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Friday Night
North Melbourne 9.7.61 def Western Bulldogs 6.9.45
Saturday
Melbourne 15.6.96 def by St Kilda 20.15.135
GWS 24.14.158 def Hawthorn 12.11.83
Richmond 8.11.59 def by Port Adelaide 13.16.94
Geelong 25.18.168 def Gold Coast 7.6.48
Sunday
Brisbane vs Sydney 1:10 AEST
Carlton vs Essendon 3:20 AEST
West Coast vs Collingwood 2:40 AWST
who /dabloos/ here?
>Gold Cunts had a years head start on GWS
>losing by over 100 points while GWS destroy Hawthorn
CARN GI'S
> no fremantle result in the topic
hiding that 0-6 start?
>>67241250
shit, i completely forgot about cuckmantle
>>67241139
>mfw you get smashed by a bunch of has beens, spuds and kids
lads
>>67241305
We already beat Freo
dead thread
dead sport
Shitney Swines on pooicide watch
I really want Aliir Aliir to get a career ending injury. Not racist though.
How the fuck did yesterday happen anyway? How are Hawthorn three time premiers, again?
>2020
>it's an African is playing so we have to commend every single thing he does episode
Sydney finally kicking a fucking goal
>mfw when cuckroaches started bandwagoning Norf
>aliir aliir drops a mark
>"ah good boy"
who /bloods/ here
>>67242926
my nigger
what the fuck was that passage brisbane
>>67242926
>muh racism
Fuck that club
>i partake in the afl thread
Just popping in to say hello and compliment the thread maker on a wonderful OP
>>67243005
Go back to the Hockey Lottery, Maplecuck
who /hatefreo/ here
fuck lads the underside of my dick is itchy but it makes poking the pecker a lot more pleasurable
>>67243103
nobody cuz thats gay
Now Poorthorn are officially ded, GWS and Iggs are flag favorites.
who ready for some 2:40pm sunday afternoon flat track bullying here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzIYchXJnPQ
Courtney Barnett
>>67242568
hawks lost there last year too.
Got $100 on Sydney -49.5
Will it win?
>>67243172
Absolutely based video, m8.
>>67243005
>>67243138
>>67243202
This is just sad
>leafs
>in charge of banter
>>67243240
Get the leafblower la
>shmitty
>>67243268
Call Lesotho
>mfw all Sydney GF
>>67243328
anyone but Hawthorn mate
THIS IS A POOR MANS RUGBY
>pearce hanley
back to ireland you go potato nigger
>>67243172
Ready like a steamroller, lad.
>P Cripps a late withdrawal
FUCK
>>67243451
now thats why they call it "carltank"
>still no goalline cameras in every game
Amateur football league, ladies and gentlemen.
>one of Carlton or Essendon (or both) will be above >us on the ladder
Non Victorian games are fucken boring
Compiled some more Triple M-core lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LFVQpDKHk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPBzTxZQG5Q
>>67243615
GQY
>>67243172
Fwaaaarrrkkkkkk, getting the tingles just watching that, based Eagles!
>>67243589
This is an accurate comment.
Non victorian cities are fucken boring too
>>67243637
THATS GAY FAGG
So Cartlon's got a few major injuries. Will the bombers fuck 'em up or will they still job?
>>67243589
There have been literally no good cucktorian games this round. The two top teams, norf vs bulldogs was a horrible game.
@67243380
@67243405
@67243631
@67243696
You don't deserve a (You) for these posts.
>P-P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>67243725
Every capital city in Australia has people like this
>>67243725
I used to purposefully put myself in a situation where Socialist Alternative members would inconvenience me so I could beat the shit out of them. As edgy as it sounds I enjoyed it and don't regret it.
>>67243744
>[
shut UPCLIBERAL HIPPY
>>67243708
Typical retarded comment from WA.
The eagles are 8th, they're 3 places behind GWS for fucks sakes.
Lets not mention cuckmantle, bottom of the ladder.
Go mine some coal you stupid cunt
@67243775
You're out of your league m8
Typical unfunny canadians
>>67243775
Tell Drake that the first half of his album sucks.
>>67243802
SHUT UP FAGOOT
@67243818
Canadian "banter"
>>67243808
COME TELL ME WHEN THERE IS A SUCSESSFUL AUSSIE RAPPER OR DJ CANT B FEMALE
>>67243785
Excuse me idiot, the conversation was not ladder position, it was whether games were "boring". Every cucktorian game this round has been horrible, even top two cucktorian teams put on an awful display. The only good thing cucktorian teams have been involved in this round was cuckthorn getting flogged by GWS.
>>67243835
>he doesn't know Joel Turner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_dwlt3_CM
apply yourself m8
>>67243860
LITERALY WHO?
