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Zyzz sub edition
Life savings on Leicester
South/Liv u1.5
Lester sw
City DC
is the EPL accy right?
444 for the slags
>>67247246
Do people actually rate Lester s good chance of winning against United?
5555 slags, free nrolling
>>67247249
55555
SHAKING for Jerez write up
The OFFICIAL /bet/ ACCUMULATOR for Sunday the 1st of May 2016 is as follows:
Manchester United vs Leicester City - Manchester United Double Chance @ 1.22
>This is because Manchester United are at home and, historically, have been better than Leicester who are in a good bit of form.
Swansea vs Liverpool - Under 1.5 Goals @ 3.5
>This is because both teams aren't very good and so will miss any chances they are given.
Southampton vs Manchester City - Manchester City Double Chance @1.45
>This is because Manchester City have more money than Southampton
Treble @ 6.2
***Note Begins***
The above prices are based upon the Bet365 website as of 11:12 this morning and are subject to change dependent on bookmaker and/or team news.
***Note End***
Good luck to all who follow.
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>>67247284
Delete this
>>67247246
TAP TAP BOOM
>>67247264
not really
>>67247284
cheers lid, appreciate someone putting a bit of effort into their posts for once. On this medium
>>67247277
who is jerez?
>>67247284
On
Really enjoying these write ups
>>67247284
>This is because Manchester City have more money than Southampton
WINS
On
Will try Koper vs. Olimpija under 3.0 from Slovenia Prva liga. Both teams have trouble scoring and Olimpija with a new Italian coach who plays catenaccio every game. Expecting 0:1, 0:2 FT.
Cordoba 0.0 FH
@2.1
Dominating after goal conceded and missed big chance already
Small lotto on rayo women o5 @ 2.1
Karsiaka rball lads
>>67247895
up so insane, rebacking
>>67247845
>score as staking
Really the worst meme
Why the fuck Juve arent scoring yet?
>>67247954
>mainstream
>>67247954
They dont need to, already won a league.
>>67247998
lol
Genuine concern for the mental state of people who think Leicester will win today.
Down and concerned
SWANSEA SURREAL
Oh lawdy.
Looks like I lumped 300 on leicester sw last night when I came in after pub.
Cordoba -0.5
@2.6
Small
Woodwork and disallowed goal, pressing for goal hard, more on my TT
Gonna SMACK Dortmund u19 -2 if it comes before another goal
Mackers looking to make it 3 admin losses in a row for May
>>67248328
What's his tip?
>>67247284
Down
TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON SWANSEA DNB
>>67247284
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67248326
>entering stake when goal.
>>67248326
rebacKing 1st half handicap
DOWN UNREAL
>>67248326
Police Comm +0.75 from 0-1 medium
still time to chase /bet/ accy losses on Karisiyaka
>>67248387
>he wasn't on sw @ 3.6
chasing on Euan
>>67248474
posted after pen
rat
GIVE LESTER YOUR ENERGY
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any info like euan?
>>67248534
sorry lad, was typing out the post as i heard the whistle
line was down to +0.25 anyway
>Dortmund
to be DAC
>>67248568
>Huge quality gap here. Correct line is at least -1.5. Inverness are really poor with a shambolic defence and a slightly overweight keeper. They also tend to collapse after 2 goals so could still be rebacks later in the game.
Ableist scum
not eating for a week if euan slags doesnt cover
>>67248648
more like a month for me
Cordoba score pls
down the whole weeks profits this morning, what is life
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>>67248616
Wonder if one of her teammates is called McDonald pmsl
>>67248616
>>67248966
>Slightly overweight
PMSL
Too much on Euan
>>67248417
The title is with a win fixed. Pulišić and Passlack on pitch. Both are to good for the leaque. The game is completely one-sided.
Two of the many cross-compare:
BVB - Preußen 8-1
Preußen - Duisburg 3-0
BVB - Cologne 1-0
Cologne - Duisburg 4-0
>>67248185
kek
People repeatedly messaging me via PM that I'm not replying to will not get an answer any quicker. I'm one man and I'm busy all day watching several games at any one time. For the benefit of myself and the group I only answer messages once per day when all the games have finished. (Usually at the dead of night). Please be patient. If people could only message me if necessary that would also be appreciated.
