a meme team before Leicester.
EUROPA LEAGUE NEXT SEASON, SHITTY
WE WUZ GOALSCORERS N SHEEEIT
MANE IT DAS
>>67258351
It's the other war around, m8.
TSU.
>The city of Manchester City
>>67258358
I don't get it
>davis
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>>67258390
way* fuck this shit.
>>67258398
Enjoy Europa league wanker
Will man shitty be the worst ever side to finish in the top 4 if they manage to do it?
Pep has a lot of work to do lmao
So much shite in the City squad it's unreal
>tottenham will play chelsea, southampton and an inform newcastle
>have to win all the matches
Meme magic has prevailed, not that there was ever any doubt.
>>67258365
>>67258394
>>67258410
>>67258418
Context please
do you think Pep is watching?
Can't wait for us to tear man shitty a new arsehole next weekend after they get thumped by Halal
>>67258448
*sigh* fucking newfags
shane long is one of the most mercurial players in the league. you can tell within minutes of kick-off whether or not he's going to be in the goals.
>>67258448
>being this new to a Cape Verdean furniture swapping forum
>>67258466
been here since 2008, called out the dutch bandwagoner for a while and have no idea he got doxxed. when did it happen?
>>67258466
>*sigh*
>>67258485
He posted a picture of himself.
>>67258485
>been here since 2008
>>67258482
>Cape Verdean furniture swapping forum
first one of these in a long time to make me giggle cheers m8
>>67258317
>City
>Bayern
>CL final
>>67258448
There's a shittalking cuckold by the name of Dutchcuck who disappears whenever City get shat on and claims he's on the phone
Holy shit Martina is actually good. Who would have thought.
You must defeat Shane Long to stand a chance!
>>67258448
>>67258485
he actually goes to games but
bigger supporter than the moyes trip that lives in suffolk and has never been to old trafford
>>67258421
I wanked on ur mums tits prick
>>67258429
Easily the weakest City squad for the last like 5 years. People often accuse Man United for spending their money poorly but Pellegrini's decisions this last season have been Mark Hughes tier.
>>67258550
kek, thanks brah.
>>67258532
no-one. his nickname at twente was 'venster lecker' (window licker) and coco the clown. i don't think anyone could believe southampton bought him when >we did.
he looked awful in his first few games to be fair, but has got to be the most improved player in the squad. his arsenal goal helped with that also.
>>67258562
He went to one City game in his entire life
To be fair that's one more than 90% of City fans
>>67258565
Didn't realise 14 year olds posted on /sp/
>>67258580
trip on
MOSHI MOSHI?
Your mum drives a fast car
>>67258582
26 mate
anyone else think the dutch city plastic is good looking?
no homo, i'm not even gay. I just think he's good looking, like for a dude
>>67258597
lmao grow up you fucking dunce
>>67258566
Agreed, they're still mostly relying on the ageing spine that won them the title in 2012. Now that Yaya and Silva's gone off the boil it's gone all pear shaped for City.
De Bruyne and Fernandinho are really the only good transfers they made in years, and they still cost a fortune.
Jesus Saints are murdering em here
>>67258604
Nice try, Dutch City plastic proxy.
>>67258604
faggot
>>67258604
>that american who constantly sucks the DSBs dick
IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO
why are we the only one playing on sunday la?
RING RING
the most dangerous
I WANT TO BE
A NACHO MAN
He is so good wtf
NO ERA GOL
>>67258651
what part of Manchester you from m8
>needing this kind of luck to score against soudhamten
>the most dangerous lead
fuck yeah Nacho!
lol Ian Nacho is twice as good as Sterlel and he cost basically nothing in comparison.
>>67258667
If he's so good why was he completely invisible during the Real Madrid game?
>>67258650
saw this thinking it was a shitpost. no sooner had i dismissed it that ian nacho scored a goal. typical saints.
BRAISE JESUS LORD GOD BRAISE HIM
>>67258563
mods
i think DCBW's phonecall is going to end soon lads..
>nobody wants to take the corner
post manc slags
dutch flag still M.I.A
webms?
da fuq ref
>Ending the half right when the corner is about to be taken
Cause for murder
>>67258750
based Dutchbro needs to rest for the Champions League
Lads????
>>67258773
why do you suck his dick so much?
>>67258785
u mad?
>>67258778
Why didn't you put your life savings on that
/halftimesmoke/
By how many goals will City lose to Real? If I was European I'd bet on 4-0 Madrid, at the minimum.
>>67258778
cash out n buy a freddo
>>67258814
Probably a comfortable 3-0, Madrid will want to get that easy game out of the way to focus on the league.