>>67243839
>Every cucktorian game this round has been horrible
Not like the Cats posted the biggest winning margin so far this year or anything
>>67243860
fucken kek lad get permaheemed
>>67243835
>dj
>deadmau5
You know he hates djs right
Also i just wanna day afl looks like a sick sport but most of my friends don't even care for sports so with nobody to talk to about it I don't feel like watching it. It is cool tho, good work Australia
>>67243880
It was literally the most boring game this round, you stupid cunt.
>>67243839
>wa teams losing
>better criticise them for their entertainment value
"boring" is subjective you fucking moron, you may find it boring someone else may find it exciting.
Are all west autists this fucking stupid?
>>67243953
>Getting this emotional
There's estrogen in the water in the west
>>67243725
I wish I could go back to Melbourne right now. Great place.
>>67244008
Nominating you for the autist team
>>67243956
Holy shit you dumb fuck, they have been objectively boring by consensus, rev up pedantic nerd damage control, why dont you fuckwitt.
>>67243926
Brisbane puttin up a fight lads
>>67243993
>get rekt
>misdirect with petty insults
pathetic
>>67244011
WAautist on calling lifeline watch
>>67244010
Second this nom.
>>67244040
>>67244010
Top samefag
Hawkroaches are moody today, KEK!
>>67244010
>>67244040
Thirding nom
>>67244050
Had finger on screenshot button knowing you would say that, proving again what a daft cunt you are.
>richmond let poort get some form
cunts
>>67244032
>Call someone a cunt
>Gets upset when someone fires back
The product of a single motherhood everyone
>>67244060
There are no Hawkroaches in this thread after yesterday, WAautist
>>67244081
i just feel sorry for you
>>67244092
Now you know how the rest of us feel, WAautist
>>67244078
>>67244092
SM
SI
SO
>>67244011
Goddamn your blatant stupidity knows no bounds.
You didn't dispute my earlier agument that "boring" is not objective.
Consenus = subjective because its dependent upon the sample you took, you could find a larger group which says the opposite then by your own retarded logic that would mean the games aren't boring.
You could find a consensus of people that think the earth of flat, that doesn't make it objectively right.
How the fuck do you even manage to tie your shoelaces you dopey cunt
nominating every single poster in this last 20 mins for the squad
whats for lunch lads?
>>67244103
You are wrong.
>mfw waba is the most intelligent WA poster on /afl/
>>67244103
holy shit you are a massive sperg
>>67244121
Probs nothing, had a late Breakfast.
Maybe Tuna sandwich
>>67244011
>football clubs should play games to entertain, not to win!!!!!
Maybe someone should have told Ross Lyon before this season. Stay furious.
>>67242926
yo
>>67244132
>>67244147
>posting on multiple devices
>>67244153
meant for
>>67244121
>>67244153
>$23 parma
tell em to get fucked lad
>>67244103
Every cucktorian game this round has been majority consensus boring.
>>67244153
>$3 for sauce
>>67244186
What fucking consenus you jackass?
Consensus=subjective opinion
Consesus =/= objective fact
When brisbane is close and hasn't fallen over yet.
>>67244134
>drinking metho
>intelligent
pick two
>>67244186
>he would rather his team win/lose a close game than bury the opposition
You are stupid.
cuckney swans getting exposed for the home ground bullies that they are
>>67244205
By your own definition of objective its ALWAYS going to be a subjective opinion whether a game is boring.
Come on Lions you beautiful bastards
>>67244221
only premium beers and top shelf liquor for based wabeezus friend
When did Mitch Robinson become a non meme player?
get fucked shitney
AUSGAYLIAN FUCK BALL
Why do teams always play so badly in their clash jumpers?
>>67244269
What about it.
>Cruddy Ranklin
Blues or Dons today lads?
>>67244234
Where did I say 'my' team? Saying every cucktorian team explicitly implies they are not my team. Watching a game that is a one side flogging is more often than not boring.,
>>67244278
Why does sydney need a clash jumper? what other teams have a similar colour to bright red and white. Probably only St Kilda.
>hawks exposed
>swans exposed
norths year
>>67244278
they're unfamiliar with seeing teammates wear that design and so take an extra split second to make decisions in high pressure situations
>>67244286
>tubby shanks 'em
>>67244293
dabloos
>>67244293
blues are the consistent tippers choice
>>67244301
Gold Coast
>>67244302
>tfw Norf make the GF
>tfw half empty stadium
>>67244302
Didn't the swans beat gws though.
Just came back from picking the missus' son from his mates place, what's the lions swans score?
>>67244358
hey convict
>>67244330
yes
I changed my tip from bloos to bombers, dont let me down fuckers
>>67244366
>tipping the bombers
>ever
>>67244414
>all those people who tipped essendon on anzac day
Free kick to Hawthorn.