>>67249168
I don't really understand what you're saying here.
Tell me why I shouldn't bankroll rt7 Dortmund
>>67249254
what are they messaging you about?
>>67249254
Who is this?
WHERE ARE THE GOALS EUAN LAD
>>67249556
don't worry mert, keeper will tire soon. if she doesnt get her mcflurry and irnbru at half time it's a banker.
>Was waiting for HT
>>67249644
This.
In floods of tears
Well done everyone that got on Karsiyaka.
Good match, good bets.
tfw shot on target
unnecessary sweating.
>livercuck
>kluck
shekel to rashford hat trick +3300
Who's watching these shitty u19 matches for bet365 and reporting the scores?
Is there someone at each match or just someone listening to the commentary on local radio or some shit.
How can I apply for that job?
I'll do a 30 sec delay and give you guys tips occasionally if I get it.
>>67250432
>fake odds
>>67249357
did you?
>>67250469
they have rball scouts at every match inputting what's going on in to a hand held computer
also you'd go to prison for match fixing if you tried to do a 30 second delay
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>>67250530
talking big sense here pal
>>67250530
Thanks for info.
What are people thinking on swifty?
I got on -0.75 medium and rebacked -0.5 medium.
Just re-backed small but dunno whether to put more in.
>>67250625
Reback, floodgates are open
>>67250666
thanks mate. I'll buy you some dominos later.
>>67250694
Would rather a chinese desu friend
![Just-Eat-I-See-You-Baby-Chicken-Madras-720p-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V3lZEkj.jpg "Just-Eat-I-See-You-Baby-Chicken-Madras-720p-2[1].jpg")
>>67250751
you sure you don't want a
chicken madras?
>>67250625
Why dont you just follow the original tip with the right stake and be happy? What is everyone's obsession with rebacking? There is much less value now but a reback probably wins.
>>67250916
because I'm addicted to gambling
>>67250916
Trip on Euan.
Thanks though pal, UP SUMS
Are you really never tripping again?
>>67250916
Why does he have to be such an angry little man?
All he has to say is "Probably not worth a reback, up to you though". Instead he has to go off and shout at the very people he is trying to win money.
swift goal when
>>67251060
This.
If he was just a bit nicer to his followers and perhaps gained a bit of personality, he'd be a better tipster.
I'd probably even pay for his tips if he wasn't such an angry child with a perm.
And to think i was worried about swifts. She have put monthly rent mate.
another swift for brains tho
I can confidently say I've made more money from Euan's tips than from anyone else.
He doesn't get paid so when he posts these tips it's pretty selfless. All he wants is some banter in return but some of you give him an awful hard time
>>67251741
How often does he post tips that can be found off bet365 and William Hill? No accounts
>>67252109
He posts tips in Asia occasionally, rarely wins but he posts them anyway. I really do worry about him, he's acting more and more like the shrewdest person around when even the /bet/ TT has a better record than him. Even if it is an act then why bother pretending to be so angry and above everyone? Strange man, I can only guess that his failings in life have led him to a complete state of delusion.
BT wants a large on XV de Piracicaba -3, med on -3.25 and small on -3.5
Pmsl at Euan cheating again
>>67251741
I can confidently say that im a complete mug but still have a better roi than him after more tips so im not gonna stroke his ego on some uzbekistanian finger painting board
o17.5 corners in the PSV game wins lids
1.8
BT surreal
>>67252526
too slow to get on zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Leggo NEC and PSV
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>>67252526
reback from 2 BT?
