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>>67225480
Hiya.
>>67225453
triblling I hope
>>67225507
More like doing some leftover work while watching games.
>>67225548
I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE DOING NORMIE WORK SHIT
>>67225597
Sorry to disappoint you, Morz.
lesterlad edition
>>67225480
hello
>>67225903
ni hao
>>67225921
你好瑞典。
>>67225988
从我代我向你的母亲
~gweilos out~
>>67225988
>>67226035
Reminder that no matter how shit your defenders are setting the DL, WBL, ML, AML positions to "close down always/show onto right foot" and vice versa for the right flank will prevent 50% of goals
Panic bought another striker since I only have two and a 16yo Italian, one being on loan from Liverpool which I play on the first match day and can't use.
Time to shit on the PL
>>67226452
don't you mean "be shit in the PL"?
>tfw mitch commited suicide and will never stream again
>>67226580
I have friendlies against Tottenham and AC Milan coming up to see how I stack up against them.
Red dragons fear no one. We just spent ~30 million on transfers god damn it.
>>67226601
>>67226652
friendlies don't mean shit
Possible potential GOAT here, his club are being jews and want like 50m for him though, i'm gonna try and unsettle him and hope nobody poaches before I come up from the championship
>>67226759
>Declaring interest in a target when you're still a minnow
GeorgeCostanzaHoldingABat.jpg
>>67226800
Not 100% how i'd get him otherwise, he's gonna sign a fat contract with them otherwise, he's got a 2 year one right now and if I get promoted and he doesn't get a new one because hes unsettled, I might be able to afford him
Mertesacker ded
>>67226671
Now show us 'Mitch's face when he realizes he was cucked by Daisy"
>>67226688
I completely agree, if this was the real deal we'd be 2-0 up by half time desu lad
>>67226671
>not photoshopping a dick in her mouth
resisted the easy joke there I see
>197 cm
>Jumping Reach 17
wew
Our stadium has 10k seats
>>67227088
>Mexican
>197cm
>>67227203
I also completely maxed the wage budget.
Let's do this
>>67227251
>I also completely maxed the wage budget.
You absolute madman
Lads
https://twitter.com/hdotjones/status/726307892333301760
>>67227391
Yawn.
>>67218919
Just getting our fitness levels up lads, no worries.
>>67227553
>first 3 games are Liverpool, Tottenham and Chelsea
LET MORALE HIT THE FLOO
Lads, what should my football hipster lower league custom club be called? It's got to have South Hackney in it. I'm thinking just plain South Hackney FC or maybe Red Star South Hackney
Zaninivoc is way too black for me lads, in his picture he looks of dark brown complexity but in the actual games he looks to have the same complexity as Cisse
>>67227844
>Rotherham
What can I tell you, he got blacked.
>>67227844
>ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIITE
>>67227844
>Argentinian is way too black for me
>>67227844
>Argentinian
the ME shows his true colors
It has been prophesied
15 minutes in after a 5 game losing run against the team at the bottom of the league. I try some different tictacs and this happens. Oh god I hope Burton Albion accept my application.
I wanted to make a thread again
>>67227799
south hackney hacks
H-here we go
>>67228288
I predict no more than 35 points and relegation
>>67228199
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
HELP ME PLEASE
>>67228361
Nice grouping
>>67228194
>opera
>Hearthstone
>AoE Online
>Open Broadcast...
>ebay
you've dont this on purpose haven't you?
>>67228317
:(
>>67228361
Close him down or move higher up. Clearly no 43 can take a long shot
>>67228194
lets play some rocket league
Guys I can't find good staff on my save anymore, im in 2030. I search for scouts for example and it shows nothing, the fuck is going on ?
>>67228317
See you end of the season when we're comfortably mid-table and enjoying the fruits of our labour you left leaning parasite
>>67228746
Don't get cocky
>>67228746
>Chatting shit with 8 minutes played.
Well, good luck.
>>67228809
>>67228812
We missed a penalty.
Still I'd take one point from the first 3 matches desu
time for youth intake
>>67228898
HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
HE'S ONE OF OUR OOOOWN
HARRY KANE
HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
>>67228898
not like you deserved it
>>67228898
Meanwhile, in my universe
I'll keep track of them.
>>67228950
>chatting shit
tfw vardy is too old to sign him
>>67228991
Top lads made it to league 2 at least.
In my save Woking was the surprise team. They got back-to-back promotions with me up to League 1 but got relegated. Now they're mid table/bottom half of the table team.
>*Striker* is clear behind the defense!!