>>67244295
Who cares? Winning is all that matters. If WCE bury the Pies, no-one would say "oh but THEY MADE IT BORING!!!!!" You're still furious and still a moron.
what was that free for? that cunt looks filipino
>>67244426
Hello fox sports Facebook page
>>67244445
Un funny cancer meme on repeat if funny
why do the commentators talk to hall as if he's 8?
Lions had me convinced they could win. What a shame.
>>67244479
the Fox Footy commentators are terrible anyway.
>>67244431
You are a fucking moron. Can you not read or are you just stupid?
>Who cares?
Everyone who is not a supporter of that team.
>Winning is all that matters.
No, if you are watching a game that is not your team playing, you want to watch entertaining and high quality football.
>>67244479
Because they're intimidated and don't want to trigger his rage so they tip toe over words.
just woke up here and the ants are back
courtney dempsey is shit
>>67244514
Barry was based when he played.
>>67244501
So clubs should take supporters of OTHER teams into account when they play the game? Better not kick too many goals, otherwise it won't be entertaining for neutrals.
You're a deadset spastic and you're completely embarrassing yourself. I look forward to your furious reply, which I won't be reading.
who /fit/ here
>GET A HAIRCUT YA MONGREL
>>67244501
'Entertaining' is subjective.
Why are they booing Goodard?
>cucktorain sports
what is with the ranga's right bicep?
Sydney dont get meme'd pls
>Destroys West Coast
>Jobbing to Lions
What's happening here?
>>67244567
they're racist towards rangas.
>>67244497
>t. Bruce Mcavaney
RAZ
CARN DOGS
>>67244547
>So clubs should take supporters of OTHER teams into account when they play the game? Better not kick too many goals, otherwise it won't be entertaining for neutrals.
lowot, you are retarded beyond belief.
If you are not a supporter of one of the teams involved, you want to see a good quality game. Whoever wins is a secondary concern. A one-sided drumming is typically only entertaining if you are a supporter of the winning team. You have to be unbelievably stupid to understand something this basic.
>frankshit
>>67244567
Red head discrimination
>>67244497
Dunstall, Derm,Russell and co might be wankers but at least they take the game and their jobs seriously
All 7 commentators are concerned about are their shitty in-jokes and calling each other by their nicknames
>>67244570
>losing by twenty goals to based victorians
>>67244626
What the fuck do you suggest
"oh shit we shouldn't kick that many goals or it won't be entertaining"
Why the fuck the stretcher there, that's fucking horseshit fucking cheating swans
>Brisbane going to lose because Sydney are cheats
Wowee
And it all deflates
Based swans win again
>>67244663
You are dumb cunt who has warped the situation inside his shit and is off on a bizarre tangent and completely misses the obvious point. I'm sorry but I dont know to explain an extremely simple concept in a more basic way than I have already, repeatedly. You are going to need special help to make it through life.
Hurry up you bald cunt
Robbed. That stretcher bullshit is fucked.
>>67244709
That wasn't me.
The consensus is just that you're a complete retard.
Shitdney the most overrated team in the comp
>>67244709
Nominating "cucktorian games are boring" guy for the autist team
LIAM JONES THE LEGEND
Let's determine who are the real cucks of the AFL:
Cucktoria beating non-Cucktoria
1 - Melb > GWS
2 - Norf > Adel
3 - WB > Freo
4 - Norf > Bris
5 - Haw > WC
6 - Geel > Bris
7 - Norf > Freo
8 - Haw > Adel
9 - Norf > GC
10 - WB > Bris
11 - Geel > Port
12 - Carl > Freo
13 - Geel > GC
Non-Cucktoria beating Cucktoria
1 - GC > Ess
2 - Syd > Coll
3 - PA > StK
4 - GWS > Geel
5 - Syd > Carl
6 - Port > Ess
7 - Adel > Rich
8 - GC > Carl
9 - WC > Rich
10 - GWS > StK
11 - GWS > Haw
12 - Port > Rich
Victoria 13-12 Cucked by Victoria
>inb4 B-BUT HAWTHORN GET DA BIAS
I can hear you seething already
triumphant bloods
>>67244739
>Overrated
Made the eight 11 times in the last 12 years.
dumb fuck players
fight him after his kicked it, not before
Stay mad and stay bad cucks. Swans cheeky again.
>>67244765
what the fuck does all this shit supposed to mean, are you drunk?
>>67244765
>Have 55% of the teams
>Can only manage 52% of the wins
Thanks for proving my point you good little cuck
>11 disposals 1 goal
Is Thomas, dare I say it, back?
>>67244765
+1 for autism squad
>>67244797
Victorian wins: 29
Non-Victorian wins: 23
Expected wins for Victorians: 28.89
Expected wins for non-Victorians: 23.11
Victoria are LITERALLY achieving their goal
>Norf are unbeaten
>Freo are winless
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
Dempsey needs to shave that shit off his face
BLACKED
Who /bloods/ here?
who top 3 here?