>>67253182
Only a tiny
>the city of Nijmegen
Over 2.5 cards in Leicester game is a LARGE
>>67253623
not feeling it desu
>>67252526
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>>67253697
Should've been at least 2 bookings already
>>67252920
U A C
A
C
>>67253848
Hassan plz
P S V
S
V
Step your shit up NEC
>>67254719
Fuck it I hope he is right. I went small on 2.1
A J A X J E W S
>>67253623
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LARGE LARGE LARGE
UP MILLIONS TODAY
>>67253848
gj senpai
Need some Hamilton and Aberdeen women goals like A I R
Hassan SUCH a card judge
Great to see AbsolutelyRektPmsl voiding bets that couldn't be staked, shows a lot of character to tip to make people money rather than for ego
Would pay horrible sums to be able to join UAC Tipping Group
who /green/ here
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EUAN
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Aberdeen SLAGGGS
>>67255616
Enjoyable bit of trading there pal.
>Euan
Pmsl
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More money than know what to do with, how to avoid limit? This is my third account..
Pmsl backed the wrong team by accident on Euan's tip
HUP
Need Hamilton to score for a refund and Leicester to net a late winner for laughs
>>67255472
Cheers lad
hup hup x
>peter keeps liking your tweets now but not retweeting
>Leicester SW at over @201
>>67256968
down
Wtb
>>67257262
>yank
>wtb
leech, go back to betting on minor league baseball
Useful 20 mins, £225 on Betdaq and £250 on Betfair on the Guineas and £207 on the Saints match
Hup hup hup
BT wants a tiny on over 2.5 in the Trinec U21 game
Kurt wants Cadima +1 is a bet
>>67257445
on this with a bet smaller than my dick after half a g of pukka mandy
>>67257617
med on
>>67257617
gormless kurt definitely wrote this pidgin english sentence.
>>67257617
>le soccerway bet
>>67247445
Cheers for the Verona bet lad, read it as RT9 instead of 7 and am up SUMS
>>67257445
Tiny on Hradec too, favoured them pre and rball supporting now
>>67257617
dropped to +0.25 now pml
>>67257730
He said to take DC as a small.
I fucking hope Lux doesn't steal this one too, can't deal with getting limited
Iceland top division first round. What is the best bet?
>>67257794
Ask Big_Al
>>67257794
Big_Al knows this
When's the Mackers documentary coming out?
WH just voided my Lincoln bet
>>67257941
post screenshot
>>67257941
What happens if you withdraw before they void it and claim you lost it betting on Lestuh
Is England Beach handis THE bet?
>>67258097
It's coming home lid
TT worthy desu
>>67258125
Depends, Spain will play their typical blend of possession bases sand ball, and try 100+ overhead kicks, England need to be strong.
>>67258141
>>67258097
Spain are very good, watch for a bit at least
>>67258097
gone medium, because fuck spain yesterday. I had to clean my entire chair from the sweat after that game.
>>67258097
I think so but Spain are probably technically much better so if they decide to play properly rather than showboating a bunch like they did against Cape Verde they could cover that handi so I'm only on small.
>>67258173
>Conceeding twice to a literal who from literally where who have played a literal ONE game.
England looked solid against Verde and Portugal at least.
>Charlotte +6.5
Thoughts?
The spread is too high for a game 7 in my honest opinion
>>67247153
> Put all non-league winnings if leicester to win today
> No
FFS lads
>>67258097
Not at all, please don't TT this
>>67258201
Please watch our sport
>>67258308
'no'
>England
>>67258616
'TT Worthy'
>that Spain dive
disgusting.
Aguero why are you not playing?
I need you to win top goalscorer
Have England shot on target yet?
Why didn't I back Spain clean sheet
>>67258700
Because they play Madrid
>>67258616
>>67258632
>A match is 12 minutes long
This wins
Llandovery -10 in the WRU challenge cup, Quins are going to get their shit pushed in
BT wants a small on Sillamae II -0.75 when it gets there, rball babbies backed Viimsi too much
K U R T
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>>67258913
pmsl
>>67258913
Genuine lol
>>67258916
So so shrewd
>try to stake
>suspended for an eternity
>my team scores
>try to stake other game
>no suspension at all
>opponents score seconds after bet is placed
love it.
>>67259057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoXLKgX0MgU
>>67258907
BT surreal
Who here Cadima SW?
Saw it @9 only got @5 but still got 100 on.
Sweet money.
>>67259124
Was only on DC
Kurt's been tipping some worldies lately
>>67259146
his group private?