>>67258778
wait until the cash out is at least 3-4
>>67258814
>If I was European
What difference does that make?
>>67258837
Nothing, I'm an idiot.
>>67258834
Alright, you're the boss.
>>67258667
>does fuck all all half then scores a tap in header from five yards after the ball literally deflects to him
>omg why is he so good wtf xD?
why are ameriniggers so retarded?
>City lose this
>Arse snatch a cheeky win next week to keep the pressure of Wenger
>West Ham win out
>yfw da Hammers in da CL
if city don't at least draw this their top 4 place is in serious danger. United 4 pts behind with a game in hand and Arsenal coming to the etihad
>>67258778
which bookmaker is that?
>>67258871
Just need Real Madrid to batter them.
>>67258881
Bill Hill.
>>67258880
>Arsenal coming to the etihad
City will be out of the CL by then so they may actually play well.
>>67258862
>le taps ins are bad meme
>>67258612
Actually pretty smart mate so watch your tone
FUCK
U
C
K
>kolarov is a professional footballer
>hammers, foxes, yids and gunners representing England in Europe
Thank fuck City and Liverpool rescued the coefficient this season. None of those teams will get past the Ro16
>>67258612
>>67258904
>this is what /sp/ has come to
>>67258906
Arsenal will win the CL next year
>>67258906
Pep might do something with City, Spuds is a well organized and defensively strong side so they can be decent in Europe; Lester and Arse though, embarrassing.
>>67258934
I come here to discuss football in depth pal, come on u Saints!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I was about to eat during half time and they fucked up my order.
It was supposed to be a sriracha curly fries burger. There is no sriracha, no curly fries, and burger patty. Basically a grilled cheese. How the fuck leave out everything thats in the name of the item!
Sorry. Just venting my anger.
>>67258943
Leicester are a wild card. If Apoel Nicosia can make it to the quarters then so can Leicester.
What's the sexiest British accent for a woman?
>>67258906
I'm not even sure 3 of those teams could make it out of their CL group or do anything in the EL. I'm not even sure if Arsenal could escape their group this time.
>>67258963
man, if i were you i'd be so mad, i'd leave a negative review on Yelp!
>>67258963
>amerifood
>>67258943
I think you mean
>Leicester where just better than everyone else
>>67258979
Geordie obviously
>>67258963
jesus
do people actually put that shit near their mouth or something?
>>67258979
Whatever Rebecca Lowe is.
>>67258978
Maybe if they lucky out an easy group, but they can still get Real/Atletico, Dortmund or Napoli in the GS.
>>67258963
Is that yellow stuff meant to be cheese?
>>67259016
good man
>>67259006
Did I actually just type "where"
fucking disappointed in myself
That scientist from the Geico ad, is that the Half Life 1 voice actor?
City on suicide watch.
Who the fuck pays to watch WWE
>>67259053
manchildren
>>67258963
Call and tell them they fucked up?
>>67259017
Yeah but it's more likely they'll get a decent draw.
>>67259053
WWE is a real sport and belongs on /sp/
>>67259092
this.
>>67257014
>match thread 1
>1
>actually believing there would be a second one
Fuxkken kek
>>67258979
maizey williamsons accent
Why not rest every starter?
The cl semis is far more important
>>67259092
>>67259113
You know the rules
And so do I
>>67258943
Pep will completely disregard Europa though
>Ranieri gonna miss the spuds match to have lunch with his mum
What a man
>>67259114
kind of bittersweet how memehampton came to an end and it's only the real /lifelongs/ in here and neutrals. oh well, maybe in another year or two.
>>67258979
glaswegian
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
>>67258985
>>67258998
>>67259011
>>67259030
>>67259066
It's all good now. I went back and complained about my order (it's right across the street). Luckily, the franchise owner was there and offered me free food.
Who /arse/ here?
>>67259206
>WE DON'T MAKE IT 'TIL YOU ORDER IT. ®
in your unfortunate case, should have just been 'we don't make it'.
>>67258657
>>67258678
>the most cancerous meme
>>67259206
looks like a good snack, burgerfriend
You think Roy will call up Iheanacho for the Euros?
DAS IT
DAS IT
A
S
I
T
DAS IT MANE
>Joe Fart
goal of the season
>>67259207
Fuck off arse
COS I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
RING RING
RING RING
RING RING
RING RING
RING RING
DAS IT MANE
BIG
BLACK
MANE
DAS IT MANE
>I dont rate Mane
city will finish 5th
Cap this
>>67259313
fuck my /arse/
BOUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67259207
D A S I T
A
S
I
T
>>67259346
No.
D A S I T
A
S
I
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>>67259367
>>67259311
webm where?
Das it hattrick incoming