>That's an excellent slide tackle by *striker*
>Goal kick
Well, at worst, if we get relegated we'll have an easy time going back up considering I rotated practically the entire squad except the forward and got a comfortable 3-0 win.
>>67229333
I feel...violated
>>67229621
[PEP INTENSIFIES]
>>67229621
>51% possesion
you're the real winner there
>>67229333
You need to be more humble, mate. I beat Aston Villa once when I was in League 2 and that didn't mean I would win the fucking Championship.
>keep drawing 0-0
>decide to spice things up a bit
>>67229621
>See you end of the season when we're comfortably mid-table and enjoying the fruits of our labour you left leaning parasite
>>67229667
>>67229692
No fucking idea how I even managed that.
High tempo mixed passing. At half time I went to direct passing. Around the 70th minute I went route one and pump ball into the box.
>>67229732
Merely a fluke, even the best athletes have bad days. Yeah, that's it, a bad day, all there is too it la
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME this happens
I just imagine Big Sam standing up, laughing while pulling down his pants and slapping his big fat half-flaccid cock in my face
And man do I LOVE IT
And I know this is just so easy to picture.
We can all imagine Big Sam laughing and slapping his fat cock in our faces while he scores a last minute equalizer.
>>67229715
looks like you better succumb to the capitalist 4-4-2
>>67229870
>90+4
Ah, wonderful f̶e̶r̶g̶i̶e̶ liverpool time
>>67229870
CAN'T WE JUST FEEL IT
Man city at it again.
>>67230021
>Plymouth
negative team cohesion
>>67229772
what was your team strategy?
Hoo boy
>>67230206
Trying to score a cheeky cross goal from a counter and hoping their forwards have a bad day. The opposite happened.
But in all honesty my team is still geling as I brought in like 10 players. I don't like doing it but it was necessary.
Back just in time to commentate Barcelona.
>>67230455
I meant Contain-Defensive-Counter-Standard-Control-Attacking-Overload
missi shoots offside
thanks mikhail
missi lost the ball lol
And does an useless shot
>>67230575
>this autism
missi misses horribly.
Instead of aiming for the goal he aims for the guys
what a faggot
>>67230649
Stop replying you moron, you only encourage him
>>67230699
Just waiting for Suarez or Nerman to BTFO the other team so he has to go on phone call
I just feel unlucky as fuck right now. They scored from their first two shots on target. A really retarded cross on the floor that went straight past my centre back and a corner a couple of minutes later.
He got a 6.0 the fucking useless cunt.
>>67230484
Counter
What the fuck was that from missi just gave the ball away
>>67230765
>getting bummed by the gays
also, if your team doesn't get good counterattack possibilities, Counter is a rather conservative ball-holding tactic, and shouts can only do so much (no idea why SI decided to base everything on them)
missi really is useless
>>67230765
Is it too late for me to revise down my 35 point prediction?
Rate muh young Turkroach
>>67230871
>5'...
>bravery single digits
>>67230814
I guess I'l have to toy with tactics a bit...again.
>>67230863
Just an FYI, in my first season in the championship I lost my first 6 games and had a goal difference of -15
And, no, you can't you mean bastard
>>67230925
t.missi
How is missi so invisible?
stop imitating missi fucking horseface
>>67231103
>>67231234
HAHAHAHAHAH WE WERE 2-0 UP
I want to cry. Every game one, if not both, centre backs shit the bed.
>>67231354
Would you say that they played like Dodoo?
>>67230944
>messi
>single digit bravery
lmao
>>67231354
>(26, 27)
damn your team's complacent :^)
>>6723141
0 is still a single digit mate.
>>67231417
Lester hit him back after every goal. It's actually pretty amazing
Suarez is 4 leagues ahead of missi.
Don't know why they just remove that usless midget
>>67231385
No, if they played like dodoo we'd win
>>67231417
Its a centre back misses an interception. And by misses I mean he watches the ball roll past him.
>>67231472
>ring ring
>>67231556
"That's nice."
>>67231556
"I'm yours"
>>67231577
OH SHI-
Post proof Mitch
>>67231577
pls no
>>67231577
Morz ruining lives.
>>67231577
>>67231600
>>67231611
post Czech regens
and Mitch, sorry for the JUST, but dubs are dubs
>>67231637
>asking people on 4chan to make an important decision for him while getting dubs
I'd say his life is already ruined
>>67231556
"Fuck off"
>>67231577
NO MORZI
fuck it i'll do it
missi has failed all his throughballs this game
just saying
>>67231722
Sigh
>>67231722
Do not do this
>>67231765
>yfw
>can't even win a penalty shoot out
lmao
>>67231765
Post replies. This can get fun.