>>67259124
>tfw only a cheeky fiver @9
got 300 on +1 though
>>67259161
TENNA A MONTH
>>67259173
You get that much on Bet365??
Coming to accept Inter Allies aren't going to score a 2nd goal.
King Kurt haters btfo
>>67259146
Has he actually or is this a meme
Was just writing up my Stromsgodset tip for you and they scored. At least I got on.
>>67259197
200 on +1 and 100 on DC, yes. Idk how desu but I got in pretty quick
>>67259200
They will, on 0.0 LARGE
Damn cybu, tnx lid
>>67259197
I got 100 on @ 5 SW
600 on +1 @ 1.85
300 on DC @ 2.62
>>67259212
He tipped Moreland Zombies last night on a +1.75 handicap and they went on to win. While Macker's large Aussie bet lost kek
>>67259270
Yeah I was limited to 150 on +1.75, but then put 20 on SW and then another 30 on DC
>>67259437
Need to come back to his group
Was only 1 month and he gave me profit
bt absolutely surreal
BT UNREAL
>>67259473
>>67259437
Link to group?
>33 shots
>1 goal
ITS COMING HOME
O
M
E
>>67259486
Just find Kurt Drago on Facebook or Twitter and write to him
cannot post link because 4chan thinks it's spam
BT unreal this weekend, the true king of /bet/
>>67259534
Would NOT be trusting the Ghanaian rball
Where the goals at?
>>67259776
94-th min peno will do the job
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
England so so BRAVE.
>>67259776
>tfw on SW since 41'
It's not happening.
>8 minutes of injury time
Le fix is in
>>67259852
EIGHT MINS added, Ref has money on Inter Surely
>>67259251
reback?
>>67259990
Probably can, in my originally write up I was saying how dog shit Start are. Haven't won a game this season and saw their game last week against Valerenga and at only 1-0 down there was absolutely no effort.
Very Very Small on OVER 9.5 Asian Cornersin Hammarby game
Inter Allies rball boy is having a mare
down insane
That Techiman HEART
>>67260103
PMSL the Ghanaian lad who was doing the rball sold the tablet at HT, some randomer has been accidentally touching inter shot off target for 54 mins
>>67260047
I hesitated.. ; ;
>>67260227
Aww, I did too but at 60th minute I rebacked @2.5. Sorry should have been more convincing!
>>67260047
thanks, went medium and looking very nice.
Pmsl at Portugal not tearing Verde apart
>>67260371
Reminds me very much so of the OFC games desu
>>67260371
They will soon enough, Cabo Verde started decent enough in the first 2 games then completely collapsed
>>67260245
Nice, me too. Had written medium in my originally planned post before they scored the 1st.
>>67260411
where was your write-up friend?
I'll follow you in the future, very shrewd.
Sogndal v Rosenborg
1-1, Sogndal Red Card, Rosenborg @1.9 might be worth a small. Rosenborg high-flyers,Sogndal leaky in defence and not great season so far.
>>67260429
Just on here, I had backed Stromsgodset at 35-40min when 0-0 and was coming to tell you all then they scored as I was typing so deleted it and just posted how they scored as I was typing. Will try to be quicker in the future!
>>67260486
Oil PLEASE
>>67247325
>you
>>67260486
Thanks mate, appreciate it. You're doing gods work.
>>67260575
SLURP SLURP, PLEASE NOTICE ME EUANJONSSON
Pathetic.
>Jaen
how to blow a lead and lose the game in 2 minutes 101
>>67260591
>didn't get on the info and isn't looking at 4 figure return
CD Espoli 0.0
@1.875
I'm on MED
Tipped by The Winners Club
>>67260671
>he pays TT
>>67260715
>Last day of Subscription
FLOODGATES
REBACK PORTUGAL
Off to climb a Ski jump and jump off.
>>67260671
What kind of stuff do they tip? This just seems to be a rball bet
Verde keeper is WORLD
>>67260890
It's rball but most of the times there's info
Honestly didn't seen WORLD Bets from him
Better invest in Kurt