JUST
Holy fuck Weitering is down swimming like a fish
Mitch Brown is fucking garbage
wow west coast are getting fucking exposed right now lmao
just kick a goal
kys cuckiher
Holy fuck just kick a goal daniher you breadstick
>Implying the pies won't barely beat Lest Coast
>>67244996
wat
>tfw the line for Essendon vs Carlton was 12.5
Surely Carlton can beat them by 13 points or more. Fucking surely.
>>67244735
>i cant separate a spectators desire to be entertained from of those of people with vested interests in the games result
you are stupid
>jetta memeing it up again
Just fuck off back to swans please
So many players not up to AFL standard
GOAL PIES
>>67245046
>he's still at it
You get my vote mate.
>Get a haircut
Fucking love this shit lol. Daniher looks like an AIDS infected porn actor from the 70's.
guess it's time to watch some gay league.
>goalless quarter
>>67245064
Every dumb cunt that gets proven wrong just throws out votes.
>>67245077
>>67245092
I was neither of the 2 people who tried to goad you on, nor do I care about anything you're saying. I nominated you for your autistic compulsion to keep replying to those people.
>essendon 306 points for in 5 games
>carlton 316 points for in 5 games
should've expected this
>>67245101
>its not me
yeah righto dumb cunt
>>67244501
>>67244547
>>67244565
>>67244626
>>67244663
>>67244709
>>67244735
>>67244740
>>67244239
>>67245046
>>67245064
>>67245092
>>67245101
>>67245119
wew lad, system wouldn't let me highlight all the posts but that's the most effort I've put in this round you should feel special. You've still got my vote.
Do Essendon play one of the QLD teams in Melbourne?
Honestly don't see how they can even get close to anyone else. Maybe Richmond.
>>67245178
They've already beaten Melbourne though.
Richmond and Fremantle are both takeable.
>cyberbully
How's this even a thing
>cyber bullied to death
Eating a jar of pickled gherkins, lads.
>>67245226
put one up your bum
Time for the eagles to win by 40 and cement their position as the competition's biggest flat track bullies
>>67245225
UUUU
what's for dinner lads?
>>67245251
'no'
but its like eating a jar of little dicks
>>67245260
One of the poorest shop jobs I've seen. Up your game.
>>67245225
shooped
>weitering stayed down because of head clash
>no dislocation
>might be good for next week
thank you based footy gods
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Sadly after the Friday night thread and a good portion of the Saturday thread posters are just nominating each other left and right for the slighest things that are nowhere close to Autism worthy of mention, let alone a Team promotion. Thus, I will have to do what I thought I wouldn't have to, in light of people trying to make the team and ruin the /afl/ community even further by "trying" to be Autistic, I am hereby declaring that whilst I make note of all nominees and post all contenders I will only be Promoting to the Team those that are deemed fit in accordance with high bar set with the establishment of the 2015 Team. Only CLEAR leaders in their contention vote count or their sustained efforts (whether single or multiple Rounds will be considered. I will take flak for this but I don't care, I will not have Autists barely worthy of a Reserves side slip into the illustrious Team. In fact, if there are no fit contenders at rounds there will NOT be a promotion at Rounds end, to preserve the sanctity and illustrious nature of the Team as was intended in it's inception last year and dissuade low tier Autism. With a half CARL vs ESS left and WCE vs COLL coming up I hope you all take this in and react accordingly. Thank You. Below you will find the contenders for this round so far as well as the 2016 Autist Team so far.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Good Post Autist"
>"NEET Cuck" Spammer
>"Whats for Lunch/Dinner" Guy
> The >we Duo
>"Stay mad, stay insecure, stay obsessed" Guy
>"Cucktorian games are boring" Guy
>"Cuck Stats" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>>67245051
>So many players not up to AFL standard
Need to halve the number of Cucktorian clubs to lift the standard of football.
the fuuuuuuck
Time for a good old fashioned Bestern Australian cucking of Cucktoria.
Leunberger is a battler
>>67245156
WEW
Jesus Christ
Goal when?
>last goal was 25th minute in 1st quarter
fuck me
I only get pissed off everything I watch the pies. Why am I still watching?
>cucktoria
hopefully keep them goalless for the quarter
CARN DONS
>>67245304
Post last years stats
>>67245476
>cucktoria in charge of kicking goals
>collingshit in charge of leaving the defensive 50.
>>67245506
>non-Cucktorians in charge of playing fairly
What a shit rest of the country this is.
WHAT A GOAL
ELITE
marg legra "D :D :D
MAKE ESSENDON GREAT AGAIN
nig nad :D :D ;d D
NICNAT
I
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N
A
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>the regional centre of Carlton, Victoria
>the inner-city suburb of Essendon
>>67245304
no one cares, get a life m8
This is just pure rape by the Iggs.