>>67231765
>the autistic responses before that
wew
OK, now tell her that we told you to write that and that you have showed us your conversation. She'll LOVE that.
>>67231835
nah i'm pretty chill about this now man
she's pathetic and ain't shit she can say that'll help her now imo
>>67231866
will do
dubs decides my next response (if she responds)
>>67231866
Czech em
>>67231892
"Come on over"
>>67231892
Mitch, I know it's "funny" to let us decide the conversation and what not, but Daisy is still a human being with feelings and you're much better than that.
>>67231892
"what r u wearing?"
>>67231936
Ye I know but at the same time I'm 19 who gives a fuck
>>67231936
lolgay
>>67231909
I guess we can win shitty cups
>>67231892
rerolling >>67231909
>>67231936
Paco, pls, we're just having fun
>>67231892
Oh, Daisy, you've come here and you've brought good and wealth, but you have also brought your bad habits as a backslider. You've lusted after men, and you have abandoned your child - your child that you raised. You have abandoned all because he was sick and you have sinned. So say it now - "I am a sinner."
>>67231936
Sorry not dubs
>>67231969
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker.
>>67231936
> a human bean
>>67231969
"I (heart) you"
>>67231969
dubs and you tell her you are posting your conversation for autist's on the internet.
>>67231892
"Only wish more scousers had died at Hillsborough"
>>67232022
fuck
nah man don't ruin the fun already...
>>67232022
b a s e d
>>67232022
Welp, there's that then
>>67231969
>>67232022
be sure to put that apostrophe in the message
Just got here lads, what did Mitch do?
>>67232070
Go up like 30 posts and read down.
If you can't be fucked to read a handful of posts then you don't deserve a summary
>>67232070
got cucked. for real.
>>67232106
I saw some bitch texts and her saying sorry. No idea what happened before that.
>>67232070
>>67232116
And he didn't even exert his frustration physically.
>>67232041
CHECK THEM
>>67232051
haha whoops 8^)
>>67232045
Hey Kenya.
What did you think of Ronaldo's last game?
>>67232149
Well the alternative is you watch a two hour long video of Mitch explaining it. If you don't know the story by now then fuck off.
Its the equivalent of you busting into an /epl/ thread and asking them to explain the entire season to you.
>>67232179
Art, is that you?
>>67232179
Well that American told me more in his four words than you did in your four lines of autistic fury
>>67232222
>4 lines
>he unironically browses 4chan on his phone
fucking kill yourself
I mean it, fucking end your life and stream it for proof you fucking cunt kys
>>67232149
He was in a relationship with this girl but things were iffy (to say the least). Either way he goes home and when he comes back she's nice to him and everything-wants to hang out I guess. Was even in the stream, drunk as well as sober.
Well turns out she cucked him with his friend Dan while he was away. She told him the next day. Now she's sorry and all that.
I'm still sticking by my proposal to get some shady poles to beat up Dan.
That is a pretty good international record even if 7 of his goals were against San Marino
>>67232251
He literally split his words into four different lines using the enter key you fucking shit-at-PES autistic Turkish cunt
>>67232277
>someone using the word cuck on /sp/
>actually using it right
Guess there is a first time for everything
>>67232198
You know I'm right though
>Pls explain obviously lengthy story that has nothing to with me since I clearly don't know shit about Daisy
>>67232222
watch on twitch mtsc2/v/63395696 from about 2:10
It will take you about an hour and a half and you'll be all caught up
Lads who are the top LLM cheese this year? Struggling with a Forest Green save
>>67232222
And your four 2's tell me that I've #WITNESSED
>>67232277
>he was in a relationship with this girl
I thought it wasn't official?
>>67232316
>>67232316
>four different lines
It isn't though.
>This autistic outburst
Can we get back to laughing at the Slovenian's Wrexham game pls?
>>67232367
>>67232359
Got a point of Aston Villa. We're really in a bad way when this is considered a success.
>>67232352
I sad it was iffy, to say the least.
Doesn't really matter if it was official or not though. If you're fooling around with a girl and shit and she goes and fuck your friend its bad enough.
People like that deserve a beating and I'm not even memeing. Good old fashioned beating to make them realize what cunts they are. Instead Dan thinks he did the right thing. That and getting rid some of the stench of humiliation.
