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J.A. Happ vs. Chris Archer
Go meme Jays. I need you guys to win to close out my parlay
>skipping over to first needlessly instead of throwing
Why is archer so gay?
Jays already memeing it up
anyone remember when you played baseball for gym class in middle school and even with no force play you would be out because they touched the bag with their foot? like im on second base and no one on first and im out... that ticked me off
>>67234695
I wonder how Lexplorer is doing
>>67234974
nope, were you in the sped class?
>>67234974
>that kid who ran the wrong way around the bases
>that kid who didn't know you have to tag up on a flyball
>that kid who let go of the bat when he swung and almost killed somebody
>that tryhard who felt the need to make diving catches and show off how gud he is
>that teacher who let everything slide because lol it's gym class
>>67235065
holy shit that reminds me
it was an inside day because of a storm and this guy i was hanging with took a metal bat and did a huge practice swing without looking and was 1 inch away from smoking a kid right in the head. he would of died for sure
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the croc hunter of a country called Australia
In the suburbs of Melbourne born and raised
In the zoo is where I spent most of my days
Taking out, handling, cleaning animal poo
And all handling dangerous wildlife too
When a couple of crocs who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my wife got scared
And said youre moving with your crew and documentary to Port Douglas!
I whistled for a boat and when it came near
the Licensplate said STINGRAY and had a barb in the mirror
If anything I could say that this boat was rare
But I thought "naw forget it, crikeys to Port Douglas!"
I pulled up to the reef about seven or eight
And I yelled to the stingry "Crikeys! Smell you later!"
He looked at me square and shot the barb through my chest
And now I'm dead in the ocean next to the Stingrays nest!
so fucking close
PILLAR WALKED
H O L Y S H I T
>>67235103
>elementary school
>playing baseball with a tennis ball
>the catcher wasn't wearing a mask
>he reaches to far forward for the ball and get absolutely smoked in the face with a metal bat
The guy didn't even cry and wasn't injured. I still don't understand how he wasn't concussed at the least
I keep being told archer is good
>thole
never mind thole is a free out, archer had it planned
>>67235215
Pretty hardcore tbqh
Also, I remember playing baseball with tennis balls and tennis racquets. Shit sucked. There's nothing worse than those madeup gym class games that are just bastardized versions of actual, fun games. Like I remember playing basketball with footballs several times... why the fuck wouldn't we just play real basketball?
The rays have an actual tank with rays at the stadium?
That's awesome
>>67235357
not really, bluejays has a hotel in their stadium
didnt know jaden smith played for the rays
>This is the Cantadian containment thread
sp is free for 3 hours
joey bazinga does it again
JOEY
>>67235543
Jokes on you
It's a dead thread
>>67235388
It's not a contest man
>>67235103
I got hit in the head with an aluminum bat from a practice swing before.
>>67235320
damn what kind of poorass school did you go to? thats called an equipment shortage, kek.
what is it going to take to get tulo's bat alive again?
>>67235646
It was a high school in Canada. And we had the basketballs, the gym teachers were just assholes.
>>67235320
they do that shit so that it's a more even playing field, or otherwise some kids would be waaaaaaaay better at certain sports
>>67235619
what an unlikeable cunt
So guys, who are the Leafs taking with the 4th overall pick in the draft?
>>67235710
fuck the leafs. go jets go.
>Tampa thread
https://youtu.be/hT2pcj4KFY0
>>67235841
Publix fried chicken is decent but definitely not good enough to catch a charge over
Common Steve!
Based Jays
>>67235685
wtf? there'd be times when 2 or 3 gym classes going on at the same time would want to use the gym or the same equipment but just telling kids to play basketball with footballs just because?
I bet they were doing it just to fuck with you all, hahah
comfy thread tbqh
I love how slow the threads are now once the bandwagon fucked off, cant even make it through april
>>67236345
Everybody in the draftb owl thread
>>67236345
Nice, comfy threads
>>67236345
the whos sweep culled all the casuals, that was some long boring painful baseball
Why don't the Jays wear a different uniform when they aren't at home?
>>67236345
Gets boring when there is no one on the other side to banter with
>>67236449
Pretty sure, the Jays only wear their white uniforms at their home games.
>>67236449
They had a streak last year where they won like 15 straight games wearing the road blues, so its probably just superstition after the win yesterday.
>>67236506
We have road greys too m8
>>67235001
He's wishing he could post on /sp/ now.
desu senpai i miss the bandwagonners pushing these threads to bump limit
its HAPPENING
>>67236624
i'm very pleased with happ this year
i had no hope for him when I heard Shapiro signed him
>>67236815
Every starter but Dickey has been great in my opinion, Stroman got let down by the bullpen a few times.
>>67236883
yeah our starters are decent and the bats will get going eventually, its that fucking bullpen that worries me, it was more secure when there was the sanchez osuna combo for 7-ish to the 9th
>>67236883
I thought stroman drops off pretty drastically past the 6th inning
but the bullpen is crap like usual
>>67236962
cecil had a good streak last year too
now hes back to being complete garbage
>>67236883
stroman usually left the bases loaded for the pen though
I love that he's ambitious but every fucking time he stays out one inning too long and craps it
based pillay
why thred ded
and why happ leave in for 7th inning
>its a bullpen episode
no sir
Wouldn't mind some extra innings tonight tbqh with u joe
>>67237541
fuckin draft lottery
>>67237780
same
hows lexplorer doing
>>67237862
Not great I assume
I wonder if he gets internet privileges in jail
How does rape even work? If I have sex with my fwb and she's not into it ie not wet, it doesn't even feel good for me and ofc she'll ask me to stop.
Do rapists bring lube with them?
>>67237924
he's banned from the internet
>>67238046
rapists do it for the power, they don't care about it feeling good
COMMON STEVE!
ITS NOT THAT HARD OF A GAME
What would happen if two rapists were out looking to rape somebody and they found each other?
>>67238161
Rapists must be beta af
>>67238261
Wanna come over and find out?
>>67238261
it wouldnt be rape
i thought you guys were good at shitposting?
>>67238284
n-no
>>67238304
but they only get off by non-consensual sex
>Dominguez
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGG
Where is Barney? Isn't he better vs. LHP?
truly epic
>>67238261
Can't rape the willing
>>67238376
Barney is a better hitter all around
>RISP
JUST
HOLY FUCK WHY
>dumbinguez
This guy was trash with Houston and he's still trash. They need to find a good 1b/dh replacement ASAP.
>Cecil
its all over
>Smoak
WAKE ME UP
Thanks Samsung
>Cecil with ANOTHER loss
Fuck this team
>it's a bullpen fucks up the game episode
God dammit Cecil pls get gud again, we miss you
>not walking to set up the force at each base
Come on Gibby what are you doing?
.....keeel meeeee
U G H
>tfw everyone hates Cecil now
>tfw he's been my favorite jay for years
I still love you chubby neckbeard glasses man
And why the hell didn't they intentionally walk? Why would you pitch to him in that situation? Bad managing tbqh.
run roh
thats 5 loses for cecil if im not mistaken
>>67238893
Because the next guy up was forsythe and hes hot as fuck right now, they were looking for a groundout then would walk forsythe
>ITS A CECIL CANT EVEN GET ONE OUT EPISODE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67238909
hes 0-5
Can someone please kill Cecil, and Gibby too for thinking Cecil isn't shit and for putting in Dominguez to pinch hit
I heard there was a game on
>>67238953
And every loss he gets to go home to millions of dollars
Ewww, how can you have an 0-5 reliever? That's atrocious. And in April!
>>67235001
prolly getting bopped
>>67237924
dat hairline