>>67232493
tfw never been cucked
I like photos of animals
>>67232518
Why are you playing as wrexham? my ex is from wrexham so I dislike the place, please stop
VILLA!!!!
I really hope they give him some help. He literally carries Pirlo, 9 outfield players and our shitty GK every fucking game.
>>67232562
You shouldn't be so open about the fact you used to shag a sheep.
>>67232587
this is 4chan we accept everyone and everything apart from normies reeeeee
how do you scout good in fm16? seems so much harder to find players than before. plz help.
DAVID VILLA WITH THE BRACE!!!!!!!!
>>67232572
>mfw thought you were on about aston for a moment
>>67232628
I'm raining in 4+star regens on the save i'm doing currently, I think it's more luck than anything
>academy has just shit out a 4star pa 18 determination 6'6 striker with 18 techique and a 5 star PA goalkeeper with 19 reflexes and 19 one on ones at 17
>>67232572
>pirlo
>9 outfield players
>and the goalkeeper
how does he carry 11 players?
lmao
>>67232744
drives the bus probably
>>67232751
Sacked in the morning
You're getting sacked in the morning
>>67232744
Because Lampard never plays
>>67232795
also subs
>>67232277
nah that's totally wrong
go watch the vod im sorry it's so long but it explains the story from start to finish and i feel that's the best way of doing it
i'm gonna stop posting about day-z now and focus on football manager so pls don't mention her anymore
>>67232924
can you post just the explaining bit on youtube so I could watch it at 2x speed
Ant doesn't let me download twitch vods anymore
>>67232924
>i'm gonna stop posting about day-z now and focus on football manager so pls don't mention her anymore
doubt this will happen desu mate.
This is the internet after all haha!
>>67231971
hi kenya
>>67232982
i will not do that as i am lazy and you should just watch it to get the tru feels
>>67232999
yeah well i'll deal with that when it comes to it but for me the saga is over
>we will never see a les porn video of daisy and groggie
>Neverton
>>67233102
we might see a BLACKED one of grogie
How come gabriel barbosa appears to be GOAT for most people this year but for me he's always shit? He always goes to liverpool, scores 20 goals in his first season then never hits double digits again
And so ends Wrexham's Capital One Cup hopes
They're doing pretty well in the league though; solid League 2 mid table team
>>67233199
You have to git gud at developing him
>>67232982
I could download it, edit it slightly (not fully editing it down because that fucking thing goes on forever) and stick it on the Mitch Sings channel but it is unironically about 90 mins long so I don't think you really want to watch it.
I can't believe what stupid goals we're conceding.
>the keeper kicks the ball into the striker
>the ball bounces off him towards the keeper
>he backs away from the ball and lets the striker run to it and slot it into the net
What. the. fuck.
>>67233275
You have got to start shouting at your players
>4 players get hernias in 2 weeks
I didn't know that sports hernia were such contagious diseases
>>67233233
I'd watch it at 2x or something
youtube is also less demanding than twitch so I could have it in the background while tribbling
Players managing to steal a living from top clubs 3- Mr Gnabry
>>67233275
>cb 25 yards clear of any opponents
>he just stands there
>he's just standing there
>he's not fucking moving at
>striker literally WALKS towards him, takes the ball scores
I raged so hard I just hit the power button on my laptop without even thinking.
>>67233359
Fair enough, got it downloading in the background but it'll be like 1-2 hours before the download even finishes.
I could just chop out the relevant section and either youtube it or stick a link up for you to download the raw video file if you think that will be even less of a resource hog.
>>67233463
>raw
i trust jewtube more than VLC when it comes to that
>>67233316
I am but morale is rock bottom at this point. We're playing really well at times but then we concede retarded goals and miss absolute sitters.
We should have won this, instead we got a shitty point against our direct competitors. If we can't win games like this we really are going down.
>>67233428
This makes me fucking furious as well. That or when he's watching a CM that's further than him chase for the ball while he casually observes.
>>67233500
You'll be fine. This is actually a better start than your Championship campaign, and look how that ended up.
>>67233497
Or an mp3 I guess. desu it won't quite be the same without watching the chat and seeing people bantering and complaining about how long the story was taking.
Also why doesn't twitch vod allow you to alter the playback quality? I mean the option is there but there are no alternatives to full quality. I don't really need emo Mitch in 1080 gobbling up all my HD space and taking hours to download
>>67233597
it used to. that or Mitch isn't as tech-savvy as the GTA speedrunners I've watched and hasn't enabled it
>expectations ere to not get relegated
>tfw currently 5th
>last fixtures of the season are chelsea (2nd), tottenham (8th), liverpool (12th), fulham (15th) and sheff wed (7th) to go
leaky bum time desu though since i destroyed the expectations im going to be happy with whatever
>>67233719
>leaky bum time
Best lay off the sex macca
>Tfw Steven Mendoza, a fast black winger just scored a top of the boxer for NYCFC
Where were you when MLS vindicates SI's memes?
>>67233812
literally everyone here knows wingers are alright in llm though
>>67233812
>a top of the boxer
>>67233596
Nah, this is way worse. We had a 6 game in a row loss streak. While we don't have the same loss streak we have a much longer run of 0 won games and, at this point, our GD is even worse.
>it's a RB heads the ball to the striker in the box episode
>I open up and try to get a goal back
>concede 2 more
I had them at 0 shots on target up until that point.
>>67233812
>a top of the boxer
>>67233812
>a top of the boxer
>tfw catching up on MotD
>tfw might not get relegated
>tfw out of the bottom for the first time in a long time
>>67234176
>games in hand
>>67232169
Hey there bud. Tbh I [spoiler]didn't watch it. I haven't watched a game in months[/spoiler]
>>67233017
Sup Kemmers
>>67234243
>an in the hander
>>67234243
if we win our next two games we're on 39 points and I can't see Sunderland or Norwich getting there and if we don't win our next two games we're fucked either way
>>67234176
I sort of hate this season. I want Newcastle and Sunderland to stay up, but one of them is going down.
>>67234176
Now Scteve has gone my desire to see Newcastle relegated has wanned
Who /lifelong/ here?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36160621
>>67234301
>tfw we didn't sack him sooner
>>67234280
>games that have to be played oot
>>67234243
Next weekend's fixtures for bottom 4
>Already relegated Villa vs Newcastle
>Norwich vs Man U
>Sunderland vs Chelsea
Can imagine Newcastle get 3 points while Norwich and Sunderland get 1 each at best so the game in hand shouldn't really matter
Does your "favourite team" affect anything.
Liverpool is mine and they are DOMINATING the league in the early 2020's. THis isn't realism.
>>67234536
no FM just overrates english players and liverpool has a lot
>>67234526
))))))
>>67234635
I hope you signed relegation wage drop contracts
>>67234682
you've got this backwards, what he needs to do is bring in a bunch of past-it superstars on 100k+ p/w in january
>>67234682
50% on pretty much everyone I signed.
At least the projections put us 60 million € in the plus by the end of the season.
>>67234600
They are doing it behind this regen. 31 goals and 9 assists last season.
Madness tbqhwy
Really want Roma to sell me this lad, but they're not budging
>>67234766
Good lad. Parachute payments are great, just make sure you can get back up again next season.
>>67234788
Liverpool in my game meanwhile...
(They're in CL on the back of winning EL)
>>67234710
>implying I can afford it
even if I wanted too I can't. My monthly wage budget is 2.5 million €. Meaning roughly ~550k a week
>>67234861
I suspected I might have to do a yo-yo desu
>>67234894
If you become Hull City, you might just want to kill yourself.
>>67235066
I already want to kill myself
>this is an offside and the goal is disallowed according to the ref
>>67235170
What good is that screencap? I'm not saying it definitely was offside but at least rewind it to the point at which the pass is made, that image shows us nothing.
>>67235170
Fuck the ref though
>>67235229
It rewinds in "blocks". You'd say the same thing if I go back one "block".
>>67235242
You're going to get a win at some point, hang in there
>>67235261
>rewind one more block
>play up to point pass is made
>pause
>take screencap
Groggie is better than daizy desu
how to increase squad harmony?
>>67235264
Don't jinx it. Geez.
>>67235270
I am not a clever man
>>67235305
Have them sit in a circle and each tell a funny story from his childhood.
>>67235359
You're going to end up winning 0 and drawing 12
>>67235410
Hopefully I get to play Arsenal shortly after new years when they're still chasing the title.
>the backroom staff have no elevant advice at this time
c-cheers
>>67235763
Better than being told to play 442 every week forever for any reason.
>>67236072
>top of the league and on a hot streak
>we should change our formation, 4 tactical instructions, 3 roles and our mentality
>>67236072
>>67235763
>Your staff recommend you drop your current striker as there are better options
>Everyone else is hurt and the current striker is on a hot streak
>>67235763
>>67236072
>>67236103
>Always tell you your current instructions are shit despite going a season undefeated
>tfw signed a tosser
